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Shiv Of The Week Contest

Today we have two Shiv of the Week contenders vying for the Sacred Shiv of the Order of Shivlord.

Shiv wielder #1:

VS

Shiv wielder #2:

One shiv is a penetrating thrust into vitals, the other shiv is a poison-tipped prick of the skin. Both shivs have similar effects on the egos of the victims: crushing deflation.

Poll:

93 Responses to “Shiv Of The Week Contest”

  1. PA says:

    Keith is ready for the Red Pill.

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  2. jvo17 says:

    “Thanks for being my gay* best friend that isn’t gay.**”

    Do I have this right — * homosexual
    ** lame

    ??

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  3. […] Shiv Of The Week Contest […]

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  4. Innondus says:

    anyone feeling like shit poasting on anti white videos should check this youtube channel. some choice quotes from the commentariat:

    Where are the moderate Christians whenever the coalition drone bombs children & hospitals in the Middle East?

    I just spend a couple of hours reading the comments on the #MoreThanARefugee video featured right now. It feels good to hear a sensible voice now.

    How about not lumping all Muslims together with extremist. That’s an idea.

    I am genuinely scared for British Muslims. Please be safe everybody.

    When I kill myself, Do I push White Genocide?

    Just theoretically, why would Jews want to destroy white people? Aren’t most Jewish people also white?

    white people become educated about the history of whiteness and the actions of their states, they might show empathy with people of other races, ethnicities, and national origins? That’s supposedly the same as hating yourself? Becoming educated?

    It was a scary experience reading the comments being made by those who agreed with him (black pidgeon speaks)

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    • safespaceplaypen says:

      if those are their best retorts and comebacks then I’ve received my white pill for the day – in the meme wars libs and muzzles simply can’t compete.

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      • Ironsides says:

        It amuses me that the leftists always portrayed themselves (though not in those words) as the masters of shiv — attack dogs against “the Man,” lean, mean, and ruthless.

        Now that they’re facing genuine opposition they’re being revealed as clumsy, narrow-minded stuffed shirts and maiden aunts, blundering about and harrumphing “this is all quite irregular!” while the velociraptors of the right run circles around them, biting and slashing.

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  5. Rotten says:

    I voted for the ghey bestie. The first woman is actually virtue signalling. She can’t really be shivved, just shamed and make an example of.

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  6. Naughty Sigma (formerly "Some Guy") says:

    Jesus Christ, shit like that bottom one is almost enough to turn me gay.

    I’m wondering, is that is the inherent nature of women?

    We all know that there’s a radical difference in deportment between Western and non-Western women. Non-Western women are generally much more agreeable. Is it Western women whose nature has been corrupted by a decadent society, or is it non-western women whose nature is held in check by societal pressures of more traditional societies? Which is the case?

    Comments?

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      “I’m wondering, is that is the inherent nature of women?”

      Yes. Women are clueless to your strengths, simply because their forebrains are incapable of grappling with your forebrain, but Lucifer endowed women’s hindbrains with Hamsters that can sniff the very slightest smell of weakness in you.

      And it gets even worse than that – women’s Hamsters appear to be programmed to cull the herd of weak men, which is why you get so many stories of seemingly decent men being broken by their mothers or their w!ves – often to the point of being driven to su!c!de.

      Now there’s not much you can do about your Mom [other than figuring out non-lethal strategies for dealing with her bu11sh!t], but for your w!fe, you d@mned better learn to choke-phuck her Hamster to d3ath, or else her Hamster will send you to your grave.

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    • safespaceplaypen says:

      I think its the former and I think it is related to identity. You can’t underestimate the tragic influence of a decedent spoiled society. White woman of the USofA for example naturally identify with the current and historical culture and designs of America because that’s all they see every day – it’s what they perceive as being a good-ole American; whereas non-westerners in the USofA do not naturally identify with our current and historical culture because our culture is not theirs. They (non-westerners) will naturally rebel against what they experience while in this country, preferring their own culture to ours. This is perfectly normal.

      So when a non-westerner sees our current decadent culture, they do not want to be a part of it because it is viewed as “American” (or in the case of other western countries, it is viewed as “western” or “english” or “french” or whatever). They are naturally inclined to rebel against our “rebellious” degenerate culture, preferring their own ways instead, because that is where their heritage aligns. Once again, all this is perfectly natural.

      But in the case of assimilation, this poses a problem for both westerners and non-westerners. How do we get the non-westerner to accept our western (i.e. degenerate, decadent) ways?

