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Alpha Of The Month

Best part of this photo is the Holy See delegation just behind the right shoulder of Papua John’s double peckeroni pizza roll. Holy Seeeeeeiiittt!

How many UN globalist girls forced their faces into a rictus of feigned indifference as Delegate Horny Level 99 schwinged and schwung in front of them? Phonies, the lot.

74 Responses to “Alpha Of The Month”

  1. the first real photo of da GBFM ever shared on this glorious blog

    note how da gbfm is feeling HORNY lzozozozoozo
    z
    zlzozozozolzozozozoz

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    • tomjones says:

      I knew you were an exotic chap…
      /sarcasm

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    • the new virtue of the west
      run by single white women
      consist of
      zero husbands
      zero childrenz
      zero sandwhiches made
      zero mentions of the GRETA BOOKS FOR MENZ
      zero mention of jesus moses plato galileo
      zero diapers changed
      zero dollars of patreon donations given to men
      zero mentions of reforming the family courts
      zero mentions of outlawing no-fault divorce
      zero mentions of ending abortion
      tons of mascara and lipstick and rougez

      lozozoozozozozo

      this is why they empowered womnez
      for womenz
      even when claiming the virtue of the west
      are destorying it
      all for $123 patreon dollarz
      created via debt based butthetx
      lzozozozoozozozo

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      • tomjones says:

        More Instagram, Facebook, TedTalks, Twatter, yooTube, snapchat, more blogs.
        Less and less time for huwhyte babies.
        Even the “traditional christian whites” are liberal.

        Fuck the West. Take the black pill. Greg Eliot’s favorite character, Jacob “Rodney Dangerfield” Cohen singing about the plot of the movie: plot wanders around the golf course and involves a half-dozen elements, but if you simply dig the gopher, the caddy, and the Dangerfield, you’re not going to be doing half bad.

        Never mind. UN predicts there will be 10 billion Arabs in 2150 and 5 thousand white people in 2150.

        all for $123 (((patreon))) dollarz. oy vey ist mir

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      • LB says:

        These ladies should keep in mind that what the left hates most about Sarah Palin is her fecundity. If these alt-right lassies REALLY want to trigger the left (not to mention, actually make a real difference) they’ll have 5 babies each and accurately display themselves as models of womanhood. There would still be plenty of time for them to blog and spout off a couple hours a day. Politics all comes down to adding people to your team and subtracting people from the other team. Everything else is just babble and noise.

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      • williamk says:

        Cuts to the core of the “right wing e-babe” farce.

        Even if they say the right words, the right wing e-babe is no different from a camwhore, or cosplay or video game chick, or any other girl who gloms on to a male interest for attention.

        This goes for all of them.

        Nothing against these girls, they’re just doing their thing. But they are way too popular. The old “hot chick talking politics” is how FoxNews was able to swindle boomers into supporting cuckservativism for 20 years. Alt-right needs to be aware of things like this so that they are not easily fooled with entryism and the usual tricks.

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      • ML says:

        “Right wing e-babe” — nice.

        Patreon whores.

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      • ‘Even if they say the right words, the right wing e-babe is no different from a camwhore, or cosplay or video game chick, or any other girl who gloms on to a male interest for attention.’

        This is the true female equivalent of PUA.

        Put a realistic illusion of being a hot girl that ‘gets it’ and gain an army of betas willing to fund your lifestyle while not having anything to do with them on any type of real personal level.

        Most hotties don’t want to put that type of effort and instead go the normal route of just following around high status guys with no real tangible monetary gain besides the feeling of social status.

        Also these e celebs have the insight of that overt sexuality is not the thing that these men want. They want a fantasy of attainability of an easy going non threatening hot girl that has very few character flaws of most women. Sex is supposed to be understated however it’s always there right beneath the surface as these girls are almost always showing off the goods.

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      • Alt Right Footsoldier says:

        Just give up and take the blackpill goy. Don’t reproduce, don’t fight, just give up like good goyim.

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      • Alt Right Footsoldier says:

        Just give up and take the black pill goy. Don’t have kids, don’t fight, just give up like a good goyim

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      • Vagina dominator says:

        @tomjones

        “UN predicts there will be 10 billion Arabs in 2150 and 5 thousand white people in 2150.”

        Of course this is your own ironic (((factoid))) but it is entirely of a piece with the propaganda that the Jew N typically produces. They love to get on both sides of any their self-created controversies. Why? Because as the Jew Lenin famously said,

        ‘The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves.’

        On both sides of every issue. The eternal middleman. Either the future is massive overpopulation or it is mass death from global warming. But which is it? Depends who you are talking to.

        As for having lots of Arabs somewhere, well they won’t be in the Middle East. Saudi Arabia has just buy $100 billion of US arms. Why? Not for a garden party. Because they are running out of oil and believe they will need to conquer Qatar or Iran to replace it.

