Men tend to look better with age (up to an elderly point). Women, sadly, start looking worse not so long after their 25th birthday, and keep careening downhill.
A lethal id-shiv from Ms. Bacon bandit,
Both men and women become more manly as they age.
In before some nerdhole whines about a still fuckable aging actress….the exception proves the rule.
So much for looking at your girlfriends mother to see what your getting into
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ur getting a hag that spends all your money
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Eventually, after years of prime pussy and a houseful of sprouts – I could live with a few laugh lines and money spend on comforting things – but I draw the line at a tattoos, a fupa or frozen dinners.
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There are a teeny tiny handful of chicks who IMPROVE up to about the age of 40.
As an example…
2003 Monica Belluci in Matrix Reloaded >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1992 Monica Belluci in Francis Ford Coppolla’s Dracula
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Nerdhole – right on que
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Maybe a better makeup department?
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With Monica Bellucci, going back and watching younger 28yo her, as a “Br!de” of Gary Oldman’s Dracula, it looks to me like an exceptionally potent case of what CH calls “Neotony”.
As though she were developmentally about a 13yo trapped in a chronological 28yo’s body.
Who knows – maybe she had the world’s moast awesome Plastic Surgeon?
But her P.S. would have to have been the greatest surgical genius of all time to have pulled off that reconfiguration of the [apparent] bone structure beneath her face without having left behind any noticeable scars.
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Also maybe Meg Ryan – although muh Gawd did she hit the wall @200MPH after she che@ted on Dennis Quaid with Russell Crowe.
But the chicks like Monica Belluci & Meg Ryan are something like 1-in-a-Million.
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I like to think the Gladiator General fucked the good looks right out of her.
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Rachel Anne McAdams has aged well. I’m texting this 25 year old little hottie who dresses like a 90s skater/Indi chick. Tells me she misses the 90s. Yeah she was maybe five. She’s teasing me about this tight black dress she says is her favorite. Bad little girl.
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Make dinner at her place, bring at least two bottles of wine with you, and after dinner, sit down at the computer together and, while getting giggly silly from sipping on the wine, see what she thinks of Primus…
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I’d be very, very curious to read a field report from you, concerning her reaction to seeing Primus for the first time [assuming she’s never even heard of them…].
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With good game, you’ll smell the big brown beaver. That thang must eat Taco Bell.
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I don’t own a computer.
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No!! Bullshit! Women do not improve as they age. Such a nonsensical thought is akin to belief in magic. Some are so beautiful that they look great for a long time;but they are never better than their prime.
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You mean she didn’t get fat and the makeup, wardrobe and lighting technicians made her look good on screen.
You can’t compare her 20yo body to her 40 something body because you’ve never seen her naked. In fact, I don’t think that you’ve ever seen a naked female except in some porn video.
Before this genetically mutant Millenialtard age where a large % of people look like crap you could tell the difference between aging males and females.
A 40yo man was in his prime and would remain on this plateau for a long while. The 40yo female was beginning to show her age from the residual effects of childbirth and then menopause for a few years that would finish her off.Nature doesn’t want old women having kids so they loose their looks and their ability to attract men to mate with them.
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Lose, I must have been thinking of loose skin :o)
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Historically, “ED” may have been been nature’s version of “male menopause”.
(But now there’s a pill for that.)
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I’m not aware of one man in the history of the Internet or world who compared a 20 year old body and claimed it was inferior to a 40 year old. I think that some of you just like to argue for the sake of arguing.
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I wouldn’t say she improved with age. 25 Monica > 30 or 35 Monica. She just stayed looking attractive for her age.
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I would say the main difference is between a male 30 year old and a female 30 year old, the male 30 year old will often be better looking than when he was 20 while with a female 30 year old it is virtually never the case. I would say after 35 both sexes tend to go downhill rapidly though many luckier men still keep their good looks well into their 40s.
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And the man’s personality is usually far better and more attractive to women at 30 than at 20.
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You’re definitely a Millenial because you see this deterioration of your peers at a young age.
There used to be a lot more females in their 30’s who retained a youthful look and body than today.
