Many women, particularly single women of the slutty persuasion, take a perverse glee in recounting episodes of bad sex with a man. Some even like to challenge the alphalinity of a potential suitor by offering unsolicited stories of times in the past when they had endured bad sex, the unstated purpose being a sneaky desire to test the new man’s quickness or reluctance to assert that he is not one of those “bad sex guys”. (Sincerely answering this kind of probing question is a no-win situation; best reply is to tell her it takes two to tango.)
The femmesplaining and gloating by women cackling about bad sex is a rhetorical ego balm. The truth is that the bad sex theory, as a rule, is a misdiagnosis of the first cause: a bad stimulant. Women who complain about bad sex should look in the mirror. If you’re not very attractive, don’t expect the men who will have you to put much effort into pleasing you.
I’m sure there are isolated cases of men who for whatever reason are simply horrible in the sack. But it defies credulity that the world is overrun with bad sex bros; more likely is that very few men are banging their dream woman, and that this mismatch in the male hindbrain between bang reality and bang fantasy accounts for most of the bad sex complaints by the middle of the belle curve plain janes.
And the further down the female SMV hierarchy a man must tumblr to get laid, the less likely he is to feel the power of his Inner Jackhammer summoning him to feats of boudoir majesty.
This is the high unholies of ugly truths that sub-hottie poseur-thotties will never ever acknowledge (not that I blame them): that their romantic disappointment is a byproduct of their facial comportment.
Personally, I have noticed big differences in my enthusiasm with women who differ by as little as 1 point on the 1-10 female beauty scale. As a man of stealth and taste, Game and my accumulated experience with women have afforded me a lifestyle which precludes the necessity of dumpster diving for sustenance, however even a maester of the muff sometimes dates across instead of up, and heaven forfend even down a bit when the stars cross in cursed portent.
The occasional muse-less 5 or 6 has knelt at the Chateau pine shrine. From my perspective, at least, bad sex ensued, and I imagine they thought similarly though they kept that opinion to themselves. A perfunctory piston-efficient pumping, followed promptly by a snooze.
I can tell when I’ve delivered a sub-par performance because I know what heights of sexual abandon I’ve scaled when inspired to a great performance. The HB8s and yippie! 9s who’ve made the crimson-pillgrimage received the banging of their lives, all clitorises excited, all proclivities gratified, all G spots perused. Once, I broke my no-licky-the-sticky first month rule on a first date with a hard 9 whose pussy smelled of lavender. I went at her neatly trimmed bush like a tasmanian devil, gulping her aroma with the exuberance of a drowning victim piercing the surface for that precious breath of life. Anal? You betcha. Sweat? Through the sheets. Splattered juices? Like a crime scene. Bent over the kitchen counter, her head knocking into a cabinet as glassware rattled its orchestral approval? Oui oui, my mortal release. And did I kiss her deeply, passionately, longingly, as we met and pressed our flesh into one? It was required.
An older womanizer once told me that erectile dysfunction isn’t real if it can be cured by a younger, hotter, tighter woman. He was a mentor of sorts, and in his honor I remembered of him that old seducers never die, they just fade from the game.
The Coolidge effect? heheh…
…an old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President … The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, “Dozens of times each day.” Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.” Upon being told, the President asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply was, “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.” President: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”…
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not necessarily. if you’ve found a girl who you have the right amount of chemistry and attraction with, you will never lose the fire in the bedroom.
been with mine for ten years and it’s as hot as it was day one.
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Yes I know it can happen, I have been with women with whom the sex got better and better over a period of a couple years.
I mentioned the Coolidge effect mostly because of CH’s last paragraph; it is not erectile dysfunction if a younger hotter woman makes the man hard..the Coolidge effect is funny because it is real.
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absolutely. very few cases of erectile dysfunction are health related.
if you get morning wood but your woman isn’t getting you rock hard very easily anymore, you probably need a new woman.
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So you have 5 kids with her? No?!?
This is why we lose
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https://greatbooks4men.wordpress.com/2017/07/17/the-great-books-bible-of-our-fathers/
Our forefathers sacrificed an infinite amount for their most sacred property–the Great Books and Classics.
As Shelly noted that “poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world,” The Great Books laid down the COMMON LAW which exalted a man’s natural rights.
One of those rights was the right to one’s family.
Jesus came to Fulfill the Law of Moses and Genesis:
3: And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14: And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15: And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Our forefathers lived by this simple precept which Moses and Jesus agreed upon: “and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.”
And so you see that the feminist movement was a massive transfer of property. Women naturally vote for all “Alpha fux beta bux” platforms, and thus they naturally vote for the welfare state. The problem with this, Great Men, noted is that women oft lust after men incapable of exalting civilization. And thus a woman’s liberated sex drive, coupled with the right to vote, will lead us all to living in huts, as Europe is demonstrating. The central planner parasites never care about this, as they are all about short-term profits, cashing out on the decline, and then moving on to the next exalted civilization, until there are none left.
Thousands of years ago, our forefathers noted that a man had to actively keep a woman from going off with the serpent (da lostas cockaslzozlzo), so that the patriarchal family structure–the only family structure–might be exalted. And our forefathers gave each-other, and us, these Natural Rights.
As the Great Books and Church took care of Civilization and the Family, men were then free to create things such as science, philosophy, symphonies, the Parthenon, and countless other inventions and innovations.
lozozlzzooz
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“Well, I don’t NEED Viagra with the MAID…”
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Heh… perma-bitchface versus “Oh, you beeg strong mahn, luff me hard, I want geeve you a son!”
The former had better be a 9, the latter need be no better than a 5. kekekekekekekekek
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The son that the maid gave him has grown up to be quite a handsome kid:
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Whereas here’s one of his sons by perma-b!tchface – what a friggin dweeb:
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I guess that’s difference between some true hybrid vigor (Visigoth and conquistador) and trying to jazz some life back into the effete and profligate Kennedy DNA.
