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It’s CACA and the Nightmares, everyone! They’ll be in all zee veek. Check that, all zee VEEKS. Plural, ad infinitum, ad nauseam, for eternity, an illimitable void of endless aztecalypse.

Hilariously, via Buzz Mohawk.

PS Fred Reed seems to think America is being overrun with Penelope Cruz’s. Eh, not quite, Fred. Not even close.

75 Responses to “Scientists Have Determined What Americans Will Look Like in the Future, and It Is Beautiful”

  1. Well in fairness, Fred is legally blind now.

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  2. gunslingergregi says:

    holy shit mayn

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  3. KnobSlobRob says:

    Is that Jeb Bush’s first born? *Shudders* (uncontrollably)

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  4. Ockhams Chainsaw says:

    From this day forward when I hear the word “hominid” I will picture this…and make more white babies.

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  5. Cracker says:

    so everyone’s gonna have down’s syndrome? huh

    [CH: downs syndrome is a euphemism for the third world.]

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  6. Ironsides says:

    Excuse me while I go slip into something with SS runes on it.

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  7. Ironsides says:

    This has to be one of the most undignified exits a country has ever made from the stage of history.

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    • Greg Eliot says:

      Kill me now. 😦

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    • Carlos Danger says:

      The Romans were invaded by people who had hot women, even if they made outrageous hair sculpture with lard, you had some raw material to work with. This would have gone straight to a silver mine.

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  8. […] Scientists Have Determined What Americans Will Look Like in the Future, and It Is Beautiful […]

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  9. racerxx says:

    yep penelope cruz alright. maybe after like a bazillion chalupas..

    I know what Le 56% face looks like. This must be much much lower.

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  10. jeangray07 says:

    Sterilize. Now.

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  11. stevetirone says:

    You cock. I nearly drove off the road when I saw this.

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  12. Hackett To Bits says:

    I’ve pointed this out to Globohomos.
    They either get real quiet or sputter “a…a white guy killed all those people in Las Vegas!”

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  13. Williamk says:

    Penelope Cruz is actually Spanish from Spain, if memory serves. Pretty much any hot “Hispanic” girl will be mostly Spanish/iberian admixture.

    Amerindians genes mostly produce ugly trolls.

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  14. tripper says:

    Эйй грязныe кгбшныe сучки, пoчeм нынe oпиум для нaрoдa?

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      Бесконечные развлечения были опиумом людей в течение многих лет.

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  15. A First Lady fit for President David Thorne Hogg!

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  16. The Judge says:

    I think I used to work with that guy.

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  17. GB says:

    All that plus the inner beauty of a school shooter

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  18. Cool Shoes says:

    That type is already common in Southern California, complete with muffin tops.

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  19. She was turning her ass around. Joe Biden told her to shoot a shotgun in the air and sheeit. Its racism that killed the Hildebeast.

    Can’t we all get sarong? Its Made in China and one size fits HOGG.

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  20. Lance Draper says:

    sexiest orc in the shire

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    • Punching In says:

      That made me laugh. There’s a story about how Grima Wormtongue’s descendant runs the most important newspaper in Middle Earth, which praises the inclusion of oppressed orcs in Gondor, the smashing of Theoden King’s statue in Helm’s Deep, the reintroduction of goblins in Moria, and the very first orc to join the Rangers. Complicated weapons and tools are discarded as they aren’t orc-friendly enough. The orc ranger comments that hobbits taste great with pepper.

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  21. Feral Sigma says:

    PS Fred Reed seems to think America is being overrun with Penelope Cruz’s. Eh, not quite, Fred. Not even close.

    LOFL, yeah, he’s really jumped the shark, hasn’t he? You’ll notice that his site is now copyrighted in his Mexican wife’s name. I’m sure this is closely connected. (His beandaughter, BTW, is attending school in here in the U.S on the V.A.’s dime, or at least that’s how I remember it from one of his columns a while back.)

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    • Cracker says:

      “his site is now copyrighted in his Mexican wife’s name.”

      proof right there that he’s lost in life and not playing with a full deck. any man who would marry a woman who won’t take his name has got huge problems. obviously no respect on her end and she wears the pants in the relationship.

      that’s sad enough but this guy is going one step further and getting letting her take over his career and reputation too. what a sad sack. no wonder he puts out crap like this. he wants everyone to be as miserable as him

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      • dickycone says:

        Whoa. Fred’s wife didn’t take his last name? That’s almost unheard of in Latin America, even today. At least, I live in Central America (in my wife’s country) and I’ve never heard of it. As a test after we got engaged I asked her if she was planning on taking my last name and the question seemed to confuse her, sort of like asking if she was planning on continuing to eat food or sleep regularly.

        Latina feminists are rare, but the ones that are out there are some of the worst fanatics. I can only imagine what a Mexican woman of a previous generation who didn’t take her husband’s last name would be like.

        [CH: i’ve heard rumors his wife is half-jew half latrina.]

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      • Feral Sigma says:

        She has a facebook page. Make of it what you will:

        https://www.facebook.com/violeta.gonzalezmunguia

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      • Cracker says:

        makes more sense if CH is right and she’s half jew

        even though most latinas don’t look like penelope cruz, the majority are at least more apt to embrace traditional gender roles and worship their men the way all woman should.

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  22. Nads says:

    Sorceryqueer – your prom date resurfaced.

