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Bourdain’s Betaness

Additional dreary details about Bourdain’s love life have come to my attention, which buttress my initial impression that Bourdain killed himself in an act of despair over his constant victimization by femme fatale maneaters.

People who speculated about Anthony Bourdain being a cuck (and possibly committing suicide over it) were right after all. Imagine paying $380,000 to a 16 year old boy to not brag about banging your woman…

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Bourdain was cucked by his wife, also, who was fucking her BJJ trainer while he was overseas filming his TV show. Then his girlfriend cucked him with that French journalist and then he paid one of her accusers off to help her. Bourdain may have been a so-called “success” in his TV business, but he cucked big time by women. Typical blue pill Boomer.

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Bourdain was a millionaire many times over, bestselling author, TV star.

And he got shittier, more unfaithful road worn pussy than your average Chad doing HVAC or crown molding installation.

Bourdain had the soul of a pussy pedestal polishing beta male. He’s proof that fame and wealth are short-lived, fragile, unstable male SMV boosts when they sit atop the foundation of an ingrained basic beta attitude.

A reader kvetches,

That’s kind of a long winded way of saying he was a YKW

I figured that was superfluous.

PS From MPC Status Updates:

The Conservative Case for White Genocide

Bonus:

dont want your daughters death politicized? i dont want my country invaded by [natural conservatives]

PPS Women who have a thing for younger men (or worse, teen boys) are some of the most fucked up specimens of humanity. Only men (like Macron) who go for much older women can compete with them in the fucked-up sweepstakes.

PPPS Every day it seems single women make the case for repealing the 19th.

PMS A White girl was permanently separated from her family by an indio. Will shitlibs bawl uncontrollably? (not a single tear)

62 Responses to “Bourdain’s Betaness”

  1. Corinth Arkadin says:

    “And he got shittier, more unfaithful road worn pussy than your average Chad doing HVAC or crown molding installation.”

    Brilliant.

    Also, First.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      >>>>> “HVAC or crown molding installation”

      Yep.

      That’s an instant classic rot thar.

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      • Lichthof says:

        Check out the Ben Affleck pictures in the media today. Hilarious but the women he’s been getting lately in the pictures I saw looked road worn indeed.
        Ben fuking Affleck!

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        In the pictures I’ve seen of him lately, Ben Affleck is 46 going on 92.

        Dude looks like he’s got one foot squarely in the gr@ve.

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  2. mendo says:

    There’s good money to be made in HVAC and/or installing crown molding.

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    • Make $75,000/yr in the trades?

      Or make $35,000/yr as a cubicle monkey wage s1ave for ZOG while carrying $125,000 in student loan debt?

      Hmmm…

      Hold on while I go take out $200,000 in student loan debt for an MBA so I can be taught how to run those numbers.

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      • Thud says:

        Skilled trades are where it’s at if you’re not a member of the clerisy. Five yesrs ago Jmen were pulling in over CAD 200K (~USD 160K at the time) up at Syncrude. Apprentices over 80K ffs! Newfies wid brand new trucks every year, b’yn a house fer da missus… Paid ahhff in tree yearss b’ye.

        Even now Local 48, among others, has dozens of unfilled calls. $48/hr plus benefits!

        But bug-entities shit on the plumber and the drywaller every chance they get cos he has no degree from the New School or wherever

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      • Jay in DC says:

        One of my Zyklon nephews did the smart thing and followed his shitlord relative’s advice.

        He is an apprentice electrician and w/ overtime at age TWENTY. He is already into the 50K bracket. Journeyman he will pop to 75K mid-20s and by late 20s early 30s he will be Master Electrician doing 100K+

        College who?

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      • Thud says:

        Right on J, buy your nephew a drink sometime, he did the right thing.

        Thing is, with many trades there’s lots of upgrading courses for new products, technologies etc. So you’re always learning something new if you want to. Plus later on he can get into an engineering school through the back door, with years of experience none of the other dorks will ever have.

