This is already old news, but worth posting about because it’s a showcase of the female id completely unleashed. Read on, and feel your horror and revulsion grow (and your boner run for hiding).
“For once, let me take the stage” Just a hunch, but I’ll bet she’s taken the stage many times in her life.
Great, another single mom to add to the flowering dystopia that is America. When I read this excerpt, I’m reminded of that newspaper delivery boy in one of those ’80s John Cusack cult classic movies, who rides his bike furiously after Cusack’s character trying to collect his “$2” payment. MY TWO DOLLARS, I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS.
HOW CAN WE HAVE OUR WEDDING WITHOUT PROPER FUNDING?! PROPER FUNDING!!!
“CASH UP FRONT, CUNTS” ==> marriage material.
FYI, translating from Unholy Bitch-ese, “I’ve heard of people asking for worse” means “I have a lot of allies in email. I swear.”
The romance is dead in this soulless termagant. Men are the romantic sex, women are the avaricious sex. A man thinks a Vegas wedding, while cheesy, is also romantic. What better tribute to the love for each other than a vow made under financial constraints? Some women would agree, others would grin and bear it, and a few distilled cunts like this broad would break up an engagement over the merest suggestion.
“She KNOWS my fucking DREAM was a blowout wedding”
Lady, everyone has dreams, that doesn’t mean everyone deserves $60K to fulfill their dreams. If you want to realize your DREAM, then put in the work and don’t expect others to hoist you on a cloud of your own petulant megalomaniacal egotism.
“I just wanted to be a kardashian for a day…”
lol like it would only be a day. This bitch would be whoring it up with mace dindus until kid #2 was delivered to the sound of nurses dropping their trays in shock.
Do you hear the resignation in her voice? That’s what’s happening to shitlibs all over America in the age of Trump. It’s music to the ears.
Moral of the tale: American women have become insufferable. We need a Patriarchal Reset.
Wow just wow
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I. Can’t. Even.
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I have no words*
*that was always the ex’s goto line
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Mendo : “I won’t dignify that with a response” was the ex’s
I’m like “but that was a response, so it was dignified”
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Let that sink in.
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Seems a little on the nose. Hoax?
[CH: this story made the mainstream pop culture news, and i recall reading that it checked out as all too real and true.]
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Can’t be real.
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How you gonna keep them down on the farm when they’ve seen Jair Bolsonaro?
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“I’ll only let in those who have good intentions; such as giving me lots of money whenever I demand it.”
Now if for some crazy reason you wanted to, you could make this up; its just “yugely” sad that you don’t have to.
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[…] The Eternal Solipsism Of The Female Whine […]
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Personally I hope she runs into Bolsanoro while she’s finding herself.
But without any cameras around.
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That guy dodged a bullet.
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A magazine full of them.
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A bullet? He fucking escaped the blast zone of a Tsar Bomba.
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Is that her picture on the bottom of the texts?
Anyway, what will happen to poor little declyn? He has to go through life without a two-parent family and no capitalization in his name!
Did the bridegroom cheat on her too? God knows I would have after that meltdown.
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I wonder if it’s pronounced decline?
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Soon to be joined by his brother Pfall. The “p” is silent, like in Pfeiffer.
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This can’t be real, can It? If it is real, many women are more screwed up than we even imagined.
[CH: cursory research reveals that it is real]
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does she have a youtube channel? she could do with some shitlord support (a la rosemarie aventura).
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I can’t believe the psychic didn’t warn her this would happen!
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Honeymooned on Costa Brava in Spain, down market even 25 years back. All we could afford without borrowing. Still married.
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Hazme un sándwich
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once again, zero accountability…it was everyone else’s fault
[CH: when a woman says or implies it’s everyone else’s fault, you can safely assume that everyone else was right and it’s solely her fault.]
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i like it when girls call other girls “cunts”
such a great word
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CH: I know the type, I unfortunately married one. Pathological narcissist. 4 years of playing coy, marriage, then bam, 10 years of gaslighting. well 9 truthfully. The first year was great, then at year 2 Thanksgiving dinner, I overheard her mom tell her that it’s time to start polishing your diamond.
I was like WTF? Asked her what her mom meant, and she said oh its just mom being mom…uh huh.
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What DOES that mean? I’m genuinely curious.
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glad you asked GE
thought i was the only one who didn’t know what that meant
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GE: basically it’s what I now know as emasculating by way of gaslighting. Keeping me confused, slowly wearing away at my self confidence, keeping me doubting myself in order to gain the upper hand in the relationship.
