The first scribed instance of use of the coinage “rationalization hamster” at Le Chateau. A later definition:
The rationalization hamster is a descriptive term for the typical woman’s tendency to rationalize her decisions to fulfill herself sexually such that her personal culpability in making the sex happen is removed or reduced. Since that original definition, the rationalization hamster has come to acquire a broader meaning, encapsulating all the odd little mental tricks that women (and sometimes men) do in service to their glowing self-conceptions.
I bring this up because in my Pullkit I have many lines that excite women’s hamsters, and a spinning hamster is a slicking clamster. (Translating from the wordplay: a woman thinking a lot about the hidden meaning behind a man’s words is emotionally investing in him, which will persuade her to perceive the man as a high value mate prospect.)
Zee personal anecdote:
YER ‘UMBLE BED-RAKER: i like your kicks.
THE LADY AND HER HAMSTER: thanks.
YER ‘UMBLE BED-RAKER: the unisex style is in right now.
THE LADY AND HER HAMSTER: *rictus grin* i’m preeeetty sure these aren’t unisex.
YER ‘UMBLE BED-RAKER: don’t run from it. look at me. *sweeps hands over self* everything i’m wearing is unisex.
THE LADY AND HER HAMSTER: haha, but no these are women’s shoes.
YER ‘UMBLE BED-RAKER: i figured you’d say that.
***
It’s that last line — “I figured you’d say that” — which has been killer for me on many occasions. It can be deployed in a multitude of milieus and in response to a plethora of parries (notably excepting two: when she calls out your self-disqualification bluff and when she rejects your advance outright), and it works the same ambiguity magic every time, stroking that hamster against the grain so hard it spins itself into a fluffy orgasm.
HER: buy me a drink first.
ME: i figured you’d say that.
***
HER: are you hitting on me?
ME: i figured you’d say that.
***
HER: what do you do?
ME: i figured you’d say that.
***
HER: well i’m a lawyer at ballcutter, llc
ME: i figured you’d say that.
***
HER: no i don’t have a waterbed.
ME: i figured you’d say that.
The point of the line, if used correctly, is to pave the way for a cold read. It gets the girl wondering, “what did he mean by that? what is it about me that seems predictable to him?”, and then you are off to the races if she so much as haltingly whispers, “how do you figure that?”. Curiosity drills the hamster.
Looch: My mouth tastes like balls
Me: I figured you’d say that
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Dread Foreman needs to get laid
Trust me nigga
For some reason I stopped creating sock accounts when I was getting regular pussy again. Maybe a relationship there you should consider
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“when I was getting regular pussy again”
I suppose porking a bean bag chair counts… technically.
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I’ve been porking some bean alright
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in a subject swerve…about the hamster.
Tell me this woman was not LOOKING to get raped
metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/afghan-teenager-raped-woman-campaigns-deportation-migrants-7496831/
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I’ve been porking some bean alright
And ah eats mo’ chicken than any man ever seen.
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It’s true that I’ve posted here before
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1) Greg Eliot livin’ in yo’ haid, rent-free…. check.
2) Using a phrase which Eliot first brought to the chateau… check.
3) Subtle attempt to snark at Christianity… check.
You’re dropping more clues behind you than a trail of rat turds.
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1) You truly are a legend in your own mind.
2) What phrase?
3) There’s no snarking at Christianity here.
4) You douche chill
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Heh, heh… there’s only one other person who ever tried that “legend in your own mind” snark on me.. and it didn’t work then either.
Just because a man can out read you… out think you… out debate you… and out philosophize you… doesn’t mean he saying he knows it all.
He merely outclasses you.
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HER: is that your cock in my mouth?
Da GBFM: If figured you’d say dat lzozozl
HER: But are there any condoms bigger than XXXL magnum?
Da GBFM: If figured you’d say dat lzozozl
HER: Is that your splooge in my best friend’s hair?
Da GBFM: If figured you’d say dat lzozozl
HER: It’s not cheating if I approve of the three other girls, is it?
Da GBFM: If figured you’d say dat lzozozl
HER: Here’s yourz beef fuctruinz sandwhichzlzozo
Da GBFM: If figured you’d say dat lzozozl
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good handle. But don’t bust on Looch. He is at least tapping something.