      Well, one of these ways is to get the non-westerner to interbreed with the native population; another one is to get the non-westerner to simply abandon their beliefs at the cost of being shamed and ridiculed; and a third one is to simply overwhelm the non-westerner with so much of our culture (i.e. porn, promiscuity, fast-food, etc.) that they will have no choice but to assimilate – our culture will be too “enticing” for them. Some non-westerners are able to see right through these methods, others are not.

      What does this mean for us westerners, since we are the ones who have to bear the burden of our women?

      Since we’re the ones who are stuck with the degenerate culture, and have nowhere else to turn like non-westerners do, the best I think we can do is take charge and fix our own shit: gradually end immigration, gradually change m@rriage laws, gradually change voting laws, gradually develop a better more ambitious vision for our country (don’t want to be just stuck in the past, the biggest mistake conservatives make), and so on.

      I’d give the West about 1000 years of time to gradually fix our shit, thus fixing our western women. Anything beyond that and we’re toast.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        You can’t “FIX” the female hindbrain – it’s hardwired.

        All you can fix is YOUR GAME – own yourself, zfg, get mean, get nasty, learn how to break her Hamster and make it your b!tch, beat the crap out of it if necessary.

        But fixing people?

        That’s sh!t-lib fantasy un-think.

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      • Per Desteen says:

        Captain,

        You’re right about fixing.

        Nature prefers culling as the term. Self-culling is pretty much the province of humanity. A goal ought to be surviving beyond the self-culling period with 3+ offspring within like genetic and cultural communities.

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      • safespaceplaypen says:

        “But fixing people?

        That’s sh!t-lib fantasy un-think”

        wrong. people’s perceptions and beliefs of the world can be manipulated. not everything about human perception or judgment is “hardwired” into the human brain, otherwise we’d be solving integrals right from birth. Women, more so than men, make their judgments based off of larger societal queues. This means if we change these societal queues, we can change women’s judgment.

        Women and men were not behaving as ridiculously in most times in the past as they are today. This is evidence of the importance of societal influences outside of the individuals subjective experiences.

        You can call it “sh!t-lib” fantasy all you want, yet here they – the sh!t libs – playing the game of changing societal values far better than we are and getting more substantial results.

        Do you deny that (((sh!t-libs))) have been successful in changing the perceptions and beliefs of the western population?

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  7. williamk says:

    gay bestie shiv is a landslide winner here. It humiliates its target. The slut daughter abortion shiv is great but more for the crowd…the target is not humiliated or embarrassed, the shivver is just a necessary foil for her goodwhiteness. If anything she wanted comments like that.

    Only when her peer group notices her shivvability and downgrades her status can cumulative shivving effect her. But the gay bestie shiv is visceral and can’t be rationalized. Probably gave the guy shrinkage and an immediate T drop and made him sit in a dark room for an hour mumbling to himself.

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    • mendo says:

      She’s disgusted with the beta bastard. So she calls him gay for all the world to see, with a smile on her face. She keeps him around to see how much shit he’ll take from her. She probably dropped a deuce on him and he thought it was the bees knees.

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      • Cracker says:

        yep

        no matter what the context, if a girl calls you gay, she’s got a major lack of respect for you and thinks she can do no wrong. it may not even be about you. girls like that are bitches with big egos and probably treat everyone just as shitty.

        i’ve never had a girl call me gay but that’s unacceptable and she’d be gone as soon as the words left her mouth.

        besides that being a sign she’s a bitch, it’s also low class trash behavior. no man should keep that kind of bs in his life. you can manage her somewhat with game but why would you want to? girls like that are not worth the headache.

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      • plumpjack says:

        she’s just doing what her biology tells her to do. she likes him, but she’s disgusted by his supplicating and has hot a dead end.

        she’s actually a bit of a shitlord. she wouldn’t be doing him any favors by rewarding his self-defeating behavior. one day he may show her his gratitude for the wake-up call… by giving her a pearl necklace.

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      • plumpjack says:

        *hit a dead end

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      • Cracker says:

        yeah, i get that she’s testing him and he probably deserves it. there are certain lines that people shouldn’t cross though. a girl calling a man gay is one of them. especially when it’s a friend/boyfriend, someone she supposedly cares about.

        i’m older than most guys on here so i still expect good manners in a girl. even in a fight, there should be certain a level of respect and maturity. if a girl can’t manage that, she’s not going to be worth it in the long run.

