A comment from Tiberius that had me chuckling,
The strip clubs around here are more circus than anything. We went to one on a friends birthday. The hottest one had only one arm. She dragged the birthday boy up on stage, ripped the elastic out of his underwear, took his belt, wound it tight around her stub and whooped his ass with it. I’ve never seen anything more surreal in my life. I do not get boners recalling this experience.
I’ll take a wild guess which region in the US this “Weird Americana” titty bar is located: West Texas.
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