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¡SCIENCE, BITCHES! once again affirms Chateau Heartiste wisdom.

CHEATING ONCE MAKES YOU 300 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO CHEAT IN YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP

Authored by Psychology Professor Kayla Knopp, the study surveyed 1,294 targeted participants, communicating with them periodically over five years. It found that, of the participants who had at least two romantic relationships in that time, those who reported cheating in the first relationship were three times more likely to do the same in the subsequent relationship. Furthermore, those who reported suspecting their partner of cheating in the first relationship were four times more likely to suspect the same of their next partner.

Once a cheating whore, always a cheating whore. Treat them accordingly (like funtime spunktime repositories).

Complementarily, once attracted to a cheating whore, always attracted to a cheating whore. Treat yourself accordingly (learn to identify sluts by their telltale cues).

“Infidelity can harm individuals and relationships, and these results can inform prevention or intervention efforts by targeting risk factors based on previous relationship patterns in addition to the various individual, relational, and contextual factors demonstrated to predict infidelity in previous work,” the study claimed.

A poundtown of prevention is worth a bounce of cure. Translation: Use and lose sluts.

The second linked study is an even bigger MOAB of feminism’s pretty lies.

Other studies on relationships found that, for women, the uncertainty of a relationship can increase attraction.

One study, titled “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not … Uncertainty Can Increase Romantic Attraction,” was conducted on female undergraduates, but one of the researchers said she believes the findings would also be true for males. [ed: not alpha males] But how did this phenomenon come about? Are women bored by men who are clearly into them? [ed: disenchanted might be the better word]

“Uncertainty affects our thoughts in general,” Erin R. Whitchurch, one of the researchers, told ABC News.

Whitchurch said advanced technology messes with people’s minds because they have a million different ways to be contacted — like texting, calling and messaging on social media. With so many means of communication available, it’s a blow to one’s ego to be ignored. “Did he get my text yet” is no longer a concern. Instead, it’s “Why hasn’t he responded?” Whitchurch said. [ed: nah, this desire in women for emotionally vagabond men is older than social media]

Dread Game ftw. I really am ahead of my time. It is my delight and my curse.

From that seminal 2008 CH Dread Game post:

Women respond viscerally in their vagina area to unpredictability, mixed signals, danger, and drama in spite of their best efforts to convince themselves otherwise. Managing your relationship in such a way that she is left with a constant, gnawing feeling of impending doom will do more for your cause than all the Valentine’s Day cards and expertly performed tongue love in the world. Like it or not, the threat of a looming breakup, whether the facts justify it or not, will spin her into a paranoid estrogen-fueled tizzy, and she’ll spend every waking second thinking about you, thinking about the relationship, thinking about how to fix it. Her love for you will blossom under these conditions. […]

Examples of effective doom inducement:

Turn off your cell phone twice a week. Alternate days. Don’t do this on a Friday or Saturday night unless the relationship is shaky and needs a high voltage jolt of dread.

Make a blatant but plausibly deniable move on one of her friends when she’s not around. The news will get back to her. Milk it.

Call her from a very busy place so that she can hear women’s voices laughing and shrieking in the background. Don’t tell her where you are when she asks. Just say you’ll see her soon. […]

Like I’ve said, you’ll find more useful and insightful sociological and relationship analysis in the pages of this blog on one day than you’ll find in years’ worth of “relationship expert” boilerplate at pop media publications. And all for free! Am I crazy?

33 Responses to “¡SCIENCE!: Sluts Make Bad Wives & Dread Game Confirmed”

  1. […] ¡SCIENCE!: Sluts Make Bad Wives & Dread Game Confirmed […]

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  2. Oleaginous Outrager says:

    the uncertainty of a relationship can increase attraction

    “Oh baby baby, I’ll never leave you!”

    “You won’t have to, buh-bye!”

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  3. Jaded Jurist says:

    CH, dude, no homo, but you’re a gift to all men who have ears to hear.

    The rest of the world will soon be ready for you. Probably by mid-November 2020.

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  4. elooie says:

    The dread game post is still one of my favorite.

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  5. Ironsides says:

    The comment section of that Dread Game post is odd. Bizarre, even.

    Also, I don’t see any familiar names whatsoever.

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    • vfm#7634 says:

      Yeah, looks like mostly normies. C H hadn’t developed its clientele yet.

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    • Diversity Is Good says:

      That’s comments in 2008. No boring old Boomerfarts gassing at each other, no JOOZ3 ON MUH LAWN rants, more artful trolling. Much less traffic.