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      • plumpjack says:

        “so i still expect good manners in a girl.”

        me too. but if she had good manners she’d be in his league, the female equivalent of nice guy beta. but she’s already apex predator material, and he’s chum.

        his best angle would be to stop lying to himself, and to her, and just tell her, “hey, I want to learn more about what turns women on. will you help me?” at least that would be honest, and she would respect that.

        he doesn’t even realize how dishonest he’s being. he’s not nearly as nice as he thinks he is, and he WANTS THAT PUSSY. he just needs to be shown that its OKAY to want it, and what to do with it once he gets it.

        it’s also okay for her to be a cunt. all is fair.

        students of game would do well to watch a few episodes of the garbage TV show Blind Date. they made a gimmick out of pairing people who were out of each other’s leagues, and the results were often hilarious. Blind Date XXX took it to a whole nother level.

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      • Cracker says:

        agree with you on all counts.
        him going to her for help is a fantastic idea actually.

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      • Vagina dominator says:

        Re seeking her advice.

        Hey, do you think you could show me how a whore would suck this?

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    • “But the gay bestie shiv is visceral and can’t be rationalized.”

      I dunno, man, check out his feed – he doesn’t seem to be grokking the Big Picture – he’s still stuck in “NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST” mode.

      https://twitter.com/KKirby88/

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        We were all Nice Guys once, we’ve all been there done that – the key question is how to break a Bro outta that vicious vortex of the infinite feedback loop of “Nice”.

        The loop needs to break down somehow. The belt has to snap right off the pulley.

        And the distributor has to be permanently out of stock of replacement belts.

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      • Tiberius says:

        The dude seems to be in love with his buddy Mike. Maybe the chick’s trying to ease the guys exit out of the closet.

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      • zodak says:

        somebody on twitter needs to link him to some red pill nice guy posts to get him out of the zone.

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  8. Cucksworth Classics Editions: “My heart leaps up”

    My heart leaps up when I have heard
    “I love you as a friend.”
    So was it when I was in school,
    So is it when I take the stool
    And watch him take her hole for turd
    (O let me end!)
    Her child is fathered by my bull
    And now I wish, most days, to be
    Watching reruns: “Sex and the City”.

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  9. redone says:

    What should friendzoned guy’s response have been?

    “Vanessa. . . we should see other friends. . .”

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    • williamk says:

      thanks Vanessa but just bc I haven’t made a move on you doesn’t make me your gbf. you’re just not my type.

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    • Publius says:

      To tie her to the bed next study busy session and then play with her little titties while she squirms around. That’s what she wants.

      Seriously when he says “give me your hands” and then starts tying she will give a surprised (happy) gleam in her eye look and there will be no resistance.

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    • zodak says:

      “thanks for being my fag hag”
      then he needs to stop being friends with her. she will never see him as a man.

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  10. mendo says:

    Haven’t you already posted and written on one of these, if not both, already?

    [CH: i don’t think so, tho it could seem that way given how many of these beta orbiter shivs sound the same as they slice thru id-meat. i got shiv #2 just a couple days ago.]

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    • Col Nicholson says:

      Abortion mom was posted in comment section of “Manginas Are Running Western Countries,” 02-07-17.

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  11. LB says:

    I vote for the first one. That shiv eviscerates the vitals of millions of slutty, libtard, femcunts at the same time. The second one just insults one poor beta.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      I think the problem gets back to the nature of the Hamster, and how Lucifer created it to cull the herd of weak men.

      Sh!tlib [non-Chr!stian] women want access to ab0rtion services so that they don’t have to give b!rth to a ch!ld c0nceived of anything less than Peak Alpha seed.

      PRO-TIP: If you’re a Chr!stian, and if you knock up a sh!tlib chick by accident, then beat the crap outta her – black eyes, throat bruises, buttocks scars – and then she’ll carry the ch!ld full term to a l!ve b!rth.

      But if you’re Mr Nice Guy, then she’ll head straight off to Planned Murd3rhood and have your ch!ld blenderized straight into oblivion.

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      • plumpjack says:

        that’s why I call it “fetus culling”. it’s literally the right to high-grade fetuses and maximally improve her (likely) one shot at creating a family.

        the Spartans would not necessarily think that fetus culling is a bad thing, except when the world is completely upside down and that power is in the hands of women, utilized almost exclusively by them to maximize their tingles.