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The Supreme Gentlemen of CH have HIGH STANDARDS, dontcha know? Bc they’re awash in “HB11+” “HSMV” womyn because of “game”!
They would never stoop to getting laid by anything other than an idealized white woman worthy of the pedestal they want to place her on.
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Why do you hate White women?
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Incels hate white women.
Betas, gammas, and Manosphere boyim who should know better worship white women.
Then there’s the rest of us who just have a generally low opinion of them.
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Honestly
I started having more success with women when I began to see them as annoying/mildly retarded
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Greg, when did you start beating your wife?
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A more pertinent question is when am I gonna stop,
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Alas, using my name in vain (and my barbs, for that matter), and not even spelling it right. 😡
I am starting to appreciate the way youse yeggs cop my expressions, though… sincerest form of flattery, and all that. 😉
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Check that, the spelling was correct after all… thought I saw two l’s there at first, but it was just some schmutz on the screen. lzozlzozlzozlozlozl
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I’m positive that it’s Dread Foreman. He couldn’t resist the urge to bring me up.
And I’m going to assume this isn’t his first sock.
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Playing the sock game is douche-chill lame, even when it’s someone busting the chops of the usual chop-busters.
Ill-befitting a man, sez I… and here at the chateau of all places…
… ARE WE NOT MEN?! 😡
/through bein’ cool
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No we are Devo D-E-V-O
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Second tier Greg…you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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They wouldn’t even let you watch the games.
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I’m the one who does “, religious sect” round chere.
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Greg, are you a SDA?
I grew up in the church.
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Are you addressing me, or the sock puppy who likes sniffing the big dog’s azz?
If me, then I’ll just say there’s a lot about the SDAs I find sound, Scripture-wise, but I’m not fully onboard with it all.
Consider me a student of the Bible, with no organized affiliation.
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Greg what phrase did you pioneer you whack job
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Fuckwit, NOBDDY ’round chere was saying my “second-tier” until you (and Danger, btw) started mimicking it, in the effect to neener-neener me.
Go play in traffic. fool.. (((shakin’ mah haid)))
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One would think that, after a certain amount of telling counter-punches to their pitter-patter jabs, these Eliot Has Green Hair clowns would learn not to fuck with their betters.
Alas, there is no pain felt in Cybera.
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You have green hair?
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Dumbfuck, I invented it and it has stuck. I am rather proud of that.
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You invented nothing, you started saying it after I used the term ’round chere… and just because a new sock started using it doesn’t mean it “stuck”… yet another expression I’ve originated to gainsay the dweebs ’round chere who throw barbs that don’t hit the mark.
Danger, you’re becoming the king of douche-chills.
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[…] Your Daily Game: A Tasty Hamster Treat […]
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never to be used if she says: “i’m a model”
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^ Go to Neg. Go directly to Neg. Do not pass Compliment, do not spend $10 on her drink.
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oh…right…was it here on on TV, that attractive dude was on a reality tv date with an ok she’s hot I guess I chick who said she modeled, and he said either:
plus size?
hand model?
off brand generics?
foreign market?
one of those…it was glorious. fancy a cucumber up a ya bum?
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“off brand generics”
HAHAHA. . . . gold, Jerry, GOLD!
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“Not my first guess”
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“For sandwich-making products?”
“The Walmart floor-cleaning department, right?”
“For that ‘barefoot in the kitchen’ series?”
Not as good as off-brand generics, i admit, but trying to come up with some Patriarchy Negs. And probably failing miserably.
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A better neg for a “model” is to ask her what agency she is with, and for all but a handful it will be some small agency – and she knows it – and you say “huh never heard of them”…
If she says Ford, Wilhelmina, IMG, Elite, Next etc. just nod knowingly, then transition to a qualifying question… “yeah it’s a hard business… so what do you have going on besides your looks?”
Negging a legit 9 works, but your neg has to be subtle or more focused.
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What is your best sandwich?
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But do you know how to pluck chickens?
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“Gloves?”
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You say with total (fake) sincerity: I thought I saw you in the Kmart flyer.
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Kind of like what Sentient suggests… hitting her with follow up questions always works for me. Probably because a lot of guys take her at her word and just start “oh wowwww!”ing over her right then and there.
