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Vaj Day

‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj.

So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars.

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For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards:

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I’m a romantic at heart.

19 Responses to “Vaj Day”

  1. What a cynic (smile)!
    Great pictures!

  2. Lemmonex says:

    Ah, what I have been waiting for. And who wants a fuck buddy for life?

  3. Madame M says:

    Yes, yes you are.

    The last one could be used as an American Idol promo still.

  4. C.M. says:

    You really do know how to give a woman what she wants!

    LOL @ my beloved lolcats.

  5. anonymous says:

    ….”I plan to send out to my stable of regulars.”

    In my experience, only those with boring lives have to work so hard to make them sound so terribly exciting.

  6. anonymous says:

    Roissy; Your romantic heart seems to be cancelled out by your reptilian brain.

  7. irina says:

    i <3 someecards

  8. roissy says:

    And who wants a fuck buddy for life?

    men!

  9. anonymous says:

    Not men, *boys*.

  10. roissy says:

    Not men, *boys*.

    same difference.

  11. Lemmonex says:

    Hmm, well in my mind, fuck buddies are disposable, people you don’t really care about except the aforementioned fucking. If you cared, they would be elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend status. In every single fucky buddy “relationship” there is eventual drama that has to end it. Either someone starts caring, or someone gets annoyed by too frequent calls or one of the buddies find someone they actually like. Every fuck buddy has to get disposed of eventually.

  12. Virgle Kent says:

    Roissy, if the world only REALLY knew of your plans tonight!!!! This blog would be dead in a week…… GOTCHA

  13. roissy says:

    Every fuck buddy has to get disposed of eventually.

    lemmonex, nothing better illustrates the divergent desires of men and women than what you wrote. drama is almost always manufactured by the woman, because women have to constantly reassure themselves of their partner’s love. all men need is sex to reassure themselves. that is why men love the idea of a perpetual fuckbuddy — as long as the sex keeps coming and there are no demands on his time or resources there will be no need to dispose of her.

    until she gets old.

  14. anonymous says:

    13 roissy; My word! You never fail to prove what a shallow scum bag you are! All you will ever be able to hope for is a fuck buddy, so here’s to finding a good one just for you. Till death do you part. You’re so pathetic. :D

  15. anonymous says:

    JACK: I have a personal Valentine’s Day message for you! Check out the “Instant Attraction” post. Kisses. :D

  16. Hope says:

    The perfect Valentine’s video for this tough crowd.

  17. anonymous says:

    16 It’s tough love, Hope. All is love. All kidding aside; in the ultimate sense it is, and roissy knows it’s for his own good.

  18. Jewcano says:

    Man, you and your lolcat fetish.

  19. shadi says:

    as ugly as that dog is, i would adopt him in a heartbeat.

    i really mean the dog, not you, roissy.

    *oooooo* (HAHA)

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