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Acceptable Halloween Couples Costume

Oct 31st, 2010 by CH


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64 Responses to “Acceptable Halloween Couples Costume”

  1. Rarfy says:
    10/31/2010 at 3:00 PM

    For men, the more half-assed the costume the better.

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  2. Thor says:
    10/31/2010 at 3:00 PM

    Works best if the woman is cherry?

    Thor

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  3. Roosh says:
    10/31/2010 at 3:42 PM

    At what age for a single man is dressing up for Halloween a beta act? Last night I saw some older dudes dressed up but without women. It looked sad.

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  4. French Connection says:
    10/31/2010 at 3:45 PM

    I bought a cheap white t-shirt and black marker pen, and wrote ‘drunk asshole’ on the t-shirt. Never had so much success before.

    On topic, some friends of mine (couple) had costumes where the guy had a big key sticking out of his shirt, and the girl a keyhole. It was pimp.

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  5. Tim says:
    10/31/2010 at 3:55 PM

    I keep my hair short like that guy; plus he’s got a cool jacket. His gf has the same face as him. They probably say a lot of ironical things back and forth to one another. I imagine their relationship is blank slate equalist. Household duties are shared 50/50. No sex life, but witty banter across the breakfast table. Lots of art house indie flics; probably have friends who are documentary film-makers.

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  6. Mr. Happy's Conscious says:
    10/31/2010 at 4:00 PM

    I just can’t get into couples costumes.

    Reply
  7. Gorbachev says:
    10/31/2010 at 4:21 PM

    WakaWaka

    Reply
  8. Grateful Borderline Beta says:
    10/31/2010 at 5:29 PM

    Sorry for OT, but I gotta thank you Roissy for learning me some women. With only a handful of principles culled from your site and of course my preternatural prowess at air guitar I am just killing, brother. Relatively speaking.

    -”Everything she does is cute” is just a killer concept.

    -Not looking at a chick when talking to her works well too.

    -Knowing the concept of a shit test and how to respond to it has made my life a hell of a lot easier.

    Thanks dude, all the best.

    Reply
  9. Vincent Ignatius says:
    10/31/2010 at 5:42 PM

    You can tell by the looks on their faces and the body language that he’s in control of the relationship. The universe is as it should be.

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  10. Phantom Lord says:
    10/31/2010 at 5:49 PM

    He may be in control, but I’m not sure if that’s a whole to be proud of. Is this a Halloween costume or just a couple who enjoys games?

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  11. brightstormyday says:
    10/31/2010 at 6:15 PM

    Classy.

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  12. Flip says:
    10/31/2010 at 6:22 PM

    He can go as a brick layer and she can go as a brick.

    Reply
  13. Mike Litoris says:
    10/31/2010 at 7:54 PM

    Kermit and Miss Piggy, nice.

    Reply
  14. dragnet says:
    10/31/2010 at 8:02 PM

    “You can tell by the looks on their faces and the body language that he’s in control of the relationship.”

    I thought the exact same thing. He clearly runs shit.

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  15. Queen Sara the Great says:
    10/31/2010 at 8:30 PM

    “I thought the exact same thing. He clearly runs shit.”

    Yeah, like it was his idea to wear the stupid “costume” in the first place.

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  16. Eumaios says:
    10/31/2010 at 9:09 PM

    Some uppity queen: “Yeah, like it was his idea to wear the stupid “costume” in the first place.”

    Sometimes the wenches have good ideas. When they do, you occasionally indulge them.

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  17. Anon says:
    10/31/2010 at 9:14 PM

    And I thought that for Halloween Roissy would have a piece about Christine O”Donnell’s escapades in her ladybug costume with the pitiful beta a few years ago….

    Reply
  18. Nutz says:
    10/31/2010 at 9:29 PM

    I liked it. It appeals to my inner geek and also, tits.

    Reply
  19. PA says:
    10/31/2010 at 10:13 PM

    Alpha of the month submission: Kody Brown

    http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/sister-wives/

    The guy has four wives, sixteen kids with them… and he’s a really cool dude.

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  20. Wow says:
    10/31/2010 at 10:56 PM

    Mohammed has become the most popular name for newborn boys in Britain.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324194/Mohammed-popular-baby-boys-ahead-Jack-Harry.html#ixzz13znUa5Fc

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  21. Steyny says:
    10/31/2010 at 10:57 PM

    hahaa…the pacman is cuming…

    Reply
  22. Leveraged says:
    10/31/2010 at 11:03 PM

    Friend went as a horse, his date went as a cowgirl. I thought that was pretty credited.