        But it won’t happen like that. They are fools. They don’t realize that the Jews don’t fund wars so as to keep royal families in place. They use wars to *remove* them.

        Once the Saudi economy is utterly destroyed and their local consumption of oil falls back to a war-torn zero, their share of consumption can be sold and consumed internationally. Might keep this game going another ten years.

        What’s the (((UN))) view on that?

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  2. That’s how I dress at work

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  3. Major Styles says:

    I like (don’t like) when the libs go to the Papua New Guinea jungle to “work” with the natives. They promptly introduce them to cameras, cell phones, etc. Thus killing their cultural traditions.

    But then they get to attention-whore the photos to Instagram, which gets massive likes and drives the knife home to their female frenemies who are slaving away a double shift at the Foot Locker.

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  4. LB says:

    Nikki Haley’s brother?

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  5. electricangel says:

    Ha! What a great scene.

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  6. mendo says:

    Papua’s gotta a brand new bag.

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  7. elmertjones says:

    Natty penis sheath,
    attractive seashell necklace,
    winning ensemble.

    [CH: great CH novel first lines

    follow-up line: “the PUA steps out tonight”]

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    • tomjones says:

      So saying, her rash hand in evil hour
      Forth reaching to the Fruit, she pluck’d, she eat:
      Earth felt the wound, and Nature from her seat
      Sighing through all her Works gave signs of woe,
      That all was lost. Back to the Thicket slunk
      The guiltie Serpent, and well might, for Eve
      Intent now wholly on her taste, naught else
      Regarded, such delight till then, as seemd,
      In Fruit she never tasted, whether true
      Or fansied so, through expectation high
      Of knowledg, nor was God-head from her thought.
      Greedily she ingorg’d without restraint,
      And knew not eating Death: Satiate at length,
      And hight’nd as with Wine, jocond and boon,
      Thus to her self she pleasingly began.

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      • mendo says:

        Jonesy, do you get paid by the word or the comment or some combo therein?

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      • tomjones says:

        mendo, you knows the jews are tight-fisted about money. My bosses pay me nothing. kekeke

        [CH: nepotistic jews don’t pay in shekels, they pay in connections. this 100% TRUEFACT btw was why i was so effortlessly able to get under jude apatow’s skin while i was slashing and burning acres of shitlibs on twatter.]

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      • mendo says:

        Per post it is. Got it.

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      • tomjones says:

        [CH: nepotistic jews don’t pay in shekels, they pay in connections. this 100% TRUEFACT btw was why i was so effortlessly able to get under jude apatow’s skin while i was slashing and burning acres of shitlibs on twatter.]

        CH gets it! Right on! The nepotistic jews helped me “connect” my dick to mendo’s mom. that’ why i was so effortlessly able to slide in her tight twat.

        lzozozozoozozozo

        [CH: sloppy]

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      • tomjones says:

        [CH: sloppy]

        Correct! She gives sloppy blowjobs.

        [CH: at least she didn’t have to waste time unwrapping your filleted fingerling.]

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      • mendo says:

        Kikes gonna kike.

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      • Ironsides says:

        A “ur mom lolz” comment, Jonesy? Tsk, tsk.

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      • tomjones says:

        ‘A “ur mom lolz” comment, Jonesy’

        Greg suggested it. He talked about my mom.

        Spread the love.

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    • I look forward to an anthology of Elmer T. Jonez’ poetry and essays. It’d make a great book to read whilst up at the cottage, sitting in an old La-Z Boy armchair, a kerosene lamp going, looking out over the lake.

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    • elmertjones says:

      The Washington Post :
      Penis sheaths at the office?
      Appropriation!

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    • Major7 says:

      The return of elmer!

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  8. […] Alpha Of The Month […]

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  9. ar10308 says:

    Now, wear this on the train home and Manspread like you’ve never spread before…

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  10. Thin-Skinned Masta-Beta says:

    My dear PUA friends,

    This is how you “peacock.”

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  11. Useyourmouth says:

    He looks excited to be there.

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  12. The idiocy of the modern world – the dogma means we have to acquiesce to absorb abstract theories, and deny what’s as plain as the noise on our face – that this gentleman’s culture is unfit for the modern world, and he is intellectually incapable of partaking in the community of nations. But heh, and the globalist twats being forced to pretend this gentleman is their equal.

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    • Cracker says:

      i agree with this. when i first saw this photo earlier on this week i thought it was shameful that he wasn’t expected to wear civilized clothing.

      however, that doesn’t mean he’s any less an alpha for doing whatever the hell he wants. gotta admire the man for that.

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      • Sentient says:

        Rock out with your cock out ..

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      • Ripp says:

        “however, that doesn’t mean he’s any less an alpha for doing whatever the hell he wants. gotta admire the man for that.”

        A 6 yr old boy UN delegate would probably wear a superman costume. And he’d be doing whatever be wants.