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  23. cortesar says:

    ahctualyy that pig is more sinister than other pigs

    On Friday, Rochester Deputy Mayor Dr. Cedric Alexander and Deputy Chief La’Ron Singletary announced that 21-year-old DACA illegal alien Abigail Hernandez had been arrested by the Rochester Police Department after allegedly threatening East High School with a school shooting, according to 13WHAM.

    “I’m coming tomorrow morning and I’m going to shoot all of ya bitches,” Hernandez allegedly wrote on the East High School Facebook page, using a fake social media
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    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/02/24/im-going-to-shoot-all-of-ya-btches-daca-illegal-alien-arrested-for-school-shooting-threats-in-new-york/

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  24. Not sure if that bit of glistening splat under her nose is unwiped mucus (the result of an especially hot jalapeno), or the greasy remains of the 15th chicken wing hastily consumed as the police were knocking on her door.

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    • jvo17 says:

      that bit of glistening splat under her nose is unwiped mucus (the result of an especially hot jalapeno), or the greasy remains of the 15th chicken

      I’m wagering:

      a) both
      b) same concoction as worn by Droolin’ Joe Kennedy.

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    • John Whorfin says:

      Nah, you’re seeing the rare photo of a freshly-detached lamprey, with the juices of its host still coating its sucking mouthparts.

      Please don’t feel bad for it though, the 9th Circuit will insure that it reattaches (to your wallet) as soon as possible.

      Keep working, white man! Tax Day is coming up and millions of lampreys are counting on you!

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  25. PBR Streetgang says:

    Tuco wasn’t half as ugly…

    https://goo.gl/images/DZDGko

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  26. TLM says:

    I tried really hard to get Corky to tone it down with the booze that night in TJ when we celebrated the renewal of Life Goes On for another season, but he was determined to fuck a Mexican hooker. And now we know what happened to their love child.

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  27. traitors first says:

    ya know I always wondered exactly why the flamethrower was invented

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  28. one look at her and I thought ; ” Build the wall NOW !!!”

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  29. Is she the love child of Rosie O’donnel and some illegal mexican ?

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  30. Space Viking says:

    I’m a little more optimistic about the future.

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  31. Amasius says:

    Made me think of the fluke monster from X-Files.

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  32. I think it’s name contest time! This beautiful young lady deserves to be more famous than triggleypuff. So what do we call this poster child for DACA Dreamers?

    1. Shotgun Dreamer?
    2. DACA Dreamer Babe?
    3. Dreamerly Puff?
    4. DACA Chica?

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    • Tam the Bam says:

      The chans are going with La Goblina.
      La Criatura is already taken by that equally grotesque bulldyke crisis actor from Florida (“I take your gunz, gringos!”. That one).

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  33. Oleaginous Outrager says:

    Just worthless insects
    Genetic debris
    Exterminate all bugs
    With agent Zyklon B
    Oh, please

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  34. rocko says:

    And this is the sad part. Donald Trump is actually considering amnesty for Dreamers that look like this. And to top it off, unlike the Reagan era amnesty, at least it can be argued that mostly laborers got amnesty, and men at that. Now I imagine that hambeast up there, assuming she went to school, was probably studying something in the realm of psychology or Chicano studies. And I bet one of the dindus in the football team hit that.

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    • Tam the Bam says:

      Abigail is not studying anything.
      Abigail cannot study anything.
      Abigail is 21 years old, and still in high school.
      Terrorizing the actual kids.

      Because some idiot made an exemption for the likes of her to stay in HS until they were 24 (or whatever number the authorities were given by her infiltrator parents; she could be 35 and we’d be none the wiser).

      That is because Abigail is an honest-to-goodness mental defective.
      Of the kind that was identified at birth, and kept in a secure unit out in the country for life, when I were a lad.
      This one will doubtless contrive to breed. Sequentially.
      Enjoy, tax-mules!

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      • rocko says:

        And now, apparently even Trump wants to raise the age of gun ownership to 21. Let’s just keep making young adult more retarded.

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  35. Cesare says:

    The raw physical plant is repulsive enough. But consider the expression on it. The arrogant lack of comprehension, she don’ know and she proud of it ese. The painfully vapid, bovine gaze, you can practically see ‘VACANCY’ flashing over it’s head it red neon on an empty road in the middle of no where.

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  36. Philomathean says:

    HB -6 is fair.

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  37. Stake From Jake Jarm says:

    Charles Murray must be proud. “when I look at the crowd, I see a mestiso waifu”

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  38. Norman Franklin says:

    Bill Glory Kristhole could hire her to toss his salad, then have national review do a glowing article on how she is helping to stop the epidemic of school shooters by volunteering as a cum dumpster for young betas that can’t get laid. That might be a solution the left could actually get behind. The title of the article could be DACockA gift of the gods. Or # muh human burrito

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  39. Stake From Jake Jarm says:

    Let’s see:

    Ann coulter says that these are the majority of mass shooters these days…well except for actual democrats…third worlders who either jihad and can’t fit in with normals.

    On the other hand, goofball Charles Murray who loves him the bell curve but thinks that linking any nationality plus any profession is an argument. As if Somali wine steward is equal to or greater than French sommelier or German engineer is less impressive than Pashtun engineer. blech.

    At the end of the day, someone in america fell for the idea that america is some magic dirt concept and not based on the people who are actually here.

    So you get pelosi saying america is great by immigrants, she means illegal mexicans and somali muslims…not Germans…of course. Basically, the lefts’ vision of america is a place that’s incomplete. but they’ve figured out a few somali war-tribes, mexican peasants, and pakistani rape-herders who will fit the bill of americans that will make the america they want us to be.

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