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The monstrous clown world creation seethes at the sight of the soy-free, sexually dimorphic, JQ-pilled goy enjoying the rewards of obeying the natural order of the cosmos.

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120 Responses to “When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man”

  1. Damn it feels good to be a gangster

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    • traitors first says:

      Damn straight and I’m still not tired of winning, not by a long shot

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    • A.B. Prosper says:

      oink, carrying capacity is not (((that)) kind of idea. Its basic biology.

      I know folks love to assume that we can just keep up what we are doing forever of that some new Norman Borlaug will come along and save us but you can’t count on it.

      The Earths ecology is in dreadful circumstances in places especially the ocean and while the high IQ/long term thinking folks can find a way around the worst of it, no way in hell can we support 7 billion morons indefinitely

      We might not be able to support two billion White people for that matter

      The greenies are right on that

      Since its going to come to winner take all, I want it to be my people.

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  2. Another mutation of the natural order: dog lady is the new cat lady. The number of single women with dogs is astronomical. It’s like they’re onto the fact that they’re losers for having cats, but they still need to fulfill their need to take care of something. So they’re getting dogs. Huge turn-off.

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    • “Based on their results, dogs have closer to 530 million neurons, compared to the 250 million of cats.” https://www.sciencealert.com/dogs-high-neuron-density-among-carnivores

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Dogs required the larger brain capacity so that they could evolve into EMPATHS.

        Whereas cats are merely Spergs.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Dogs have the capacity to MANIPULATE human emotions.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Dogs have the capacity to MANIPULATE human emotions.

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      • Cracker says:

        agree completely that dogs are superior to cats

        still see a lot of people who have unhealthy relationships with their dogs though. no matter what kind of animal it is, when people have closer more developed relationships to their pets than to other humanss, there is something seriously wrong with them

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      • Sean Fielding says:

        @CO: Hell, Toxo has the ability to manipulate human emotions, using cats as a vector, and it’s a microbe:

        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        [SF: My larger point is that there are certain RACES of humans who also evolved to manipulate the emotions of other Races…]

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      • A lot of broads are fucking their dogs these days, it’s a new frontier. Kids are next..

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      • jOHN MOSBY says:

        Cats have a sneaky nigger look on their faces whilst they go about the day being sneaky niggers. Doggo, him loves you much , man1
        Plus dogs piss and shit outside like critters should.
        Cats that are outside mousers in country , great.
        All house cats get the gas, and maybe the owners of these nasty creatures too.

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      • Ironsides says:

        Agree with A.B. Prosper. White people at least have always been closely symbiotic with their pets. I’ve read a lot of obscure history, and this behavior is nothing new. Dogs and cats have been in human houses for centuries, at least back to the Renaissance, and have been treated with affection by some real hard-asses. Who, incidentally, also had families and children.

        Sure, there were plenty of outside dogs and cats, but there were also tons of faithful companions who curled up by the hearth or, yes, on the foot of the bed when not hunting, guarding, whatever.

        Heard of straw man arguments before, but some right wingers seem to be setting up a straw dog argument in order to find something more to complain about regarding what they see as modern culture — but what is in fact basic human behavior from time immemorial.

        “Might as well let livestock into your house?” Absurd. Livestock is captive herbivores and doesn’t have a hint of domestication (ie symbiosis) about it. Properly trained symbiotes are civilized in the house, and it comes easily and naturally to most of them.

        And as noted, though this isn’t directly related to the pet question, we don’t need massive birth rates. The planet is full. Our nations are FULL. I live in the back of beyond and the traffic here even in the winter is astonishing. We can’t outbreed the brown hordes — we need to keep them out and stop supporting their Australian jackrabbit explosion of their population with food and medicine. We don’t need more than replacement breeding until we get to another habitable world, in which case, I think the population explosion will occur without prompting in the fresh new habitat.

        No doubt this will get plenty of scorn heaped on me, but this is just some kind of virtue signaling for right-leaning people who need to find something to complain about EVERYWHERE.

        [CH: i like dogs. and cats are ok too. the complaint right wingers make is that it looks blatantly obvious single unmarried childless white women are using cats (and now dogs) as child substitutes and emoting over their pets as they would over real children, when in the past they wouldn’t have had much interaction with those animals until after starting families and getting a good hound or outdoor cat to take care of pests.]

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      • Baron Julius Evola says:

        John Mosby

        Dont forget the pitbulls also. Was readimg some pro pitbull forums. Those people are literally a death cult. Also, found out that shelters are l8ke the catholic church, they will move and deliberately distort the bios of bully breeds.

