Where pretty lies perish.
Nov 28th, 2018 by CH
Has there been a funnier President than Donald J. Trump? People say Reagan was funny. I dunno, Trump has him beat. This might be Trump’s funniest tweet yet:
“voting tactician”
You know who wasn’t funny? Ex-president gaymulatto.
Maybe this is what burns up [the special people]. Trump is just a hell of a lot funnier than them. Envy!
Reminder: Goblina Snipes was a Jeb! appointee.
U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman fined her $5,000, describing the case as a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment.
It's a jew. Again.
Like it or not, America must lose this war of aggression against Iran, for White Americans to win the war of a genuine homeland.
The weimarican empire must meet defeat after defeat, failure upon failure. Globohomo must not be allowed a single moment of self-congratulation.
It is for this reason that I fear Trump and Israel, implicitly understanding the wider implications of this war, may turn to nukes if Iran gets the upper hand.
Yup, 1945-1970 America was 90% White, and that period coincided with what is known as "the Great Compression". Economic policies in the wake of the New Deal established a regime of rising single-earner wages, declining inequality, increasing happiness, and a decreasing income and wealth gap between the ownership class and the labor class.
1970 was the inflection point when all that began to unravel, and then accelerate under Reaganism.
I avoid using the Opaque Kingdom (China) as an example of anything, but in this case it is worth exploring the idea that China runs something akin to a part-socialism, part-capitalism system, by allowing a free market private economy to flourish, but setting guardrails around it with big public works projects and rules prohibiting wealthy capitalists from having any say in Chinese politics or policymaking.
Yes, good comment. And the dissenters would be wise to understand that their dissent can only give them a sense of purpose and an emotional payoff if it is part of a collective order, and resisting something much larger and more permanent than itself.
Dissent in atomized chaos is just another vector of self-annihilation.
IMO the terms socialism, and communism, are red herrings, meant to rile up Whites still trapped in finkelthink.
Even the famed Nordic countries don't have genuine socialism. They practice welfare capitalism.
We could go a long ways to a more liveable society just by reining in the excesses of rapacious finance capitalism, but to do so would require re-homogenizing America to White supermajority status or, barring that, by breaking apart America into ethnostates.
The Systemic Shtetl doesn't want that, so it manipulates White perception by attaching loaded terms such as "socialism" to any remedies that would bring real relief to White Americans.
If the inequality of man is baked into the code of nature, then socialism could be viewed as an ameliorative policy agenda that reduces the kinship frictions and societal corrosiveness caused by the grotesquely skewed distribution of wealth within a purely predatory capitalist regime.
That has nothing to do with self-centeredness and everything do with fulfilling the desire to live within and as part of a functioning, pleasant, pro-social society.
Caveat: It will only work in a racially homogeneous society.
This is an obvious atheist attempt to reconcile the Big Bang Paradox. If the universe appeared after a pinprick of incomprehensible energy exploded everything into existence, then naturally the logic follows "where did the pinprick of energy come from?".
The atheists have never been able to satisfactorily answer this conundrum to their worldview, which is why they are clinging to cringey theories about quantum cosmology creating something from nothing.
Breast milk: "Hey, I'm over here. Hello?! Remember me? I used to do things besides supplement job resumes and stunlock betaboy simps."
If the Union is indistinguishable from a hellscape providing endless torments for Whites, it becomes a moral and survival imperative to destroy it.
Trump is much funnier than Reagan, who had a good sense of humor but lacked Trump’s bite.
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Cuck Reagan was hilarious. In 1986 he did the first amnesty and also signed the EMTALA (Emergency Medical Treatment And Active Labor Act) which required hospitals to give free medical care to illegal aliens.
Hebrews are still laughing.
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Fuck me, dude.
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Illegals were a small problem in Reagan’s day and also sometimes presidents have to make these concessions to get something they want
Emergency Medical Treatment And Active Labor Act applied to all patients in a Medicare participating hospital with an ER dept.
