Recall the classic CH post “Hotter Women, Better Sex“. It set off a firestorm of wow just wows from feminists and betaboys who wandered into the free fire zone. That post put forth a self-evident proposition that would seem profound and dangerous in our age of willful ignorance:
The hotter the woman, the better the sex will be for the man banging her.
I suspect the people who think that men chase hot girls the most feverishly so as to lord it over other men have an agenda. They want to believe that human nature is not immutable; that with the right amount of peer pressure and fist-shaking at the media juggernaut men’s desires can be altered — tamed — to accommodate their conceit. And pride is malleable where thermonuclear blasts of lust are not.
If, on the other hand, men pursue the best-looking women at the behest of hidden compulsions buried deep in the reptilian cores of their brains, then there is nothing can be done to change this fact of manhood and what it means for less attractive girls.
How your body responds to a woman during sex tells the tale. The hotter I find the girl, the better the sex is, all else being equal. Since men remember sex acts with crystal clear clarity, it’s easy for me to recall the exact specifications of my sexual encounters with each woman in my life. Not to put too fine a point on it, but my jizzbombs were heavier and the distance ejected farther with the prettier girls. Since this is something I cannot consciously control, it is proof of the innate characteristics of the male sex drive.
A dandy and indeed handy chart was included:
In the interest of science, I’ve put my beauty-to-cumload comparison in a handy chart:
hotness of woman size of load squirt distance
0 * *
1 * *
2 * *
3 pre-cum only had to be squeezed out
4 droplet dribble
5 <5 grams 2 cm
6 fills bellybutton 3 inches
7 1 tbsp 8 inches
8 2 tbsps 1.5 feet
9 1/4 cup 3 feet
10 gallon** 5 yards***insufficient data
**extrapolation
Years later, SCIENCE would tardily catch up to Chateau wisdom and vindicate that handy dandy chart presenting the direct connection between female hotness and male lust:
Slimmer Women’s Waist is Associated with Better Erectile Function in Men Independent of Age.
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I think the abstract speaks for itself. However, for the benefit of the short bussers: The men in the study got harder, stronger, bigger boners with the physically better-looking women. The men also had more frequent sex when they were having it with younger, hotter, tighter women. And finally, the men reported more sexual satisfaction when their sexual partners were hotter, thinner women with sexy hourglass shapes.
Young, slender, hot babes are nature’s Viagra, capable of inflating even an old man’s wrinkled wurst to heights of former glory.
But wait, there’s more! The “hotter women = better sex” CH aphorjism has, once again, been indirectly confirmed by scientific vigor (this time in a manner taken from the woman’s point-of-view, “bigger jizzbombs = happier women”). Courtesy of Rolf Degen, one of the few remaining bright spots on Twatter, a study shows…
About half of all women reported getting off on men’s ejaculation.
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The Importance of Male Ejaculation for Female Sexual Satisfaction and Function
That face you make when you came but ¡SCIENCE! still sucking.
I’ll unpack the goodness stuffed into that study.
- half of women have stronger orgasms when their men ejaculate first
- half of women have stronger orgasms when their men’s jizzbombs are fuller, thicker, farther
- women who considered their partner’s ejaculation an important part of their sex lives had better lifelong sexual functioning
- a significant minority of women considered jizzbomb volume, distance, and accompanying theatrics a reflection of their own attractiveness
- the size of a man’s load was especially important to a woman’s self-perceived SMV (“the perception of a large ejaculation volume can make the woman feel sexy and wanted”)
Talk about a BOMBSHELL of a study. The CH formulation — hotter women means better sex for men — is confirmed accurate by its inverse: more intense blasts of ropey jizz mean women with higher self-esteems because their desirability as sexual objects is expulsively validated.
Or: the reinforcing feedback loop runs both ways: men are more aroused by hotter women, and women feel hotter when men are more aroused, (especially if the male arousal takes the form of something that is outside a man’s conscious control, such as the size, strength, texture and distance of his ejaculate).
