Today we have two Shiv of the Week contenders vying for the Sacred Shiv of the Order of Shivlord.
Shiv wielder #1:
![](https://web.archive.org/web/20170712184107im_/https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/shivoftheweek.png?w=500&h=526)
VS
Shiv wielder #2:
![](https://web.archive.org/web/20170712184107im_/https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/shivoftheweek2.png)
One shiv is a penetrating thrust into vitals, the other shiv is a poison-tipped prick of the skin. Both shivs have similar effects on the egos of the victims: crushing deflation.
Poll:
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