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  23. Ronin says:
    11/01/2010 at 12:30 AM

    @Thor
    “Works best if the woman is cherry?”

    That cherry popped couple a presidential adminstrations ago. Holloween= Big legged slutty nurses everywhere.

    Reply
  24. el chief says:
    11/01/2010 at 12:31 AM

    small world. she is a friend of a friend.

    Reply
  25. Redpill says:
    11/01/2010 at 1:22 AM

    Acceptable Couples COstumes

    *Ike and TIna
    *Adolf and Eva
    *OJ and NIcole

    Reply
  26. Harmonica says:
    11/01/2010 at 1:24 AM

    The only thing wrong with this picture is that the bitch is ugly. Dude, trade up for a new model.

    Reply
  27. nycbachelor says:
    11/01/2010 at 2:02 AM

    [quote]At what age for a single man is dressing up for Halloween a beta act? Last night I saw some older dudes dressed up but without women. It looked sad.[/quote]

    I think it depends completely on both the guy and the costume selection. I saw some older looking gentleman who pulled off the “Heffner” and Older Aristrocrat look like well last night. I also saw an old loney fat ghost buster sitting by his lonesome- quite sad.

    A 70-80 year old could pull off a mad scientist, aristrocrat, of other alpha costume if the carried themselves right.

    The question is though- why can some pull it off and others not?

    I think what defeats most older dudes is the that they’ve been defeated in the congitive realm- they see themselves as losers and consequently their body language and attitude displays the affect of a loser- and their subsequent costume selection is made within this subconscious context- so its no suprise that he picks a costume that makes him look like a loser….so the onlookers of the world see him, quite accurately, as a loser. (a viscivious feedback loop to be sure).

    In reality- age can be mititgated, to a large extent, by attitude. An older gentleman who carries himself like the Dos Equis “most interesting man in the world”, and has the DHV stories to back it up, will, in many venues, control the frame of the entire room.

    Appearing Dominant, sexually attractive, and Alpha in your older years is going to be depermined by your ability to:

    1. Select the correct Venue- one where verbal game dominates over “hot body/dancing game” You need to make your wealth/intelligence and intersting expirences the center of attention while the young bucks stand idly by unable to match you in the cognetive/expirence realm while simultaneously being unable to change the name of the game to their strength the show off the bodies/moves that their particular mating tactic relies upon (Brazllian/Jersey Shore Game)

    2. Be the said Higher value male- having a lifetimes worth of wealth of knowledge, wealth, DHV stories, and abiliy to dominate a social scene will all you to appear (and be) the sexually desirable alpha in that social screen- you’re amazing to everyone who speaks to you.

    3. Select an alpha costume. Betas in general look pathetric. Weak, beaten down, and at the mercy of more powerful forces. When you add the affects of age to this- a beta costume becomes an even more of a kiss of death- percieved weakness of health combines with percieved weakness of status = fail. You will look pathetic if this comes to pass.

    Instead, an older alpha costume needs to take advantage of the common association between age and power (and possibly criminality if you want to take the badboy element up a notch). Dressing up as Julius Casesar, A Mafia Don, a Fromer US president, a Medieval King are all examples of roles older men can pick that take advantage of the higher age=more power dynamic to protray themselves as signifcantly more alpha then younger surrounding males and hence better targets for the fleshy meat pies that need injections of hot cream filling.

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  28. nycbachelor says:
    11/01/2010 at 2:03 AM

    Side note- how do you get quotes to work on wordpress comments?

    Reply
  29. Cauthon says:
    11/01/2010 at 2:32 AM

    @French Connection

    [em]I bought a cheap white t-shirt and black marker pen, and wrote ‘drunk asshole’ on the t-shirt.[/em]

    Nice one. I might have to steal that for next year. Except wear the t-shirt underneath a nice casual suit. Contrast game.

    Reply
  30. maurıce says:
    11/01/2010 at 2:34 AM

    Does he make a big swallowing sound if he gets the cherry? Doesn’t seem worth it.

    Reply
  31. Gunslingergregi says:
    11/01/2010 at 3:56 AM

    ”””’depermined””’

    yay I caught spelling error.

    Although this isn’t the first.

    I let others slide.

    What is going on with the past perfect spelling?

