Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.
Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.
Corrective: A Great Patriarchal Pumpkin rising from the pumpkin thatch.
The Pumpkin Theory Of Female Choosiness
Jan 8th, 2018 by CH
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Love it, but youre about three months late on this one heartiste.
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2 pictures refuting 10,000 feminazi words with lol. What more do you want?
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“What more do you want?”
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BTW, if Audacious Epigone’s numbers are correct, then the sad rotting pumpkins are unbreeding themselves right out of existence.
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Younger Hotter Tighter Tradcon Pumpkins FTW.
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[…] The Pumpkin Theory Of Female Choosiness […]
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>> Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.
^ The “virgin”
>> Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.
^ The “vampire”
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R.I.P. Barry.
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Showed this to my wife and she howled.
She also had jolly good rogering a couple of hours ago.
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Did she squirt? Tell us about your wife getting fucked
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Heh, heh… Proverbs 16:18, right on cue.
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Judgie, we talk about grownup topics here, like grownups. Do try following the proprietor’s example.
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She is a daily squirter ….with me anyway
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omfg
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You guys have gotta try the cold chai.
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Unfortunately, sad rotting pumpkin has real freedom of choice only if all the nice guys get deprived of THEIRS. And that’s the true impetus powering feminism these days.
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nah; these women have dogs. MGTOW is men’s response to rotten pumpkin and dogs.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This blog. You might have to jump off the CH train every-so-often to T. C. of B.; but no matter how much work you do, you still end up riding the Château Express back home sooner or later.
It’s a blog for all seasons.
Literally.
Happy Fresh Pumpkin…and Sad Rotting Pumpkin! – damn it, CH, it’s going to take a few DAYS to stop laughing over that one.
But the God of Biomechanics laughs on…
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She can bring home the bacon, and burn it while talking on the phone. She can put off children, until her ovaries are coughing up stones.
Cause she beez crazy. O B – G Y N !
Little girls dream of Barbie Mansions. Teens dream of hair and makeup. Young women dream of fulfilling careers. They all want a Prince in America, a country that kicked Royalty to the Curb with GUNS.
WHY ARE WE LETTING THEM VOTE?
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