My canned line for the “I’m a model” is “oh? are you a rich model or a poor model?”
If she says rich, THEN you might be able to get away with “I figured you’d say that” and just question her about her appearance(rich models don’t wear THAT)… if she’s cocky about it, tell her “prove it” and it’s an easy free drink.
If she says poor, (and appears bummed about it) you can tease her about being camera shy. If she gets a little cocky/defensive like “yeah but I’ll be there soon”, you can hit her with “hey, there’s always porn”. Which, if she bites, is a nice transition to s3xualizing the conversatoin.
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stupidest kikess that has ever walked the earth
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Currently in Northern Israel on the Lebanon border.
Behind me is Hezbollah controlled Lebanon. You can see the yellow Hezbollah terrorist flag.
Look at the difference between civilized Israel, & Hezbollah controlled Lebanon that uses civilian homes as missile launch locations. pic.twitter.com/P7tdkUxxUv
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) May 10, 2018
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Hezbollah: who bitch dis is
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No mention about how these motherfuckers destroyed Lebanon and now Hezbollah IS the government? JFC they basically won parliament.
Bc they actually make the buses run and the hospitals treat patients. They run fucking schools. They’re a civic organization now.
Israel’s grand plan is to be able to use the IAF to rain death whenever they desire. They cannot win a ground war against Hezbollah. The only snag in that plan would be a sovereign nation near them with its own A2/AD capability or its own air force that could inhibit the IAF. So they pitch for total destruction of every other State in the region. And the fucking piece of shit dirtbag filthy camel fucking Saudis are in on it too. They reckon that they can remote control the sunni filth that inhabit those parts.
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Alex Jones has been letting his Mossad hang out too much lately. The actual plan seems top be to get Russia to give Syria a few SS 300 batteries while we look the other way. Politics makes for strange bedfellows.
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If Russia has any brains, they will flood Iran and Syria with weapons like the old USSR used to do.
And Airbus should step up and sell Iran jets bc Boeing now can’t.
We’ll see if Trump is playing the IMA NOOK U card like he did with PRK to get some peace talk traction at a more favorable balance to the US.
At the same time, if nobody wanted Iran in Syria, why did we run Timber Sycamore which prompted Assad to INVITE THEM IN?
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remember (((elliot)))
All these never Trump neocons are now singing his praise. #IsraelFirst https://t.co/YGes7KcvJt
— Will Westcott (@westland_will) May 10, 2018
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Watch that X-22 Report I posted this morning. You will feel better.
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If he’s the best president in U.S. history for American people, who gives a f-ck?
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“I’m not that kind of girl”
“I figured you’d say that.”
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this is the way to do it
South African man doesn’t like being called racist and takes decisive action. pic.twitter.com/GH6qXa2CnH
— Lord Molyneaux (@LordMolyneaux) May 9, 2018
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I was just teaching that elbow strike tonight lol…it’s a good technique for when someone is right in your face
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You were “teaching” that? That must have been a short lesson.
What is there to teach about that? At that range, and ambushing, you should be able to kill a man with a toothpick.
While I certainly approve this pre-emption, Trav’s response is a classic example of how dojos waste your time. Attacking other people isn’t normally the problem for anyone, you dick. The problems arise when you *get* attacked.
Such a bozo.
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still waiting for your resume, you fucking incel.
Someone is in your face, they are announcing intent.
you couldn’t defend yourself against a girl, you piece of shit.
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how are your kids doing, Try Hard Trav? do you teach them martial arts too? or would take too much time away from hanging out with your gook girlfriend?
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they’re doin great, thanks for asking…
btw do you have any?
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Gook? I thought Trav only banged black chicks.
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as opposed to fapping in the basement to IR porn like you?
you people are the biggest losers on the internet
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In Trav’s world there are only gooks, black girls and hands to bang…
Telling.
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It was solid and deserved, guy did it the right way. The problem as we all know is, what comes next. Which in most western nations is about a half a dozen 911 calls and the hate crimes charges, the felony, the jail time, etc. So I say once again, you ready for that?
Because it’s the “iron price” (*hat tip GoT*)
p.s. Ballcutters, LLC—> I want partial credit for that CH, but it is funny as phuck either way captures the zeitgeist well.