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I would say there is a big difference in class with how men and also women age, upper class or WASP men and women will often age more gracefully, you only have to go to a Whole Foods or Waitrose in the UK and you see men and women around the age of 40 who still retain a very youthful look, obesity is obviously the big problem in lower class areas but a lot of working class men in their late 30s tend to look quite battered compared to their upper class counterparts who can still pass for someone in their late 20s despite being nearly 40. Maybe it is the beer which is why I think it is important not to go too far in how much one drinks, this could be how Trump has managed to stay so young looking considering his age.
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@Pirate
Menopause occurs at a certain average age and is predictable just like having her first period.
ED does not and although it may be due to aging it may be secondary to a disease.
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I would peg the ED culprit as lack of testosterone, particularly the bad rap red meat has gotten and higher consumption of soy-laden products, more sedentary lifestyle, etc. Eat beef and lift.
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I think seeing your ham beast boomer wife naked is the biggest boner killer. How many men with good looking wives have ED? I’d wager ZERO.
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lack of testosterone?
Gosh if that were really a condition, what could anybody do about it??
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@Matt
It’s not testosterone levels but mostly aging where the numerous factors that cause erections are being effected or failing.
At 20 you’re not consciously aware of what it takes to get an erection because it just happens naturally like breathing but behind the scenes a lot of complex things are happening in the body.
Brain chemistry alone can effect erections where your body is not getting the nervous signal for it to put out a certain enzyme which in turn causes blood vessels to dilate which are needed for the penis to become erect blah blah blah And btw, there is a drug that works this way to treat ED called apomorphine, an L-dopamine agonist used in Europe.
If it were simply a matter of testosterone then doctors would be using this to treat ED. There may be rare cases where this the problem but it is not the norm in ED.
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A man increases in wealth and power and it becomes visible in the face posture clothing and attitude. If he keeps his shit together.
With a woman if she’s has a child and is demure and looks after herself there can be a certain quality. Difficult to achieve but possible.
A man can treat life as a marathon and thrive. Women ought to remain chaste or become devoted mothers.
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Yes, females should be chaste and anything more than about 10 men during their prime fucking years of 18-22 may be too many.
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Lol @benway drawing the line at 10.
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Lololololozzzoozlzolz
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In (((benway’s))) world of Portnoyal perversion, a woman who’s (ahem) only taken half as many cocks as her age has shown marked restraint.
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Ms. Bacon Bandit I’d like to introduce you to Mr. Beta Bux
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It also helps that men have a little wee something called . . . oh, what was it it slipped my mind . . . ah yes — PERSONALITIES! Or as I prefer the more artistic word, essences. Women have none. Even the lowest man is brimming with idiosyncrasies, interesting opinions and life experiences where he overcame pain to survive, unlike Woman’s story of how she got Beta Orbiter #3 and #5 to help her move her entire apartment.
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“Men age like wine. Women age like milk.”
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Curdled milk– Hahahahahahaha!!!
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Actually, getting into yogurt and sour cream.
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Chloe Moretz is 20? Damn that was fast.
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There’s a reason there are “silver foxes”, but no “silver vixens”.
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Now let’s compare to some Wammens. This was composed by a site that is all good with globohomo … so they’re not meant to be cute/ugly before/afters .. and not all are .. but the majority show very hard wall-hitting. https://imgur.com/EgO6pv6
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Outstanding Nordic Bone Structure -> Face of Meryl Streep
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OTOH, Lara Flynn Boyle looks like Jack Nicholson went all “Joker” on her face IRL.
What JN did to LFB is friggin unforgivable.
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Englishwomen get a bad rap, but when they actually care about their appearance and staying thin, they can be knockouts.
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Mandy Moore went from the super cute girl next door to the “I’d like to speak with the manager” soccer mom next door.
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I clicked the link. There is a photo of the gal who played Isis in that 70’s Saturday morning kid’s show. I was a teen-ager, but I still tuned in for that show. She gave me lots of teen Woodrows. Whoa, did I say that out loud?
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Joanna Cameron https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_Cameron
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I think all English girls should be shagging their art teachers. Here’s Pamela Franklin
https://xhamster.com/videos/pamela-franklin-nude-the-prime-of-miss-jean-brodie-4758984
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With a lot of care at several levels, a person can be made to appear younger than he/she is. This is much more important to women than to men.
The short version is
avoid sunlight
avoid booze, tobacco, street drugs
use regular skin care, lots of stuff on the market
there are other ways, I am no expert
Cindy Crawford looked pretty good at 50.
