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Lunchpail Game

The point of peacocking is to provoke a reaction of interest and curiosity in girls, which then provides you opportunity to display grace under pressure and amused mastery when the inevitable alpha-sifting probing questions and shit tests come flying. Peacocking is therefore an extension of or supplement to a man’s physical and social presence, serving a similar function as a square jaw, social status, and charisma.

Peacocking doesn’t necessarily mean flashy clothes. Any unique accessory can act as an electric zapper to bugwomen. For instance, this is Mutant Seven’s lunchpail Game:

I used to carry the coolest lunchpail on the block when I was a kid…

I still do…

Oh sure, some hall monitor shrews will object. These are the shrews you wouldn’t have fucked anyway.

36 Responses to “Lunchpail Game”

  1. mendo says:

    70s tits are the best tits. And a few years into the 80s

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  2. […] Lunchpail Game […]

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  3. @mendo

    It’s sad, but its true.

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  4. toocrazy2yoo says:

    Google Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw. First, middle or only? She turned up in the Boston Herald today. I’d post a link, but Hertiste won’t let it through.

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  5. NothingMan00 says:

    The next day, bring in a lunch pail with The Fuhrer’s mug plastered on the sides.

    [CH: lol. “Mein Lunchables”]

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  6. Major7 says:

    I can’t figure out how to post a pic, so I’ll just put a website.

    https://wanelo.co/p/23637451/zero-fox-given

    Heartiste reaches ever further into the culture

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  7. DH says:

    NE quadrant best tits: size, shape, cleavage

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  8. Major7 says:

    The Mod Emperor lashed out at me for trying to post a picture, like, 3 dozen times, and I’m too retarded to figure it out, so I’ll just write this.

    The wife last night ran across something online, a coffee mug that read ZERO, then a picture of a fox, then GIVEN.

    ZERO FOX GIVEN. She didn’t get it, so I told her it meant Zero Fucks Given, or ZFG for short. She was impressed that I’m down with the slang of my fellow young people.

    Heartiste continues to seep into the culture.

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  9. TLM says:

    CH

    Here’s some real gems I saw within the last 2 days, they go beyond the normal POZ.

    Single mom beaner subscribing to Direct TV NFL Sunday Ticket

    Alexa- Laura says she’s enjoying getting pounded out on her desk by her boss right now.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Yeah, I saw these too… not quite as douche chilling as the one’s with the stay-at-home day role-playing with only daughter and doing laundry according to her outfits.

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    • Truth-hammer says:

      It was in the 90s, I believe, that there was a douchey TV show called ‘Thirty-something’ about single, white and jew whiny people and their white people problem lives. I did not watch it but recall flipping channels and catching the ending of one show in which the wife (a corporate powergurlllll) was catching the train to go to work in the city and her hapless/ball-less, hipster-bearded , Mister Mom hubby was on the train platform waving her good-bye while he had their infant daughter in a stroller. I just shook my head at the jew rot. I want to gas the kikes for real this time.

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      • clarence boddiker says:

        yeah, very early 90’s. Kindofa sad-trombone show that really showed what it’s like to be in the real world.

        But to be fair, the two dudes were advertising partners.

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    • Cracker says:

      endorsing masculine traits for women and feminine ones for men. typical

      on a side note, every woman i’ve known who is into sports, follows teams, has memorabilia and clothes, etc is a girl who rode the carousel hard and has a nasty masculine personality

      she thinks it’s cute to act like one of the guys (it’s not) and she only gets into sports for attention and getting laid. gross

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    • clarence boddiker says:

      I already cancelled direcTV but I wish I could do it all over again in response to their Gay Men who love the NFL commercials.

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  10. Jaded Jurist says:

    Pair on the bottom right works for me.

    Perhaps some steel wool, baking soda, and maybe a little bleach could fix the bottom left quadrant.

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  11. Amasius says:

    Just about any girl who takes care of herself will have a nice ass, but truly great tits are something special.

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  12. Amasius says:

    …Virginia Bell.

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  13. Truth-hammer says:

    The coolest lunch-box I had was one like my grand-dad’s who was a welder. It was burnished aluminum with a huge thermos. I wanted to look like a grown-up. No Brady Bunch or Lost In Space lunch-box for me.

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