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    • Cracker says:

      and they share all their food, let them lick all over their faces, let them on all the furniture, in their beds. etc.

      totally unnatural for humans to have relationships like that with their pets. clear sign of mental instability. disgusting and unhygienic to boot

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        All of the emotional energy which they are wasting on their [empathic] dogs was supposed to have been used in making, b!rthing, nurturing, and raising human ch!ldren.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Sh!tlord fathers do not allow their childless daughters to have pets.

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      • Cracker says:

        exactly right captain

        and any man who lets his woman spend time spoiling, cuddling, and babying an animal instead of giving him and his k1ds her attention is failing as a man as well.

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      • Shaun G says:

        Dogs don’t judge

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      • Hawk says:

        Incorrect.

        Sh1tl0rd dads allow their sons to have dogs at the right age so as to develop alpha traits: make the dog heel, sit etc.

        Homework for the adult to alpha over his chosen female.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I said daughters, not sons.

        And it is correct that a boy needs to learn how to deal with all of the emotionalistic horsesh!t that you get out of a dog.

        It will prepare him for juggling his plates s/p puberty.

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      • Cracker says:

        you are correct about sons and dogs

        agree with captain about the daughters though.

        better to give them dolls and let them babysit other children early on so they will learn to be good mothers.

        girls naturally want to nurture and treat things like a mother would so giving girls pets teaches those bad habits of getting closely attached and nurturing animals instead of humans. not good.

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      • A.B. Prosper says:

        Bullcrap People have likely cared about animals like that since there were animals.

        Also re: population.

        The human race has 7 billion people and is still growing. Its also increasingly soon to be nearly entirely urban especially in the developed world. Its dramatically past its sustainable limits as it is.

        More people just means more people to starve to death later

        Now the ratio of White people to other groups is drastically off kilter, its usually around 20-25% of the human race not 10% or lower. That needs to change, best way to do that is to cut off food exports

        Also were our lands not filled with foreigners at the behest of money grubbing lunatics and univeralistic cucks we’d have few issues. The population would decline a bit over time till we achieved social and maybe got closer to technically carrying capacity

        Now the birth rate could go up a bit , fewer women having no children, more intact families but its unrealistic to expect quality (decent IQ and time preference) people living butt to nut in some urban shithole to have a big family . Land is too dear and they have choices

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      • Cracker says:

        “Bullcrap People have likely cared about animals like that since there were animals.”

        caring about your animals is one thing. treating them like humans, letting them in your bed and giving them more affection than the people in your life, and spending a fortune on vet bills and gourmet food, is something else.

        people don’t want to do the work to be decent enough people that they can have healthy relationships with actual humans so they get animals because it’s easier. it’s bizarre and out of control. we all know this.

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      • oink says:

        ((sustainable))

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      • rocko says:

        And the saddest part, this is the population in general. It comes to the point where Swiffer and other companies bend over backwards for families (as in, families with children, including toddlers) to sell them stuff. I mean, why throw you dog out in the yard for which you paid a fortune in the first place when you can just clean their crap off your fine new furniture with our products?

        And two things. One, I’m eternally grateful to all my family members who slapped me in the back of my head whenever​ I got my face licked by a dog. And before you people start gloating about shithole countries, bear in mind this is how your neighbors live, with animals inside their houses. Heck, that might be you doing this and not want to admit it. Might as well let your livestock hang out inside, like in African countries.

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      • oink says:

        not that’s ((dedication)) to your LARPing craft

        “israeli birth rates unsustainable”, sez ((expert))

        “Racing toward disaster: Israel’s unsustainable population bomb”

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      • oink says:

        tl;dr

        never use ((sustainable)) (unsustainable)) unless as part of:

        “current POZ policies are not sustainable”

        that’s the only thing that’s “unsustainable”

        The Earth can easily sustain 17, 27, or even 37 billion CIVILIZED people

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    • Mr Meaner says:

      This is actually an all-out epidemic. They treat their dogs like they would treat an infant.

      CO is right with the substitute babies thing.

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    • Tipsy says:

      One of the things that makes humans unique is the depth of their sleep cycle. All other mammals sleep less soundly, presumably to be able to prevent being attacked at night. Deep sleep is critical for our ability to organize and retain our long term memories.

      IMHO, this ability/luxury was enabled by us keeping dogs to guard us at night. They kept watch at the edge of our camps and would alert us in time before an attack.

      So, spare a good thought for our dogs.