Not that any Shriver genes helped either. 😉
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not only does the son with shriver look odd, he’s also fraternizing with the nutty slut miley.
no doubt that’s because he grew up with a mom who is a naggy bitch. men like that always have bad taste in women.
the other son probably picks sweeties like his mom
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[…] There’s No Bad Sex, Only Bad Stimulants […]
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CH: “Women who complain about bad sex should look in the mirror. If you’re not very attractive, don’t expect the men who will have you to put much effort into pleasing you.”
Hawtest chick [by a country mile] in the swimming pool today was about 14 years old, accompanied by her little brother & little sister. Talked to her for a while – kind, gentle, thoughtful, good conversationalist – must have been home-schooled.
And yes, if it were the end of the world, I’d bang her brains right out of her ears, and then welcome a li’l CO Jr to the world in n!ne months.
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The aforementioned 14yo was of course a gorgeous little occidental chick with blond hair and blue eyes.
By contrast, there were three jewesses at the pool – two in streetclothes, watching their jewlings from the pool deck, and one in a bathing suit with her jewlings around here.
They were so fat & hideous that they looked like B-movie caricatures of bug-people.
#PhysiognomyIsrael
#HomeSchoolingRulezzzezes
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women were never meant to be treated as durable goods.
saw a young woman at the store yesterday, probably 18-19. perfect. flawless. I can’t imagine I would’ve been able to go more than 4-5 pumps without blowing a load. she was that ripe.
I was with another girl at the time, who is also very hot, but after that visceral reaction to younger-tighter-lusher now I’m thinking it may be time to upgrade…or at least get another one in the hopper.
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the other thing about the young ones is their hamsters haven’t been turned into mutant, man-hating, demon-spawn yet. which is also very attractive.
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Very attractive?!?!?
It’s heavenly, like being in the presence of the Divine.
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“very attractive”
gallows humor.
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PJ, to be in the presence of a young girl who is nice & kind & gentle & pleasant & well-mannered, it’s like being in a dream.
Dreaming of what once was.
What you can just barely remember from your ch!ldhood.
Misty surreal dreams of your ch!ldhood. Before the internet. Before Seinfeld/Friends/SATC. Before the iPhag. Before Tinder.
Before the Poz.
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you mean this
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“before the Poz”
don’t worry, Cap. zuckersperg and Frankfurt School 2.0 are already working on virtual reality and memory implants.
pretty soon, for a few of your hard-earned shekels, you’ll be able to take a vacation with the young, nubile, innocent, pre-poz woman of your dreams:
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“to be in the presence of a young girl who is nice & kind & gentle & pleasant & well-mannered, it’s like being in a dream.”
important that you mention personality. girls need to look at themselves in the mirror in that regard too.
not easy to get hard and be into pleasing a girl if she’s debbie downer naggy bitch. and you shouldn’t be. if she’s not being pleasant and focusing on being nice and sweet to you, she doesn’t deserve much. not good to reward bad behavior with positive attention of any kind. that includes sex and orgasms.
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There is something very special about women of a certain age(16-21) they are more fun to be around, less pessimistic about things and look up to their elders(especially the age group just above theirs so we are talking 22-28 year olds) i like the company of most well behaved young women but when you are with one that you are really attracted to, being in her presence is just magical, you can be talking about anything for hours and hours and it just feels great.
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“when you are with one that you are really attracted to, being in her presence is just magical, you can be talking about anything for hours and hours and it just feels great”
BUNZ -> OVEN!!!!!
Don’t even hesitate.
Bloat. Dat. Belly.
Immediately.
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I know what the Captain is talking about, but you really need to cut the pedestalizing, guys.
There is something special about very attractive, young girls with good (??) personalities, but ‘divine’ is definitely WAY over the top.
You know you’re in the presence of something Greater when you look a shark in the face from about 3 feet away in open water.
Or when that breaker pulls you down, down, down, your board flopping around somewhere up there, towards that glimmer of light and all you see is bubbles and all you feel is a gigantic fist pushing you towards the coral.
Or when a wolf pack follows you on a lonesome 2-lane, just observing from a distance.
Girls are nice, but even the most gorgeous ones among them also take stinky sh1ts and put their pants on one leg at a time.
While we’re on the subject, I don’t care if she’ ‘well-mannered’ (whatever that means) or ‘demure’ (translation: not hot enough to be self-confident) or if she ‘looks up to her elders’.
He11 with that.
Looking up to someone just because they’re older is bull.
I much prefer the ones who are fun and hot and appreciate the fact that my abs and skating skills are better than most college guys’.
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“Girls are nice, but even the most gorgeous ones among them also take stinky sh1ts and put their pants on one leg at a time.”
F*ck off. Both you & Muh L@bia. Only a jew could write entartete filth like that.
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Captain, you’re sick.
Get help.
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My theory is that a lot of women don’t know or understand personal hygiene and smell bad. That’s what puts off a lot of guys and wilts their enthusiasm.
I was able to suss this out at about age 21. I started to date this girl who told me one of my friends was lousy in bed. So, I went back to him and asked him about her. His answer? “She smelled terrible and I lost the mood!”
This seemed hard to believe because she was one of the more sought-after girls on campus. But when I finally did the deed with her I discovered to my horror that he was right. She did smell terrible.
So I was in and out of there as quick as possible and I guess I became one of the “bad sex bros.” Still got her into bed, though.
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Of the girls I’ve been with, there was one for whom her
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i had a smell memory not too long ago. out of blue, i smelled my ex’s perfume and it made my heart skip a bit. hard to say why. i wasn’t even thinking about her
smell memories are not so great when it’s something you’d rather forget though
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I read once “Finger the bitch, get your fingers coated and then stick them in HER mouth”.
