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The UMB (Urban Millennial Bitterbitch) wants you to know she’s a tankgrrl rolling over your male privilege and patriarchal assumptions.

Don’t they know it’s different for men?

Best advice CH could give women like her: Get off this:

Related: Sexual consent is implicit in the marriage contract.

68 Responses to “Battle Cry Of The Urban Millennial Bitterbitch: “Dick Is Abundant And Low Value””

  1. oink says:

    water is abundant and low value

    air is abundant and low value

    oink

    • chi-town says:

      Hence value is based on a multiplier of scarcity, not just high utility.

    • earl says:

      It’s called projection…but like every projection they twist around and blame something on the outside when they are actually referring to themselves.

    • King says:

      The Dollar Menu is abundant and of low value. Dot dot dot … For the first time in history, the poor are obese.

      Self-discipline is scarce and of high value. Humility, chastity, virtue are gems in this age of desiccated souls.

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=proverbs+31&version=RSVCE

      Her absence of virtue creates the vision of an artificial abundance of dick in her damaged psychology. Meanwhile, her behavior has destroyed the traditional, artificial scarcity of pussy and put her own reproductive organs on the Dollar Menu.

      And she complains about being degraded.

      Matt

  2. Ohiomega says:

    I would ride the carousel if I were a chick. Sex is good in and of itself.

    [CH: yes. but sex isn’t as valuable a commodity to women as it is to men. women, normal women at any rate, want more than sex.]

  3. notalifeguard says:

    On a macro perspective it’s abundant and low value. But in reality that ‘D’ comes connected to man and certain men are clearly NOT abundant and NOT low value. Which by deduction makes her argument mute and incorrect.

    Off topic but CH I think MSN has been reading your site:

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/12-scientifically-proven-ways-to-make-yourself-more-attractive-to-the-opposite-sex/ss-BBjhvfH#image=1

  4. […] Battle Cry Of The Urban Millennial Bitterbitch: “Dick Is Abundant And Low Value” […]

  5. Leg-o-lot says:

    What the hell is that thing? It looks like a debauched elf.

    • mkkby says:

      Yeah, that is one UGLY beast.

      The thing I don’t understand is, why do women cluelessly not understand that the reason they get pumped and dumped is — they are useless as relationship partners. They think that corporate job, or that college degree makes them attractive to men. But none of them are fun friends (for other than sex), trustworthy, or have cooking/domestic skills. So after a few fucks they become more annoying than they’re worth. Later!

  6. pulsotic says:

    I’m dying laughing here, CH. Thanks, I needed some sanity today.

  7. x13 says:

    she looks 40 years old, that’s her real age, right?

  8. TRr says:

    Is it just me or do white (especially blonde) girls have the highest beauty peaks, but age the worst?

    Asians by contrast are never usually get that pretty but their looks age way better? here’s a pic of an asian woman in her mid-60’s.

    http://imgur.com/025ab4q

  9. mendozatorres says:

    UMB is priceless!

    • Hosswire says:

      Wow. This chick is broken in so many irreparable ways.

      It is tempting to mercifully avert our eyes from such a crippled & deformed

      But she is is trying so hard to infect others with her brokenness.

      So she must be shunned & shamed to let normal women know that following her path harms their social standing.

      • blart says:

        “she is is trying so hard to infect others with her brokenness

        So she must be shunned & shamed to let normal women know that following her path harms their social standing.”

        exactly.

        people can’t ignore that fact. it’s one thing to make yourself miserable but trying to recruit others to your way of life so you don’t have to be in misery alone is evil. i have no sympathy whatsoever for people who do that kind of thing.

    • Sean Fielding says:

      Is it possible she’s been in satire mode for years?

      • Sentient says:

        Hmmmm…. she does claim to be a Yale Divinity grad…

      • Sean Fielding says:

        Thanks – I’d forgotten that one. I’m almost convinced.

        Interesting that, as a reforming beta, my initial response to her was more pity than scorn. Ditto for many in the Chateau. Trust your instincts, they say.

    • Scanman says:

      Lolz from the article: “As a hot-blooded American woman, I expect corporations [read: MEN] to create products for all my needs and neuroses [but of course you do, dear] and am appalled by the dearth of products in the slut category. [but of course you are, dear] Below are my product pitches for a safe and sexy slut season.”