From this, we can safely conclude jizz volume and distance are predictive of relationship strength, because a woman who feels sexier and hotter with her man is a woman who won’t be eager to blow up the relationship. And a man who cums harder with a woman similarly won’t be cavalier about losing access to a rare pleasure-maximizing input.
The cosmic order is a harmonious thing of timeless beauty.
PS Short and tall women are sluttier and crazier than medium-height women. So if you want to make a lady your main, find a miss whose height isn’t a strain. (my guess is that short and tall women have to compete more for hsmv male attention, thus the sluttiness and craziness)
Very true, girls have commented on how they love the feeling of me coming in them when I’m balls deep. Which can explain why some girls don’t enjoy drink hookups that don’t end with male orgasm.
Ruined one relationship where I’d always nut in her mouth when she decided she liked her oxytocin the other way.
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World’s greatest music : the voice of a beautiful woman begging you to come in her.
Or at least that’s what I’ve been told. 😦
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And now the sick fact of the day that in some way also bolsters what you’re saying, albeit in twisted fashion, urologists will tell you that ejaculate volume is incredibly important to gay men when they seek treatment for prostate issues, etc. Apparently in queer world, fags are judged by their ability to produce big loads. Now go throw your lunch up.
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dood!
well, you did warn me, but damn. . .
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” Apparently in queer world, fags are judged by their ability to produce big loads. ”
This true Trav?
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he is a sucker for wet noodles
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“he is a sucker for wet noodles”
Trav: ‘I’ll have the alfredo sauce please, extra loads if you would…’
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Come on guys lay off Trav
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Yeah Trav brightens up this place despite fuckibg non white skanks. He’s a dude you want in the trench.
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It is all true. Even on a pretty girl, thicker waists are a turn off. And if you’re banging her bare, sex is always hotter than with condoms, just knowing she’s taking your sperm inside her.
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nothing beats popping straight in her
condoms ruin that moment more so than losing sensitivity
creampies FTW
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All true, every fucking word of it.
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So if you want to make a lady your main, find a miss whose height isn’t a strain.
Omg – too hysterical for words (..and it’s so funny cuz it’s SOOO TRAGICALLY TRUE)
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When I was a boy, we had an old male dog (not neutered) whose days appeared to be numbered. My mom got another dog, a cute young female. The old dog got his strut back and lived another three years. Don’t need to go all the way back to your reptilian core to figure this out.
Reminds me. On entering the hospital and spotting the nurses, my 84 year old granpa gave his cane to my mom and walked in unaided.
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Look for makers of PDE5 inhibitors (Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc.) to push back on this science. I’ll bet 1/2 to 2/3 of “dysfunction” is caused by the presence of unappealing female forms.
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Saw a bunch of ads on the subway for a company selling ED medication by mail. Roman.
One ad, quoting a customer: “We need to realize this isn’t just for old guys!”
Porn + fat women + shrewish women=ED
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Somebody needs to sell some VR glasses that make you think that old fattie looks like a young model.
Like an electronic bag over her head.
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Surprised you didn’t insert a picture of Berlusconi and his 22 year old mistress. Bunga-bunga needs no Viagra!
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Too true. Reminds me of the joke:
A businessman is stuck in traffic on his way home and calls his doc to say “I took viagra about 15 minutes ago and I’m stuck in traffic for an hour or more, and my wife won’t be home when I get there, what do I do?”
The doc says, you have a housekeeper, use the boner on her. The guy replies, “but I don’t need viagra with her.”
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A high-powered cum blast also is going to shoot farther and deeper and more voluminously into a girlz cunt, and increase the likelihood of prégnancy. Therefore, hotter girl = explosive ejaculations = Bunz. Therefore, hot girlz more reproductively successful. Nature really is an incredible thing. The hottest girl I ever banged was a SNL and I banged her 5 times from about 2am when we got ball to my place to noon when she left. No condoms so I pulled out every time and came all over her.
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Yes indeed.