        Man if i had to do it all over again, I’d have gotten my power lineman ticket right outta high school. Reading the latest PG&E wage schedule the other day made my eyes bleed with envy. Oh well live and learn.

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      • Dear Capn

        I know you’re a smart guy and work real hard, but I couldn’t help notice yr Schumer GMAT prep left sum wholez in yrou algibberz und gayometrezs lolzlzolz

        hope u lick ur katz

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      • Lichthof says:

        Electricians can also do their own work on the side.
        In the DC area white English speaking tradesmen are in much demand

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    • Blastmaster says:

      Not to mention the stay at home Milfs

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  3. Sentient says:

    Bourdain was a broken guy at heart. Long periods of hard core drug use. He almost killed himself over his first wife.

    If he wasn’t 6’4″ and somewhat handsome he would have never got to tv and probably would have OD’d in some flophouse at some point.

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    • Major7 says:

      Or possilbly he would have worked as a chef like he was supposed to do, earned an honest living, never been a famous tv chef whore, and would never have met Asia the devil worshipping pervert.

      Probably would have done the drugs though. Being a chef is a stressful job.

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      • jOHN MOSBY says:

        Probably got the Hep and other diseasery from all the dope shootin’ he did, so being a chef wasn’t an option anymore.

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  4. Aeoli Pera says:

    >dont want your daughters death politicized? i dont want my country invaded by [natural conservatives]

    How about “If we had a wall your daughter would be alive. But hey, that’s just my politics, you’re entitled to your opinion too.”

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  5. Sentient says:

    “Then his girlfriend cucked him with that French journalist and then he paid one of her accusers off to help her. ”

    This is backwards. he was a massive white knight who PAID first then got cucked, then Bourdained himself.

    Just think of him as the guy buying the girl 38,000 drinks…

    [CH: in truth, there’s barely a hair’s breadth worth of separation between a white knight and a cuck]

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  6. ultimathule1 says:

    “Bourdain may have been a so-called ‘success’ in his TV business, but he cucked big time by women. Typical blue pill Boomer.”
    What does the fact that he was a Boomer have to do with any of that? I wasn’t aware that Boomers are more blue-pilled than other generations. I know plenty of Boomers who aren’t.

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    • Suburban_elk says:

      “I wasn’t aware that Boomers are more blue-pilled than other generations.”

      So a boomer isn’t aware of how his generation is perceived.

      What are the odds.

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      • pelayo1683 says:

        Blue-pill, red-pill might not be the right dichotomy to set up for analyzing Boomer men. Most Boomers still saw enough traditional examples of manliness and femininity to have had many good instincts. But those instincts did not last. The (((Media))) and the (((femequalist Narrative))) wore away at them, slowly. Most Boomer men I know still put on a good front, and they believe their own act. But in the home, in politics, in mixed company, in so many ways they betray their cuckery. They ushered in the cucked nation we now live in.

        I’d say that their boyish instincts, formed in the 50s and early 60s when men were still men and women still women, served them well for their first 30 years of their lives. Then a tidal wave hit them. Most are intellectually lost, from my experience. They are masters at mimicking, having been the first true fascist generation of our nation. (see: public schooling) They know how to fall in line, but put on airs as though they are still tough and independent, while following the crowd. They stay quiet like pussies when it might offend the ladies. Then they’ll talk tough in the locker room. Predictable shit.

        We were raised blue-pilled and we have chosen to take the red pill. They were raised red-pilled and chose to take the blue-pill, albeit slowly and incrementally.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        >>>>> “We were raised blue-pilled and we have chosen to take the red pill. They were raised red-pilled and chose to take the blue-pill, albeit slowly and incrementally.”

        KKK0tY material.

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    • Dread Forman says:

      I know some Mexicans who are nice people.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      I wasn’t aware that Boomers are more blue-pilled than other generations.

      They’ ain’t.

      The two generations that followed them make boomers look like NAH-ZEEs.

      Some o’ the yeggs ’round chere don’t think so good when it comes to their boomer parents.

      For every blue-pill boomer I’ll show you twenty “Me” generation no-accounts and forty millennials.