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The default action in DC is to hire a lawyer immediately and sue sue sue especially if you lost.
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here’s another good one to start the weekend off with. warms my heart to see a young man taking care of business like this
White man gets attacked by a whole family. pic.twitter.com/zSd2xnSOIj
— Lord Molyneaux (@LordMolyneaux) May 12, 2018
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Good video and this ties into VagDom’s many points about how fights in real-life tend to play out.
Our man in blue came through, despite sloppy field conditions. But with all the chunks of wood laying about, it could’ve gone south real fast.
Thanks for posting, Cracker.
Made my day!
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Wow this is epic content to the 10th degree.
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Like proper hygiene, verbal sparring with a girl or a woman is its own pleasurable reward. Even–especially?–when you know it’ll be a brief encounter.
We get clipboard-bearing solicitors knocking on our neighobrhood doors all the time. Last winter a college girl came to my door and I can’t even remember what service or product for which she was trying to get me to part with my personal info. (Pro tip: that’s what their employers actually want).
We’re standing my front stoop. She put some pamphlet brochures in my hand. I asked her what she does. She says she’s a student in Baltimore City. What are you studying, I ask. I forget what, but something in the arts and humanities, she said. “Huh,” I say expressionlessly, studying her pretty face, “if you were a boy I would talk you into changing majors and doing something more productive.”
An obsolete version of me would have feared that she’d tell me to eff myself and stride back into the growing dark. She giggled nervously, looked very confused and said, “Haha! I don’t know how I should take that!”
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Good push there. Sounds like the convo was uncalibrated, though. Where did it go from there? Real or fake number? I woulda told her a story of when I did door to door sales, got her laughing and gave her tips. Teaching/leading. Tease, tease, kino, kino, then used your line and would have expected “giggle, you asshole, giggle”. No confusion. But that’s just me. I agree that it is its own reward, but it doesn’t have to be brief. Get talking about other stuff and then say, “I gotta go, but give me your number and we can meet up and talk about your business.” And then meet up and never talk about the business.
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Thanks. I’m leaving out most of the flirty conversation. I had no interest in whatever she was, uh, pushing, and honestly I was missing my TV show and my coffee was growing cold. (Ha! What have I become?!)
I gotta go, but give me your number and we can meet up and talk about your business. There, that’s what I should have said. Note to self.
She did describe briefly what her boyfriend does, so I know he exists. (I don’t care.) Like I say, a younger, stupider me would have been flustered, but I’ve learned so much from our Dark Lord.
Off topics: I’m bookmarking yer blog. Musician you say? I’m thinking of buying a secondhand electric bass and amp and noodling with them.
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Ah, good old Judge Dredd game:
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Da hamster…
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OT but recently i found a purse. It was left in a shopping cart outside in a grocery store’s parking lot. I looked thru it..it was professional looking..lots of id, etc.. owner looked like a slender, attractive late 20’s girl. Checked for cash (none of course) then handed it in to customer service. Before i did, i left my business card..placed it in one of the slots beside her id. She couldnt have missed it.
An hour or so later, i was leaving and i recognized her in the distance hurriedly and anxiously returning to the store.
So now a week has passed and no phone call. Not even a simple phone call to say thanks or wonder why my card was there.
Then i remembered my CH teachings and the explanation appeared. The Fundamental Premise.
I laughed a hearty red-pill laugh. Lolzzzzz Which attracted the police. With a boot on my neck they commented to me:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
I groaned, “blake lively!”
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trump’s shekel lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
how can a goy like myself get in possession of this treasure?
Donald Trump’s image to honor his decision to move the American embassy to Jerusalem. The Mikdash Educational Center said Wednesday that the “Temple Coin” featured Trump alongside King Cyrus, who 2,500 years ago allowed Jews to return to Jerusalem from their exile in Babylon. 🕎 pic.twitter.com/KNqjnQN4ZD
— 🕎𝓐𝓶 𝓨𝓲𝓼𝓻𝓪𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓲™ישראל (@ElishevaBetesh) May 10, 2018
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how many trump’s shekel I would get if I sell my immortal soul?
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The glib answer would be thirty, I guess.
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13 pieces of silver is the going rate.
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Is that the going rate for a potter’s field these days?