      Normies? Well, some. Gannon sure wasn’t. gunslingergreg still isn’t, speaking of familiar names.

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  6. Mean Mr. Mustard says:

    LOLZZZ

    Top Ways To Deal With Bitches – MGTOW

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      Chick has Sanpaku eyes in the still. Every time!

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      • Tam the Bam says:

        I think she’s somehow (like most women) internally aware of the real problem.
        She’s remarkably homely. Possibly slightly functionally impaired. Do not breed.

        The conflict is between the unconscious lowering of the ugly mug in rightful shame while tucking in the chin(s), a fight/fear-of-punishment reflex, and the uncontrollable desire to make eye contact with/be Noticed by a presumably marginally attractive man => excess whites displayed below the iris.

        Ha! 2 commas.

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      • Jaded Jurist says:

        I can see that happening.

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  7. Screwtape says:

    Indeed, dopamine is a slippery bitch.

    These birds, fingerbanging their iphags, are mindlessly pulling the one arm bandit to tickle the unknown future for some new tingles.

    The sloot machine of cocks provided by $ocial media has amplified the already treacherous nature of dopamine.

    Dopamine is a great motivator to pursue future rewards but can become a trap that can place novelty (read “romance” or “tingles”) above actual long-term needs and stability.

    Learning how to manage the “high”, like builiding some novelty into a stable pairing and staying away from the constant blinky lights of the casino of cocks, is essential. Or else addiction.

    Instead, they tinder on. And become “bored” by the expected and the ordinary. Which happens to be called security and provisioning.

    As i always say, “you should totally sleep around before you settle down hun. How else will you know the many ways in which your future husbnd will disappoint you?”

    You know whats more boring than everyday routine? Addicts.

    Cheaters are just addicts. If its any solace, its not really about you. I mean you probably are boring, but that doesn’t matter.

    She stops tingling because you are in the present, in reality. We live in a culture that requires the constant disposal of the present for a pull on the lever of the ‘what if’. You gotta be razor sharp or ween her off the juice as part of your game or else you are up against 150k years of scarcity induced surviva brain juice gushing around in a goddamn carnival of gluttony.

    Meatspace manaement aka Game is the only antidote.

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  8. Discipline says:

    A girl I met on Match confessed to having 15-20 sexual partners. 15-20.

    Fucking gross, man.

    No thank you. I hard Nexted her and gave her the reason why.

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  9. Discipline says:

    Anyone have experience with Mennonite chicks? An older gentleman I work with told me they’re the cream of all women if you want a wife and kids.

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    • Dread Forman says:

      You better start reading your Bible and learn to enjoy social interaction.

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      • Discipline says:

        I do, with people whose company I enjoy.

        The deadening topics of sportsball, tv shows, and pop-culture vapidities simply don’t appeal to me, which is the primary reason I avoid socializing at work. I should have been more specific.

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    • Tam the Bam says:

      I suspect that means you have two choices.
      1. become a Mennonite, as you will invariably fall under the sway of her older male relatives who have succeeded in keeping her on the right path all her life and aren’t about to relinquish her to heathens and heretics. For the sake of her immortal soul.

      2. prise her away from the strict patriarchal and religious structures that have so far scaffolded and supported her life, and watch her go EatPraySlut in a fortnight.
      You will also have to comfort her when she comes round to your divorcé’s trailer every once in a while to ask for more money. Have you got the answer to the question “why does my butt hurt so much?”. It had better be “lozllozlzoozzlll!”

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    • Jaded Jurist says:

      Because they’re not permitted any other form of recreation, Mennonite women eat a lot and have the bodies to show for it. The long, drapey dresses are not just for modesty, they’re for shame as well.

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  10. pdwalker says:

    Write a fucking book!

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  11. J.B says:

    Now for that book we are waiting for. I wanna know little CH’s story from start to present. For a fee of course. Nothing worthwhile is free.

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  12. The Judge says:

    Another good reason to knock up your wife as soon as possible, and keep her pregnant every 2 years. She’ll always be worried you’re leaving her.

    I guess if youre lucky enough to get one still in her early 20s, wait until she lokks like she really benefits from touching up her makeup at 2pm. THEN turn on the baby factory.

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  13. Sebastian Hawks says:

    Of course, just like trying an addictive substance any of the “natural” behaviors that also give you a dopamine rush are very habit forming and even when you give them up you always have it in the back of your mind.

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