I’m a sensitive man, and some of my reader’s comments expressing their hurt and frustration with my writings have bothered me. After a bit of sorrowful reflection, I decided to turn my back on the anger and evil in my heart and open myself to a deeper understanding and wisdom.
Here is a video response to my detractors I made to reach across the divide and show I’m a changed man. I hope we can put this unpleasantness behind us and accept love into our lives.
I put a lot of passion into this video so some of the language is strong. Use headphones at work.
Please… I need a moment. 😥
So this is what you look like. Love the shirt.
Too bad I don’t clean…
You’re good, Roissy. But you can’t yet claim to be as…artistically inspired…as jonlajoie.
Hard to find a good quality vid, but great fun from the man who wants to sexualize the world:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4890535583577505426
HA!
“Show me your genitals, your genitals”
And they God-damned better be gloriously unshaved!
when i go to the club, i wait in line, muthafucka
This proves it. Roissy is as average as they come.
Might be funny to the average YouTube viewer, but I think Roissy underestimates the jadedness of his readers.
Everyday Normal Guy was pretty good, but the sequel was great: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs
I believe VK linked this on his blog.
Your flow was mad silly son. Nice work.
p.s I’m making my “show me your gentilas” extra medium T as I type this. I want it so extra medium snug that you can see my belly button and I’ll probably get a yeast infection under my armpits…. wait what
Wan Chu’s Wife In Bed
Richard Jones
Wan Chu, my adoring husband,
has returned from another trip
selling trinkets in the provinces.
He pulls off his lavender shirt
as I lie naked in our bed,
waiting for him. He tells me
I am the only woman he’ll ever love.
He may wander from one side of China
to the other, but his heart
will always stay with me.
His face glows in the lamplight
with the sincerity of a boy
when I lower the satin sheet
to let him see my breasts.
Outside, it begins to rain
on the cherry trees
he planted with our son,
and when he enters me with a sigh,
the storm begins in earnest,
shaking our little house.
Afterwards, I stroke his back
until he falls asleep.
I’d love to stay awake all night
listening to the rain,
but I should sleep, too.
Tomorrow Wan Chu will be
a hundred miles away
and I will be awake all night
in the arms of Wang Chen,
the tailor from Ming Pao,
the tiny village down the river.
Might be funny to the average YouTube viewer, but I think Roissy underestimates the jadedness of his readers.
right on.
[ jaded roissy regular ]
what is it with this stuff? this guy… flight of the conchords… ‘dos spanish flies’ on last comic standing…
ok, they’re clever, but do they ever seriously elicit anything beyond half a smirk and a comment along the lines of ‘now that is somewhat clever’?
i can’t imagine this stuff producing actual laughter, much less pecuniary rewards for the artist.
[ / jaded roissy regular ]
Random Poetry
Nominated for saddest post ever.
…when what you really wanted to say was this:
12 Anon.
Yes, but it had a surprise ending. More a chick poem.
I don’t know man… I would have went with a different shirt
Seen at work today:
Guy with T-shirt with picture of squirrel on it. Underneath squirrel:
“I WANT TO PUT MY NUTS
IN YOUR MOUTH.”
At work.
Great video. I had heard you were good looking and this only validates those rumors.
my favorite parts:
the camera zoom on the old honda hubcaps at 0:36
his breakdancing at 1:50.
“I can’t put my fist in your childhood dreams”
LMFAO