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Cyrus doing a solid for the kikes ended like this, btw:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Esther
“Unable to annul a formal royal decree, the King instead adds to it, permitting the Jews to arm and defend themselves on the day chosen for their annihilation. (8:1-14.) On 13 Adar, Haman’s ten sons and 500 other men are killed in Shushan. (9:1-12.) Upon hearing of this Esther requests it be repeated the next day, whereupon 300 more men are killed. (9:13-15.) Over 75,000 Persian people are slaughtered by the Jews, who are careful to take no plunder. (9:16-17.) Mordecai and Esther send letters throughout the provinces instituting an annual commemoration of the Jewish people’s redemption, in a holiday called Purim (lots). (9:20-28.) Ahasuerus remains very powerful and continues his reign, with Mordecai assuming a prominent position in his court.”
2,500 years later, the bullshit continues.
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Complexity and deception are not your strong points are they? This is how one is wise as a serpent. All good executives do this, Nothing is as it appears in the press here.
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do not know what you are talking bout
my mother always told be a simple kind of man
are these trump shekels what they appear or are they actually different
They are beautiful like chocolate cake I would hate see them changing
into some kind of Alex Jones design
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@ cortesar.
I have a post in mod that outlines some of the very many great things Trump has done since he came into office. I hope CH will unmod it bcs you certainly don’t need to feel negative about him at all.
His swamp-draining so far, for example, has been Herculean. And he has actually fucked up the Israeli’s plans for Syria.
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great
I hope there is no complexity or deception in your tribute otherwise
I will be compelled to continue admiring trump shekels instead of reading it
Isnt that profile of our emperor beautiful btw
Totally inspires me to die in the desert for the glory of it
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Luke 20
24 “Show me a coin. Whose face and name is this?” They answered, “The emperor’s.
25 Then he told them, “Give the Emperor what belongs to him and give God what belongs to God.”
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VD, Cortesar would rather blackpill because of superficial relationships with Jews than accept we are winning and admit he is being stupid and childish. No one said we would get the 4th Reich so many of you dream of. I will be happy to get a functioning nation again that isn’t trying to kill us off. We have far too many people with their heads up their asses to have a purely white ethnostate that was well functioning.
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What irony given that Cyrus was a PERSIAN king. (read: Iranian) who are now the worst enemy but it was all cool when he was letting them do what they wanted. Got it…
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I’ll need to read up on that incident but I seriously doubt Cyrus let that go unanswered. I expect there was a massive pogrom in revenge- anudder shoah!
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LOL
Hey cutie what trouble are you up to?
Me? I dont get into trouble
I figured youd say that
What you couldnt have possibly known
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careful out there. hamsters going wild:
“Paradise Valley police arrested a woman Tuesday on suspicion of stalking and harassing a man she met online, according to Maricopa County court documents.
Court records say Jacqueline Ades, 31, of Phoenix, visited the man’s home and office while flooding his phone with threatening text messages. She began stalking the man last summer shortly after meeting him through a dating website, according to the documents, which were submitted to the court by police.”
Ades is suspected of sending the man around 65,000 text messages and sometimes 500 in a single day, court documents show.
Paradise Valley police said in a separate statement the man called the department last summer when he found her parked outside his home. Police said they escorted her off the property.
Police said Ades began sending threatening text messages after the incident, including multiple death threats.
“Oh what would I do w ur blood! … Id wanna bathe in it,” was an example listed in court documents.
Another included an anti-Semitic epithet with Ades describing herself as the “new Hitler.”
…
Court documents say the man called police last month when surveillance footage showed Ades in his home while he was out of the country.
Paradise Valley police arrested Ades after finding her taking a bath in the home on April 8. At that time, police also found a large butcher knife on the passenger seat of her car, the court documents added.
She was later released, but failed to appear in court on multiple occasions, court records show.
Scottsdale police later escorted Ades away from a Scottsdale office building where the man worked, Paradise Valley police said.
Police say Ades told the Scottsdale officers she was the man’s w1fe.”
one date. what did he say/do? these women are f’ing unbelievable. Cat Lady Winter is coming.
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/scottsdale-breaking/2018/05/09/woman-accused-stalking-threatening-paradise-valley-man/594909002/
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pic in mod.
