Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Girls, Hitting The Wall, Self-aggrandizement on Apr 20th, 2009
A reader forwarded me this Washington DC Craigslist ad from the W4M section: LTR wanted ..but not romance – 40 Reply to: xxx Date: 2009-04-19, 2:53PM EDT OK … before some men get all in an uproar, I will tell you that this is totally sincere, so please, no bashing. I am a divorced mother … Read more
Posted in Game, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement on Apr 9th, 2009
Lie to me, I promise I’ll believe… I had a friend who was a stockbroker. He was good at his craft. When anyone asked him his secret to success, he always said “How do I kill in this business? Practice. In college, I had to sell myself to the girls!” There are very few jobs or … Read more
Posted in Culture, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 26th, 2009
A few years ago I briefly toyed with the idea of getting a second job on the side for some quick and easy supplemental bling. Acting on a tip from a friend, I walked into the office of a mortgage broker in northern Virginia to begin my second life as an intermediary taking advantage of … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 23rd, 2009
Three girls, two guys. One of the guys was obviously gay. (hellOOOO) He had gay face. The girl closest to me, a blonde with a wholesome midwestern look, strokes my jacket sleeve. “I like the way your jacket feels.” “Any excuse to cop a feel, eh?” “What’s it made of?” “Silkworm. It’s very rare.” I scan … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 20th, 2009
I had a conversation with a girl who described how she was trapped in the hell matrix of shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Here is her dispatch from the frontlines. HER: I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday. If you thought the baby shower was gayer than gay, you have no idea. ME: haha. Was … Read more
Posted in Beta, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 18th, 2009
I’m about to reveal something of myself most of you don’t know. A few years ago, my wife, Marie, and I were at one of those hip downtown restaurants sipping mangotinis and nibbling on injera bread when one of my bosses appeared with his thin trophy wife in tow and patted my shoulder. When I introduced him to … Read more
Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 16th, 2009
Word on the street is… Valentine’s Day is the new New Year’s Eve. Any single girls are feeling the sting of loneliness on this day in technicolor sensation, and of those fortitudinal enough to brave going out with their girlfriends and thereby announcing to the world their singledom, the horniness is strong in them. Like shooting bitches in … Read more
Posted in Culture, Girls, Hope and Change, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Feb 9th, 2009
Here’s this link to a New York Beta Times story about SWPL perimenopausal women having dreams of Barack Obama — psychosexual fantasies and stalkerish glorifications of the Obama family. The NYBTimes has been churning out some truly vomitus copy as of late, but for sheer sickening nausea this story may very well spew the farthest. One woman wrote … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement on Feb 6th, 2009
Hypothetically speaking, if average human population group differences in aptitude, temperament, personality and decision-making exist and are immutable over generational timespans, and those group average differences are greater when the population groups being compared are larger (i.e. ethnicity versus race), would anything change about principal economic theories and concepts (e.g. free trade, externalities, free movement of labor, comparative advantage, public … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Self-aggrandizement on Dec 26th, 2008
Game is a social dynamic that children as well as horny adults play. Game has roots deep in the human psyche that appear at a very young age, and thus is immune to the cultural conditioning explanation. My one and a half year old nephew and three year old niece provided excellent test cases of game in action. Examples Even … Read more