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      • Macro Investor says:

        Yep. It’s pretty funny how detailed they are able to describe these boomers they hate. Almost as if it’s a single person they know well.

        Hate for your parents turns into hate for millions you never met. How low IQ of them.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Don’t know if it’s low IQ, per se, or just the usual binary thought process that most on BOTH sides of the political spectrum evince these days…

        … ESPECIALLY when it comes to Cyberian pontification and debate.

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    • Matatan says:

      Boomers managed to get soy faces before soy milk was a thing. Have hated these fuckers since high school.

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  7. […] Bourdain’s Betaness […]

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  8. Steve Canyon says:

    Guys that get cucked more than once probably get off on it in some way, shape or form. Once is either accidental or blatant stupidity. More than once, you’re actively seeking it out.

    [CH: i tend to agree, but sometimes the pussy is just too intoxicating.]

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    • Macro Investor says:

      Everything in life is about abundance mentality. Cucks and white knights think the pussy is better than they are. They don’t deserve it. They pedestal the rare creature that will tolerate themselves.

      The alpha is fucking more than one woman, so none of them are worth stressing over. The last glass of water is precious. If you live next to a lake it’s valueless.

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  9. RambleAround says:

    Any of his episodes that also had an appearance of his sloped-shouldered, chin less, older brother, it’s obvious that Bourdain was a beta cuck.

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  10. gregorwayne says:

    Fame game is no substitute for inner game.

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    • NOTHING is a substitute for Inner Game.

      Gotta go to That Dark Place.

      Gotta stop caring.

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      • Ironsides says:

        If you don’t care, who needs a brawd anyway? Or anything, for that matter?

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      • pelayo1683 says:

        Orthodoxy or Death

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Ironsides, once you stop caring, you aren’t chasing the p00ntang anymoar.

        The p00ntang is chasing YOU.

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      • Ironsides says:

        Regardless, the point remains. If you don’t give a shit about anything, who the hell needs p00ntang? You’ve either achieved Zen enlightenment or are dead.

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      • Not caring is essential, but only if it provides a vector of attack. Our instincts care about pussy but not the person. Caring about humanoids as humans is a conscientious thing to reserve for actual human beings. You can judge a mental position by its fruits. I.e. no one can get it without the field work. Field work has social results. If a bitch can hurt you emotionally, she will. If you approach, you care on some level, but you approach and don’t approach for yourself not for her. Let me make it simple for the artless (speaking from experience):

        Don’t chase a broken relationship to fix it. It’s artful enslavement by primitive sophistication.

        Got it?!

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  11. Angry Gamer says:

    Reading more about Bourdain makes me remember the loneliness that most male celebrities face. The men just seem to understand that their wives are fooking around on them. The only minor complaint they give their sloot wifes is not to be obvious about it. And as most RP men are aware that pretty much guarantees that the wife will flaunt it somehow.

    The industry and the associated groupies are all high level manipulators. There is no genuine affection. Everyone is looking for angles on how to exploit someone’s weaknesses.

    I’ve seen it hundreds of times B list gets divorced he gets invited to questionable parties. Interestingly enough the “procurers” or “hosts” of these parties almost never have very many celebrities at these. It’s all a shooting gallery for nearly used up grifters targeting a few down on their luck minor celebrities.

    No the “host” makes sure the new 18 year old from Iowa with D cups and a dazzling smile goes to his A list party where the A lister will take miss 18 home. After miss 18 gets old and used up THEN the “host” will invite her to meet Bourdain types.

    17+ years in Hollywood being used by people always promising “great things” makes a woman a hard core beta killer. That’s the type that met Bourdain.

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    • Cracker says:

      “17+ years in Hollywood being used by people always promising “great things” makes a woman a hard core beta killer. ‘

      don’t kid yourself, girls like that aren’t just poor little victims who were used and turned out bad.

      they know what the score is immediately once they are on the scene and they CHOOSE to stay in that industry.

      sure, some people use them, but they always get something out of it and do plenty of using and manipulating in return

      aside from child actors pushed into it by their parents, any girl who would willingly go into the entertainment industry is evil, narcissistic, and screwed up mentally before she goes in.

