All girls are judgmental, but not all girls pretend otherwise. In your thigh adventures, you’ll come across a subspecies of chica who flirts by cutting men down to size and watching their reactions. She’s the Crisis and Observation Girl [COG]. If you can take both barrels of her muffshot without flinching, she’ll clear a snatch path for you.
The COG can be vicious. The worst of them can incite an omega male to suicidal ideation and a beta male to an SMV-cratering explosion of butthurt spite. Many wannabe alphas are brought low as well, unprepared as they are for the COG’s gleeful sadism.
What’s the COG’s MO? She quickly finds your weakness, and ruthlessly exploits it for personal gain or public spectacle. Subconsciously, she’s testing your jerkboy mettle. The man who makes the grade can set the tone of the seduction from that point onward.
The COG is brash. Politeness bores her. When she rejects you, she wants to relish the pain of her stinger piercing your soul. The Cog won’t hesitate to defy social convention; she’ll confront suitors with barbs like “You’re weird”, “You have food stuck in your teeth”, “Try a different girl, this right here *waves hands over you*…this isn’t working for me”, “You’re too old/young/ugly/boring/hipster for me to care”, and my favorite “I can’t believe you thought you had a chance!”.
Obviously, we’re dealing with a girl who could be a clinical sociopath. But stay the course, Chadington Cockmonster, because it doesn’t take a lot of skill — only state control — to crush her outer defenses for an easy victory march to her soft, chewy center. The COG is if nothing else easily impressed by unflappable jerkboys (she’s used to men crumpling in a heap of mortification or lashing out in impotent rage, so the jerkboy of refined emotional continence is her dreamboat.)
Now we get to the choicest cuts of this post: how to reply.
I have a go-to line that I’m ready to share with you. It’s multipurpose, effective at deflating any COG, no matter how bitchy. A warning: say it with a nonchalant smirk. Not anger. A hint of anger will cause the line to backfire.
GIRL: You’re too [X].
TRUMP’S RECENTLY HIRED PERSONAL ASSISTANT: I didn’t ask for your approval.
A variation on the line, if it suits you: “I don’t remember asking for your approval/opinion.”
It’s a line that thoroughly takes the wind out of a COG’s sails. Sure, she’ll try some comeback — “well i’m giving it” for example — but it will invariably sound feeble. The subtext — or subcommunication — in the line is critical to understanding its power: it at once disqualifies yourself from chasing her and it implies she’s chasing you for a reaction. It’s a script flip move.
A short buddy of mine used to drop this line whenever girls would mention his height (it happened enough for him to be prepared to hear it — the urban jungle is full of nasty womans). He would follow up with “but good job noting the obvious”.
This shit test counter strategy is a part of the “assume the sale” Game technique. The framing created by the line puts the girl in the position of the outsider striving to make an impression on a higher SMV man. Girls love to be in that position. Another variation on the same theme:
GIRL: You’re weird.
TRUMP’S RECENTLY FIRED PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO MELANIA: Whatever floats your boat.
Give it a whirl in the field and let us know how it goes.
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Hawk comments,
Her: you’re weird
Master of his Domain: children should be seen and not heard.
Her: can’t believe that you thought you had a chance.
Butthurt: bitch
Beta: uh uh….stammers.
Alpha level bronze frame: chance to get you pregnant? Slow down, honey, I barely know you.
Alpha level silver frame: I don’t recall asking your opinion (no smile)
Alpha level gold frame: quit stealing my negging lines, perv (smirks)
Alpha level nuclear frame: stop staring at my crotch when you say that. (Laser eye.)The mastery of the riposte distinguishes butthurt from nuclear ZFG. The nuclear frame gives the subtext that you can ditch her for another at a moment’s notice, i.e. dread game. Verbal and physical communication must be in sync for this to work.
Outcome Independence is the psychological essence of alpha maleness. Assume the Sale is the tactical essence of alpha maleness.
Tell her ‘you need to give your father a call. He wants to have a sit-down with you.’
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CH spices up his missives by riffing on old movies such as Blade Runner, Conan the Barbarian and David Lynch’s DUNE. Respect for the ’80s.
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when in doubt, sadism. really.
if you’re not lying awake at night worrying about whether you were cruel enough to pierce a certain modern woman’s vastly-inflated opinion of herself, then you are simply not going to survive the 2018 dating market and you should pre-order your sexbot today.
but it can and generally SHOULD be a subtle sadism. as in, a tone of voice that says “pity you’re so deluded about your place in the world. let me give you a hand with that.”