None of this changes the fact that women age worse than men.
This is probably not so much a statement about their objective
appearance as it is about the human neural network, which reflects
that fertility lasts much longer in men, and also has to do with
the oftentimes accumulation of resources among men as they age.
This operant neural network can be observed as many people’s
reaction when they see various vermin (i.e. dangerous to humans
or their food supply). Ever seen a tick before it latches on to a mammal
and swells up? The choreography of a tick sets off alarm bells in
people’s heads.
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Avoiding sunlight is terrible advice. We need vitamin D badly, and the more time we spend indoors, the more likely we are to have lower T counts, worse cardiovascular health etc.
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10 to 15 minutes of sun exposure per day WITHOUT sunscreen is generally sufficient to improve vitamin D. Exercising outdoors 30 minutes per day when the sun is at an angle (morning, late afternoon) is also excellent.
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even worse than no time outdoors is spending time outdoors but using sunscreen
most of that shiz is toxic
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It’s actually that men have higher levels of testosterone which prevents the loss of collagen and elastin – fewer wrinkles and less bone loss. That’s the reason men have very low rates of osteoporosis as well. As women age they lose bone mass in the apple of the cheek area and the orbital ridge, hence the look of larger jowls and hollow eyes/dark circles.
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As men get older, they look more and more like Sean Connery.
As women get older, they look more and more like…. Sean Connery.
OR:
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.
I made this second comment in s room full of middle-aged women a few months back. They were “triggered” to say the least. Most let it go as the good-natured jibe that it was, but one woman, mid to late 30’s, cuteness fading and her rendezvous with the Wall approaching, threw that back in my face for weeks afterward. Guess I touched a nerve.
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So, did she fuck your brains out after all the hassle she gave you?
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Although if she can cook and clean and be an asset aging also brings a certain dignity to a mother.
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Do a search on Bing for “pretty girl”. Tons of YOUNG White women come up. A few Asians thrown in.
When it comes to pussy, the whole world is a klansmen.
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Maybe because a girl is a YOUNG woman. Lol
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Oh shit comment of millenium
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Men are made rugged through their struggle for purpose. Without that, you’re likely just going to be an old (male) bitch.
You can look good into your 50s and beyond, but without some kind of mission, you’ll be a grey goose instead of a silver fox.
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Barely half of the suckers in Vegas are white. But the porn-slapping trucks that drive around all feature 100% white.
White meat. It’s what’s for (the world’s) dinner. https://imgur.com/ay823pP
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Pretty platitudes die in the nether regions where men truly live.
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Not bad. I’d slap it on a fortune cookie.
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The worst are the illegal immigrants slapping and clicking the business cards for the “girls now” escort companies before offering them to families as they pass by on the strip. It should be legal to punch them in the face if they offer them to kids.
Those jerk-off guys are reason enough to build the wall.
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Why take your family to Vegas?
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IMDB can be interesting (or dispiriting) that way, because they show recent photos of all the formerly hot young actresses.
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I’ve observed the same thing before. Even nerds look better with age, because age conveys a sense of status and gravitas, so that an aged nerd at least looks distinguished compared to a young nerd.
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For God’s sake, please stop pushing these lies. Neither one of these Hollywood prostitutes are real men.
Not only is the fraud “George” Clooney married to a transgender faking pregnancies, she is also advocating for white genocide through vaccination and the UN population control programs. Everyone thought “he” was secretly gay, remember? Turns out he’s a she on steroids.
THESE ANDROGYNES ARE NOT WHITE HEROES!
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Those two men are very classically handsome too, but I think the man who can benefit even more from ageing into his looks is a man who isn’t clasically handsome.
A downright unattractive man can start at least looking distinguished with age.
Of course if you’re a fat slob you can forget about it any and all of the above. It’s the one thing you have a bit of control over, so don’t be, if you can help it.
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You hit the nail on the head. An attractive man who takes care of himself will always be attractive until his body completely falls apart. An average man may end up looking more manly the more experiences he goes through life. This is exactly the truth. Not many men want to hear this however.
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Also helps that as they got older more skillful photographers are taking the pictures.
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Don’t forget She who would have been the Wallhitter-in-Chief. The actually hot at one time HRC: https://imgur.com/Fklngd0
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