It would have been even funnier if the pilot had released a load of kitty litter on the crowd.
(Via gabber @bombbelt)
Alpha Male Of The Month
Jan 21st, 2018 by CH
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and yes, i know this may be ‘shopped. still funny, and still useful as a trigger of pussyhatters.
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If only it were real… would be more effective than photoshop..:
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Maybe it should say: I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.
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Best troll since “Iron My Shirt Bitch” at Augusta National.
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I was headed to my gym in the downtown area at a stop light when 12 or 15 of them passed (you should see the freak shows who come out of the woodwork.) I don’t know what made me do it, but I rolled down my window and yelled, “You! You’re all unloved and unfuckable!”
They all turned around. As a White, blonde guy in a black BMW, I expected at least one harpy to yell back, but not one did.
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Yeah, totally shopped. This would break about six gorillian FAA regs, which is not to say it doesn’t happen, but the color scheme on that bird isn’t exactly low viz, so the chances of getting caught (especially these days with all the damn cameras) is pretty good.
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[…] Alpha Male Of The Month […]
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Are the idiots down below worshipping it or something?
In before first SPLC attempts to have him accused of terrorism and hate speech.
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It’s shopped, but AOTM to the shopper.
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I met one of them before the first march. I asked how could they be protesting so soon, since Obama was still prez and we didn’t even know what the new gov’t would do? She said it was just to “let ’em know we’re here.” Meaning it was a useless meeting with no agenda other than random bitching. I almost told her pitiful beta husband that I felt sorry for him.
A bunch of fat, ugly 50 YO women who need another forum for whining and bitching about nothing and anything. All they are really capable of is watching CNN and screaming at what they’re aimed at.
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>Meaning it was a useless meeting with no agenda other than random bitching.
Congratulations, you have just described every protest in the history of ever.
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And all female run corporate meetings.
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They beez womyn, they gotta complain about something. Let them complain about Trump. He don’t care. keep the complaining away from you and all you have to worry about is her finding out what you do when she’s not around. Use a nickname like the Mob, and NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE. 😉
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weaponized dumb cunts is a powerful weapon in the hands of our (((enemies)))
it is only by removing welfare state mechanisms and reintroducing the only natural state of humanity, struggle that is, that it can be defused
Mind you in such a world of struggle there is no place for the nose counting system aka demoncracy
Only in a rotten and decaying system strong, healthy and powerful will willingly accept to be governed by weak, rotten and degenerate
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Nice tits sweetheart.
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Shame about the rest
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She looks nice.
Haha
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I think it is her personality that men are mostly attracted to
Except for the street shitters
They want to see boobs and vagene before committing their vote
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or this walking crime against masculinity
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Who bish dis is? God blessed her with a fantastic rack, pouty knob-gobbling lips, and enough disposable income for a $5.50 cup of burnt espresso. And she’d be sorta pretty if she lost the resting bish face.
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hard9bf– You are 100% part of the problem. That is a 40+ woman with fucking bingo wings and flapjack fatty tits. With sagging jowls to boot.
Thirst dudes like you need to die because you are fucking it up BIG TIME for the rest of us w/ standards. dafuq…
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God these old bitches make me sick.
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Gravity’s a bitch, ain’t it?
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Chronic fishmouth.
Also bristols holed below the waterline and sinking fast
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She’s merely a girl who secretly longs to be spanked.
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Those are quality tits. Shame.
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Who are they kidding man? They don’t want power, they want submission to a strong man. Fifty Shades of Gray is the plain vanilla version of “The Story of O”. Chateau Heartiste should know what that is right?
[CH: “i loved that he was so powerful i was nothing”]
These women may be all mad and upset, but they tingle and froth at the idea of TOTAL SUBMISSION.
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jeez did she hit the wall hard
one would think the cunt was masha gessen
Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Franco at #WomensMarch2018: ‘I Want My Pin Back’ https://t.co/ZWOcoGoN1E pic.twitter.com/nL63CSKoJk
— IndieWire (@IndieWire) January 21, 2018
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jeez did she hit the wall hard
easily mistaken for masha gessen
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Meanwhile ……………….
” Why this man who barged in on his cheating wife could go to jail for 15 years ”
http://www.orrazz.com/2018/01/why-this-man-who-barged-in-on-his.html
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The really disgraceful part of this is the way that the system forces both men to position themseves as victims – i.e., as females – in order to get on the good side of the court narrative. Disgusting.
SOLUTIONS
– recriminalize adultery
– bring back dueling
Also note she was fucking her 58 year old boss – who had some kind of orthpedics related business.
Women are quite capable of getting wet for cash.
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Yeah this story doesn’t compute. He was at home looking after his 5 year old son (what happened to him btw?), just randomly noticed the ipad was moving (do wimminz really take their ipads when they go a-cheatin’?), then followed blah blah.
Really, when I saw who was involved, spics galore and at least one (((lawyer))), my fucks to give were depleted.
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Isn’t this great guys ? How long can society last ?
” 40 Percent Of Kids Now Born To Single Moms—Up 700 Percent Since 1960 ”
https://nationaleconomicseditorial.com/2018/01/16/single-motherhood-rise/
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The niggerization of Weimerica
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The judeation…
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Illegitimacy up 700%. And Dow 26,000.
The country is booming, I tell you, booming!