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it’s better to burn out…than to fade away
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Great line from that movie with the immortal guy who was played by a blind actor. And the music? Yeah, I’ve got their albums…
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Some excellent writing in this post! Well done!
I’ve had these conversations with Mrs. TLM. She is mid-40’s and far above 99% of women her age in looks, sexiness, and weight. But she is not at her ideal BMI (the weight that gets and keeps me rock hard ready to drill through granite to the center of the earth). Now every Herb in the county would shower her with adoration, attention, & groveling ass kissing, but just like the old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be, to me. And that’s all that matters. I will always remember her sweet 22 yr old hot as sh*t tall blonde body when I first took her, but my member’s memory isn’t that sharp.
As I’ve posted here before, I’ve seen old men in their 70’s with supposed ED pop wood in surgery the first time some young nurse swipes their cock with betadine for a prep. Weight and looks matter. Or as Beavis said long ago, ” the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat”.
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Ur a Urologist?
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A detective and a urologist having a conversation.
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Yet another occupation of opportunity in which openings abound.
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I recently hooked up with girl who was packing 20+ lbs more than I was expecting based on her pics. I tried to be a good sport about it but I think she could sense my disappointment.
I ended up pretending to cum.
Went home and had a shitty wank.
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I’ve had a few bad experiences where my disappointment killed my libido on the spot and I would have been better whacking off at home.
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Broads… yeah, I once had to pretend I was fucking a Playmate to cum with my ex. She was such a stupid, selfish bitch.
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which one? the playmate?
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46% of Bavarians want secession from Germany.
I think this could well be a future idea that Europe breaks up into ethno states …and away from the shitlib insanity.
Catalan are voting in October on independence from Spain.
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link?
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I remember, way back in the day, that Bavaria was the last German province/state to keep Pro-L!fe laws on its books.
BTW, apparently Northern Ireland is still Pro-L!fe.
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http://www.bild.de/politik/inland/bundesland/umfrage-bundeslaender-wollen-raus-aus-deutschland-52565436.bild.html
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I do not speak German…but my mother does…not kidding
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but she is 90, I’m not going to ask her to translate…anyone has a link in English?
a google search gives zero results…
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Rt.com
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https://www.rt.com/news/396600-bavaria-independence-germany-poll/
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32%
A different report had the 14% on the top.
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@Canadian Friend
Try this one:
https://www.thelocal.de/20170717/one-in-three-bavarians-want-independence-from-germany-poll-shows-bavaria
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32%
A different report in German had the 14% on the top.
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That’s where a lot of the wealthy congregate in Germany. It’s like Vermont free-staters: muh gated community, your unlivable floodplains of diversidad.
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Even if the Free State secedes, what’s the percentage of Turkish, Moslem, NewGermans in their schools already ?
30 ?
40 ?
More ?
There’s 3 ways to go:
Submission (Eurabia), mass deportations of non-bioEuros (highly unlikely) or a very, very bl00dy and uncivil w@r.
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Phrases like “civil war” are nothing but mantras — soothing, empty, unreal, which one repeats to lower the blood pressure and get through the day.
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# Da Goyim Knew
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“The people who are suffering”
Of all things – Brando was mad that Jews were portraying blacks poorly in movies. And he cried and apologized right after saying that.
Mel Gibson was mad at them for the right reasons. Although he had to apologize about five minutes later as well.
I wonder who’ll be the first celebrity to speak out and not cuck under pressure?
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James Woods says what he thinks. But I guess he can afford to. Apparently he is right up there intelligence-wise, with the most intelligent jews. I think the jews sense it best to to fuck with him.
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Gary Oldman also spoke some truthwords – pretty anodyne actually – and had to “apologize”.
“Mel Gibson is in a town that’s run by Jews and he said the wrong thing because he’s actually bitten the hand that I guess has fed him – and doesn’t need to feed him anymore because he’s got enough dough,” said the British actor. “He’s like an outcast, a leper, you know? But some Jewish guy in his office somewhere hasn’t turned and said, ‘That fucking kraut’ or ‘Fuck those Germans,’ whatever it is? We all hide and try to be so politically correct. That’s what gets me. It’s just the sheer hypocrisy of everyone, that we all stand on this thing going ‘Isn’t that shocking?’”
It’s not much, but it’s something.
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“the most intelligent Jews”?
I don’t get this. Unless we say it is intelligent to be hypocritical, ruthless, vindictive, and nepotistic. Because their success is underwritten by their group solidarity and uncaring sociopathy. And by the excessive and self-harming generosity of whites.
But maybe it is more intelligent to be evil. I can’t argue otherwise. But let’s not pretend they’re on top because they’re a bunch of swots who really hit those books. They’re a criminal enterprise who may not be called out for their criminality. How could the not succeed?
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You’re a smart guy, VD, so I don’t want to sound insulting, but I thought you were smarter than this sort of crass, moralistic caricature.
As the Jews are the first “people of the book”, they’ve literally been hitting the books for thousands of years; it is senseless to begrudge them selection for intelligence, whatever unlovely effects it’s had in their own population (neurotic disorders, etc.) and in relation to we goyim.
And yea, evil specimens are usually more intelligent — that’s almost the purpose of intelligence: outsmarting something stronger than you.
Not a major point but it’s dishonest to suggest Jews aren’t intelligent. If they weren’t, you guys wouldn’t be here yammering about them all the time.
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Long reply in mod but remember the Haditha will be realized.
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Jews are not that smart. They self promote vigorously and cover for one another. James Woods has an IO if 190. You will walk a long mile to find a Jew that smart. We have tens of millions of geniuses. Never forget that.
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exactly
at one point you could not open any (((paper))) or watch any of electronic jew 265 channels without hearing how “lena dunham is the leading voice of her generation”
You’d think that just a very basic decency would prohibit anybody to utter such an outrageous lie
So replace that ” high IQ” with ” No Shame”
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>”Jews are not smart”
>endless commentary dissecting Jewish behavior
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>”Jews are not smart”
>believes Jews have taken over western civilization by design
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Well, well, ML…
Usually you only comment on how fucked up life is, women especially so to the point that we shouldn’t even bother having sex with them.
