A chilling academic paper titled “The Population Cycle Drives Human History — from a Eugenic Phase into a Dysgenic Phase and Eventual Collapse” landed like a soggy Sunday paper at the Chateau doorstep. In the period before the onset of demographic transition, when fertility rates were positively associated with income levels, Malthusian pressure gave an … Read more
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Chicks dig aloof and indifferent jerks. It’s a stereotype for a reason. Our ancestors who had experience with women beyond typing furious white knight screeds on feminist blogs and collecting cheetos dust in their manboob cleavage have witnessed this adage in action so often that it’s long been accepted wisdom, passed down from grandfather to … Read more
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Once again, ❤science❤ has entered, stage right, as a supporting cast member of Chateau Heartiste’s magnum opus. Once again, you won’t be led astray if you embrace CH observations as your own. You could say there’s a Heartiste Rule in effect at this happy hurting ground: 80% of keen-eyed CH lessons drawn from field experience … Read more
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A 59-year-old woman, international speaker and writer (“productive citizen”), laments the icy rejection she received at the hands of a 55-year-old man who felt a surge of natural male biological disgust for her naked wrinkly old lady body. And so, we planned a weekend together. That’s when things got confusing, unspoken and just-not-quite there. We … Read more
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Women project their charisma-induced arousal onto men. Men project their visually-induced arousal onto women. And where the streams of these two projections meet, confusion and frustration with the seemingly strange behavior of the opposite sex emerge. Commenter AErickson perceptively observes, I have a little under 9% body fat, a good amount of lean muscle fiber, … Read more
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Humans are unique among sexually reproducing animals in the subtlety of their flirting behavior. Covert sexual signaling: Human flirtation and implications for other social species. According to signaling theory and a large body of supporting evidence, males across many taxa produce courtship signals that honestly advertise their quality. The cost of producing or performing these … Read more
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Posted in Biomechanics is God, Ugly Truths on Jun 23rd, 2014
I know, I know, after an evening in your smoking jacket reading Jezebel and John Scalzi with blurry eyes and tending to your rickets, you wonder how anyone could think men and women aren’t exactly alike except for that bothersome business of the genitalia. Well, my hermetically sealed friend, you can listen to CH telling … Read more
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Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Videos on Jun 21st, 2014
Vitaly rents a Lamborghini and picks up girls without saying a word. I laughed. Some of you cried. Is it staged? Maybe. Is it plausible? Yes. And did you see the cameo appearance? If you have a son about to enter manhood, and you want to impart a quick lesson in women, you won’t go … Read more
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Commenter jack rips a page from Heartistian dark magic texts and presents his own mischievous thought experiment. I posed this question to my blue pill friends. Let’s say you’re going to die tomorrow. (Your wife/gf) doesn’t exist. You can have sex with one girl tonight as a grand finale to your life, but she will … Read more
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An OkCupid SWPL, Christian Rudder, who is handy with database cross-referencing, is publishing a book soon about findings gleaned from OkCupid luser data. Two graphs in particular, which “disturbed” a DroneFeed editor (do these fruit cups ever let up on the faux outrage?), are, to CH eyes, unsurprising and starkly humorous. The first is a … Read more
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