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Scott Adams, famed cartoonist, Trump persuasion psychoanalyst, and quasi-PUA with tight Game…

alpha or beta?

According to sources, this is Scott with his legit HB8 girlfriend, who looks to be half, or maybe a third, his age. Well done, Slaybert!

So, if we can judge a man’s soul — or in Chateau parlance, his SMV — by a body language snapshot of the lovebirds lovebirding, then this is my analysis of Scott’s worth as a Darwinian vessel of generational continuance:

  1. She’s into him (genuine smile, tits pressed into his chest, and shoulders curled forward (a sign of happy submission))
  2. No hoverhand from either
  3. He’s grabbing at her purse (subtle reminder that the money is still his)
  4. His posture is straight and true, and he’s looking at the camera rather than cloyingly into her eyes while she looks at the camera
  5. His expression is self-satisfied (probably taken right after an outdoor bang)

Btw, if these two aren’t banging and are just friends, I’ll eat my Far Side collection. That’s not a hug that two platonic friends would share. Way too much lingering flesh-pressed contact.

Judgement: ALPHA

PS A few black pillers think Adams is leaning into his girl. I don’t see it. I think the angle of the shot creates an illusion of him leaning into her. If he is leaning in, it’s very slight. I wouldn’t dock him any alpha cred for that. His erection might also be pushing him away from her, and that’s not anything to blame him for.

Now, if Adams were all over his gf while she was staring distantly into space and leaning away from him like she was secretly communicating with the cameraman that her pussy was on the market, then he would have betrayed extreme betatude. But that’s not the case here. This is symbiotic love.

You know what other man’s much younger woman looks at him lovingly and devotedly? This ALPHA:

Melania has a great ass. No wonder Trump doesn’t age in the office. If you’re his age tapping something that fine, it’s like taking an exotic anti-aging cock-in-tail. After you’ve plowed through Melania, your ego is so swollen that Chuck Schumer and Fauxcahontas are like little bumps in the road.

44 Responses to “A Body Language Analysis Of Scott Adams With His Girlfriend”

  1. CulturalResilience from Mobile says:

    If we’re ever going to photographed I put my arm around her waist and pull her in really tight against me. I can feel the delight spark in her when I do it.

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    • trav777 says:

      yeah i don’t put the 2nd arm around her…he’s a little too tight but she’s happy af to be there, no question in my mind

      I have several pictures like Trump’s with different girls over the years and a ton where I am looking at the camera and they are kissing me, leaning in…textbook shit.

      The girl should have her hand on your chest like that or she should be giving you a big kiss. Grab her waist or even her ass and pull her in. This shit mine.

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  2. Flip says:

    I think he had just proposed to her and she accepted.

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  3. Nothingman00 says:

    I’ve seen talk on the Chans that Scott is paying that Instagram model.

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  4. mendo says:

    Adams isn’t leaning. His torso is pointing one way and his lower half another. Maybe he did get some wood at that instant.

    His gf, Kristina Basham, certainly does look like she’s into him, though nowhere near the look of devotion Melania’s sporting.

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  5. Sentient says:

    Melania’s pose is pure female V sign…

    Heh…

    Her middle school frenemy’s never saw it coming. Zing!!!!

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  6. JRH says:

    I’ll go with the unpopular opinion. He’s still a beta, but making serious alpha strides. Given his current shitlord fame, I would expect more gals on his arm and the mystique of women thinking (or asking!) who he is with. This chick in particular seems to be latching on to his popularity (attention whore checkbox). If he is aware of this and is keeping her at arms length, then I think the alpha box is correct.

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    • Hackett To Bits says:

      Agreed. Adams sends too much social media message “luv ya babe” goop to be top alpha.
      Trump doesn’t gush to his wife in public and she loves him undyingly for it. That’s the way ya do it.

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    • Cracker says:

      the pic above is okay but i have to agree with you both

      i’ve seen a couple vidyas he’s made with her sitting next to him while he does a talk on one thing or another.

      no adoring glances, smiles, or affection while her brilliant man says his piece. that’s how it should be but there’s none of that.

      she mostly looks bored or annoyed that she has to sit through it. several times i’ve seen her pull away from him, cross her arms, etc when he makes a move toward her. very uncomfortable to see. imagine what she’s like with the camera off…

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      • Cracker says:

        i took a gander at the girlfriend’s twitter.

        as i said, i saw vids that made it took like she wasn’t that into him. but in all fairness, those videos were from awhile back.

        after looking at this set of photos that includes the one above, i’ve changed my mind. he looks good in these and she seems into him

        Wait?! What???!!! @ScottAdamsSays pic.twitter.com/qiXT8joDQ8

        — Kristina Basham (@kristina_basham) July 12, 2018

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      • Cracker says:

        hot or not, she is an internet ho though. she’s got tits all over her twitter. that means she seeks out attention from other men and he allows it. i don’t have even close to the status he has, still wouldn’t tolerate that

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      • Jay in DC says:

        Once again, we are of like mind. I think this is that thing that happens here where a single photo is used to convey something but reality doesn’t work that way.