But here you sneak in with some wry neener-neener about those for whom the JQ is not under Dynamic Silence protection?
Looks like the good Cap’n sniffed out yet another one correctly.
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Where is your great civilization ML? Where is you Haendel and Beethoven, your Mozart? Where is you DaVinci, your Tolstoy, your Plato? Your Epictetus, your Kopernicus? If you were all you claim to be you would have them and more. Instead you seek to steal our accomplishments and creations and claim them for yourselves.
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*calmly munches sesame bagel*
Oy vey! Es is shver ayn yidl zu sayn!
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Smoked out. You got the Yiddish right. It’s a German dialect.
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Once a friend was hooking up with a Fat Chick. He pulled his pants down and his erect dong flopped out. He was on the smaller side.
The Fat Chick was shocked and said “who are you going to please with that?”
He replied, “Me!”
He got out of her place as soon as she fell asleep.
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Bitches cum faster with a dude they’re into. It’s night and day for him AND her. I’ve been there, at the end of a LTR with the same bitch that came without me even trying the first time we fucked.
Bitch can’t cum? It’s probably her own damn fault for fucking a guy she isn’t sufficiently attracted to..
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i’ve been in that exact situation. my ex and i had been towing the line for a long while but by the end, neither of us were really into each other anymore. we’d do through the motions but it wasn’t anything like it should be. wasted a lot of time with each other trying to make a bad situation work.
my girl truly wasn’t as attracted to me as she should have been but i do believe some girls just have problems enjoying sex and having orgasms in general.
usually because of psychological damage. mostly likely from lots of cocksas, feminist ideas about gender roles and having priorities that are all out of whack.
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“sually because of psychological damage”
Gotta disagree – I think it’s strongly neurological – some chicks just don’t have enough nerve endings in their cl!ts.
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perhaps.
all the more reason to be careful who you choose. a girl who is broken/deformed in probably the most important body part she has is not a keeper and she will just pass on her damaged dna to any kids you have with her.
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“Gotta disagree – I think it’s strongly neurological – some chicks just don’t have enough nerve endings in their cl!ts.”
No. Bitches do not go from being VERY orgasmic to non-orgasmic for no damned reason. The bitch screamed and squirted thick creamy girl-jizz on my face the 1st time I went down on her (2-finger tapping her g-spot and raping her clit with my tongue).
At the end, I probably would have enjoyed fucking a dead fish more.
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“go from being VERY orgasmic to non-orgasmic”
Okay, I have never heard of that.
I’m talking about the frigid chicks I knew – chicks who were anatomically/physiologically incapable of climaxing, no matter how earnestly I worked their cl!ts & their g-spots.
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If it is true that many- if not most – attractive girls were abused as ch1ldr3n – it often seems that way – there may indeed be a LOT of psychological damage that was done to her long before any of us ever got to her.
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I firmly believe that a certain cohort of women – I’m thinking somewhere between 5% to 20% of them – are what might be called sexually dysfunctional.
Of course, it’s politically incorrect in this era to speak of such things.
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According to (((MSM))), every White girl was abused as a child, by either her father or another White man in a position of trust.
And if they don’t remember it, there will be a slew of (ahem) counselors and mental health professionals that will coax those memories back to the surface later in their lives, amirite?
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“some chicks just don’t have enough nerve endings in their cl!ts [anymore]”
ftfy
[CH: purple saguaro]
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“every White girl was abused as a child, by either her father or another White man in a position of trust”
based on my personal experience, that, is fact, true for many of the women held up as “role models”, ie. the “strong”, attractive, independent, gogrrl type with daddy issues.
of the 20 or so girls in that vein that I’ve dated (yes, they do add up over the years) nearly all had a very early sexual experience with someone in their inner circle. one girl used to “play doctor” with her brother and his friends. another was the daughter of a pastor. another was adopted. another was regularly used by her Mom’s boyfriend. another by her own father.I could fill a page with their stories. I could also fill a page with often the mothers stood by and did nothing while it was going on.
I’ve also known women who faked their abuse, and these were of a very different sort. the ones for whom it was real had learned to be more or less predators themselves, high smv and very self-assured. (hence why I was attracted to them, for all the wrong reasons). the ones who were faking invariably were attention-seeking, medium smv girls seeking to up their value.
of those who had actually been violated at a young age, most weren’t proud of it nor were they wearing it as a badge of honor. they were cautious and private about revealing anything about their past. they were just very realistic about men, and arranged their lives accordingly. some even admitted enjoying the experience.
dark stuff. but it’s real.
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… and, yes, the (((msm))) and therapy industry does play up the sexual “trauma” card to great effect. why wouldn’t they? it’s another low hanging fruit. no it’s not nearly the plague they make it out to be, because the average, mid-smv girl is just, by definition, an average girl. for most, it’s just an extension of the rape fantasy. “why didn’t anyone molest ME as a child?” but there is a factual, statistical basis in the high-smv, liberated woman demographic, which the poz-purveyors are keen to exploit in every possible goyim-hating way.
also, for the skeptical, when you look around and see all the working and/or skank single mom’s out there, is it THAT hard to imagine that they’re not doing a great job protecting their daughters…?