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illegals were NOT a “small problem” in Reagan’s day. Don’t Cuck yourself to defend Cuck Reagan! (Turn off the Faux News and think!) Apparently you never lived in a border areas (SD, CA) like I did during the Reagan years.
BTW, Governor Cuck Reagan made it illegal for Californians to carry a loaded gun and signed California’s biggest tax increase at the time!
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Cuck Reagan presided over the biggest private bank bailout until TARP and signed the fucking “assault weapons ban”.
Fuck Reagan.
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He STOLE the joke
It’s one thing nicking Mussolini’s policies, it’s another nicking my gags pic.twitter.com/65hmz6UhOF
— Sacha Baron Cohen (@SachaBaronCohen) November 28, 2018
[CH: ahahaaa butthurt jew is butthurt. btw, “repurposed” is the term you’re looking for.]
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Or that Happy Hanukkah hasn’t looked at a Meme in a decade.
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What a distasteful creature
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Ugly Jewish foreigner “joking” about committing voter fraud in the U.S. in favor of the left. After making multiple movies bashing white trad Americans as dumb, evil ignoramuses (Borat, Talladega Nights, Bruno). Oy vey!
Hebe is just upset Trump famously figured out Ali G was a troll job in less than 2 minutes, ruining any momentum Cohen was building up for laughs:
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So…they troll got, uh, Trolled?
Hey, if you’re gonna be trolled, get trolled by the BEST.
Go Big or Go Home.
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Cohen needs to go.
In the Sopranos sense of the word.
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It’s difficult to imagine gaymulatto laughing, unless it’s at the sight of a paraplegic who’s trying to vote Republican, but can’t quite reach the button on the screen.
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Yet gay mulatto is credited with being one of the wittiest Presidents ever,
[CH: in related news, a study has found that white liberals talk down to blacks]
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gay mulatto will always get credit for shit he never did and shit that never happened
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“Talkin’ DOWN to a niggah, I’d like to cut his balls off.”
Jesse Jackson on a hot mic talkin’ ’bout Barry
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I wouldn’t know because in 8 years I never once listened to Obama. Once I heard him initially and pegged him for what he was I would never bother to even listen to him and he was just this sort of vague background presence, like Muzak.
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LOL “Muzak”, I appreciate that. I felt the same way but never bothered to elucidate it.
Thread Winner.
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Many people don’t realize that Andrew Jackson was famed for his wit and witticism, particularly his subtle and refined comebacks. Two examples have filtered down through the mists of time.
British general, New Orleans, 1815: “Surrender now to your lords and masters, you cheeky varlet.”
AJ: “Fuck you.”
(((Banker))): “We’re going to install a central bank in America, goyboy.”
AJ: “Fuck you.”
I could go on.
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“Voting tactician”. Clever, sortof alleging fraud or at least bias, without actually saying it.
As to Barry Soetoro, the nadir of funniness was when he said “I will tell the American people what their values are” (from memory). And nobody blinked, strangely enough.
More recently ex-president BHO ridiculed those who “feared 10,000 destitute people” (again from memory). Well he would have been right, sortof, if this group was a one and only. But, if they succeed in invading, there will be many more until there is a continuous stream of maybe 10,000 a day…
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Trump is funny but he’s also vicious.
It’s as if Philadelphia Mayor Frank Rizzo has a sense of humor.
Rizzo, BTW, said on the day of his election in the early ’70’s:
“I’m gonna make Attila the Hun look like a faggot.”
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Mister, we could use a man like Frankie Rizzo again.
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I saw what you did there, SW42. Droll.
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I don’t think that libtards and (((others))) can even understand Trump humour due to the high % of them who appear to suffer from mild forms of autism. It’s like trying to explain to Hoffman in Rainman the joke about ‘Who’s on First’. Their heads just explode.
