Gab is the gom jabbar of free speech — the gab jabbar. The metacyanide-tipped needle is placed against the neck of the fresh-faced Facebook refugee while being instructed to read ‘nigger’ and ‘kike’ in the pain induction timeline.
Those who flinch and beg for moderation are immediately dispatched as the needle plunges and delivers its poison. Those whose awareness of their humanity exceeds their animal instincts are released from the gab jabbar and permitted to continue on their path to pure Enwhitenment, aka the Kwisatz Hitlerach.