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Nice elaboration on a theme, plumpjack…
… but I gotta tell ya, that thing that looks like a gay spaceship from Strapon’s home planet gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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did you always go down on her so she could orgasm?
as i’ve said in other posts, it’s my opinion that girls do you see you in the submissive role when you go down on them.
can’t help but think any girl would lose attraction over time if she sees you in that submissive role often or a lot over time. i think that’s what happened with my ex.
it’s also my contention that girls who can’t orgasm with intercourse but do with oral, vibrators, or fingering have something wrong with them.
men and women were designed by nature and the good lord to have intercourse for procreation bonding and maintaining love feelings for each other.
when one of the pair needs something other than intercourse to orgasm, there is something wrong
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It always struck me as homer simpsonesque thinking to go “uh, the girl’s not enjoying the sex, she just needs to be poked with a bigger rod” when let’s guess on a number…70 percent are clitoral or fantasy fuckers…their mind’s their stim zone.
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you’re just falling for propaganda if you believe that’s true about 70 percent of them and clitoral orgasms aren’t even the best kind of orgasm for women.
humans were designed for intercourse
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and if that 70 percent is true, we need to figure out why there are so many women who can’t have orgasms outside of intercourse because that is a clear sign something is wrong with our women
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It’s like the “pay gap” myth: women expect to receive a full share of the rewards no matter how little effort they put in.
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http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/07/17/duterte-spokesman-on-praise-for-rapists-people-really-get-him/
‘As a presidential candidate in 2016, Duterte made another rape joke, this time saying that the gang rape of an Australian missionary in Davao was a “waste” because he had not participated in it. “I was angry because she was raped, that’s one thing. But she was so beautiful, the mayor should have been first. What a waste,” he said.
Following international condemnation, Duterte refused to apologize for the remarks, condemning those who had criticized him. In discussing the remarks, he also dismissed his daughter as a “drama queen” for saying publicly that she had been raped.
Duterte’s approval ratings appear to remain unharmed by such unsavory remarks. A national poll published Monday found that Duterte maintains an 81 percent approval rating, the highest of any national official in the country, and is the most trusted politician in the Philippines with an 82 percent trust rating, according to the Philippine Star.
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Duterte routinely threatens to kill anyone who defies him, particularly terrorists and drug traffickers. His latest threat to kill drug terrorists earned him a rebuke from government ombudsman Conchita Carpio Morales, who Duterte accused of “pulling an Obama” [LOL] and “blowing her top” for calling his death threats “unacceptable.”’
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Breitbart: ‘President Donald J. Trump is calling on congressional Republicans to drop their failed efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare in one fell swoop and instead pass a clean repeal of the failed health care overhaul from the previous administration now and push through a bipartisan replacement plan later.’
This. That it is the final insult to BHO is merely icing.
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Anti Trump cucks were whining about how replace and repeal was Trump breaking a campaign promise. Once again they have been btfo as the extent of Trump’s foresight is further revealed.
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Furthermore, it demonstrates to the voters that it’s B!tch McConnell and Senate Republicans (who have always been worse than the ones in the House) who are preventing Osambocare from being repealed, not Trump.
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I’m plain awful at sex.
Usually women scream out in prayer. They yell the Lord’s name. They curse me.
One time I guess I was doing so bad this chick started clawing at my back and even drew blood. It hurt so I grabbed her neck and pinned her down trying to get her to stop. Next thing I know her eyes roll back, her voice becomes unintelligible, and her body starts trembling as she rocks side to side. She was possessed by a demon I swear!
Yeah, I’m pretty bad at sex.
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cool story bro
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As a matter of interest; what, if any, changes would you make to this post, if you were genuinely attempting to get it onto a more mainstream site or publication today?
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He could change his name to Goldberg.
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Sarah Goldberg, just to be absolutely sure of publication..
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Good one, but what about actual changes to the content?
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Women know if it will bad sex within minutes of talking to a man – whether that’s Mr Sneaky Chump Nice Guy or the man who opens with a picture of his cock – but lie back and think of England lives on. I’m not being biased as a hetrosexual man but women are sexier than men let’s be honest. .
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The majority of men are transparent and one-dimensional we have to say that at least.
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Women are worse. Once you get beyond sex, there isn’t much reason to deal with them.
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Perhaps YOU have to say that, Bruce Shillington… life in meat world is far more multi-dimensional.
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juuuuukkiiiiiiippp!
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“I’m not being biased as a hetrosexual man but women are sexier than men let’s be honest.”
That’s not biased, it’s nonsensical. “Sexier” to whom, PUKI?
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> a man of stealth and taste
Ha!
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I think I actually heard a few falsetto “woo woo”‘s in the background when reading that. 😉
/Out laying traps for troubadours rape!
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Egyptians were white- possibly Celts. No kangz at all
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The Pharaohs were Indo-European ubermensch.
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I understand some of the later dynasties during Egypt’s declining years were Nubian.
I sometimes let the “We Wuz Kangz” stuff go, merely to remind our darky friends that they should STFU about slavery then.
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The problem is all of them think they were the Pharaoh.
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Ever notice how damn near every chick that talks about reincarnation was Cleopatra in a former life?
The rest were Joan d’Arc.
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“Ever notice how damn near every chick that talks about reincarnation was Cleopatra in a former life?”
They think that gives them a sheen of Afro-cool, even though Cleopatra, like the rest of the Ptolemies, was Greek.
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Not aryan.
Of course.
USC scandal: Ex-dean lived secret life of drugs, parties, prostitutes, report says
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/17/usc-scandal-ex-dean-lived-secret-life-drugs-parties-prostitutes-report-says.html
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Ke(c)K School of Medicine!
LOLLLOLLZZZ
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Nice!
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One more reason for bad sex: a man’s dick is connected to his confidence. How many of those thots complaining about bad sex said something insulting while the man was trying to work his mojo? Shit tested him while they were in the sack? Looked bored or disinterested instead of passionate and eager? Alpha or beta, those things are boner killers, especially for the beta, though.