      The gravy train these thankless children have been riding for the last 50 years is coming to an end within the next 20. I hope I live to see it.

  10. eric says:

    I don’t understand how some girls aren’t self aware of how they look, if you’re not a 8+, you shouldn’t be bashing “low value dick”. She’s ugly as fuck yet has a delusional entitlement.. are many ugly-average girls like this?

    • Benny Hill says:

      They aren’t really aware of how other women look either.

      They always saying “my friends are attractive and funny and…” but you look at their friend’s picture and they are not attractive at all.

      Many women I’ve known have ask me if I think Hillary Clinton is attractive. lol

    • blart says:

      it’s because women are now growing up hearing everyone tell them are beautiful perfect princesses no matter what they look like and no matter how they behave.

      i’ve for sure had some issues with the way my mother did things growing up and i used to sympathize when my sister would complain about how critical she was of her.

      but now i know that she was actually doing her a huge favor. she told my sister to stop eating so much when she started getting chubby, she called her out on her rude bitchy behavior. she told her when she was dressed badly and needed to fix her hair.

      my sister used to say our mom hurt her self esteem by doing all that and even went on and on about it when she was in therapy for awhile.

      but you know what? my sister has grown up to be a pretty great lady. she takes care of herself, stays slim, she’s well-mannered, and has locked down a good guy.

      my mom was doing her job. the way a parent should. and i know my sister is grateful for that now even if she won’t admit it.

  11. Anonymous says:

    So bitter, so outspoken and so young … Irredeemable. How will be fill the need for so many cats when Millenials hit the wall in another few years?

    • The Spirit Within says:

      Thousands of hours of Tony Robbins videos *might* fix a few of them.

      As Stuart Smalley, Al Franken was way ahead of his time.

  12. eric says:

    I found this on AaronSleazyblogspot
    “Not wanting to make an effort and still expecting attention and admiration, though, is yet another example of what has been termed the solipsism of the female mind” I answered my own question,

    Female solipsism, hamster= Urban Millenial Bitterbitch

  13. Greg Eliot says:

    On a side note, there’s a local fellow quite clever in the art of carving with a chainsaw.

    I’m going to see if he can fashion me one of those carousel figures for my front yard… t-h-w-a-c-k’s been grumbling lately about holding the lantern.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Jesus Christ that meme made me laugh

  15. Ripp says:

    Here’s our girl:

    A post about how there should be more products to support women who want to be sluts:

    http://www.xojane.com/fun/five-products-we-need-invented-to-get-our-slut-on-properly-a-guide-for-new-product-developers

    Classy.

  16. it’s almost hard to believe that this chick isnt even 30 yet. but the bitterness belies the fact that she’s hit the wall & cannot snag a high value male

    • The Spirit Within says:

      She also hates her mother. Her problems began waaaayyy before she started searching for alphas.

  17. Greg Eliot says:

    That real-life cock carousel keeps getting funnier with each viewing.

    The artist that fashioned that needs to be awarded something.

  18. Sentient says:

    her idea of game…

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEgz7YkWgAEg6EF.png:large

    as suspected…

  19. […] The UMB (Urban Millennial Bitterbitch) wants you to know she’s a tankgrrl rolling over your male privilege and patriarchal assumptions. Don’t they know it’s different for men?  […]

  20. Anonymous says:

    doesn’t the fact she’s bitching about it imply that she’s “kinda off” the carousel?

  21. Mario says:

    Cant make this up

    the cat carousel right behind the c0ck
    and white horse with no prince on it

  22. C H Ingoldby says:

    Dick might be abundant and low value, but commitment and stability is rare and valuable

  23. Foetida Culus says:

    That female creature, Anala, looks to me to have had a badly broken childhood lwith daddy’s dick included, and now she is hitting the wall prematurely due to excessive boozing, doping and cum gargling.

    Does anybody know if she’s reacted to these two articles here on CH?

  24. Escape Velocity Party says:

    I read some of blog and was impressed with her writing. First off she is very petite and kinda cute to me. She also claims to have never experienced an orgasm in her entire life. From what I gather she was brought up by religiously conservative parents who no doubt look down on they’re daughters promiscuity. Is she is fucking so many men to get back at her parent’s? If so…her parent’s won!

  25. no says:

    If somebody is actually hitting that then both of their standards are low value. So low value all around which has pretty much been stated by CH.

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