Courtesy of LeShitlourde,
How about [instead of slathering on sunscreen] just don’t char yourself in the sun, and wear a wide brimmed hat and some linen? Gives you an excuse to look exquisitely colonial as well, which is a flattering look on whites.
PS Enjoy this bitingly sardonic meme:
A reader,
The history of the Earth 1800-2100 AD
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