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If she brings her iPhone to bed with her, you’re in for a tepid experience. kekekekekekekekek
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Damn, can you even imagine that? Yeah, me too. SAD
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I really don’t even want to go to bed with them anymore. It’s way beyond navigating their capricious character with some well-timed lines and all that. It’s swigging Fireball shots, being called an “asshole” or a “bitch” every ten minutes, watching them look at their phones, endless resistance, retarded up-speak, etc., etc. How is an erection supposed to weather all this? If you’re not 20, totally redpilled and with disposable income, you’re not getting laid. Period.
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Younger men, they’re horny enough to plow through all that shit to get laid, but when you get older…
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True dat. You gotta be vapid to get through it.
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if you’re actually being sincere and not trying to demoralize, then there is something to what you’re saying. there was a time after becoming thoroughly woke RP that I could not bring myself to do anything except judge women for the disappointing creatures that they are.
then I started actually applying what I’d learned and came to discover that women are INCREDIBLY malleable, and they will instinctively defer to an unapologetic alpha no matter how fucked in the head they are. but the catch is, you actually have to BE the unapologetic alpha. you can’t let them lead in any small way, except under your protective umbrella.
funny thing is, they never wanted to lead ANYWAY. they wanted to be led by a competent man all along. all their testy behavior was just that: a shit test to see if you had the strength, skill, and character to lead them.
once you start actually applying alpha the world becomes yours again and you lose the urge to whine about how terrible things are. then it becomes a matter of “how will I ever do all these great things and slay all this great pussy with the short amount of time I have left on the planet??”
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ML… “not trying to demoralize”
ML == Muh L@bia is a known JIDF demoralization agent in these parts.
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I’m not saying vapid, although that can be true, but men are logical so we weigh the costs. When you’re young and horny as shit, you’ll pay the cost of vapid women. When you get older, the horniness has less of a sharp edge, and some women just ain’t worth the cost. So you move on and game the next one.
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I make an observation which can’t really be questioned as far as fidelity to what men actually experience out there, as one might notice black criminality or the like, so my motive has to be questioned in order to get around simply acknowledging how dismal it is, exactly as one’s motive in noticing black criminality would instantly earn one the racist badge.
And my answer is the same as to those petty sorts: who are you to question my motives?
I suspect I’ve been at this longer than you, plumpjack. Occasionally I enjoy watching you piece together a worldview comment by comment, but you should know that there was a world before you got redpilled, and it doesn’t need your imaginary agents of demoralization, least of all me, to be utterly depressing.
If someone is demoralized by the plain truth, well hey, life sucks — and this is “where pretty lies perish”, or did you miss that?
That includes pretty lies and assumptions about the morale of anonymous dudes on the internet mattering to anything. And hey, maybe I am trying to demoralize newbies. Maybe it’d be better for them to invest their time and money in just about anything other than the pursuit of soulless post-carousel coal burners.
I’ll be 40 soon. My notch count is ten times what I ever wanted it to be. I don’t want to be “poolside” watching black & latrino cads score with white whores anymore. And it isn’t “alpha” to score your own anymore, either. It’s just that much more stake you have in a society that wants you out of the way.
I hope that one day you’ll stop confusing the ability to puff out your chest with the summit of wisdom, or something.
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Then there’s this OCD retard posting vaginas and Stars of David everywhere. Way to play into their caricature of us, genius.
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“I hope that one day you’ll stop confusing the ability to puff out your chest with the summit of wisdom, or something.”
that’s rather optimistic of you, ML, to express hope in your fellow man. could you please elaborate?
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Is Yossi Cohen paying you by the word now, l’il Mordecai Liebowitz?
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Well, ML, that a fair point about making pretty lies perish in re women, although the truth of which you speak is not as dour for others as it may have been for you. There’s truth and then there’s truth, after all, and the more selective rather than universal, one may have to find another name for it than the usual connotation of truth being somewhat universal and not relative, regardless of any Pontius Pilatesque rhetorical musings.
But for the sake of argument, point taken.
Now all you have to elaborate upon is why you found it necessary to come to the aid of a (((tribe)) to which you allegedly have no allegiance, and defend (((their))) honor over a debate of “intelligence” in a neener-neener manner usually evinced by, well… you know who.
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ML – This isn’t really the place where pretty lies perish as much as it is the place where tradcucks and still-White-Knights come to exchange the lies they’re being told by women, F@mbly, media, etc. etc. etc. for fish stories they tell each other.
A Father Knows Best echo chamber.
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plumpjack-
I was a touch too condescending there, and I regret it. That’s being white for you. All I meant is that game was nothing but another stage in life; a big one for many, but for me, at least, it can’t be the end of the story. I will always get a thrill calling up the jerkboy, the Skittles guy, to shut women up and give them tingles, but it’s become comical both to myself and these utterly debased womenfolk who simply are not charmed by anything that I recognize as truly human. It’s a wholly different breed now: to lean on a tired line, “There’s no there there.”
I find myself gravitating toward women in their 40s and 50s. Oh, I can hear the affected gasps of the assembled; we all know those aren’t really women, anymore than a female even .5% over their ideal BMI, or any female other than white because muh purity. But with those women – you’ll want to say it’s because I don’t have to try – there’s so much less rancor, there’s something there, and at this point, as sweet as young tang be, I’d rather be reminded of what came before all this, I’d rather have a conversation, not poison myself with alcohol and drugs, be nice, be myself, than walk the tightrope which you all, apparently, still attempt to walk.
The trying has become too trying. In 2008 it was already tiresome, but at least the women retained some humanity and you’d hit the mark after four or five attempts. They got your references, they looked at you with a longing that extended past the night, or the next thirty seconds. That’s all gone and we all know it. Even that shameless posturer Greg admits it. It’s society that is demoralizing us, not me. I want men to find something better in life. I don’t say “don’t try to get laid”, only “don’t torture yourself” — which is what game is in 2017. We don’t have a society anymore. We have a softcore porn exhibit stretching from coast to coast, where life is trying to find legal ways to f-ck everyone else out of chump change.