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staying erect longer makes you shoot farther.
how this correlates to irl women: with a hot one, you enjoy the action itself, so it lasts longer. ~ half a meter
(theoretically) with a trigglypuff, you just want to get it over with, if at all, go home & an hero. ~lazy leak (theoretically)
languid erection ==> torpid sex
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so does this mean when maricon pumps his old shrew of a wife, his jizz shoots backwards into his throat?
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I’d bang granny Maricon, She’s probably still pretty wild in the sack. Maricon gets banged by boys and she knows it and is disgusted by it, hence the lean out in their photos. It was all she could do not to squeeze GEOTUS’ crotch when they visited.
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I told my wife this groundbreaking news, and she claimed she already knew it, which is why she’s always in the gym.
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2nd.
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Worth a watch
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It’s a good segment. West was really hurt by his mother. You can tell. Trump is the great white bwana and Kanye knows it.
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I actually listened to what Kanye said and I found I agreed with all of it. When he had his break down, one thing he said in his ramble was that he killed his mother to get $20 million and be made famous in the music industry. If that is true, then he is trying to atone for that sin. I have developed a new respect for him and consider his support of Trump a good thing.
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Bolsonaro is my new hero. I encourage everyone to read up on him and his policies.
Last year he even led USA chants at a rally in Miami
The dude is a legend.
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m dying over here 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5yZkGzSehm
— 🎃 Frexecution 🎃 (@Frexecution) October 12, 2018
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Jair “Zap the Traps” Bolsonaro pic.twitter.com/e4ncYtU0FC
— 🎃 Frexecution 🎃 (@Frexecution) October 12, 2018
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Bolsonaro on prisoners’ rights and affirmative action. pic.twitter.com/IwQX2T8dfk
— Peter Cozy 🇺🇸 (@PeterCozy) October 12, 2018
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I like him myself. We need an entire nation of such men.
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No woman really wants a wrinkled wurst. She wants a young studly one.
Young men for sex, old men for money
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They like virile older men too because its a tried and true quality product. Money is a bonus. Don’t tell me you haven’t been tempted by some men far older than you. I get lots of smiles from young women so I know its true, especially when I am with my young kids.
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The study was from the National Institute of Health. I think the government can save on administrative costs by consolidating all of these institutes, agencies and departments that crank out studies on the bleeding obvious, into one agency. We can name it the “United States Department of Duhhh!!??.”
Back in the days of sane Democrats, Sen. William Proxmire specialized in exposing the waste of all these studies that prove water is wet.
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Shonterikka Wiliams
lolz
yo’ goys imagine the future when your children are thought by Shonterikka(s)
A Black school teacher, Shonterikka Williams, was fired after she told her Asian student to be “less chinky” & stop doing “oriental things.” The Black teacher’s defense: this is the “war on black women” and she can’t “personally be racist to Asians because they are closer to
— Darth Viper (@ViperDarth) October 12, 2018
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white people in terms of supremacy.” These are the people teaching your kids. pic.twitter.com/k7orXZOVLS
— Darth Viper (@ViperDarth) October 12, 2018
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This is why you homeschool if you can.
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TMI
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Females’ subconscious evaluations of sexual partners’ alpha bonafides also determines the chemical content of her vaginal mucus. If she respects a guy her fluids will cause his semen to congeal into a wad and stick to the bottom of her vagina near the cervix for longer. If she’s not really into the guy her fluids will allow his load to be watery so that it runs out of her sooner.
There’s also a correlation of cervical upsuck and her sexual satisfaction
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(((of course)))
New television series by Matthew Wiener satirizing the “desperation of white privilege in decline.” It’s really satirizing the declining status of white people in western countries. To add insult to injury, the show is based on the Romanovs who were murdered by Jewish Bolsheviks. pic.twitter.com/cjXHJmmjFZ
— Curse (@cursedsalad) October 13, 2018
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Haven’t they suffered enough at their hands?
Rubbing our noses in it now.
