Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Dating, Game, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 26th, 2008
I’ve received inside info about a second date gone bad from a female party who shall remain anonymous. I post it here to illustrate for the men reading what *not* to do on a date. I found the scenario described by Anonymous Girl a textbook example of the egregious dating fouls committed by the typical beta. ****** … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life, Vanity on Oct 25th, 2008
LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking. I got excited until I noticed it was from a dude. … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Oct 24th, 2008
have the power of: Invisibility? Immortality? Flight? Super strength? Irresistible sexual magnetism? A giant cock that never fails to please? (Perfect body and face if you are a woman) Invisibility would let you enter girls’ locker rooms and bathrooms unnoticed. This is like Porky’s minus the peepholes. As an invisible person, you could pilfer cash … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Oct 12th, 2008
Dear beloved Chi Cha this ode is for you if your lounge was music it would be a Bachian fugue many a lady whore have i lured to the glow of your blood red boudoir appletini-stained sofas hookah smoke swirled above us drinks that hurt my bank account greasy doorman checks us out through it all … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness on Oct 10th, 2008
I once wrote a post advising you to never send archiveable communication to a girl that you would be ashamed of if it were publicly broadcast: If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written for the … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Oct 1st, 2008
I got roped into a baby shower for an acquaintance. I’d never been to one of these seminal events, though I’ve heard about them. It was as bad as I imagined, maybe worse. Between the pink ribbon-wrapped gifts, blankies, snugglies, baby bouncies, belly-rubbing, earnest discussions of contractions and labor, and torrents of sympathy sludge, I … Read more
Posted in Psy Ops, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Videos on Oct 1st, 2008
Before this gets taken down: Check out the glowing “O”-face of the SWPL whiter person at 1:19. Really, you can’t make this shit up. In other news, scientists discover evangelicals aren’t the only species of fundamentalist wackos.
Posted in Ridiculousness on Sep 25th, 2008
And all those suckers camping out to watch him sit in a box are his tools. Drop the retarded endurance test “magic stunts” and stick to card tricks, dude.
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Id Monster on Sep 24th, 2008
Take some time this evening to peruse the comments I bunker busted into the comments sections of the past week’s posts, going back to the How To Handle Femmes Fatales Part 3 post. I really feel it is some of my finest work. Art for the demonic heart.
Posted in Game, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood on Aug 22nd, 2008
If you like very feminine women (and what man doesn’t?), you’ll want to date girls who have gay relatives: Andrea Camperio Ciani and colleagues at the University of Padua, Italy, showed that the female relatives of homosexual men tend to have more children, suggesting that genes on the X chromosome are responsible. “It helps to … Read more