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      • Dread Forman says:

        “Deep sleep is critical for our ability to organize and retain our long term memories.”

        Damn near everyone that quits smoking weed says that they start to experience vivid dreams about a week or two after quitting. Marijuana doesn’t just keep you stoned during the day – it messes with your sleep cycle. The same goes for alcohol.

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    • Tatless & Beardless says:

      Not take care of something, more like control something. Cats do their own thing, so perhaps the owner is more likely to be naturally submissive. You can tell from a woman’s physiognomy if she is a more likely to be a dog owner or not.

      Female dog owners = dominant women

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    • Paul Murray says:

      Single women with dogs – especially tiny dogs – are animal abusers. Dogs are pack animals, and the way women treat them informs the animal that it is pack alpha, and so has a duty to protect and defend. This is an impossible job for a tiny dog, which is why they become stressed and snappy.

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    • demono says:

      the cat lady is bad enough but the dog lady is just that. an anomaly.both the dog and the woman come out damaged from their relationship. and no. women aren’t dominant for owning a hound. more likely, it’s their canine companion that is the dominant partner.

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    • PBR Streetgang says:

      Dont luz yourself into a false sense of security – the cat-lady is the greatest threat to man that exists today. Consider: Dogs require discipline – a woman must tend to the needs of a dog – they are a proxy for a child because they require commitment … Not so for the cat – which can go days without tending.

      Therefore – In the homoglobal corporate world – the cat-lady doesn’t have personal commitments that detract from her dedication to the job – which raises the expectations imposed on everyone else – but especially men. So while your tending to your pack – wife, kids and dog – Ms. Cat Lady is undermining you with every late night hallway encounter with the bloodless vampires in upper management and vaults into that corner office where she perpetuates the new standard for an 80 work week. And here’s the rub – Cat Ladies are infiltrating corporations faster than technology can create efficiency and increase leasure time – so those new expectations of dedication cause breakage in the traditional family.

      Look at the state of the company man and I’ll show you a cat.

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  3. Mel really needs an awesome role as a civil war general with that beard

    Also, what is the soy concentration in Wheaties? Would explain what have to Bruce

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  4. Shaun G says:

    It would be cool to read a Mel Gibson post from CH.

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  5. Peak Finance says:

    Gibson about to explode another 1,000,000,000 liberal heads with Passion II

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  6. Drack says:

    Mel has been alpha as fuck from day one. Don’t like my script? Fine. I’ll make my own damned movies. Don’t like my drinking? Fuck you. Don’t like my dislike of Jews? Fuck you. I’ll just wait until the dust clears, and I’ll be working with a hottie on my arm again in no time. Even hollyweird can’t stay mad at him for long.

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  7. […] When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man […]

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  8. TLM says:

    Bruce had gay face before we knew what gay face was when I was a kid growing up. He always had that goofy queer Dutch-Boy haircut.

    Saw Gibson recently in a mainstream movie release, Daddy’s Home 2. He made the movie, and it was so good to see him back in the fold. It really pisses me off that he got put out to pasture by you know jew. Sugar Tits- Still the bestest insult ever to say to a chick cop.

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  9. Edgar Allan Pogrom says:

    Hacksaw Ridge – that’s what Caitlyn calls it’s genital area.

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  10. Anonymous says:

    Go Mel!

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  11. Gibson would look good as Gordon of Khartoum or Charles “I have Sindh” Napier.

    We need a good movie where white men slaughter some chinks or Pajeets.

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  12. Captain John Charity Spring MA says:

    One of these men distrusts the Jews.

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  13. Captain John Charity Spring MA says:

    Gibson would be great as Victorian era general in Raj.

    Napier, Grant, Nicholson.

    Pajeet killers.

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    • Hugh Mann says:

      The forces Nicholson led were as likely to be Pathan (the bad boys of the Frontier) or Sikh as they were to be white. When he died retaking Delhi in 1857 hundreds of Pathan horsemen, who were his personal followers but owed no allegiance to the British, packed up and went home (after looting Delhi) to their mountains.

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  14. kwag says:

    Paul Joseph Watson just posted a video regarding soy face. Ripped right outta CH.

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  15. This just proves that Bruce Jenner is an idiot, and he’s turned himself into a sideshow freak. Mel Gibson (for all his faults and including his current incarnation as the wolf man) is a man from Bruce’s generation and the look on his face is one of bemused derision. Almost as if to say, ‘ I thought I had problems’. I’m certain that this is peak full retard, and in years to come we’ll look back on this period and laugh with the comment ‘what were we taking?’. Just a reminder, never go full retard.