    Reply
  32. greenlander says:
    11/01/2010 at 3:56 AM

    What’s the point of being the alpha in a relationship if the girl you’re with looks like she got run over by a freight train?

    Reply
  33. Gunslingergregi says:
    11/01/2010 at 3:59 AM

    ”””Cauthon
    @French Connection

    [em]I bought a cheap white t-shirt and black marker pen, and wrote ‘drunk asshole’ on the t-shirt.[/em]

    Nice one. I might have to steal that for next year. Except wear the t-shirt underneath a nice casual suit. Contrast game.””””’

    I’m gonna copy that for everyday attire.

    Reply
  34. anonymouses anonymous says:
    11/01/2010 at 8:11 AM

    One year, at Caesar’s Palace, I dressed as Caesar Augustus. The now-ex bitch was supposed to dress as Cleopatra.

    She drunkenly screwed up and looked like train wreck. I switched up to be Trojan Man and went alone. I handed out trojans.

    I won the contest and got a free night. When I got back to the room, she bitched non-stop. I spent the rest of the night winning at the craps table.

    Reply
  35. Gunslingergregi says:
    11/01/2010 at 8:54 AM

    http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/crime/s/1353148_facebook_troll_jailed_after_targeting_jade_goody_tribute_page?rss=yes

    Jail time for being internet troll in england.

    Reply
  36. Gunslingergregi says:
    11/01/2010 at 8:55 AM

    ”””””She said although sentencing guidelines suggested 12 weeks in prison, the seriousness of the offences meant that he should serve 26 weeks, dropping to 18 weeks because of his early guilty plea. ””””’

    It is finally almost over thank you god.

    Reply
  37. Gunslingergregi says:
    11/01/2010 at 8:57 AM

    I mean thank you feminists.

    Reply
  38. josh says:
    11/01/2010 at 10:47 AM

    Not mind-blowing, but well done.

    Reply
  39. almost 40 year old virgin says:
    11/01/2010 at 10:57 AM

    Amusing.

    It´s telling though that a minor Christian but major pagan holiday is now the biggest thing in the so called Christian US of A.

    Thank god over here in Urop this crap isn´t so prevalent. Though the ´merican culture cancer is again slowly creping over here too..

    Reply
  40. dream puppy says:
    11/01/2010 at 11:50 AM

    Any other men out there that eschew costumes all together?

    My husband has not dressed up since 5th grade as he considers the whole thing, childish, stupid, and unmanly. I just told everyone he was a werewolf…but the full moon wasn’t out that night.

    Reply
  41. BlackGreer says:
    11/01/2010 at 11:50 AM

    @PA

    Kody Brown is no alpha he has a fat 4 and two 6′s he basically gamed desperated females… c’mon son

    Reply
  42. Riff Dog says:
    11/01/2010 at 11:54 AM

    This is a freakin’ great couples costume. Plus they can wear it not just at Halloween.

    nycbachelor – Side note- how do you get quotes to work on wordpress comments?

    You use blockquote and /blockquote (instead of quote.) The other trick, which also applies to bold (b) or italics (i) or strikethrough (strike,) is that you put the tag inside the “less than” and “greater than” symbols, instead of the brackets that you would use on BB sites. Blogger works the same way.

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  43. Southern Man says:
    11/01/2010 at 12:03 PM

    nycbachelor said:

    Side note- how do you get quotes to work on wordpress comments?

    Answer: just put them in a blockquote and the big quote graphic automagically appears.

    On yet another note – I read your blog and you have some good things to say there.

    Reply
  44. Firepower says:
    11/01/2010 at 2:22 PM

    The photo truly does indeed depict an acceptable couples Halloween costume.

    You dweebs miss the point: An Alpha can wear any costume with elan and pull it off.

    – What the fuck do you dismal nerds think Halloween is for.

    Reply
  45. Turd of Misery says:
    11/01/2010 at 4:15 PM

    Firepower, your logic is firing blanks.

    Why would any self-respecting Alpha want to wear a Halloween costume in the first place?

    Reply
  46. Feh says:
    11/01/2010 at 6:31 PM

    @Turd

    Just to see your comparison anxiety flap around.

    Reply
  47. Steyny says:
    11/02/2010 at 12:26 AM

    Gunslingergregi: Why so worry about the spellings, its not english class, is it ?