        Scroll this THOTs twitter feed dudes. Her name is clickable right there. You scroll down about 5 pages worth and you will learn everything you need to know. 20 something THOT with 60 year old bald dude?

        She will be banging out Chad on the side with the quickness. She will wife this guy up and take half his shit. I really can’t stand people that are this blind to objective reality.

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  7. Chadimir Putin says:

    You’re only supposed to put one arm around a woman, as Trump understands. Adams is a fag.

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  8. CalvinDecline says:

    People like to sh!t on scott around here… I’ve been reading his blog since he first announced “I think trump has a 98% chance of winning” around a year before Trump got elected… and his girl christina stuck with him the whole time.

    He’s definitely smashing that. On his YT vids you can sometimes catch her in the background tossing things into her purse when he isn’t looking lol

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  9. Josaphine says:

    You definitely would have to plow it in the ass.

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  10. greginaurora says:

    Melania is putting that rock on her finger on full display.

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  11. greginaurora says:

    I think he talked about her too much when they started dating, kinda like “lookee lookee”. But everybody makes mistakes when they’re in the cocoon. Red Pilling takes time.

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  12. Ripp says:

    Beta. didn’t read the OP bit just looked at the pic. the coddling hold her close/hang on to her (like he doesnt want to lose her) is a beta tell.

    he needs to redirect here and starting reading circa 2007 forward.

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  13. Carlos Danger says:

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  14. baked georgia says:

    soccer is getting too ((( americanized ))). fifa has a “diversity director” that asked tvs to stop focusing their cameras on hot women

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  15. CalvinDecline says:

    Ha just caught “Fauxcahontas”.. that’s fuckin pro

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  16. Williamk says:

    Alpha. Scott’s clearly a learned alpha. From what I gather she’s a single mom and he’s got plenty of money and is semi-famous, so it’s not exactly the svengali hypnotism game he might claim. But you gotta respect the looks/age disparity and masculine-feminine polarity.

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  17. Rob says:

    What does this picture tell you?

    file:///C:/Users/R/Pictures/Trump.PNG

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  18. Laughing Shadow says:

    Not to nitpick, but Adams did Dilbert, not The Far Side. Just happened to be a fan of both.

    Trump is obviously alpha – Adams seems pretty damn close

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  19. Ryu says:

    Alpha.

    Looks like Scott Adams is around 50 yo. His GF looks around 25. Nice to see that he doesn’t apologize for liking young women.

    Wiki says he is 61. Damn he’s doing good. He’d be even better if he went full 1488.

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  20. Bob Hughes says:

    This requires some analysis. He is breaking the ‘divide your age in half and add 7 years’ rule. Adams is 61. His gf is 30 this month. The relationship is doomed. Full disclosure: my opinion is only based on my own personal experience. My ex wife is 29, and I am 48. Ultimately it became a father/daughter dynamic. This doesn’t work long term. I’m now seeing a 31 year old ( half my age plus seven), and life is good. I know, it’s only a two year difference between my ex and my current gf, but it seems a world of difference. I don’t feel like I’m dating my daughter.

    Also, he could be self-conscious that he’s bald and wears glasses. Those are two possible scenarios playing out in his interior frame. For these reasons I say it’s a beta posture.

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    • This is all anecdotal. My parents were twenty years apart to the month. My dad passed away in 2009, and my mom has told me she will never love another man. A literal Alpha Widow.

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    • Scanman says:

      He’s a bald, doughy, stooped, purse hugging faggot.

      You’re at a party. You see that guy. Do you have a visceral sense of respect or (lol) fear? GMAFB.

      Fan boys have bad judgement.

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    • trav777 says:

      If I’m looking for a serious, I gotta say I think this rule has some merit, give or take a year here or there.

      I’m gonna be 47 at the end of the month and I have a few 20 yo plates but c’mon now they’re fertile af but it’s a stretch to think that in this country it could work. Conversely if they’re near my age, what use are old women to anyone again?

      The problem with 30, 31 is they are suddenly desperate to have kids and I’ve learnt enough to see warning signs early and it DQs so many…

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  21. skunk says:

    Melania definitely has an admirable posterior, for her age.

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  22. Dune buggy says:

    CH giving old man adams way too much credit here. Re-read Joe Navarro.

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