Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events, Self-aggrandizement on Sep 30th, 2008
With all the recent talk of “moral hazards” and “socializing the loss, privatizing the profit”, it seems the time is right to look for any parallels between the current mess and the Big One of 1929. This article lays out a pretty persuasive case that there are enough similarities between now and then to wonder … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall on Sep 29th, 2008
37 year old woman: “So you just got out of prison? For killing a guy? Ha ha, that’s all right. I’m cool with that. I’ll buy dinner this time, and maybe you can get next time? Or not, I could just get it next time, too. Aren’t we having fun?? Fun fun fun!! Me and … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Vanity on Sep 29th, 2008
At least, not the ones who work as fashion models on the runways of Paris and New York. Check out the weird combination of masculine jawline, flairing nostrils (the better to snort four lines at once), and uberfeminine saucer plate eyes on this chick, model Masha Tyelna. if she made a baby with billy joel how big would its … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events on Sep 28th, 2008
A couple weeks ago, I predicted that Joe Biden would step down as VP candidate and allow Obama to nominate Hillary or a Hillary-clone in his place, to counter the Obama-neutralizing advantages Palin brought to the McCain ticket. Recent events have been illuminating. I had the right idea, but the wrong VP candidate. Palin will … Read more
In yesterday’s post, I challenged you to describe how you’d go about meeting Coffeehouse Girl. The challenge brought out the creative side in many commenters. There were a lot of suggestions to neg her for using a Mac, which runs the risk of pegging you as a PC nerd if you show any amount of hostility … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness on Sep 25th, 2008
And all those suckers camping out to watch him sit in a box are his tools. Drop the retarded endurance test “magic stunts” and stick to card tricks, dude.
Posted in Beta, Globalization on Sep 25th, 2008
Pakistan’s president lavishes beta compliments on Sarah Palin: On entering a room filled with several Pakistani officials this afternoon, Palin was immediately greeted by Sherry Rehman, the country’s Information Minister. “And how does one keep looking that good when one is that busy?,” Rehman asked, drawing friendly laughter from the room when she complimented Palin. … Read more
Imagine yourself in the following scenario: You’re sitting on an antique couch in your local coffeehouse, your feet propped up on the small, knee-high table in front of you, your laptop resting on your legs. You pretend to peck away at the keyboard while surreptitiously scanning the room for cute girls. It’s late afternoon on … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Id Monster on Sep 24th, 2008
Take some time this evening to peruse the comments I bunker busted into the comments sections of the past week’s posts, going back to the How To Handle Femmes Fatales Part 3 post. I really feel it is some of my finest work. Art for the demonic heart.
Posted in Beta, Closing the Deal, The Pleasure Principle on Sep 24th, 2008
UPDATE BELOW I know two friends who solicited the services of whores. Their stories, despite the superficial differences, are disturbing yet humorous. I understand prostitution is pretty normal throughout the world, and even encouraged in some parts to help young men without means alleviate their swollen scrotes, but it still sounds strange to hear my American … Read more