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  12. Sentient says:

    CH – this bit is post worthy…

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/07/09/bart-withholding-surveillance-videos-of-crime-to-avoid-stereotypes/

    Some bits from a memo from BART Assistant General Manager Kerry Hamill:

    Furthermore, disproportionate elevation of crimes on transit interfaces with local media in such a way to unfairly affect and characterize riders of color, leading to sweeping generalizations in media reports and a high level of racially insensitive commentary directed toward the District through our social media channels, email, and call centers.

    This is after throngs of upwards of 40+ “teens” – apparently of color mind you – went on their most recent crime rampage…

    DGK – there is simply not enough rope rape!

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    • Sentient says:

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    • Sentient says:

      Especially when you are under attack!

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      • Tiberius says:

        Is that sign legit? You better not say anything bad about the filthy hordes but casual swearing on a tax funded notice is a-okay.

        We have truly lost our way.

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    • Sentient says:

      Your daily vibrancy log…

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    • Sentient says:

      All races, colors, religions, genders, ages, disabled, veterans, orientations, sexes & those of foreign national origin are welcome on BART.

      — SFBART (@SFBART) January 29, 2017

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    • Sentient says:

      Debra Allen of BART

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      • plumpjack says:

        those are paid extras. public transit doesn’t look like that.

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      • Vagina dominator says:

        She seems to like to get out in the sun. Freckly chest. Nude sunbather? Zoned out by serial wife swapping?

        She also looks like a woman who has never been disciplined and can’t understand why. What did she do wrong? Didn’t daddy care?

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    • plumpjack says:

      anyone who holds that position should be required to take public transit to work.

      in Roman times architects were supposedly required to stand beneath their structures as the temporary supports were removed. we need those kind of accountability measures.

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      • plumpjack says:

        since it’s a public utility their contact info is readily available. they’re likely going to be hearing from the public about this, especially from all those dailystormer readers…

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      • Sentient says:

        Alicia Trost
        Department Manager
        Email: [email protected]
        Phone: (510) 464-6154
        Twitter: @aliciatrost
        Alicia Trost
        Jim Allison
        Media Relations Manager
        Email: [email protected]
        Phone: (510) 464-7110
        Twitter: @jkabart
        Jim A

        Taylor Huckaby
        Communications Officer
        Email: [email protected]
        Phone: (510) 464-6091
        Twitter: @iwriterealgood

        Chris Filippi
        Communications Officer
        Email: [email protected]
        Phone: 510-874-7317
        Twitter: @chrisfilippi

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      • king of siam says:

        Years ago, there was an audit of the 15 member board for the DC Metro system riding activities. Board members get free unlimited passes for the entire WMATA system. They found that they drove to their board meetings and almost never rode the system.

        They literally were making decisions about stuff they new nothing about.

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    • Sentient says:

      We never released any personally identifying details about juvenile robberies, yet this: https://t.co/gds8UFFssG

      — Taylor (@iwriterealgood) July 11, 2017

      Taylor Huckaby…

      ABC7 News asked Huckaby why BART didn’t, for example, put out a press release after the April 22 incident when 40 to 60 juveniles boarded a train at the Coliseum stop, robbed seven passengers and punched two. He responded that while it’s scary, not every crime warrants a press release. But a member of the BART board of directors disagrees.

      Huckaby asked, “What is the public utility in frightening yourself?”

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  13. Vae victis says:

    Imagine getting brutally friend zoned by a (generous) 6 out of 10.

    America..

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  14. Vae victis says:

    I like shiv #1.

    It’s just a cold-blooded shitlord flipping of the script on these feelz monsters.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      NO, it doesn’t flip the script.

      It re-enforces the script.

      Their Hamsters wants to cull the herd of weak men [and weak ch!ldren], and sh!tlib women want access to ab0rtion services so that they can vaporize any ch!ld in their w0mbs who was conceived of [what their Hamsters perceive to have been] less than Peak Alpha seed.

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  15. tteclod says:

    Neither has requisite thrust to warrant a shiv award.

    #1 states the obvious

    #2 is cucking

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  16. swebf says:

    Who the fuck would be proud of being called a “gay friend that isn’t gay”??

    That must be one of the worst offenses a birch can give you.

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    • Cracker says:

      i agree.

      a girl calling you gay is the worst insult she can give you. would not tolerate that in my life.

      [CH: “loser” is worse. so is “creep”. “gay” can be charmingly turned against her.]

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      • vfm#7634 says:

        A woman hitting a man with “creep” is taking his soul out and shitting on it. I’d say it’s considerably worse than even “loser”.

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      • Vanamé says:

        “I guess you just have that effect on me.”