Another tired line, but I’ll give it in German to avoid absolute cliché: “Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.”
Modern white women are the abyss. You can go only so far into it before you forget where you started, that there’s a world outside of it. And I am trying like hell to get out and remember, because what’s down there just isn’t worth it.
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ML, thanks for the clarification. appreciate it. I hope you find something/someone that makes your dick hard. you’re still young and life is short.
I didn’t start hitting my stride until I hit 40. and then I became a machine, not wanting to ever waste another second on anything that doesn’t better my life or the lives of my people.
btw, I’m not trying to be the “summit of wisdom”. I’m just literally puffing my chest out.
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A Father Knows Best echo chamber.
How would you know, wolfenstein?
By all signs, you never even met your daddy.
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Far be it for me to disclose personal gradue on a public forum but my sexual satisfaction with Foreign Bride has been nothing short of stupendous. Lately to get her lubed up we have been watching Korean historical costume dramas which have have some inexplicable effect on her libido. I really enjoy that innocent aspect to her sexuality. No hard-core vids featuring interminably clinical genitalia macros for her. The Korean movies generally feature noblemen in natty hats and robes lounging around trading jokes about their rivals while the women perform courtly dance and poetry rituals. The plot often centers about the king who would just prefer to bang his favorite concubine instead of fending off palace intrigues instigated by the queen or some combination of harem ladies and peasant interlopers. Mind you, it’s hard to stay awake until they inevitably drop their robes and engage in some comically soft-core porn mockups but my wife goes nuts and proffers her swollen mons for my knowing ministrations. That gentlemen, is sex.
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It’s the hat, old boy… chicks dig the hat.
/You can leave it on rape!
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Not sure what film/book that’s from, but I always liked the Van Helsing hat. Only good thing about that movie.
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Old (((Randy Newman))) song: “You Can Leave Your Hat On”… probably done by multiple artists, but Tom Jones’ recording is the one I remember.
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I’m familiar with the Joe Cocker version of that song. If it is the same song he covered.
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Greg, the best rendition was by Joe Cocker, no? You of all people should know that.
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Shame on me, you’re absolutely right… Joe Cocker’s version was the more famous one, arguably so… and you’ll get no argument from me.
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One of my favorites
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Kung Lao in the flesh babay!
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Can you recommend some that have Admiral Yi as a main character?
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Elmer, you old snakebiter. Forreign bride, eh? Koreans can be pretty good, but I still maintain Ukrainian or Belarussian are the best.
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If memory serves, it wasn’t a Korean he snagged…
… it was more one of them “me so horny” types from Full Metal Jacket.
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She is Vietnamese, as seen in A Man Wants a Wife, Not a Co-Worker.
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That’s a shit ton of food. Damn!
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me too. They think so in Russia as well.
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That’s what I thought, good God look at all that food. Elmer, I married a good cook too, but I gotta say, I’m not rudderless when she’s gone, food-wise. I have deer meat in the freezer, and I pretty much eat venison with a side of deer meat the whole time. And I try never to dirty a plate or any silverware. I eat like a wild animal.
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Major, just curious, by the time you add up all your expenses for the deer meat, ammunition, hunting licence/fees, dressing the meat, are you any further ahead financially than buying meat at the supermarket? (The health benefits aside).
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Well, Elmer, I’m sure you’re in a much better state of affairs than the typical guy towing along some fat old American sow in a sexless márriagé.
All the best.
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Les, that’s an outstanding question. Foxworthy said something about this a while ago, something like by the time he added up his hunting lease, cost of the 4 wheeler, gas, ammunition, hunting clothes, hunting stands, food plots, dear attractant, rifle, etc., his deer meat costs about $92 a pound. Then he says “nothing but the best for my family!”
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My first comment didnt make it through moderation. Far be it from me to question the wisdom of CH but it is entirely possible (and probable) there are a great number of bros who simply aren’t good at sex no matter how hot or enthusiastic the woman is. As a personal anecdote (I would be interested to see data) it took me many years, thousands of times having sex, and about 10 different partners before I could have “good” sex where I didn’t get off within the first few seconds/minutes. Keeping in mind the 80/20 ratio (20% of the guys are getting 80% of the girls) it seems likely most of the guys in the 80% who didn’t have much experience could be very bad indeed at sex, at least compared to a 30-something alpha male with a 1000+ notch count
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I was thinking bad sex = soft noodle, or no style (just jackhammer), or no foreplay, that kind of thing. I didn’t think about blowing the payload too soon. That could definitely be where a lot of complaints are coming from.
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Bitches cum faster with a dude they’re into.
In the words of the immortal Tom Petty:
“You better watch what you say
You better watch what you do to me
Don’t get carried away
Girl, if you can do better than me, go
Yeah, go but remember
Good love is hard to find
Good love is hard to find
You got lucky, babe
You got lucky, babe, when I found you.
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OT re: the Somali “cop” in Minneapolis who shot and killed a white woman in her pajamas from inside his cruiser.
My post to a story about this on ABC News (which didn’t mention the name/race/immigration status of the shooter) was deleted THREE TIMES by censors.
“(Reposting for 3rd time because the moderator censored it yet again. It’s crimethink!)
Everyone knows that no name or race of the alleged perpetrator in a media story means that the alleged perpetrator is non-White. If the alleged perpetrator is White then it’s in the headline or there is a photo.”
Crimethink is real.
PS – Are you White? The MSM wants you dead.
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All I could find out was that SHE called the police to report a crime, and was talking to another officer outside of the car when this boon pulls his gun and shoots her through the door?
WTF?
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I have seen a photo of the somali muslim murderer police officer
he is black and there are 3 muslim women – black of course – with their hair and almost their entire body covered in muslim dress.
it seems he was applying his version of sharia law because the blonde woman was not dressed properly for his medieval cult.
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Two of the three biggest PR firms in the US since WW2 are (((Edelmann))) and (((Ruder Finn))).
