Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Jul 24th, 2009
We all knew that weirdo loner kid from seventh grade. He was the strange kid who shuffled around the hallways with his head down, and always sat in the desk as far away from everyone else as possible. Sometimes bullies would pick on him, but mostly the other kids ignored him. He hardly ever spoke, and never rose … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Game on Jul 24th, 2009
Readers sometimes ask me: “What is a natural? How do you define one? What makes a natural who falls into pussy different from the majority of men who have to struggle every day of their lives to taste morsels of muff?” The natural has three things going for him, that when combined into one ubermensch … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Music on Jun 26th, 2009
Based on the sketchy evidence that has come in so far, I don’t think this possibility can automatically be ruled out. Will we discover from the autopsy that his body was flooded with a massive dose of the painkiller Demerol? If so, was the overdose intentional or accidental? What we know: Michael Jackson was 50. For a … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Globalization, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement on May 15th, 2009
Maybe I should start an ‘Alpha of the Month’ series. Check out this guy: A man who stopped paying alimony payments to his Clay County ex-wife five years ago and moved to Indonesia — out of the reach of law enforcement — was arrested Friday when he returned to town for a wedding. The Clay … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Goodbye America on Apr 15th, 2009
MIAMI (Reuters) – Left-wing extremists in the United States are gaining new recruits by exploiting the ennui resulting from 60 years of prosperity and decadence, the Department of Homeland Security warned in a report to law enforcement officials. The April 7 report, which Reuters and other news media obtained on Tuesday, said such fears were driving … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Pretty Lies on Mar 13th, 2009
Newsflash! You can’t trust a woman’s opinion of other women’s looks. (Hi Chic.) Everyone loves a pretty face – except those women who might see it as a threat. With eyes on the competition, women of childbearing age rate other attractive women consistently lower than women who have entered menopause, according to a new study. … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King on Dec 11th, 2008
Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o’ the milk of human kindness. – Lady Macbeth Hold up that fucking Cubs shit. Fuck them! – Lady Blagojevich There is a plague sweeping America. It is the plague of bitchy unfeminine women. And it is getting worse. The latest exemplar of this cultural and … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events on Nov 28th, 2008
Reading this interview snippet between Obama and Barbara Walters gives me hope that he will have the sack to face down the Russians, who are at the moment giddily trying to reconstitute Cold War II: Obma: “What is a Havanese?” Barbara Walters: “It’s like a little terrier and they’re non-allergenic and they’re the sweetest dogs..” … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement on Nov 22nd, 2008
The fix is in: A surreal scientific blunder last week raised a huge question mark about the temperature records that underpin the worldwide alarm over global warming. On Monday, Nasa’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore’s chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events on Nov 9th, 2008
This guy is alpha: At a news conference, Berlusconi was brusque with an American journalist who suggested he should say sorry for the remark on Thursday. Visiting Moscow, he described the man elected to be the first black U.S. president as “handsome, young and also suntanned.” His center-left opponents called the comment racist; Berlusconi responded … Read more
