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Category Archive for 'Marriage Is For Chumps'

Reader “T.A.” sent me the following email: ****** I’ll be brief – I’m a fan. Game has made my marriage palatable, and I thank you and the rest of the community for that. However, I wanted to submit a sort of “public service announcement” to the community. Hopefully so men everywhere can avoid the mistake … Read more

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Despite my well-researched and logically unassailable warnings to the contrary, some of you who read me will someday decide to marry the woman of your best available options. If you do insist on acting in such a personally disadvantageous way, you should at least pop the question like an alpha male. That’s how you set … Read more

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It’s a nagging crescendo in my ear. Family is saying it, friends are hinting it: When are you going to settle down? Usually the words they use are along the lines of “Is she the one? You should think about sticking it out with this one. Do you want to be alone the rest of your life? … Read more

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Take a look at this picture: This is Steve Phillips, 46 year old ESPN baseball analyst and former Mets GM, with his 22 year old mistress, a lowly production assistant he met on the job. The bitch mistress filed for a restraining order against Phillips the day *after* she left a taunting letter with his wife … Read more

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Take me to the club where the boobs all hang Give me old poontang that’s what I bang yeah Hey take me to the club where the MILFs are queen And from what I’ve seen that cooch is free -Gonna use no game -No need to mack -Gonna get me some old maid -Got a … Read more

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Here’s a quote from a female commenter to an article about emotionally unavailable men that was posted over at one of those loser feminist sites that rhymes with Jizzabel: This is me, I love my husband but every once in awhile I wish he weren’t so into me. I think I’m still emotionally unavailable but … Read more

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Enough of the betas and herbs for a change. It’s time for some positive role models. Two alpha males. One caged ring. No holds barred. Who will emerge victorious, King of The Alphas? In this corner… …we have Silvio Berlusconi, 72 year old rightist Italian Prime Minister who cavorts with 18 year old Italian models, … Read more

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Commenter Stu wrote this in the comments: As for you guys thinking about kids, do not do it.  I speak from experience here.  I love my kid but fuck man, it’s such a drag being a parent.  Especially since I got divorced (and having a kid fucking accelerated that process) and have joint custody so … Read more

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Pimp Slap Of The Day

It’s no coincidence that marriage became the shit institution it is today at about the same time weddings turned into ostentatious displays of whorish overconsumption.

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Maybe I should start an ‘Alpha of the Month’ series. Check out this guy: A man who stopped paying alimony payments to his Clay County ex-wife five years ago and moved to Indonesia — out of the reach of law enforcement — was arrested Friday when he returned to town for a wedding. The Clay … Read more

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