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Merci

It occurs to me and the other occasional writers here at Le Chateau that a proper show of gratitude was not forthcoming for those readers who generously donated to the Chateau Heartiste coffer. How utterly gauche!So to make amends:

and a hale and hearty thanks.

66 Responses to “Merci”

  1. greenlander says:

    In a genuine display of generosity for a blog that has helped me bang hotter chicks, I clicked on the “Chateau Heartiste coffer” link, but I got an error on paypal that said “Sorry — your last action could not be completed” as soon as I clicked.

  2. we lubvsz you! (thugh not in da butthextual wayz allthought ehr is nothing worng twith dat zlzozl) zlozozozolozoz keep up da good workz heratsitez!! da ny publishing houses should giv eyou hundredz of thousands of beranke dolllarz before they ware worth nothingz zlzlzzozlz worth less dan a spinster-cat-hoardr-destined cock carosoule riding femisnistz blogerz zlzlzlzozo as she is debuached, debases, and bernankiidfd like the central nabnkerz did to all our womenz when they conquered da country and coverted them from loyal wifes and loving motherz into assocked vehilcles of welath transfer like they do to all once nobel, exalt dinstituytionzz zlzlllzozlzlz

    one of da biggest complimeents i regeularly get is “gbfm must be heartistes,” or “dontya know that heartiaiste and gbfm are the same person,” or “gbfm is heartists’es alter ego when he doens’t have tie to spellecheckz zlzlzzozloz”

    but the biggest compliment i got was the other nightz

    i was down on this fine honey while she was down on another fiune honeyz i won’t go into detailz here as i need to keep it pg-13 for all the good christais from dalrock’ blog, but let’s just say my fine honey i was down on was going

    “oh gbfm og hbfm oh gbfm yes yes yes yes!” as she neared her climatic orgasm s i read cosomso on ohow to make womenz orgamsszz

    and then

    right as she hit her orgassmsmmssnmzmzl orgasms zlzozl

    she said,

    gbfm yes!

    GBFM YES!! YES !!! YES!! YES!!!

    YES GBFM!!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and den she screamed as she came and cummed

    HEARTIETSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    so she thought i was heartsites too which is a pretty big compliemnetz and made me gald and happy glad and happy and since she was thinking i was heartitstets, i said, “hey can you go make me a sandwhich now da hearteits is hungry,” and she complied. lzozlzlzlzlzlzz

    and it was thebeststets sandwhich ever with lettuce fresher dan da dollarz theey print every dayz lzozozoz to reward secteive taperz of butthext like that guy who rhymes iwth goldman sax lzlzlzzzlzo

  3. whorefinder says:

    I’m so alpha, instead of donating money, the next time I splooged on a girl’s face, I shouted, “For Heariste!”

    Your welcome.

  4. Anon says:

    OT:

    White-Asian couples are the richest in America. See chart:

    http://www.esquire.com/features/thousand-words-on-culture/interracial-marriage-2012?click=pp

    Theories?

    (It’s also interesting to note that the author is trying to say that inter-racial couples is beneficial to ALL races. But it’s clear that whites do NOT benefit from inter-racial coupling except when coupled to Asians.)

  5. Why don’t you get advertisers here? Doesn’t wordpress have an ad programn? I’m sure your hits are high enough to generate some $

  6. AvidReader says:

    This blog to me is worth $5 per non political post, $1 per political post. Put ads up, (Google AdSense), will pay you in a few years once I’m not poor.

  7. this guy says:

    So…there have been whispers of some kind of book you might like to write…

  8. necorochi says:

    I’ll donate if you can email me a recommendation of good pick-up, humor, self-development books OR whatever you think would really help a aspiring alpha pick-up artist, I want the machiavelli secrets that the ordinary guy Google about game and blogs can’t find.

  9. Homer’s Iliad
    Homer’s Odyssey
    The Bible

    get back to me whenyou have finsihed these my little grasshopper

    you have a long journey ahead, daniel-son

    lzozozlzozo

  10. Gendo says:

    Does anyone actually read gbfm’s comments? I gave up on it soon after finiding this site. Very rarely did I find anything more useful than schizophrenic rambling.