Pick, dig, pick, then say something rude out of the blue even after doing something she wanted to do that day…then I finally say “WTF” and say something just as rude back. Then she flips the script and I attacked her. It takes it’s toll over time. You really begin to doubt if things happened the way you remember them. You start thinking that you’re crzy, seriously
Thankfully, I saw the light in year 9 at counseling. I walked the argument du jour backwards step by step in front of the counselor, got to what she said that started it and her response was “I would never say that to my husband” At first I thought it was the best acting job that I’ve ever witnessed. But then later after we left the counselor, it hit me that she really believed that she didn’t say the barb that started the fight. It was then that I knew I had to save myself and I did. Left soon after and life has been great since.
well, to be truthful, I shied away from women for some good years of my life. Many dates over the years but was never interested in sealing the deal. Once bitten, twice shy I guess.
Then March of 17 I got an imessge from the x’s new hubby’s x wife (yes, you read that right) that was dated March of 15. I updated my SW and somehow a 2 year old message showed up. It was a rant on how my x destroyed her marriage. I was getting my sheeit lord back at the time thanks to this sight. So, my response was “sorry it’s been 2 years, just got this. If you’re looking for a revenge fug, I can be in X state tomorrow”
She declined (though I wish I had gotten that message in 15′, I sure she would have been down- she was very angry at them both). We went back and forth, and one comment I made was the if he beta’s down then they will most likely make it. Her response, no he will never beta, he’s an Alpha but he’s a gaslighter.
I didn’t know what that term meant. I was on a date at the time- laying quality CH game that I learned here: establish touch early on, talk about waitress’s hotness, making ZGF comments like “Who did your makeup today, sheesh”
in a disqualifying tone. Anyhoo, it worked. Got laid that night.
Well, not initially. It comes time to sheeit or get off the pot time of the night. We’re in bed making out, she says “I’m not fugging you tonight” and pulls up her undys, flips over and gives me her back (slut defense 101). I lost two hotties to this move…you don’t want to beg and give em the power, but you also don’t want to push things because you might wind up on some trumped up charges. So, I say “how about I bend you over, shove your face in the pillow and fug the sheeit out of you”. Figured that I had nothing to lose at this point. You know what she did? She flipped over, pulled down her undiiies bent over put her face in the pillow and told me to do it. I couldn’t believe it. Old me would have conceded and went to bed. so thanks CH on multiple levels.
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GE: coming, in m.o.d.
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Cindy LARPer went from “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” to “Money Changes Everything”, amirite?
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What is this, her farewell? Her farewell to the troops?
[CH: her rationalization for Wall impact extinction.]
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eat, pray, buried alive
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“Have a good trip.”
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This’s how we get South America to pay for the wall
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New quote:
Bolsonaro: “For me everybody is equal… Just because he enjoys anal pleasures it doesn’t mean he deserves a scholarship like it is being proposed…”
Interviewer: “Do you have any gay friends?”
Bolsonaro: “Well, I’m sitting beside you right now…”
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bahahaha
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mein gott in himmel, $1500 for a wedding gift? I would have laughed in their faces
I once wanted to put in $250 for a friend’s wedding gift and my friends and family talked me down to $200
I bet this insane cover charge didn’t even include flights, hotel, booze, etc. not to mention babysitting and all the other things required for these destination weddings. all in, it probably would have been over $2500 for the average single guest. for a damn wedding.
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Apparently she is a snowbilly from Canuckistan.
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I’d believe that. Kkkanada is full of entitled, narcissistic BPD bitches. As in, basically all of them.
At first, it wasn’t readily apparent whether the author of the piece was man or womyn. But when I read the part about backpacking in South America (which likely never happened because i guarantee her finances are a mess and can’t afford it) I instantly knew it was a woman.
You know, I just realized that I don’t think I’ve ever dated a real Canadian broad. A few girlz born in Canada to immigrant parents, but that’s as close as I’ve come. Mostly forreign girlz here studying or bitchés abroad. Must be the general state of cuntiness.
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a person claiming to be the cousin put up some points about this and stated susan never left the states. its not clear if Canadian or American
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Shitlibs – always wanting others to pay for their dream(ers).
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“My ex left the room and didn’t apologize.”
The slutpocalypse is upon us. All is as foretold.
Last night I saw the news footage of shrieking harridans wailing away at the doors of the supreme court. Later I was enjoying an old O & A radio show recording featuring the late (may he rest in pimp) St Patrice O’Neal. He prophesied that this would happen.
Sayeth St. Patrice:
“I’ll tell you what’s going to take it back to where women are like the I AM LEGEND monsters: If men just say ‘I’m not fucking women.’ If we act with our dick like women act with their pussy… [and don’t just give it up] … WOMEN WILL LOSE IT. ‘Cause they have no skill to get dick, aside from having a pussy.”
I think we are seeing an early consequence of the least attractive quartile of the under 40 male populace having left the dating pool and hit the MIGTOW or male feminist roads. While a few of the more bangable of the corresponding excess women will get picked up as spinning plates by whatever thirsty guy will have them, this display is going to become an everyday occurrence.