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      • Cracker says:

        suppose that’s true. i’m just trying to imagine my girl or a past girlfriend calling me gay and i’m having trouble seeing how that would even happen.

        would think if my girl was at the point where she would call me something like that, things are pretty far gone in the wrong direction or she is the kind of classless girl i wouldn’t date to begin with.

        although this is different because it was just a friend situation and i can see how it would be different with girls you were just getting to know as well

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  17. PA says:

    “You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He’s the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing . . .”

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  18. Ripp says:

    tough contest because one is a conscious and direct shiv, the other is an unconscious manifestation of poz culture…

    but damn. “gay best friend that isnt gay”…thats the lowest rung on the friend zone totum pole

    lolz

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  19. an ominous thought says:

    The first one wins simply because the mother wants her daughter to f*ck countless dicks without having to raise a lust-child.

    It’s much easier to suck a fetus out your vagina twice a year than it is to show resist having lustful drunk sex with Muh Football Playazz.

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      NO. It’s not a shiv. It’s a REINFORCEMENT of the sh!tlib position in these matters.

      Sh!tlib women want PRECISELY to have “lustful drunk sex with Muh Football Playazz” and afterwards be able to vaporize the little half-human abominations in their bellies.

      You guys aren’t realizing how primordially evil the sh!tlib mind is.

      It’s all grotesquely nihilistic Darwinism with them, which they hide beneath an utterly hypocritical veneer of muh diversity multiculturalism tolerance virtue snivelling for the general public’s consumption.

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  20. Haven M. says:

    fucking lib bitches. Oh, I would never go to some horrible uni that has 6 week bo-bo ban.

    Real world, Mizzou enrollment down 30% because of extreme BLM enablement

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    • Random Guy says:

      Just shows how BS most liberals and SJW really are.

      When a place is made like they want it; even they don’t want to live there.

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  21. Tiberius says:

    The first is a poignant remark more than a shiv i’d say.

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  22. I vote for #1. It can’t be parried or turned.

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  23. Doktor Jeep says:

    Keith’s face says “Somebody please, kill me”.

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  24. vfm#7634 says:

    I picked gay bestie because the target of the first shiv will most likely never see it.

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  25. The “gay best friend who isn’t gay” wins by a mile. Because it’s an excellent example of the “casual cruelty” of women — something that’s been described by everyone from Shakespeare to Billy Joel.

    Extra points because she also wrote “bestfriend” as one word, showing that she’s sort of stupid, which makes the whole thing even worse. It’s one thing to be insulted by a girl with brains, but when the airheads insult you it’s time to change.

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    • Cracker says:

      ‘casual cruelty’ that is the gist of it, isn’t it. evil and soulless.

      and i agree, nothing worse than being insulted by a stupid girl.

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      • plumpjack says:

        ‘casual cruelty’ is also another way of saying ‘zfg shitlord’, which is probably where she learned that behavior.

        I’m not convinced that it’s evil and soulless. as we were discussing above, women interpret beta male behavior as inherently deceitful. the guy wants her pussy, but he’s going about trying to get it by being passive aggressive. basically lying to her that he’s such a nice guy with so much to offer. when in reality he has very little to offer. her bitchiness is a response to his (innocent) lack of manliness.

        with the right guy, one who grabs her by the pussy, gives her a thorough, limbic system-destroying plowing, then spoons with her after, would have her eating out of his hand in no time.

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      • Cracker says:

        that’s true. she’s not stupid enough to fall for his fake nice guy routine and resents him for being so weak and phony.

        women have to have respect for you or they won’t be attracted. and the less respect they have, the more they are disgusted by you. this girl likes having him around for whatever reason but she’s probably a bit repulsed by him too.

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    • Milestone D says:

      Except she didn’t say “who”, she said “that.”

      He’s such a non-entity to her that he doesn’t even register as a person, only as an object.

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  26. Roger that says:

    James Woods rocks !

    Dinner with the Merkels! We mustn’t be late… pic.twitter.com/MtnmdR3QlN

    — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 11, 2017

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  27. JironGhrad says:

    I stand by the position that “Gay Best Friend” is really Omega of the Year, rather than a shiv.

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  28. The Question says:

    #1

    “Slut daughter can kill your grandchild.”

    The last time I saw a shiv like that, it wasn’t a shiv….

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  29. Random Guy says:

    Went with one; #2 is brutal alright but #1 just hits on so many more levels and so many more places.

    That and I’m not totally sure that #2 isn’t gay.

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