Tragically comic story coming out of Orlando. Noor AkbarMySnatchbar Salman, wife of murderous Muslim Omar Mateen (son of Afghan immigrants who is now the post-mortem proud jihadi owner of the worst mass shooting in American history), texted him during his rampaging massacre of a club full of gay latinos to remind him that she loved him. To death? And apparently she texted him her love after she was aware he was in the middle of a killing spree.
The Orlando shooter and his wife exchanged text messages during the Pulse nightclub rampage, a law enforcement official briefed on the investigation told CNN.
Around 4 a.m. on June 12, about two hours after he started the attack and while holed up in a bathroom, Omar Mateen texted his wife, Noor Salman, asking if she’d seen the news, the official said.
At one point, she responded with a text saying that she loved him. Salman also tried calling her husband several times during the standoff, a second law enforcement official said.
The timing of her calls came after reports of the attack had emerged, and apparently after she realized her husband might be responsible. He didn’t answer, the official said.
LOL
Noor: I love you Omaaaar!! ❤️😍
Omar: *crickets* *reloads*
Skittles Man, you may have been bested in the aloof and indifferent alpha male jerkboy sweepstakes. Having a girl lovingly swoon for you while you’re mowing down fifty gays is the kind of hold over a woman that few men achieve.
Who doubts that Omar would have drowned in marriage proposals from prime fertility cuties if he had survived to see time in the slammer? Anyone? You sir, in the back? No? Ok then.
REVOKE THE WOMEN’S VOTE
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Sort of on topic. Last night I re watched the first reimagining of Dr Who starring Christopher Eccleston and, intentionally or not, he plays it totally alpha jerkboy. He even AMOGS Rose’s black boyfriend. Billie Piper as Rose also does a very convincing job, again intentionally or not, of playing the role of the prime fertility hottie feeling the tingle and swooning for the exciting alpha. Eccleston plays it with a smooth comedic insouciance and gives Piper’s ageing deluded hamstering mother an amusing brush off. I recommend viewing the first series again if you haven’t lately. It made me wonder if Chris Eccleston or series writer Russell Davis might be a Chateau reader.
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I just looked up Billie Piper’s wiki, and she had two kids with a fellow named Laurence Fox. But here’s the weird thing – apparently Laurence Fox’s mother’s maiden name was Mary Elizabeth Piper.
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That is strange. Laurence Fox is the son of James Fox who, as well as his brother Edward, are suspected to be the illegitimate sons of British Royalty. Some deep rabbit holes maybe?
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i bet he is banging those 72 virgins in paradise right about now.
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or he is in hell being “barebacked” by 72 blue eyed infidel gay men.
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No chance. God bless any man who sends 50 boy-raping s0domites to their final rest.
Muslims: Doing the jobs Christian Americans just won’t do.
Je suis Omar Mateen.
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10x the reward since he did it during ramadan. 720 virgins. Coolidge effect, don’t fail me now.
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Oh vey! Very demoralizing. Kinda puts the kaibosh on going the good beta route of attending college, getting your degree, being a law abiding citizen, and then hoping some marginally attractive broad with an N count of less than a basketball team will bestow upon me the honor of being her beta bucks!
Well, pardon the mellow dramatics but the end of western civilization can’t come soon enough.
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Well, pardon the mellow dramatics but the end of western civilization can’t come soon enough.
Indeed. I am a political nihilist like you. There’s no fixing this shitshow. We should be actively working toward the destruction of it.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
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Every time I read her name; ” Salman”
I think ; ” Soul-less-woman”
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AkbarMySnatchbar
Missed this the first time….damn, that’s too beautiful!
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Snatchzooli, the Poonificent, Receiver of the Faceful
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Truth be told she’s a bit of a hottie and loyal to her badboy jihadi to the extreme. Bares him a son. Solid 7.5. WOULD BANG!
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5.5 to 6
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If you had just said 5.56 it would have been funny.
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Yeah, but, after Orlando, WTF would have a chance with her?
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So is this guy “Busy Shooting Man”?
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Nah he’s “Can’t talk now hon, I’m MAGA” man
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If he was beta, she’d ‘a’ told him to stop it, stoppit right now dammit! Or it’s .. Over.
Didn’t even cross her tiny mind ..
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I think you’re off on this one CH. A more likely scenario: He’s gay, she knows it, she rubs his face in it and shames him to act. “You bring shame to the family. To your gay-hating father, to your son. Be a man. Bring honor to your family.”
I love you was encouragement to keep going.
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There may be something to that.
Regardless of the preferences of our homie Omar – or whether or not his SB5 butterface sweetie knew about it – his ideology, erm, religion, would have commanded him to act like he did.
Ditto his family, tradition and likely all of his friends, cousins, etc.
Call it ‘Afghanistan Nice’.
Birthplace, in this case, irrelevant.
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Psychologist who tested Mateen for security job did same for another killer http://www.staradvertiser.com/breaking-news/psychologist-who-tested-mateen-for-security-job-did-same-for-another-killer/
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Carol Nudelman, who had an office on Red Road in South Miami, administered the tests that determined Mateen was “mentally and emotionally stable,” according to an application for a Class G firearms license released Wednesday by the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services… Nudelman years ago also had administered a psychological test to Paul David Ahern, another guard at security company G4S, then known as The Wackenhut Co. Ahern killed two people and wounded two others in 1998 at his condominium community in Kendall. He is serving a life sentence.
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Drs. Carol Nudelman Blumberg and Morton Blumberg
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“REVOKE THE WOMEN’S VOTE”
Vote? Hell, we should have never taught them to read.
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This is true, even in light of the fact that he was apparently a dick smoker.
I guess in Muslim culture, even the fags are Alpha.
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That’s Afagistan folk for ya!
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pretty much.
an alpha white huy is basically a paper alpha by playing bad boy
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She’s on the run with all his money. Our FBI tax dollars at work.
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“son of Afghan immigrants who is now the post-mortem proud jihadi owner of the [greatest] mass shooting in American history”
Had to fix that for you, my man. To paraphrase a lawyer joke:
What do you call 50 proud s0domites annihilated at a nightclub?
A good start.
Je suis Omar Mateen.
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Regarding women that like imprisoned killers: He has killed and lives and laughs. You who obey society’s rules can’t even make him pay with his life. Weak. Bring back the death sentence.
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I suspect it is more of a muslim trait than it is a woman’s trait to go along with terror plans.
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Women: turning men back into primitive overviolent apes, one fucking at a time.
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