As tempting as it is to say grab a cigar and a whiskey and enjoy the show, I think we’ve only seen the first seal cracked. The red horse is coming next.
Only through game can a man create life. And the wage of migtow is the death of ones lineage.
-D
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Patrice was one of those black guys whom all our media promised blacks would be like: intelligent, law-abiding dudes with wit who didn’t put his race above being one of the guys. Of course he did talk about black things, but there’s a reason he and Anthony got along well (Opie would just lick any black guy’s toes because Opie’s a left-wing loser).
Sigh. But we’ve been redpilled to know that Patrice was the exception, not the rule.
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When other Western women are calling a fellow Western woman/friend out for terrible behavior, you know it’s bad. Western women are the sisterhood uber alles and are in permanent princess mode, so a chick has to be egregiously out of line to get railed on for bad behavior by them.
I think the fact that this broad was demanding that other women give her money pushed them over the edge to condemn her. Western women are avarice-inclined and expect others to pay for their shit, so asking them to part with their purse money really gets them angry. Had this wanna-be bridezilla demanded that her husband or only her groomsMEN pay, I think her female friends would stay on her side and be commenting things like “you go girl! You so right” on this post.
The ex partially dodged a bullet here, but he’s stuck on the hook for the kid, which this tart will obvious now use as leverage to try to divorce rape him without the actual marriage.
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declyn?
Psychic?
Where’s Trump?
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So she wants lotsa uncircumcised brown cockszzsz, eh?
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I should not be shocked … but I am. There were some giant red flags in paragraph 1. (Saying the cost of her engagement ring). that should never ever be said,,
And for the wedding day, It is just ONE DAY. My wedding was beautiful, it cost 4000 euros. And i was thinking that is exsessive. My dress was 100, we had local Church service, so the most of the cost was for catering of 100 guests ,, and I loved each moment. Ok, maybe it would have been more elaborate if we had more time,, but actualy it was a fast wedding (I was 3 months pregnant) so there was also the big hurry factor and not wanting to advertize my out if wed lock slightly bloated belly. But it was a beautiful day.
If any woman demands such a huge expensive day, it is not her husband that she wants- it is the show and attention. Run,, run from that type of drama.
[CH: you sound like a lovely woman with your head on straight, eofahapi]
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Wow. What a crazy, psychotic, entitled, money- and attention-crazed bîtch.
My own sister stopped talking to me because I stopped donating to her annual run for some medical condition that her son has. I donated the first year or two but then noticed this was becoming an annual event and amounted to a $100 year tax. If the psychopath’s requirement for maintaining family ties is a $100 annual donation to an obscure disease foundation that is posted on her personal fundraising page, then she’s not someone worth knowing.
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I stopped talking to my sister be because she is a crazy narcicistic cunt. Much like the subject of this post. Me me me!
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That’s depressing.
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I like how it started all, the Princess Bride and ended in the Hellraiser’s labyrinth. Well, maybe an “Eat Pray Love” book club meeting in the hellraiser’s labyrinth. Either way this woman has a Lovecraftian sensibility to her.
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“The Call of Cunthulhu”
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lol
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Modern media/SCALE strike again. Heritage Canada farmgirl poisoned by the Kartrashians and Instawhore and the rest of electric Jewry. And both sets of p4rents are cucks to not smack this insanity down hard.
Psychic? Aruba? Vegas? You get m4rried at your church by your pastor (who has been counseling you) before your f4milies and God.
I’ve been to a few 100k w3ddings by now in shitlibistan. I thank the Chateau, Rollo, and others that I will not make the same mistake.
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“You get married at your church by your pastor (who has been counseling you) before your families and God.”
yep, that’s the only way to do it. anything else means you’re getting hitched for the wrong reasons
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Wife and I had a traditional church wedding and Honeymooned at a small resort a few hours away by car. She is still wearing the same small engagement ring that I bought her 26 years ago. I have suggested an upgrade because our mean$ are much greater but she is content with what she has. I hear stories like this of crazy bitches and count my blessings. I tell my sons that settling down with the right woman (or not) is the most important decision they will have. Bigger than career or amount of money they make. A self centered shallow moneygrubbing cunt will turn your home into hell on earth. Choose wisely brothers
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With that gift for delusion….she might have a future writing romance novels….
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Or a future Democratic Party platform.
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Married by Judge with 3 other people in attendance in public building in Westwood Ca. Honeymooned in Santa Monica (5 miles away so took the bus) for two days. Had to avoid the people selling cheap watches on the board walk. Still very happily married 40 years later, it’s been a great ride.
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Enjoy the declyn.
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Meh. This is a bit too perfect.
I went through a few news outlets and fact-checking sites and this falls into the “can be neither proven nor disproven” category. We can enjoy it but let’s dont hang our hats on it.