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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one must admit they are very creative
jeez it takes inhuman strength to bear utterly stupid, ugly and old, all at he same time
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Paging Dean Wormer:
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“This is NOT Normal”
Absolutely goddamn right.
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Debbie done hit the wall, she never had it all. She needs some brown Today, she has low market grade. She needs less classy guys, you should all know why. Its not, 1985..
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You know, she probably got that sign from her Mom. Her Mom probably gave it to her Nanny to use whenever she wanted to know where her Mom was.
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funny but predicable. we need to cut closer to the female id bone if we want any hope of drawing what little remains of their human blood.
something along the lines of:
“legalize post-birth abortion!!! my body! my choice!”
…would go further to call out the fact that the “morality” of their “cause” is little more than a debate by society about how much psychopathy it’s willing to allow in it’s women before it collectively vomits.
let’s start passing out the meme-emetics, shall we?
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Month? No. Pussy March is annual. He gets of the Year award.
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think its official I have not fucked more woman that wanted to fuck than any man alive
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I’m not a piece of meat Jane. I’m trying. I’ve got ointments, lotions,
creams, books, things that vibrate.
””””””””””
lolzzz my dick don’t look like that pic with the bumps and shit all over it so doing something right I guess
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“If you can’t stand the heat… get back in the kitchen.”
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Nice one!
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I sig heiled a German girl on a date yesterday. Am I alpha yet?
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yeah this is not something I usually say or think but …………………
these women are literally begging for the pimp hand, I mean had the F slapped out of her so bad she needs to wear the whole white sharia muzzie garb rob thing. These women are literally starving for their husbands, boyfriends, significant others, or whatever to grow a pair.
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I’m still trying to figure out what Trump’s done since he’s been in office to oppress women.
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i think that’s exactly the point, mendo. he’s not oppressing them, and neither is anyone else. they’re being ignored, and that’s why they’re so terribly upset.
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Ah, yes, they’re being ignored. Which ties into CH’s following post about dealing with a thot.
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I wanna know how these women have the energy to march on a Saturday when I’m exhausted by Wednesday. My cross-country coach imprinted in my mind the notion of “leave it on the field.” These women might try putting a little bit more effort into their jobs. Maybe then they’d deserve “equal pay.”
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They’d be happier if they were at home taking care of children.
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True. But they can’t find a man willing to impregn@te them, so they march while screeching r@pe fantasies through a bullhorn under the guise of #metoo. Deluded liars. Nobody wants these HB0’s and gray-haired hippie burnouts.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Hahahahaha!
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I find nothing funny about it really. These fucking hogs CONTROL the narrative completely and if you think they aren’t coming for your balls, you are sadly mistaken.
You are already a 2nd class citizen in your own nation and by the time they are done you will be a straight up slave. Equality was never the goal from inception, revenge was.
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Jay in DC, you think a roomful of fat girls controls the narrative?
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“Jay in DC, you think a roomful of fat girls controls the narrative?”
Go into your office find the first fatty (there will be legion) and say “fat girl”.
Go out in public, same deal, and say “fat girl”.
Report back here with your results. Just because you want to live in an alternate reality doesn’t mean I’m not woke as fuck. They DO control the narrative, if they didn’t they wouldn’t be 2/3 of the population.
You know why in the 1980s there were thin hot bitches everywhere? Because fatbodies were properly shamed still. Now its celebrated, if that isn’t controlling the fucking narrative please elucidate and enlighten me as to what is and how I’m wrong. Nigga please…
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Well, to be fair, if you insult anyone’s physical appearance out of the blue, in either office or free-range meat world, you’re probably in for an unpleasant afternoon, amirite?
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Jay, it IS hilarious.
The fact they they’re little piggy brains can’t make the connection only makes it funnier.
Things are getting better. Right wingers are now WN, normies are becoming right wingers, centrists are leaning more right every day.
They’re on their last (not-inconsiderable) legs.
As I keep saying, invest in rope futures. You’re bound to make a killing….
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Speaking of alphas, the Whitest team in the NFL is going to the Super Bowl yet again.
Go Pats
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Small consolation, given the negro-worship that ‘Murrican football entails, from college to the pros to the incessant (((media))).
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best protest sign ever was at a pro-abortion rally. dude had a sign saying “i’m just here for the chicks.”
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The real Alpha of the Month: https://www.rt.com/news/374613-sydney-trump-sky-protest/
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Yeah; Australian women.
Quite possibly the most widely enabled, entitled, demanding, solipsistic bunch of nanny state, social safety net, feminist parasites on the planet.
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Seconded
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That was last year.
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Yeah, I know it was off chronologically, but a real-world skywriting harassment of bitterbitchez— can’t match this any better.
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Heh …. if only !!!
When Milo Yiannopoulos toured Australia in December of 2017; the Mainstream Media and assorted Australian Femitards almost lost their collective minds.
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Now THAT is great. Even if it is a year old.
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The alt-R chads are aces at neener-neeners.
But it’s going to take more than that to show me alpha… and to turn the tide of the current malaise.
You frat boiz had better start taking that to heart.
/jes’ sayin’ rape
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O/T: anyone know when scientific american bought into identity politics… i can’t even finish an article now
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Meanwhile, Beta of the Month contestant Chuck Schumer? Seen here with his wife.
https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/gettyimages-1413429651.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780&strip=all
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A big “No shit, Sherlock” and machts nichts… he’s a kike and a bought-and-paid-for politician.
What WERE you expecting?
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