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No alpha would meet a woman online. No alpha would look once at that monster, much less twice. Verdict: hard luck Beta.
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come on, Hack. you’re smarter than that. yeah, she’s a roadworn, overweight 6 who let herself go, but what woman goes nuts like that for a beta? have you had a stalker? betas don’t usually trigger stalker behavior. they are usually the stalkers themselves.
and alphas need a scratching post too, now and then. meeting someone “online” simply translates as convenient/low effort.
anyone who’s had a stalker will tell you 500 texts a day is an impressive number. 40 a day is enough to make you want to change your number. 500 a day? I can’t even imagine.
and breaking into his house, not unheard of, but still… imagine if the genders were reversed. a guy would be looking at time in prison, a permanent restraining order, possible lifetime sex offender registration, a hate crime for the Hitler reference, etc.
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I exaggerated a bit lolzlolzlolz.
Yes, I have had stalkers of the 40 texts per day variety, the massive shit tests after one date variety, and the ‘I tried to commit suicide after you dumped me’ variety. Not like this particular lunatic.
I think she lost it because:
A) she’s a sick pup
B) the hamster couldn’t fathom rejection/ lukewarm reaction from a Beta.
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Another included an anti-Semitic epithet with Ades describing herself as the “new Hitler.”
BUNZZZ >>>>> OVEN
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Yeah, I was thinking that for the Peak Alpha with Wrath-of-G0d Pimp-Hand, this beey0tch might actually have some potential.
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The only thing I’d be really worried about with the kn1fe-wielding chicks is the Andrea Yates option. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Yates
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Look at her photo. See those eyes? 8 kinds of crazy. I had an ex who was in a full blown manic episode and looked JUST like that. She was convinced someone was after her and had to be hospitalized.
I would not be surprised if the chick isn’t in a full blow manic episode too. You go cray cray and do shit like send 1000s of text messages. They are -generally- not actually dangerous but there is always that chance for a follow through. Her nazi ideations gave me the lulz though. She’d be a wonderful concubine to a nazi LARPer I think.
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65,000 texts, up to 500 in one day…
Are they sure she isn’t just aiming for a Guinness Book of World Records entry? 😉
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lisa page style numbers. impressive.
1 text, ever, is too many
bangs predate sms
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Alex Forrest
Paging Alex Forrest. Your rabbit is now available for pickup.
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I was expecting something a bit more like Glenn Close.
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in the meantime in the nonracist world, a dam bursts killing 47 people in Kenya.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patel_Dam_failure
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“Patel” dam. What else could be expected?
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‘dams bursting’ is going to be the metaphor of the next five years.
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reminds me of the recent affirmative action pedestrian bridge collapse
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CH: “The first scribed instance of use of the coinage “rationalization hamster” at Le Chateau” –
May 10, 2018: In chicksperanto “that’s funny” translates as “I’m seriously thinking about doing this with you, as long as you don’t say anything to fuck up the rationalization hamster currently running in overdrive in my brain.”
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“don’t say anything to fuck up”
That’s the key in all of this.
All Hamsters are constantly probing you for weakness – from your Mother’s Hamster when she first pushes you out of her w0mb, to your First Grade teacher’s Hamster, to your Prom Date’s Hamster, to your W!fe’s Hamster, to all of your current plates’ Hamsters.
Weakness, weakness, weakness, weakness.
Their Hamsters will never stop sniffing you for signs of weakness.
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I don’t have any personal experience with d@ughters, but my guess is that nothing but nothing but nothing is as vicious as a d@ughter’s Hamster sniffing for signs of weakness in Daddy Warbucks.
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and maybe attributing a deservedly light momentum to the scrutiny of. all said. hamsters is too a way to pass their examination?
Most of these silly games are won by walking over them, winning conventionally is akin to losing
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Muy excelente!
And mildly OT, but within this week’s theme of women uglying themselves up: was at the store yesterday, it wasn’t busy and there was a girl cashier. Long, long hair, BUT–some neon shade of pink. She was wearing a skirt, at least it was a somewhat sexy school girl skirt and then I saw her face.
First caught notice of the stud pierced next to her left eye. It was a double. As she spoke, I saw on right in the middle of her upper lip. (What’s that part called right in the middle of the top lip?)