And like Hoffman they may have excellent memories but still be retarded in general and sort of lack the normal human emotions and reasoning ability.Autism was always just one of the signs a doctor looked for in making a diagnosis of mental retardation(a broad category of conditions and syndromes that effect intellect) .Sort of like an epicanthal fold, flat face,small ears, low IQ etc etc and of course today being able to recognise an extra copy of 21st chromosome being signs of Downs Syndrome.
(((Parents))) didn’t like their kid being diagnosed as retarded so years ago they came up with this new classification, Autistic.
Yes, little Hymie is really smart and not retarded, he’s Autistic, because he’s a virtuoso on the bongo drums but is still shitting in his pants at 5 years old and keeps putting the square peg in the round hole.
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“I’m not fat, I’m big boned.”
“I’m a Grower, not a Show-er.”
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Corky
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The good old days:
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Buckley. A friggin’ CIA plant. Controlled opposition for 50 years. Sold his soul and the country out for the end of communism and a few dollars back in taxes.
And while the end of Soviet communism was great, it simply wasn’t worth the price of losing our own nation.
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You know it has to piss off Shrub and his family along with Romney and others that Trump can fill a stadium. Trump is imperfect, but seeing him piss all the right people gives me joy each day.
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You know what would be really funny? If Trump were to take note that we’re stuck with Roe v Wade “because some slut might get in trouble crossing a state line to get an abortion” but if you cross the wrong state line with a legal gun, or even an accessory to one – or in the case of DC, EMPTY SHELL CASINGS, and then declare that since the second amendment can be so swiss-cheesed by state laws, so can abortion, or maybe turn it around and say that state gun laws are null and void because of the precedent set by abortion.
I’ll also take Shit that Will Never happen for 200.
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Reagan was grandfatherly humor. Trump does Dean Martin roast humor. If Trump had been born black he’d probably play “The Dozens” better than any brother.
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the comment he made to wolf blitzer was the best.
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The comment that he made to Larry King on his OWN show beats that over 9000 keks.
“Do you mind if I sit back? Because your breath is really bad.”
lolololololololololololzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m surprised NO ONE has mentioned this platinum comment from TGE.
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The Larry King bad breath barb has been mentioned, but long before your time ’round chere, on one of the first threads where the Wolf Blitzer shiv was featured way back when.
Guess who mentioned it. The same guy who saw it live. 😉
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The Wolf Blitzer shiv was the most brutal performance I’ve ever seen on network or cable TV. Wolf’s mouth dropped open like he’d been hit with a sledgehammer right between the eyes.
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you know what would have been even funnier? having all these shitbags arrested and thrown in a federal prison.
go ahead and shout “black pill” if you like. but I’m weary of trump being all bark and no bite. the twitter schtik is getting real old, real fast. he let this blatant fraud go on for weeks. probably could have salvaged arizona too, with a little effort.
the time for words is long over, mr. president. everyone who was going to be persuaded has been persuaded. now is the time for action.
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Shivs are funny and all that… but obvious voting fraud deserves frog marches and handcuffs.
Tweets /= wins.
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>Maybe this is what burns up [the special people]. Trump is just a hell of a lot funnier than them. Envy!
I have a running theory that, after controlling for IQ, comedy predicts genius in a population. Jews, Hispanics, and Asians underperform at comedy. Whites overperform the most, and blacks overperform significantly (but 145 IQ is 5 SD for Africans, 160 IQ would be one per generation).
[CH: jews actually have been well represented among american comics for a long time, but relatively recently they’ve gotten unfunny, and it probably has to do with their cultural dominance, which has made them complacent and caused them to overreach and sound preachy. They hate that Trump — a pureblood gentile of the most loathsome kind (white anglo-germanic) — and his supporters have supplanted jews as the center of cultural innovation and taboo-breaking.]
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Off topic (sorry for the link to faceberg) but what is going on here? https://www.facebook.com/1699263820388289/posts/2132115310436469/
Why are these little boys so huggy? I’ve never seen so many be so affectionate with their fellows. Usually they’re running and punching each other. Is elementary school where betas are born? Also check out the swarth kid.
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