Reader Jim gives a short field report testifying to the Power of Jerkboy.
Off-topic: A girl I’m seeing on the side just texted me “You have me so wet right now. How is that possible when you’re making fun of me?”
I keep waiting for CH to be proven wrong about something… but it hasn’t happened yet. Girls love jerks.
They sure do. Smartasses. Jerks. Even assholes. Girls love ’em, and the niceguys can only watch in despair from the sidelines (or until said girls reach post-nubility age and suddenly become available to them. heh).
In all the time this ‘umble abode has been running there hasn’t been a single field report come in over the wire that delivered news of Boring Beta Politeness lubing the limbic of a sassy lassie. I’m sure it happens…somewhere…sometime…but it’s a rare event, like an eclipse. You perk up and take notice when you hear of it.
Everything you need to know about women is revealed in their romantic fantasies. Ol’ Reliable and Ol’ Dependable are always MIA from women’s erotic steamscapes. When was the last time you heard of a girl fantasizing about a proper beta pulling a chair out for her? Or paying for her drinks? The absence is telling.
What’s interesting about the jerk is that he has a take-no-prisoners attitude. What I mean by that is that, mercy is not part of his vocabulary. If you will, a sort of Genghis Khan attitude.
The great Khan had a saying: We passed over three times, once, twice, thrice. Each time destroying it further. The third time our horses [small, steppe-type ponies] didn’t trip on a single stone. Essentially, this is what females want. Genghis Khan coming after them with a bandanna on his forehead, his hand on his crotch, and an appreciative leer on his face.
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I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet. You’re not sure where he’s coming from. Okay? You’re a bad man.
[CH: always time for a swingers ref. it’s a thrill to be fucked by a predator. it’s an embarrassment to be fucked by prey.]
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Two separate CH posts about my comments in under a week? I am honored.
And, to further prove your point, there were no CH posts about me back in my beta days.
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Game is the gift that keeps on giving.
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A full poon-ar eclipse
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[…] Dispatches From The Jerkboy Field […]
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Seems there are a lot of different ways to frame “jerkboy” behavior.
The one example I gleaned from this site is the rule that “contrast is king”. Or basically, not giving them what they want.
Since discovering game, the hard part for me has been fashioning it to my demeanor/style/general outlook in life. I look back at my early days of game and laugh at what were essentially accidental victories. I over gamed ALL the time, but the few times that it worked out kept me coming back for more.
[CH: the shortest and most pithy definition of jerkboy is “outcome independent”. you don’t care if she stays or goes, and that attitude gives you freedom and power over the pussy.]
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not caring if she stays or goes can get produce death threats and attempted murder sometimes if u really don’t care maybe pretend you do
let em down easy
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And don’t forget stalking or showing up at places you go begging to be taken back; in other words, stop dipping your junk in crazy. It’s not healthy, even if fun.
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i don’t think reactions are reserved for crazy girls. plenty of sane girls lose it when they are heartbroken by a man they really value.
i suspect it’s mostly about the depth of their feelings for you and how you handle the breakup.
i’ve known some girls who went nuts when dumped by people they really loved but then were perfectly calm and normal with other breakups.
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Excerpts from a text exchange in the fallout of an, er, eventful weekend with a hb8.
Me: You were done on Saturday. Now you’re done
She: You are aware that you are a jerk right? Yes i am done-sigh.
Me: You’re boring me now
She: I was bored when you were playing hide and seek with your sunglasses! Lmao
Me: You loved it
She: Nope. It was the estrogen talking later on.
This chick lost it and would not relent. She may have been the biggest ball busting shit tester I’ve ever met. I would blow her off and she would freak out, sending text after text calling me “jerk”, “insensitive”, “sociopath”… I called her “princess” and “little girl”.
Hell hath no fury heh heh.
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Women have lately penned plenty of lamentations about the darth of perfect gentlemen in the dating market, where jerks send them short texts, don’t buy them dinner, and who only want them for sex. You’d almost think they pined for the nice guy, but as usual, watch what they do, not what they say.
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It’s supermarket shopping. They know healthy greens are good for you and fruits etc but they can’t resist the “evil” item…they know they shouldn’t have.
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being a nice guy is fine as long as you’re the nice guy WITH OPTIONS. speak softly but carry a big dick, kinda thing.
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I find it funny that women complain about being used only for sex, yet they never do anything to make themselves valuable for anything else. Not one in 10 can make interesting conversation, be fun outside the bedroom, be a good/loyal friend, cook a meal, etc…
As a youngster, I was never the fuck/forget type. But now I agree that they are useless for anything but sex.
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Tell a girl about the times you’ve cheated in business or stolen things. Watch the tingles happen
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I’ll remember that. Kinds of reminds me of Law #46–never appear to perfect.
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I’d say law 46 as it applies to women is more like admitting to a small, ideally absurd, phobia/insecurity. Something like yelling at a woman for not folding your shirts properly because your drill seargant smoked you for doing it wrong. Something small, overblown, and eccentric.
But advertising your willingness to cheat and steal to a woman goes deeper, shows you’re not above ruthlessness and sociopathic behavior.
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Or get into places you shouldn’t…like a private party or club
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Texting a Tinder girl today and I tell her I’m married. Her response? “Don’t get me wrong, if you were my husband I’d hate you. You made a vow, you know? But it is SO FUCKING HOT that you’re going to fuck me behind your wife’s back.”
Girls are evil, man. Lol.
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better yet, get her to cheat or steal FOR you.
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Thats pro game. See Manson
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“smartasses. jerks. even assholes”
funny shit
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In the kitchen in work with a solid 8.
