No one goes on vacation thinking of the long ride home. What is unique about love is that it alone among all the human desires defines by its absence the utterly meaningless life. With love, the poor person can feel rich as if the struggles of his survival were minor inconveniences. With love, the old […]
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Guys see a picture like this and think to themselves “wow, if he can land a babe, there’s hope for any guy.” Clearly, Dennis Kucinich has landed an alpha babe. And not just a tabloid exploiting fame seeking fly-by-night whore. These two lovebirds are married. It is clear from her body language and how she […]
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Posted in Dating, Girls, Inner Beauty on May 30th, 2007
Women don’t have to be the only ones to enjoy the fine art of pigeonholing the opposite sex based on superficial attributes like his choice in cologne, the color of the buttons on his striped shirt, or whether his fly is undone. Now men, too, can peer into the soul of prospective mates using the […]
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Posted in Inner Beauty on Apr 12th, 2007
Behold, the toughest pickup challenge ever: I sleep in a piano! Two morbidly obese cockblocks. One cokehead supermodel. All three on the move. Think you got what it takes to number close Kate Moss? (the commenters are hilarious) The BBW on the right sings for this band . The music isn’t bad. When I close […]
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