    Reply
  48. Turds of Misery says:
    11/02/2010 at 12:43 AM

    Unless you’re the type of guy who genuinely enjoys dressing up (and these dudes do exist), decorating yourself in silly garb is dumb and degrading. Halloween is for kids, closet sluts, gays and metrosexuals. Certainly not for masculine Alphas, or Sigmas…

    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/turds-of-misery-morning-links

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  49. Gunslingergregi says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:10 AM

    ”””’Steyny
    Gunslingergregi: Why so worry about the spellings, its not english class, is it ?”””

    Just showcasing my talents and noting a change in the authors normal accurate portrayal of words.

    Reply
  50. Firepower says:
    11/02/2010 at 11:11 AM

    Turd of Misery

    Why would any self-respecting Alpha want to wear a Halloween costume in the first place?

    because i feel like it

    Reply
  51. PRCalDude says:
    11/02/2010 at 11:14 AM

    This couple looks Russian.

    Reply
  52. Tinderbox says:
    11/02/2010 at 11:41 AM

    @ PA

    Marrying and impregnating multiple land whales does not an alpha make, regardless of how many ugly children are spawned from it.

    Reply
  53. Anonymous says:
    11/02/2010 at 11:45 AM

    For those of you worrying about looking foolish for dressing up in a costume on Halloween, look at it as the perfect opportunity for peacocking. It’s the one night of the year when any guy can get lots of attention from / photographs with / numbers etc from hotties based entirely on his creativity, humor and style, even if he’s normally more reserved or even shy. It’s the one time it’s safe to go all out.

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  54. Anonymous says:
    11/02/2010 at 12:44 PM

    I think Kody Brown is alpha. Only one of his wives appears to be overweight, the other one is pregnant. It can’t be easy to juggle four women like that and they all seem to really like him.

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  55. Laura says:
    11/02/2010 at 12:59 PM

    above comment about Kody Brown is mine.

    Reply
  56. Anonymous says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:01 PM

    For those of you worrying about looking foolish for dressing up in a costume on Halloween, look at it as the perfect opportunity for peacocking. It’s the one night of the year when any guy can get lots of attention from / photographs with / numbers etc from hotties based entirely on his creativity, humor and style, even if he’s normally more reserved or even shy. It’s the one time it’s safe to go all out.

    That brilliant statement was from me, not sure why it didn’t mark my name correctly.

    Reply
  57. Tinderbox says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:03 PM

    Apparently because I don’t know how to log myself back in when it logs me out.

    Reply
  58. Laura says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:06 PM

    HaHa. I thought it was a good comment.

    Reply
  59. Tinderbox says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:12 PM

    It was mean of me to call them land whales, but one of them is definitely obese, another is apparently pregnant but still overweight, and the eldest looks large-boned and mannish. I’m not familiar with that show so I haven’t seen them in action. Maybe their inner beauty compensates for it, but he certainly has a thing for the Germanic farmer’s wife type.

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  60. Firepower says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:22 PM

    Laura

    above comment about Kody Brown is mine.

    thanks
    now we know
    whom to blame

    Reply
  61. Laura says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:24 PM

    I agree they aren’t the hottest women in the world, but they don’t look that much different than typical American women of a similar age group and ethnicity. He hasn’t done much worse than most American men, my husband included. And, I’ll say it again, they really like him. That has to count for something. It has to be fun in his house with all those people, rather than to be one of these lonely guys in his apartment dreaming of how much better the women in Eastern Europe will like him once he saves up enough money to get there. At least Kody is living his life.
    I’ve never watched the show either, btw, I just watched the clip.

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  62. Firepower says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:28 PM

    <Laura

    I agree they aren’t the hottest women in the world, but they don’t look that much different than typical American women of a similar age group and ethnicity. He hasn’t done much worse than most American men, my husband included. I’ve never watched the show either/blockquote>

    damn. its just too easy

    Reply
  63. Firepower says:
    11/02/2010 at 1:40 PM

    Roosh

    At what age for a single man is dressing up for Halloween a beta act?

    You’ll know it’s over when:
    Paradise (Brazil) elects a fat n’ fugly five Communist heifer who was an ex-Marxist guerilla.

    (It’s impossible because there are no fat women in Brazil)

    Reply
  64. rightwingnut says:
    11/04/2010 at 12:01 PM

    Speaking of couple costumes, how about one NOT to wear. You can’t make this stuff up

    Bacon and Eggs, and the guy is the ffing egg!!

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73780_447823838601_570998601_5416807_7096366_n.jpg

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