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I know one. I made a comment about being set up with a cog on here before. It went badly. She said I was weird in front of people, and she also said my face scared her. I came across her again and at that point I used a trick I learned on here that defused her. Agree and amplify. If you can get one of these laughing, you have won. She came from a background where her mother divorced her father and he was often on the receiving end of her hostility, a helpless sort. She softened on me a lot but by then I had lost interest for various reasons you can probably guess.
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Agree and Amplify saved my marriage.
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SHE: “Your face scares me.”
YOU: ” < LOL ha ha ha > Wait’ll you see what I look like when actually I’m angry with you.”
[CH: GIRL: “your face scares me”. POONLORD: “whatever turns you on”]
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nice one CH
whatever turns you would be a good response to almost anything
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*whatever turns you on…
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CH:
If I remember from your commenting archives, I think this is a better one (which I’ve used with virtually flawless success):
COG BITCH: “you’re annoying. go away.”
PLAYA: “Is this how your profess your charms for me?”
Always add a pregnant pause before the response, and talk to her over your shoulder, light smirk. Then slight back turn after delivered.
At this point you’re free and clear. If she doesn’t respond, you slowly walk off. But she will respond, and usually chuckle.
It’s gina’ tingler/bitch neutralizer.
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1 correction, it should be in statement format:
“that’s not the way to profess your charms for me”
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“Your flirting skillz suck big time. Call me after you get back from six months at Charm School.”
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[…] Deflating The Riotously Judgmental Girl […]
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TRUMP’S RECENTLY FIRED PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO MELANIA
This made my day!
hahaha
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While I understand the challenge aspect of gaming such a cunt, why would I have any real desire to risk my dick in such a hole? Or even spending any time around it if I have a choice? Life is much too short to waste it with walking, talking bleeding hemorrhoids.
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my thoughts exactly
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well, she’s probably a virgin or close to it
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Some times you do things just because it’s hard. This is just like masturbation.
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nice one
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It’s related to that “just because it’s there” Mt. Everest thing.
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think of it as a type of charity. you need not want to bang her to recognize that something abrasive is sticking out (her ego) and you just happen to be carrying a hammer.
(don’t the Japanese have a saying about this?)
otoh, yeah. we should be rewarding good girls with our attention. not civilization-wrecking thots.
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Because sometimes it’s Friday night and you’re in a dimly lit section of the bar and you have nothing better to do or it’s Saturday afternoon and you’ve got such a broad back at your apartment and uttering a few phrases is all it takes to unload on a set of 34 Ds.
By the way, where is Elmer T. Jonez?
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I think saw him the other day commenting on the rational male.
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Self amusement.
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I’ve cum to enjoy the cunty ones. Maybe its just my sense of humor but I love the bitchy tit for tat with a gal who has no limit to how nasty she’ll get in a flirty kind of way. They’re usually the real dark, moody ones who are bored with normal flirting and turn into banshees in bed.
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I know plenty of these ball busters. Living in the LA area, you’ll find these sad sad cunties in droves. Strong chance they’re some combination of model, actress, writer, photographer, “brand ambassador” (whatever that means) in which they’re (unfairly) celebrated for owning a vagina, but don’t produce, sell, or otherwise create anything inspired, talented, or unique. Foul mouths, brazenly uncouth, and always getting under people’s skin when absolutely unnecessary.
It’s amusing to note their levels of projection while also applying some classic reverse psychology. Deep down these women know they ain’t shit (and never will be shit), so they have to physically, mentally, and emotionally tear down anything and everything that could potentially be meaningful. Fun to fuck around with, but generally avoid like the plague – truly a Sisyphean effort to keep them satisfied/mollified.
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Had to do this somewhat recently when I was out with two of my significantly younger cousins. Table full of 6 or 7 very hot, very bitchy looking chicks. Walked up and sat down. The one closest to me actually started yelling at me. Then said to my cousins, “Tell your DAD to get out of here!!.” (she caused such a scene her friends looked embarrassed.)
I just looked at her calmly and said, “I think it’s a little early in the evening for you to be calling me Daddy.”
Did not bang, but rest of the table laughed at her.
Glad you’re all my brothers.
FE
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Great story.