AH wanted to restore the family. He had support of Russian emigres. The nobles of Eurooe thought it was a disgrace what had happened.
Htf the UK sided with pozz I will never know
And Oink…I talk about AH . I had family die fighting for the cause. So FU.
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Htf the UK sided with pozz I will never know
Alistair Crowley, the Rothschilds and Free Masonry
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(((NYT))) asked (((Wiener))) why all 16 characters were white?
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if white privilege is in decline, will they end affirmation action?
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NEVER. If it is to be ended, we will have to end it, along with the (((people))) who shove state-sponsored racial preferences down our throats and call it justice.
Fuck them. I always throw that in liberals faces: what is affirmative action other than systemic racism against Whites and north Asians?
The USA is racist as fuck, only against Whites and White men in particular.
Jews, niggers, and aztecs have free reign to say anything about whites or any other race.
Clown world? Just say NO and speak the truth to normies whenever possible.
You may end up with a smaller social circle but who wants to socialize with beta-ized cucked faggots anyway?
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Just had a thought
What if the reason that sperm count is dropping in western countries is due to the fat women in the western world?
I know it’s all cool in the vag-ocracy to blame men. But what if it All comes back to actually being women’s fault?
In other words, what if the cause of western decline is not actually men not being men. But in fact women taking on a physiology and mentality that causes men not to be men.
It’s ironic to think that women’s issues are actually still projecting their own women’s issues, even on the macro ‘hate male patriarchy’ scale.
Perhaps women ultimately subconsciously hate and despise the freedoms that western men have given them.
If you have ever met a western woman who has converted to Islam and lives in an Islamic country you’ll know what I’m getting at.
Women can be happy in any circumstances. Except the circumstance that has too many freedoms.
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Fat man women and fat men. Sperm count is a product of a healthy body to a large extent. Sperm and reproduction are put on hold when times get tough to serve higher survival priorities.
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I’ve noticed that you will find attractive, slim, and feminine White women where the money is. Out in the less wealthy hinterlands, a slim 25 year old White woman is almost a unicorn. Especially if you up the ante to ‘no tattoos, slim, and feminine’.
Tattooed fat women are legion in poorer parts of America. It wasn’t always like that. I blame it on the deliberate destruction of our identity and culture by shitheel invading semites and their gullible low IQ sycophants.
The butterface is almost extinct now. She’s fat and got mystery meat kids, tattoos, no sense of style, and is now a liabilty to the future of the White race, rather than an asset.
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So I quote Don Lemon…use ‘negro’ in inverted commas and twitter bans me for hate speech
Cunts. Burn it all down
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Fuck that nigger faggot. When I see a black face on a TV unga booga-ing only one word comes into my head: nigger.
Then I tune out.
I just don’t care what they think, feel, or what happens to them. I wish I never had to lay eyes on another one outside of a documentary about their shitholes in Africa.
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😂 at the picture
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Sex is boring. Sorry.
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So you’re a 3?
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The Jew has NO shame.
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Nigger shoots white woman.
Look goyim, now he gets to rub those titties.
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Is the Secret Service compromised too?
Deep state sending a message?
I just saw an advertisement recruiting for Secret Service. Showed only niggers and women—not even the one token white man. Same (((advertising agency))) getting my tax dollars as every other large entity, public and private.
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My point is the secret service is supposed to be /ourguy.
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Some are. HRC went to great lengths to get her own people in. It is why guys like Dan Bongino left and the other guy who wrote the book about HRC and his experiences in the Clinton WH. I know a former SS agent who left over it too. He said HRC was bad news and had badly influenced the service. This guy is very Catholic and a big family man. I got to be friends with him because he builds models. He gave hints that things would change under Trump. I last talked to him in early 2017.
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CH,
You should deconstruct the Kanye Rant in the whitehouse.
Master West hit on a few things that almost all black fellows rattle around in the empty heads.
Why doesn’t daddy play catch with me?
I love my mom but she’s a mean ho bitch, why that?
Poor Nogs.
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