Eyes still had some innocence to them, or maybe it was her feminine sounding voice that made me think that. However, they were shrouded with the dark eyeliner these gals seem to always overdo nowadays. Way too much makeup, but I repeat myself.
She turned around and I saw a tattoo on the back of her thigh, but could only see part of it as the rest was covered in her knee-high socks. There was another inside her forearm.
I bantzed with her just to keep up the practice of doing as such but my heart broke looking at her. Just made me sad.
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“but my heart broke looking at her”
Tell me about it, muh brutha.
You could try “Daddy Game” on these chicks: “Get that metal outta your face and have a dermatogist remove that tat from your thigh. Here’s my number; don’t call until you’ve made yourself pure for me.”
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Cappy, as I drove home, I was thinking the exact same thing. Hell, my thoughts later that night got quite creative.
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mendo, these girls went with the herd and now find themselves on the wrong side of poz-tery. and there’s GANGS of em.
my thoughts on the proper frame for these castaways? first, prostrate yourselves and apologize for your fuck-you-dad/fuck-you-patriarchy, selfish, anti-civilizational, traitorous whore behavior, then we’ll talk.
oh, and you’ll be happy with food and water and occasional fucking you get or it’s back out to the curb. no vacations together. no fancy dinners. no flowers. no cards. no balloons. no arguments. no insolence. no backtalk. or back to the curb.
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PJ, I agree with the Frame which you’re outlining.
The problem I see is that you’re a dude with a conscience, and if you bring in one of these stray cats, then your conscience is gonna torment you over the question of the pump-n-dump.
Going all “Sh!tlord Daddy Game” on the marginally mentally stable/unstable chicks is treading into “You Break It, You Own It” territory.
And it’s not clear to me how “Sh!tlord Daddy Game” ends well with anything short of BUNZ -> OVEN.
Whereas you could find yourself deep into “Sh!tlord Daddy Game” and suddenly realize that you simply don’t want to put BUNZ -> OVEN.
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My gut is telling me that bringing in the strays via “Sh!tlord Daddy Game” is probably gonna require all of the strays becoming effectively Sister-W!ves.
You might wanna consult HBO’s “Big L0ve” for at least the Frankfurt School’s take on that sh!znat.
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Cappy, just keep the strays locked up and let them know the consequences should they try to, uh, stray.
I’m looking at it from the other way that you could get these gals to do whatever you’d like of them. These gals know who and what they are. Lead them just enough and their yours.
Remember those Smallville gals?
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“My gut is telling me that bringing in the strays via “Sh!tlord Daddy Game” is probably gonna require all of the strays becoming effectively Sister-W!ves.”
yep, that’s the obvious conclusion for girls who’ve already long since squandered their untrammeled-nubility/patriarchy entry fee, isn’t it? and I think that would be a fair deal.
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Granted, I’m just talking here (whole point of the blog.)
I know I’d be ensconced in the abyss living out that kind of thinking.
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Mendo – precisely – if you’re a psychopath, you can do anything with these chicks.
In fact, targetting the mentally unstable and the marginally stable/unstable is precisely how the lizard people in The Frankfurt School were able to gut Western Civilization in the first place.
But I’ve read so many thousands of poasts from guys like you & PJ that I know your consciences would torture you if you were to damage a Stray Cat.
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“But I’ve read so many thousands of poasts from guys like you & PJ that I know your consciences would torture you if you were to damage a Stray Cat.”
true I’m not the opportunist type but’m not even sure if “damaging” them if the biggest problem. the biggest problem with these “stray cats”, and with women in general, is their astronomical levels of pride. you could offer them a great deal as a sister w1fe with a complete package of food, shelter, clothing from Walmart, protection, etc, and they still would rather be first string for a greater beta fucking Mexican than second string for a white alpha. they just wont acknowledge how slim their options are in the committed relationship department.
so even if you offer them a relatively compassionate, fair deal as a sister waifu, that includes a plan for the future and getting all their basic needs met, they can’t accept that they are THAT far down that it’s actually a bargain.
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My conscience is tortured daily thinking about all the stray cats who aren’t being tortured.
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“their astronomical levels of pride”
Well I reckon that a big part of “Sh!tlord-Daddy Sister-W!ves Game” would have to involve breaking that pride like you’d snap a wooden toothpick between your fingers.