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Yeah, I tend to agree… NOBODY could possibly be like this without drawing down the wrath of God.
An 18 year old boy buying a $5K engagement ring was the first red flag on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
[CH: maybe it was a family heirloom. ps the story was reported in some major news outlets. isn’t proof of validity, but it’s something]
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Wedding Cake entitlement has made it to the Supreme Court – and still you don’t believe?
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See you at the hostel you Wild lady. I will have a pearl necklace waiting for you. So strong and brave!
Come on guys, how can she have any pudding if she doesnt eat her meat!?
I know: droll.
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I’ll dole out the droll, if you don’t mind.;-)
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Thought I’d save you the trouble. Next time its all yours.
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Next guy gets all that insanity, plus 2 months of eatprayloving on the South American Caralho Carousel.
This guy dodged a bullet. Let’s hope the next one in her gunsights does his due diligence.
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Sheeit, I felt guilty opening weddings gifts. I was just glad people were able to time out of their busy lives and come attend my event.
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“declyn”
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I’m living my life alone now. I only let in those I believe have good intentions … and $1,500
RSVP, you cunts
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This is why, for centuries, we advocated getting married before having children.
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The Onion.
Right?
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Upon re-reading, the drama-queen esque “in one hour I’m deleting my Facebook” is a nice touch. You can see her expecting beta orbiters and friends to start calling her about “not cutting people out of your life” and “not doing anything drastic.”
I agree with other commentators, this could be a pure hoax or else could be 100% true. The sad story is that Western women have become this self-parodic that the line between a satire of them and their real behavior is nonexistent.
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So if I’m following this story correctly…
She spent her life with this guy right, her high school sweet heart? As far as I can tell… didn’t spend time on the carousel, didn’t become a bitter alpha widow from a long winding dating history…
…and she still turned out like that?
I can only think of the phrase (I think I read it here) “the only thing you can trust about a woman is that she’ll behave like one”.
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That’s an excellent line.
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Get rid of wedding receptions.
Just a church service, and nothing else.
Save the big party for 50th wedding anniversaries.
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She spelled her kid’s name “Declyn”. wtf. Declan. That’s child abuse by orthography.
Her ex is praying she’ll slip on a banana peel at the top of Macchu Picchu.
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I noticed my paypal contribution didn’t go through in October. Is there another way to donate? What about CH merchandise? If possible please include tall sizes on clothing items.
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Maybe I’m still too blue-pill, but I find it hard to believe this is real.
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CH – I am disappointed. No comment on the use of a psychic?
[CH: that detail got lost in all the crazy.]
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That lucky bastard dodged a bullet.
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What mother leaves her young son for two months, like this? I bet Daddy actually gotta be Mommy too. For the sake of the young boy I hope she straightens out
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The Chateau: “men are the romantic sex”
goddamn right! when I was in middle school, I was the one writing notes to the girl I had a crush on, delivering them to her and pretending that I was just the delivery man. I used to write the poems and come up with little skits to inform the object of my affection that I was indeed the one crushing on her. Hell, even into my 20s I was drawing pictures of girls and telling them I wanted to date them, only to be laughed at.
Then, I discovered something. This one girl I was pursuing had finally (after the fifth or sixth time I asked) thrown her phone number at me as she was leaving work (I was so cucked I promised her I would drive her to work every morning) … I called her up excited about the prospect of going out with her. She made up some stupid reason why she couldn’t go out. I was devastated. Then, she asked me if I was still going to take her to work in the morning. I said, “fuck no!” and hung up on her ass.
No shit, the next night she called me up and magically found room in her schedule. For the next 2 years I was banging her in the ass and shooting my loads down her throat and having her bring in some of her friends for threesomes. It took me a while…. but fuck women and “their” romance….
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((( Susan )))….oy
Only in a world 50 shades of fucked up could this story not be satire.
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Where is Ayn Rand? Somebody’s (anybody’s) NEED does not imply somebody’s (anybody’s) duty to fulfill it. And goes x10 when the “need” is self-declared and in no way a matter of life and death. Blowsy Fraud “needs” to be believed (to further some goal of hers). I “need” a million bucks to further my goals. But nobody steps up to the plate for me. Indeed, why should they?
Another issue is that apparently some brides-to-be expect a superduper wedding. Unless you or your parents are truly wealthy, this is a BAD idea.
If you (and/or your spouse to be) have a nest egg, spend it your life as a couple (house, furniture, transportation, stuff for your child(ren) etc. )
@Oswald Spengler
Why would you not pronounce the P in Pfeifer? Try it, it is not hard (Whistler or piper in German) Usually without a double f.
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“declyn”?
So. The father’s black.
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So selfish I can’t believe she even has friends!!
Talking like this was unimaginable 40 years ago.
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