This edition of Alpha of the Month is a contest between one aspiring alpha, one retiring alpha, and one inspiring alpha.
Who will win the coveted CH AOTM trophy? (phallically evocative)
AOTM Candidate #1 (aspiring alpha):
“Sally’s Mound” “Great Winkering”
Are we being had?
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AOTM Candidate #2 (retiring alpha):
This one is open to some interpretation, but you can’t argue against the alphaness of hauling ass taking time to trim the grass.
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AOTM Candidate #3 (inspiring alpha):
Much wow, doge.
Commence with the voting!
Sally’s *Mound* Primary Academy. I thought this must be a joke but it’s real!
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Gotta be fake.
Like scooter boomer with shaving millennial.
That can’t be real, can it?
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The byline says Chief Reporter
His brother, Sub Reporter always broke the big scoops
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The dog is walking into his world premiere, Mission Impossible: Going Outside Without Marking A Tall Object
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If you don’t get into Sally’s Mound you have to go to the Wankering school
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hard to vote against a two-legged dog, but good to see the younglings know what plough means, let alone spell it
She must be a helluva teach. no wonder he wants to give her his thanks.
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How does a six year old even understand what the words mean?
Did his “parents” allow him to surf the web for pr0n?
Or did they proactively introduce him to pr0n?
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The poz is EVERYWHERE
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Some older kid (someone like myself at grammar school) gave it to him and told him to give it to teacher for Valentines :o)
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My intuition sucks when it cumz to Clownworld.
Are all three of these fakes?
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the dog is real, but someone drew cartoon hands for him
c’mon cappy. . .this is what happens when you take not caring too far
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If I cared, I would be worried about how a 6-year-old boy knows what “to plow” means.
Or how a septuagenarian thinks its cool to put put put down the highway with a chick shaving her snatch.
Or whether someone surgically removed the dogs forequarters as a joke.
Fortunately, though, I DO NOT CARE.
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I am worried, though, that muh intuition is failing me in Clownworld.
That’s something I gotta keep an eye on.
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1.
Yeah baby, yeah.
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A 6 year old can change his sex but can’t raw dawg his teacher? I’m so confused.
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Brilliant
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Holy lol
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The kid thing is weird and creepy regardless of whether it’s true or not.
Number two is just crass.
So, I voted for the doggo.
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I had the same exact thought process. The kid was also crass, more along the lines of construction workers whistling at a lady walking by, which is not necessarily very alpha.
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Is she shaving? Or is she cutting a piece of meat with a knife and fork?
I don’t speak the native language.
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Why walk, when you can strut?
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That dog prob has better options for warms beds and naked female bodies than most men. And he can def pass on the fatties and tatties.
Handicap game?
If wingmen still existed I’d be down, just for the laughs.
“She said she loved me more than any man she’d ever met… but couldn’t handle this. This… numbness from the waist down. What she couldn’t make me feel.”
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“I have only felt truly alive once in my life. She was young. So was I. It was winter…”
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The romance bloomed suddenly. I started seeing her in short bursts when I passed the shop she worked at. I acted like i didn’t give a damn at first, but gradually little signs of affection broke through, like rays of sunlight through dense cloudcover. She was a Scorpio. I, a Pisces. I find these little tidbits to be the MOST IMPORTANT in a relationship. We meshed. I just knew her horoscope dialed into mine like a dildo into a European midget wrestler …
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… I should have seen the signs. Now, it’s too late.
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You only live twice, once when you are born, and once when you look in the face of death.
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Well u can look into face of death many Times so more than two
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My entry into the proposed “Great Alphas of the Past” category:
He’s got the phyzz, has women hauling him around on his work cart, and struts like a rooster.
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Wife liked that too allthough i had to ask
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The dog paws down.
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Trump will be declared fat buffoon of the month. He uses Jewish cum to make his hair stiff for the comb over.
MAGA!
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LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HOLY LIVING FCUK!!!!!!
“plough you into next week”
I LOVE THIS KID!!!!!!!
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The kid thing is too hilarious not to get my vote, but frankly it smells more like the prank of his alpha dad. “A Valentine’s Day card for your teacher, sonny? How cute. Here, let Daddy help you.”
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The ‘plough’ kid could very well be a piccaninny.
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Sent the screenshot of the article to my f*ckbuddy that lives in London. Her response was “I can’t wait for him to turn 18”. She’s fun.
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Every sentient human being wants this to be their Valentine’s Day
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Romance to her was roses on the Phantom’s piano, but to him, it was tulips on his organ.
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Eww. Mod?
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My wife said cute too much listen
Guess i should look up some shows
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Sorry to report that Great Winkering in Essex doesn’t exist.
It was a nice thought!
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Yeah that’s what they said about Bielefeld too …
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That could be interpreted a couple of ways – do I know you?
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The ironi might be a lot of US know each other
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The ironi might be a lot of US know each other
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Bitches are all about petting the bipedal dogus. You can even bask in the virtue signalling pussy, that doge is the clear winner.
I wonder if Dick Gozinya has ever been in Sally’s Mound?
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hey baby, i’m tri-pedal. Naked.
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Lol
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Second one
Motor
Old dude
Younger chick
Fucking around with pussy
Cause ITS throbbing
For the wim
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Thats like the bosnia kid we asked what u gonna do when you grow up
He said something like
Im gonna fuck all day
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Indo having presidential
Election
Should i run?
He he he
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Allready got the plan
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ZFG of the Month https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706509/Runner-says-fought-mountain-lion-stepping-neck.html
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Sally’s Mound School. I like that. Was the teacher named Sally?
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My extended family coming up
There are 10
Alpha?
Put em up on room
Taking to resteeaunt to tonight i like
Then to see pirates go out on water
Tomorrow roller coasters
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We might take over am oil tanker or something
See what the pirates want to do rofl
I know im gonna puke
I would do anything for love
And id even do that
Yea yea id even do that
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Some of them
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Scouted it out
Laid ground work
With taxis
Know how to get a boat
With the pirates
Know when the big fish
And sharks and such come on
Know how to get the fish i buy
Cooked
Now get to
Look fantastic
He he he
Wife new handmade dress ready to go too
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Allready told dude at resteeaunt bringing family there
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And then they show up
Hahaha
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As an honorable mention in the retiring Alpha category, I recommend my dear friend Kim, currently in his mid 70’s, whom I have known for the last 25 years. Even into his mid to late 60’s, he would consistently bang hot women thirty years younger than him. Occasionally, he would even bed an attractive woman in her 20’s.
On one occasion about 15 years ago, he was dating (and banging) a late 20’s solid 8. Amazed and impressed, I asked him what he found to talk about with a woman who was literally two generations younger than him. He looked at me as if I were a space alien and said, “George…..I’m 60. I’m DONE talking”.
Total shitlord.
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I’ll have to go with the aspiring Alpha kid. The old Florida man is definitely gonna get some young trim… but unsure if he paid for it… which is beta af.
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