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  12. irishsavant says:

    “your average Chad doing HVAC ….”

    Hope you’re not having a go at the venerable Greg here….

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Most droll… I keep telling youse yeggs, as a home owner, one picks up money-saving DIY tips, plumbing and electric-wise.

      And if’n you got kids what drive, you become a pretty good mechanic too. 😉

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  13. TLM says:

    Meanwhile, Bobby Flay was tearing through every decent piece of ass that ever graced the halls & test kitchens of the Food Network.

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  14. Scanman says:

    Anthony Bourdain did the right thing.

    If more of my (((fellow white people))) had the strength of character to follow his lead, tikkun olam would become a reality.

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  15. Nads says:

    I liked the apocolypto reference. It is better than Indio.

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  16. mmaier2112 says:

    If I was a billionaire, I’d rather bed a waitress at IHOP than a famous starlet (looks/body being equal).

    I understand women wanting a higher-status man but a woman is just a woman and a famous broad is going to be a fucking pain in the ass.

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    • Danny says:

      This. I don’t understand why any famous man would go for a girl that is even remotely famous. My experience with women is that the younger and more inexperienced women expect a lot less and are way nicer to date and have fun with. I can just imagine adding fame on top of age into the hypergamy mix.

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      • Ironsides says:

        Always figured it was a hope that they’d have less incentive to go for a lucrative divorce, or to tip the guy over a balcony edge some night to inherit, if they had their own fame (and thus money).

        Of course, that’s from the days of m@rriage. But it might carry over to some extent — “if I get a brawd who’s rich and famous, too, it means she really likes me, and not just my money.” Beta-ish perspective, but the title IS bourdain’s betaness.

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      • High culture men want intrinsic value. Savages and herd animals want attention as celebrity/status, what the herd animal can understand as ‘value’ but completely extrinsic value of the collective mindset. Men like inexperienced women; women like worldly men. Going for the prize of herd demand is what makes the high mileage attractive. Total social relativism. Danny, you don’t understand what I high form of life you are compared to the average ‘human’, famous or not, but you will. The relentless grind of decline cannot be denied and will wear down any high-culture man’s boyhood programming to the point of awareness, which you have. The override of feelings is another matter known as inner game. The door to inner game is the faith in one’s intellect and the evidence over one’s feeliez. If I preach out of context, I apologies. Maybe this helps someone.

        Now if I could make some fhuhcing money somehow. I’m scared Trump might want to be impeached, or at least will be. Endorsing grassroots candidates in R primaries was obvious strategy. But he didn’t. If peachez, then what of economic opportunity for the native son? I digress. Muh catharzis.

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    • Agent X says:

      Not to mention that there’s NOTHING about any celebrity chick that makes her hotter. Seriously, you can find gals at your local Trader Joes who are just as hot as any A-list actress. They are just insanely lucky and fucked the right people.

      Fame, money, and skill make a man more attractive. They do nothing for women. There’s gals on stage at your local black box community theater who are just as skilled and attractive as any chick in Hollywood.

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  17. DH says:

    CH:
    Women who have a thing for younger men (or worse, teen boys) are some of the most fucked up specimens of humanity.

    Jacqueline Bisset, a childless (I think) aged starlet now way post wall, who had a long string of bfs, the last two about 20 years younger than her:

    “I remember reading an article that referred to Emin as a “toy boy” and thinking “What on earth is that?” That phrase is one of the most insulting things – it’s so rude and comes from pure jealousy I think. He was younger than me, but he was so much a man that calling him a toy boy was ludicrous! And I was so embarrassed for him because it was highly inappropriate. It’s also disrespectful to talk about women as cougars. It’s very derogatory and silly and all part of this negative kind of thinking that I try very hard to ignore. But they do say that sexually, a man is at his height at 18 and a woman at 35, so that’s nature’s way.”

    Pay attention to the last sentence. Is this really what cougars think?

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