    • I find at least half of GBFM’s comments unreadable. I mean that in the most litteral sense. I have no idea what the a shitload of Ls and Zs all over the fucking place mean.

      I have no idea what the fuck he is even trying to type most of the time. It’s like instead of ptyping he just punches his keyboard and then clicks “Post”

      Glad I’m not the only one who feels that way.

    • Doug K says:

      GBFM’s comments are both hilarious and insightful. LOL is Laugh Out Loud; LOLZ is a variant. I would explain more, but explaining jokes never really works.

      Think of a hamster running so fast that her relativistic mass quintuples. Consider that this is Schrodinger’s hamster; so she is both hot and cold, depending on which universe you inhabit. Different universes are connected via girl’s most attractive holes. Be at one with the multiverse. This is reality, but by observing it, you change.

      • thanksdoug!!!

        it is nice 2 know that they didn’t prescribe me all dis ritalin and adderoll for notnigz nothingz!!!!!

        • thwack says:

          Bechtloff, Doug K’s explanation of GBFM is a good one. Another way you can understand him is as a Sphinx like character, or even that cat in Alice in Wonderland…

          That fucked up language he uses is part of the message. In my case it slowed me down and forced me to read every word s-l-o-w-l-y.

          Think of it this way: what he is saying is so serious and true that if he fed it to people “straight”, it would be rejected. Take your time and just read him once per thread. When you finally get him, you will read all his work.

          • I freely admit I never really dove into GBFM’s posts too deep. The style is simply too off putting for me. But I’ll give it a few more shots, I’m not above admitting when I may have misjudged something.

          • I freely admit I never really dove into The Bechtloff’s mom’s bungole too deep. The smell is simply too off putting for me. But I’ll give it a few more cum shots, I’m not above admitting when I may have misjudged something. zlzozozzolz

        • Bro. says:

          Yo bro, you are smart. I thought your comments made you sound wack. But you get your point across. I just read a couple articles at your blog and you are a smart guy. You have the balls to say what most people won’t. If all men thought like you, there would be no more feminism or corrupt fiat system. We would have had our revolution.

        • Epoche* says:

          I originally thought what great books for men posted was nonsense, but actually its not. A lot of what actually does happen in the sexual marketplace is related to sexual economics. On his website he quotes von mises as an author of great books for men, I was wondering if he was familiar with his last book ultimate foundation of economics – it was his manifesto against logical positivism? Or that his manifesto and his ideas surrounding austrian economics were grounded in husserl’s phenomenology?

    • Greg Eliot says:

      GBFM is like a new variety of caviar by a renegade provider looking to horn in on the market share of the establishment… an acquired taste for most… but well worth the effort to acquire.

      He even has me using lloozozozllllozozozozllllzzz, butthexing, and rhymes with Goldman Sachs in my posts.

  11. pantyfx says:

    A long time ago you made a post about one-itis that was in reference to an email of mine. It was a hard lesson but I came full circle with some help from this blog. Kicked some scrap your way as a thanks – keep up the good work, and know even when their mouths taste like ash because you’ve slaked your lust that helped the world glimmer just a bit brighter with this blog.

    Respect.

  12. Anon says:

    Still no billionaire to fund this blog and H’s lifetsyle once and for all?

    Rich punks must be really ungrateful.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Moment of silence… Sylvia Kristel has died of cancer.

  14. Jack says:

    For the longest time, I had a great problem with questioning love. I seriously considered going Sufi because I couldn’t bear the thought of living without love, of having a life without love; it was the absolute for me, I guess you could say.
    At the root of my desire for love was the persistent, erroneous belief to which I was clinging – ‘I have to have love/be in love to be happy.’ I eradicated this belief by realizing that it was, after all, a belief, and I thought about how much more interesting life had been since I began the breakdown of my social identity.

    When I gave up my belief – suddenly a potential girlfriend came into my life. The great thing about her sudden appearance is that it gave me a first-hand opportunity to watch how love functioned inside of me.

    Okay, so I learned REALLY fast the negative side of love – the sense of longing for the person when they weren’t present, the disappointment after sexual contact, the jealousy and worry over their whereabouts, the dependency, the fear that the other party would perhaps commit adultery – and so, too, I quickly decided that I wasn’t going to deal with this love thing any longer. I find it humorous that my friend, Richard, referred to love as a ‘holy cow’ (or something similar) at some point when describing his experiences during the period where he was ‘enlightened.’ Then again, that description is pretty accurate.