        I give no admiration for the Papua New Ni66er and his hooba jooba swamp jockey outfit.

        Just shows how much of wasteful bullshit bureaucracy the U.N. is. As I’m sure this jungle monkey has great input and ideas for the committee and world affairs. pffft.

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      • bolg says:

        @Sentient

        Motorhead really went to shit in their latest years. They should’ve stopped back in 1991. “1916” was their last trully great album.

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    • Ironsides says:

      He probably flew in wearing a leisure suit and a fedora, and only put on that rig to impress the rubes when he actually went to the U.N.. Pure manipulation, though it doesn’t necessarily make him less alpha.

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      • Vagina dominator says:

        Would the world have taken Gandhi seriously in anything other than his Hindoo gear? Or Jobs in his black turtlenecks. It’s all peacocking.

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    • Vagina dominator says:

      Everyone wears a costume. For example, wearing a nicely-tailored grey suit tells the world that you work in some capacity for the Rothschilds. A nice pair of gaberdines and matching shoes and belt and…

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  13. vfm#7634 says:

    The ex-Holy See at his right shoulder, and Tunisia, the top exporter of jihadists in the world per capita, at his left shoulder.

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  14. williamk says:

    The farce of trying to carve the third world into european style nation states on full display.

    If we insist on integrating every inch of the world into the Western world order, then formal colonization is the only honest, dignified way to do it. Our current model is “independent” countries ostensibly run by guys like pic related, while (((they))) strip mine and slave labor the country behind the scenes. Would the assorted 3rd world muds have a better life under colonization? Probably only marginally, but at least it would be honest.

    All told, I’d prefer we just leave these “countries” alone and let them do their hunter gatherer thing in peace.

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  15. Nads says:

    Speaking of the Holy See and New Guinea, I bet there is more than one shrunken head of a Catholic missionary in that dudes ancestral hut.

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  16. itsme says:

    haha

    strangely the first thing i thought of when i saw the photo was the film ‘make them die slowly’

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  17. warriorhun says:

    Small wonder, that man is from West PaPUA New Guinea.

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  18. Tiberius says:

    This is the kind of circus you get when everyone’s opinion is taken seriously. What could this guy possibly add to any discussion that effects the world? “I think we need to sacrifice a boar to appease the wind god to stop climate change.”

    I’ll give him credit, he did wear his nicest cod piece.

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    • Jaakko Raipala says:

      Well, if he made that suggestion it would be way better than the standard UN global warming narrative. I’d rather sacrifice a boar than industrial development.

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    • Ripp says:

      I heard his speech, it went:

      “click clack hooba hooba ra ra smack bubbado doobadooba smigfiry clack”

      Translation = I am sorcery god

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  19. The message is clear ; In this crazy day and age where the left is the establishment, if you are NOT white, you can walk with your dick out and be as phallo-centric as you want, be as patriarchal as you want and be focused on your own race as much as you want…

    emasculating rules only apply to white men.

    humiliating rules only apply to white men.

    genocidal rules only apply to white men.

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    • tomjones says:

      if you feel “oppressed” by this aborigine’s “freedom”, you ought to slit your throat.

      westerners are not “emasculated” because we wear suits and ties. we are not “humiliated” by rules. yes, feminists are crazy but they are doomed (in the long run).

      plenty of white men walk around with their dicks out. nudist colonies, bro.

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    • Major7 says:

      jonesy badger don’t give a shit, he just takes what he wants.

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  20. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  21. plumpjack says:

    “brought my finest g-spot stimulating gourd codpiece. where da white women at?”

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  22. skunk says:

    They’re gonna need to wash that chair.

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  23. ari says:

    Technically, they’ve got a Rockefeller skull in their longhouse. The Catholic missionaries lived among cannibals for decades, uneaten, while Protestants turned into barbecue on a right regular basis.

    Savage Harvest, the book. Michael Rockefeller’s demise speculated on by a member of the tribe. Every New Yorker cartoon about adventurers and cannibals, and a fair splash of cable television conspiracy shows all mashed together and narrated by a Woody Allen clone. Hilarious, unintentionally.

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  24. Truth-hammer says:

    Is his dick-yarmulke made of ivory? If so, I believe that that is illegal in Murica. Endangered species and all that.

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  25. El Hombre says:

    Papua New Guinea? He’s probably from Newark.

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  26. Greg Eliot says:

    Puttin’ the nude in bix nood.

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  27. Bo Jangles says:

    The probably fight over who gets to keep the chair after.

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  28. Omegasaurus Rex says:

    Nah, he’s from PNG. Have worked rigs there quite a bit.
    Mostly the blokes casual wear consists of jandals, shorts, and rugby league jerseys.
    On the job, If you ask the crews for a hand, they’re generally very helpful.
    It you get all “alpha’ on them, you can alpha yourself to death, or at least get real hiding.

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