One characteristic of alpha males that beta males should try to emulate is the poker face. Alphas don’t often wear their hearts on their sleeves… or on their faces. And this is especially true when the alpha male is in a room occupied by both his wife and his mistress. Via a SnarkJW central casting […]
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Posted in Alpha on Oct 3rd, 2015
Here’s a picture of a freshly shorn chimp. Awesome pic. Great size. Looks solid. Thick. Tight. Keep us posted on your continued progress in the jungle with any new pics or chest-beating vids. Show us what you got chimp. Wanna see how huge, solid, thick, and ripped you can get. Wanna see you throwing iron […]
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Posted in Alpha, Beta, Current Events on Sep 24th, 2015
Hockey player Jaromir Jagr was photographed in bed with a cock-hopping 18-year-old Czechpot model. The girl took the post-coital ego-stroking selfie, which eventually wound up in the hands of aspiring extortionists who threatened Jagr with public exposure of the photo if he didn’t cough up $2,000. Jagr’s response? “I don’t care.” Now that’s aloof alpha. […]
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October 10, 2008, Chateau Heartiste : VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect […]
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Here is a mayor of a Hungarian border town, telling his fellow Hungarians, and the world, that THIS BORDER IS CLOSED. (Stay tuned for the epic trolling near the end.) “Hungary is a bad choice. Asotthalom is the worst.” Laszlo Toroczkai should be included as a representative in the MPC “non-shitlib-faces.png” thread . PS Bring […]
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Paging Matt King… I was all set to write a lengthy exegesis on this topic, when a reader helpfully slapped together a visual meme that says more, and says it better, than any blog essay could. Shiv shivvily shiv shivvily shiv shiv shivoo…. boy I’ve got a juxtaposition for you. On the left, the alpha […]
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Posted in Alpha on Aug 30th, 2015
What’s the opposite of try-hard? That’s Trump. benfromtexas writes, Did you guys see the news story , where Trump went on a first date with a Penthouse Pet? He took her for pizza (nothing extravagant), they went to her place, did the deed, and afterwards he gave her a copy of his book and told […]
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Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Vanity on Aug 27th, 2015
Donald Trump, you Magnificent Bastard. You have the tightest, Whitest Game the American people have seen since… Reagan? Teddy Roosevelt? Andrew Jackson? Once again, Teflon Don is cornered by a snake coming at him with a shitlib sneak attack, and once again Teflon Don demonstrates his mastery of social interaction as he effortlessly swats away […]
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The Trumpening is quality awesomeness. A breath of political air so fresh it fills the lungs to bursting. I hope it lasts. If Trump is riding high in the polls and attracting cheerfully wholesome supporters brimming with a genuine emotion they haven’t felt in decades for any GOP cuckservative, maybe, just maybe, it’s because Americans […]
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This is hearsay, so take it for what it’s worth. “Anonymous for this post” passes along insider info on Trump’s motivations. ****** CH, Trump is now “in it to win it.” This is from a good source who doesn’t want to be identified, but wants this information out there…along with the pointed observation that Trump […]
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