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    • Oleaginous Outrager says:

      I wonder if Bruce looks in the mirror and truly believes he’s “fabulous”, or does he recognize what a terrifying mutant hellbeast he’s made of himself. It seems impossible to believe he’s happy with what he’s done, but the human capacity for self-delusion is nearly infinite.

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  16. Greg Eliot says:

    One has been lionized by the (((media))), the other has been demonized.

    Who looks happier?

    Take heed, thou cucks who would curry favor with the Sanhedrin.

    tl,dr; Pictorial: Living Well Is The Best Revenge

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    • Oleaginous Outrager says:

      You really want to see the difference? Watch Jim Valvano’s ESPY speech (when he was staring Death right in the fucking eyeball) and compare it to all the fawning and mewling that followed from giving an insane self-mutilator an award for “courage”.

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  17. In other news, Coral finally bit the bullet last night – blah blah blah blah blah – I thought they’d never shut the he11 up.

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    • Rick never told him that Zombie Shane was Judith’s f@ther.

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      • JironGhrad says:

        People still watch that show? For libs, by libs… how they’re gonna survive when the “bubbas” are all dyin’. No thanks.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        If that show had any more magic negroes and resting bitch face broads in it, they’d might as well shoot it in Liberia.

        I can never get through even one episode, the few times I’ve tried after the first season.

        And the crappy writers seem to specialize in inane Batmanesque imminent death scenarios that both protagonists and/or antagonists always seem to escape from.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        If that show had any more magic negroes and resting bitch face broads in it, they’d might as well shoot it in Liberia.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I was over at someone’s house [who still has cable], and I happened to watch 10 or 15 minutes of it, which consisted almost entirely of “…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…”.

        If they k!ll off Neegan, it will supplant k!lling off Bobby Ewing as the worst mistake evah in T.V. history.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Although little Henry did get the chance to avenge his older brother Benjamin’s murd3r, which was the only awesome thing that happened in the episode [other than Coral dying off, which put an end to the “blah blah blah blah blah”, at least temporarily].

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      • oink says:

        Cap’n!

        turn off the boob ((toob))!

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      • Lord of the Gulf Stream says:

        Luckily I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        oink muh hebe, we don’t have a j00t00b.

        I was at a friend’s house.

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  18. Cloudswrest says:

    The real chick is also pregnant with Gibson’s baby.

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  19. What a horribly unflattering dress on Bruce. Is he trying to bind the new bust or what? Anyway clown is right!

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  20. universe says:

    When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man

    Ratings go up.
    Straight shooter gonna eat tomorrow.

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  21. Waffles says:

    Men with higher levels of testosterone tend to devote more energy to keeping their romantic partners faithful and in a relationship with them. The study, published in the journal Physiology & Behavior, examined what is known as mate retention behavior.

    http://www.psypost.org/2018/02/men-higher-testosterone-levels-report-protective-romantic-relationships-50799

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  22. Constantines Ghost says:

    Heartiste. Where is the BTC or other Crypto address for donations?

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  23. X says:

    Bruce needs a revolver to end the pain

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  24. bigjohn33 says:

    Jared Taylor suing twitter is a big deal.

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  25. Nothingman00 says:

    CH, that’s probably the best picture caption I’ve ever seen.

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  26. dvdivx says:

    So who is the horrid monster in the peach colored dress?

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  27. Sentient says:

    Since we are talking pets…

    http://wtvr.com/2018/02/26/rescued-pot-bellied-pig-named-molly-is-killed-eaten-by-new-owners/

    Any guesses on adoptive owners?

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    • dvdivx says:

      Can you really blame the Chinese for passing up free pork? I’m surprised they didn’t adopt more and sell the meat.

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  28. Hackett To Bits says:

    The EGK announced he will settle for retirement after his 2nd term:

    [CH: it’s gonna be funny if uber cuck mitt romney challenges trump for the nom.]

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      Mitt as the Evan McMuffin of 2020 would be kinda funny, but I think he’s settling for becoming Senator of Mormonia.

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  29. […] via When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man — Chateau Heartiste […]

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  30. vfm#7634 says:

    Funny how Mel and his current concubine have the exact same expressions on their faces looking at Bruce.

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  31. Stake From Jake Jarm says:

    Mel is pretty based. He may be cray cray but he has his faith. And he’s like mad skilled at getting bitches.

    Bruce has nothing but sloor daughters

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