Her Cunt of a boss is standing blocking the sink..I rip into her jokingly but they both take me seriously
“Move!”
Shocked at my outburst she moves out of the way.
The 8 is looking at me in an OMG! Way.
Cunt leaves and the 8 sidles up to me gushing
‘So any plans for the weekend’
Try it..once you know you will not get fired.
Works every time.
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Also a server or bar tender ..or coworker..store assistant ….someone who brings you something etc
Talk to her like she is a slave ..be condescending and obvious
If she plays along she will slam the item down in front of you…then you give her a jerk grin
She’ll be burning inside
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And if you look in her eyes and her eyes are burning…grab her wrists and move in for a kiss
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Be careful crapping where you work, unless you don’t care where you work.
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More swingers game… Hurry back with my drink and this 50 cent piece could be yours. I’m counting!
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OT: CH, seems like Stephen Miller gave today’s WH briefing, or at least some part of it.
Here he is sparring with that scum, Acosta:
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I miss the Mooch. Funny as hell that guy.
That BBC reporter when he turns the tables and asks her the questions …priceless.
That WH press corps sitting there..never seen such a miserable pathetic group.
I’d love Trump to have Hannity or O’Reilly or Coulter or even Alex Jones as the Press Secretary.
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yea wtf man I guess I shouldn’t of said I liked him
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Essentially calling Jim Acosta an out of touch, elitist racist was a stroke of genius.
Jim seems to think that every illegal comes here and gets a green card and maybe bothers to learn English. If that’s true, why are we being assaulted with story after weepy story in the press about an illegal with four kids who’s getting deported after being here for 16 years, or interviews with deportees on the ICE Air flights who can’t speak English?
It’s like these people cannot conceive of a world where other people can and will take advantage of their kindness. Is it ignorance? Why are some people so damn bad at perceiving danger?
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Essentially calling Jim Acosta an out of touch, elitist racist was a stroke of genius.
It was masterful.
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They can’t see danger because they’ve led a very safe and sheltered life.
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Underdeveloped amygdalas.
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It’s what happens when you drink the kool-aid; don’t actually live around any non-white people and can’t be bothered to do any actual research.
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If Trump brings in Alex Jones to be press sec I am staying up late and recording every press conference. That would be EPIC.
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“EPIC”
Sure it wouldn’t be “Rad” or “Killer” or “Legend”?
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Trump did alex jones show. Its amazing.
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What we need is an empty CH-47 parked outside to give a free ride to Jim there and perhaps some others in the room who think the (((Emma Lazarus))) poem is our new Constitution.
Don’t mess with Hueys or Blackhawks. We need passenger capacity here.
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yea i’m too nice I get em on the periods
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or like today heard this chick I knows sister screaming asshole while I was driving away
wanted to come with us and drop some shit at junkyard and I’m not about to transport prob stolen shit or take her on errands
chick was like I tried to tell her you don’t even do errands and shit for me
so the sis been perculating whole time I been talking to this chick and whole time I ignore the wants to come with us
so the hamster can percolate into the screaming at the world phase of not being able to find a good enough excuse to go
he he he
been year an half of shadow fucking with her
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I guess one day she will prob rape me rofl
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so yea my bitch talking bout some program for 4 to 6 months and 2 year probation might as well hand her death sentence the judges aint caught up with the 50k dead people yet
funny liberals against death sentence but now handing them out like they candy making money off it and saying shit like I’m trying to save your life for the feels for themselves
even though its total bullshit
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if I tell the judge he handed her death sentence with the probation and she dies whats my options
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or can someone explain why they hand out probation
?
just to completely own people and laugh at them
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guess should get her some life insurance so can hire lawyer to sue after she gone
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u a soldier or a pussy?
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u gonna sue after she dead?
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sue?
u4 reel, boi?
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what else me die too shit
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like I said other options to that maybe jesse Jackson she half black supposedly
maybe a pardon
how much would that cost shit like that
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she prob wont die but if does no bitch really close to me has died just the ones I wouldn’t date
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well actually ex and ex ex both have technically died but they came back to life
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y u?
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an army of 1
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he he he
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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A plate said to me recently:
“Men are pretty easy to control. So why aren’t you? Fucker.”
Here’s another important fact: when you ocassionally beta backslide (we all have that moment where you ocassionally show her a glimpse of humanity only to have it thrown back in your face) you’ll start to get pretty good at knowing exactly which of your behaviours – verbal or non-verbal – caused it.
Sometimes you’ll even do it for fun.
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I’ve heard the ‘not easy to control’ part quite a few times myself…….:)
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just heard I get bored with woman
ex ex said I got adhd on paying attention to woman
then said with everything but comp
guess why she broke last one
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The pulling the chair stuff…You know even that works in the favor of the jerk. It is not appreciated when it comes from a “Beta”. A girl will only find it controlling and overreaching. But if it’s from a “jerk”, then she will adore it. Of course, rarity is the key. But if you have already proven to be a jerk and not caring about what she thinks of you, when you pull that chair, (maybe I’ve done that 2 or 3 times in my whole life), you clearly are doing it by choice, on your own accord and for your own reasons. It’s not submission, it’s being so much a jerk that you show her you could be nice, you just choose not to be.
That’s the same difference that exists between strength and weakness. When you are strong you have options. You do things because you choose to do so, even if it’s deciding to be a gentleman like in an old 1950s movie before going to bed play. If you are weak, you have no choice. Hence you are not a nice guy, you are just acting nice as a survival mechanism. You just have no choice to do otherwise. And beta are, by definition, always “nice”. There’s no meat to chew in their stew.
My 2 cents anyway. Love the blog.
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