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Going all “Sh!tlord Daddy Game” on the marginally mentally stable/unstable chicks is treading into “You Break It, You Own It” territory.
We should ask the gunslinger, Cap. He’s got a PhD in that, and his own lab by the sound of it.
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like CH once taught us: tell her. something outstandingly logical when she’s “ready for sex”.
I have tried it twice, and the scene is far better entertertainment than the sex it “replaces”.
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Going to try this on the wife today. Should be good for a roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
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What knockers!
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” i figured you’d say that.”
Powerfully phrased. So much slicker than “I knew you’d say that”, which seems to invite argument “no you didn’t”.
Will put in file along with go to “we’ll see how you play your cards” which can also double for most of the questions asked in the OP.
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After many years of searching I think we may finally have found a possible downside to being alpha.
Breitbart: ‘An Arizona woman has been accused of stalking a man after she broke into his home and for sending him an incredible 65,000 text messages after dating him only one time via an online dating app.’
Meanwhile, cucks are pleading that we can still find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Ibid.: ‘The devolution of the Never Trump publication National Review took another move to the left, with the publication of a column calling for conservatives to surrender on the issue of transgenderism.’
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National Review is pure Judaism.
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Pretty sure he’s a beta. Alphas don’t have to bother with crazy chicks.
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Body Language 101: Spot the Alpha edition.
How to sit ?
How to stand ?
How to talk ?
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what about inviting Nathanyahoo to 9th may parade while he is bombing Syria
(that very day)
looks like we have 2 zionist stooges not one
Dark is the Night
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you are Polish, right?
here is the Polish version
and cut that crap about alpha language bs
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File under WTF?:
According to People magazine, Brad Pitt is dating 42 yo (((Neri Oxman))), Israeli-born divorcee and MIT professor.
The man needs an intervention…
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He has an infamously small dick, so he probably had confidence issues to begin with. He’s also getting up there in age.
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He’s 54, a world famous movie star, can have his pick of young women for -impregnation- , not merely for dating.
He’s in his Alpha prime of age, he’s not ‘getting up there in age’. For comparison, 54 yo world famous movie star Johnny Depp is dating a 23 yo hottie.
Hell, I’m dating younger / hotter / non- Chosen than Pitt’s (((companion))).
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He was an idiot for choosing that freak Angelina over Jen Aniston in the first place. The cheeseball’s got no frickin’ taste.
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Angie, in her prime, is one of few women I’ve ever considered a 10.
Tomb Raider era, I was absolutely in love.
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She did have a kind of niggerish look about her.
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Maybe Pitt wants to finish raising the six kids he HAS (yes, only three of them “biological”; none of that was the kids’ doing) rather than basically abandon them to make, focus on, and favor a “second family”. I’ve known guys whose fathers did the latter. Scarred them for life.
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He needed an intervention back when Angelina was shit-testing him about adopting a bunch of nonwhite kids.
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in service to their glowing self-conceptions
Cracked and tuumbling more than aglow I would posit
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Isn’t Angelina Jolie a bit of a mystery meat? We should consult Greg “the cunt” Elliot for his seal of whiteness approval. Amirite?
Shakin’ ma haid….
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Shake yo’ haid vigorously and I may stop living in it, rent-free.
Fail more, sock boy.
Funny how whenever I step on Danger’s shoes in a thread, all these other socks appear to nip at my heels.
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For the curious, google a picture of her mom, when younger… spitting image.
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Omfg!!!
Ann Coulter just used one third of the (((echo))) for Adrian Abramovich.
Be still, my heart!!!
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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-11/brennan-strzok-and-kerry-allegedly-set-espionage-traps-trump-team-hunt-fbi-mole
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It works on Internet retards, too.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. If you don’t call Charter, please, get help somewhere. #maga #trump #tds #crazypeople
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“65,000 texts, up to 500 in one day…”
She could be hired to meddle in an election.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5725913/Mother-sent-photo-performing-sex-act-man-ex-charged-inciting-assault.html
Once more “on true nature of women”..
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Rampant hamster alert!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/i-was-recruited-by-allison-mack’s-sex-cult/ar-AAxg1q0?ocid=spartandhp
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