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nice job
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That’s why they call you Fast Eddie. 😉
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GE- I laugh every time you write that.
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If they had a YouTube clip of Jackie Gleason saying that to Paul Newman, I’d post that every time. 😉
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Nice. Lol’d
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Well done!
Next time consider for the ZFG:
“Is this your manic phase or are you just on the spectrum?”
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One of the popular snarks women seem to knee-jerk with is, whenever there’s a mention of some women of less-than-stellar virtue by a man, you’ll hear:
“Turned you down, did she?” and that self-satisfied look as if a comeuppance had been delivered… even though the broad would probably have said the same thing about the target subject if she were in a gaggle of her friends.
Comeback is “You can’t turn down if you haven’t been asked.”
It seems to work as a shiv, as if directed not towards the subject of the conversation, but directed towards the snarker herself.
And it always gets the last laugh in the same mixed company she attempted to cut down a man who dared to say anything negative about ANY woman..
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In a word, but laconically,
“whatever”.
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Her: you’re weird
Master of his Domain: children should be seen and not heard.
Her: can’t believe that you thought you had a chance.
Butthurt: b1tch
Beta: uh uh….stammers.
Alpha level bronze frame: chance to get you pregnant? Slow down, honey, I barely know you.
Alpha level silver frame: I don’t recall asking your opinion (no smile)
Alpha level gold frame: quit stealing my negging lines, perv (smirks)
Alpha level nuclear frame: stop staring at my crotch when you say that. (Laser eye.)
The mastery of the riposte distinguishes butthurt from nuclear ZFG. The nuclear frame gives the subtext that you can ditch her for another at a moment’s notice, i.e. dread game. Verbal and physical communication must be in sync for this to work.
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Two ways I have handled these kinds of public put-downs:
1) “and you like it.” or “You wouldn’t have me any other way.” as though she’s attracted to the defect. She may well be.
2) Agree and amplify to make the weakness cartoonish and get everyone laughing. This requires calibration so you don’t come across as pathetic.
Basically you just entertain yourself and maybe some bystanders before moving on or turning your back to her. Sometimes when you move on she follows, other times not. So what? It gets you the last word and maybe a chuckle before you turn your back on her. I’ve had the girl chase after wards from both these strategies so they can work for betas.
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“Your trying to hard”
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you’re not your
but otherwise good
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I like it CH.
Also, That whole Nice Guy™ framing by chicks can and should be dealt with in a similar manner; “didn’t ask your opinion honey”.
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Alpha platinum response : is it that time of the month sweetheart?
Alpha tungsten response : foreplay like this can only lead to sex
Alpha uranium response : punch her in the face, steal her purse, say “gotcha bitch” and walk away
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GIRL: You’re too [X].
Seth Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn) : Well, that is a matter of opinion …… and I do not give a Fu<k about yours.
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GIRL: You look x
Ben Shockley: On a scale of ten, I’d give you a two and that’s only because I’ve never seen a one before.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Whenever a girl negs me outta the blue I try and take a breath and not spit something back at her too quick.. my go to when I can’t think of shit to say is: Oh Yea? with a half cocked smile. If you say it with the right inflection it basically means: “I really don’t give a shit what you think,” which is obviously the perception you want her to have of you, without having to say it.
It’s a good comeback for anything, and works best when seemingly the most inappropriate. Kind of like our esteemed host’s ‘I don’t wana get you pregnant line.’ Which is fucking gold when used on the right girls btw.
They usually smile and say: yea! And I just shrug and change the subject or don’t say anything at all. Getting the last word in with women is highly overrated. They will stew over an unanswered text or neg more than any quip you can throw at em usually.
If she’s especially bitchy I’ll get away from the word games altogether and let my eyes linger on the most unappealing aspect of her face or physique for a hair longer than is comfortable. That’s always a good, non verbal sequitur to pound town, in my humble experiences.
[CH: good point about not needing to get the last word with girls. silence is often a man’s best friend.]
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“nice ears…”
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“Your left eye looks kinda good.”
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sometimes the best response…is no response
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>”I can’t believe you thought you had a chance.”
“There’s a lot about me you wouldn’t believe.”
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I like your response, would definitely I’ve had luck with “they teach you that in charm school?” In similar situations with great success when I was a single man.
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My riposte is usually, “That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me.” Done with a smile. Her comment is like a duck to water–it just rolls off my backside. Totally disarming.
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