(((Ruder Finn))) got caught lying about Serbian “concentrations camps” during the Balkan Wars.
(((Peter Finn))) now runs (Finn Partners) with (((Richard Funess))) and this week they released a press release and I quote:
Here’s a brief summary of what we are working on:
“D67” which commemorates the Detroit uprisings of 1967. Here, we are supporting the work of the W.K. Kellogg Foundation and its president La June Montgomery Tabron.
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The Kellogg Foundation is a BLM movement which bullies firms into hiring more diversity and were scathing to (((Finn) because his firm was not diverse enough…their senior staff were all (((white men))).
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The Kellogg Foundation is a BLM movement
I never liked their corn flakes anyway, so fuck ’em.
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@Lichthof…Kellogg’s was a #NeverTrump blemish on the body politic during the ’16 election & Breitbart featured a running account of the MASSIVE boycott launched against K. for its perfidy re: TRUMP!
K. has lost MILLION$ & laid off 100s since last autumn!
MAGA!
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Off topic but good news !
“Trump/make america great again” women swimsuits selling like hotcakes! and photos are on instagram!
https://ca.yahoo.com/style/maga-one-piece-swimsuits-taking-instagram-210148513.html
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BUNZ -> OVEN
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She’s dangerously close to being at the upper limit of thickness for my taste, but still my kind o’ gal… a big time baby factory. 😉
HOWEVER… please tell me that’s NOT a tattoo on her left breast. 😦
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Nah, looks like a sticker of some kind. If she stops drinking beer, she won’t look as bloated.
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Any of you ph@ggotts who would refuse to put bunz in that oven need to be castrated by our House Urologist.
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I’ll do it!!
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A non-hipster non-ironically drinking PBR on a boat in … wait for it … A RIVER?!! Definitely the “wrong” kind of white person.
May she have four white QBs and a little blonde cheerleader, and twenty-five grandkids.
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Didn’t notice the PBR, and in a can! PBR in a can is the best cheap beer in history. Don’t know why it doesn’t taste as good in a bottle. I’ll put buns in her oven with pleasure.
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In fact, she doesn’t have to move at all. Just stay right like you are, darlin’
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I mean … a buck negro right behind her would not be out of place. You guys must know that on some level. It’s the same kind of picture as a million others just with a MAGA one-piece. This is what we’re hanging our hopes on? some porker drinking PBR on an inflatable raft? Too easily swayed, yous guys.
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ML, we all have our weaknesses. Mine is a Trump-loving fat girl with PBR in a can, spreadeagle on a riverboat.
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ML == Muh L@bia
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Heh, heh… are latest (ahem) alt-R ally, (((ML))), has to add his (((Debbie Downer))) two cents while we ogle Brynhilde, go figger.
Can’t (((they))) send us SOMEONE/ANYONE who doesn’t tell on (((hisself))) so damn quickly?
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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“Spread eagle”
mmmm
memories…
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dunno CO could be a baby bump
https://welcomebackamerica.wordpress.com/2017/07/19/making-america-sexy-again/
PBR FUCK THAT SHIT NARR A GAN SSETT
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It’s timely that dear old Heartiste should write an article on this subject for it is one that I’ve been grappling with firsthand of late. Recent times have been a veritable mixed bag in the sack; young Eastern European beauties, hot to average Middle Eastern girls, good-looking but age 30+ Anglocunts, such are the vicissitudes of life.
I had one backup girl who I’d ring up whenever the horizon was bleak. Nice looking girl, but about 15 lbs too heavy. Things would start out good, but invariably if I didn’t blow early, I’d have to manually finish as the interest and zest could just not be sustained under those conditions. She’d sometimes drink quite a bit before coming over, and then would basically allow anything and everything to go, including bringing a girlfriend. This compensated a bit. Then you have the Ukrainian girl in her 20s, screaming “da…da, horosho!” while bring rogered. The interest and enthusiasm on her part, coupled with her supple body, resulted in very high quality sex. On the other hand, there was a Macedonian woman I was ploughing for a while; say once a month or so. Good-looking, shapely body, great rack, nails, hair, makeup always immaculate. During late -night meetings, would answer the door to her apartment in high heeled slippers and a silk robe. Problem was she was annoying as hell, huge ego, and was 37. But, grinding on top of me, she gave me incredibly intense orgasms by flexing her pelvic muscles. On the first round, I’d be lucky to last a minute. Earlier discussions kkk0mmented on how super hot girls are terrible in bed; this has also been disproven. Case in point, I manage to slither my way back to a hot Turkish girl’s apartment. She wasn’t really that into me but I pushed ahead anyways. In the early morning hours, I went into action; she just layed there and let it happen. Still was absolutely incredible. The next day she got more into it and it was even better.
The amoral of the story being, and something we already all know, is that the quality of the sex is always highest when dealing with hotter, younger, tighter. Hot, young, tight who’re lacklustre performers doesn’t seem to put a dent in the intensity of the bang; older, or less tighter can help make up for this through effort and creativity, but won’t be as good.
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So what we have here is the market in action. The price one is willing to pay is proportional to what is on offer. That what one is willing to pay depends on how much he wants what is in front of him. So is it any wonder that women who have raised their price drastically out proportion to what they offer cannot find men willing to pay it? That many men would rather leave the market than pay that price?
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or men can work on bettering themselves
u gonna fight, or perish like a dog?
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Here is Exhibit A from AZ, daughter of single white woman from Arkansas marries a Muzzie, puts on a hijab, and runs for US Senate.
http://deedra2018.com/about/
Of course, in true cuckservative fashion, Jeff Flake fails the civilizational shit test par excellence.
Hang in there @deedra2018. Sorry you have to put up with this. Lots of wonderful people across AZ. You’ll find them. https://t.co/uVfLaAfVV2
— Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) July 19, 2017
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