    Something interesting that I recalled today was that long ago, I had realized that ‘love’ was somehow based in the instincts, especially romantic love. That is, I understood that ‘love’ was intimately related to the human sex drive, and that the driving force beneath all those sugary-sweet words was to fuck (no sense in sugar coating the word at this point, either; in fact, making the point in crude language further emphasizes the falsehoods of love). So in other words, love is about some sort of trade-off, ‘I’ll be nice and sweet to you as long as you make my sex organs feel good, as long as you make my life meaningful, as long as I have you to live for.’ In some respects, love is largely a socially acceptable way of expressing sexual instincts.

    Another point is that it goes back to the condemnation of the physical world, i.e., ‘sex is bad because the body is bad because being physical is bad because the physical world is less than the spiritual world.’

    What nonsense!

    So with questioning my belief in love, a whole ‘pillar’ of my social identity began to topple! Not only do I not need love to be happy, I do not need a relationship (though it is an option, a choice I can freely make) to be happy, I do not need sex to be happy, I do not need a companion to be happy. Because I do not need a relationship to be happy, I do not need to struggle to feel ‘alpha.’ Because I do not need to struggle to feel ‘alpha,’ I can accept my mind as-it-is. Because I can accept my mind as-it-is, I can more readily accept other people as-they-are. Because I do not need to struggle to feel alpha, I do not need to compete with other males to attempt to gain more partners than they, I do not need to concern myself with an individual’s sexual identity to see if they are a possible companion, I do not need to concern myself with whether or not the person is beautiful enough for me, I do not need to justify my self-perceived ‘level’ of beauty by attempting to impose upon another my perceived level of their beauty, and so on and so forth. Because I do not need to feel ‘alpha enough’ to attract a companion, I do not have to feel fear of rejection for not being alpha enough.

    So the tag-team days of nurture and desire are quickly ending. Yay! I thought I would write these things here so that others might benefit from them; I’m sure others who come on here have had similar experiences to mine. My focus is shifting more to dealing with death and my persistent belief that something endures after physical death.

    Obviously, the root is fear, and what a fear it is!

    On to peace, happiness, and harmlessness, baby!

    • Greg Eliot says:

      Fear is the mind-killer… the little death…

    • Plumnuts says:

      “Life’s cruel, why should the afterlife be any different?!”

    • Jack says:

      Some of this is true while other parts is not. Humans need companionship. There is no crueler thing you can do to a person than to isloate them from their fellow man. It will literally drive them insane. Read the studies about what happens to guys who get put in 23 hr isloation lock down in maxium security prisions…..they go totally nuts.

      So while you claim that you can do it alone, it’s not true. Companionship and communcation is what stokes the subconsious. The problem with the way we are taught about love is that man is taught that it is unconditional and what this blog teaches you is that is utter bullshit. Love is totally conditional. The woman will give you that needed companionship and love (fucking) if you meet a certain criteria (high value, alpha, aloof) and maintain that criteria. And that is not “unconditional love” it is “conditional.”

      Love is nothing more then a chemical reaction in your brain that is pushing the bondind mechanisms in your body to reach out to something you find enjoyable in the moment.

      Once you realize how conditional love is and how it’s just a chemical reaction, you wont be so hurt and disappointed when it ends. And the one thing going for men, is that they get to love a lot of women in their lifetimes if they know game and understand how this whole bullshit transaction really works. Women on the other hand, become old and get disgarded. It’s a rough world out there, but i’m just thankful i’m a man.

  15. Gouverneur Morris says:

    OT, but extremely important:

    Even Hillary the Ballcutter has had enough of women’s bitching.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1012/82586.html

  16. PIATTI says:

    I’ll donate gladly get rid of the auto comment moderator ..total pain in the ass

  17. Anonymous says:

    @Gendo

    I see you are new here mate:-)

  18. Hugh G. Rection says:

    1. Every time someone says “nigger” or “jew”, he needs to donate $1.
    2. ???
    3. Profit

  19. Hugh G. Rection says:

    why does the domain hetexted.com remind me of butthex?

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