For your consideration:
Human brains are specialized for face recognition; chimp brains are specialized for butt recognition (!) (via)
For social species such as primates, the recognition of conspecifics is crucial for their survival. As demonstrated by the ‘face inversion effect’, humans are experts in recognizing faces and unlike objects, recognize their identity by processing it configurally. The human face, with its distinct features such as eye-whites, eyebrows, red lips and cheeks signals emotions, intentions, health and sexual attraction and, as we will show here, shares important features with the primate behind. Chimpanzee females show a swelling and reddening of the anogenital region around the time of ovulation. This provides an important socio-sexual signal for group members, who can identify individuals by their behinds. We hypothesized that chimpanzees process behinds configurally in a way humans process faces. In four different delayed matching-to-sample tasks with upright and inverted body parts, we show that humans demonstrate a face, but not a behind inversion effect and that chimpanzees show a behind, but no clear face inversion effect. The findings suggest an evolutionary shift in socio-sexual signalling function from behinds to faces, two hairless, symmetrical and attractive body parts, which might have attuned the human brain to process faces, and the human face to become more behind-like.
I’ll leave it as an exercise for the commenter to draw the obvious illicit cross-species similarity.
PS The final sentence in that abstract is possibly the funniest nerd wording I’ve ever read coming out of a ¡SCIENCE! journal.
PPS Recently I saw a queenie with steatopygia so massive, protruding, and gravity-defying I had to do a double-take, during which I mused that not only could a brother (because who else would?) prop a forty on dat cantilevered azz, he could comfortably fit a whole goddamn case of forties on it.
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jeangray07 observes,
There’s been an interesting trend on social media, especially Instagram, where big lips, big butts and darker skin are glorified, and “white girl” features like straight hair, natural proportions, and fair skin are mocked and stigmatized. It’s like there’s a massive push to eradicate time honed beauty ideals and install more primitive ones.
The de-gentilification anti-White project of the Ugly Mendacious Left has targeted its full spectrum psy ops weapons against every available sacredness of the White race. The first step in defeating this slithery enemy is to admit when its fangs are buried in your flesh. Only then can you know to suck out the venom.
coco austin, serbian wife of ice t:
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If she wasn’t fake, I would think she had a great ass.
Not sure what’s with the flat ass crowd here; many multitudes of white women have big, great butts. Dated a sicilian-blooded girl a couple years back with a very big butt for a white woman, and it was fantastic.
It’s usually Asian women who categorically have no ass, except some Koreans.
[CH: her ass is too fat. too jungly. a nice white woman ass should be round and firm, not bulbous and pocked with cottage cheese.]
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At a casting today, while the client was looking through my portfolio, she stopped suddenly and looked up at me and said, “Wait… Are you the butt girl?!?”. I was understandably confused until she described this photo and I was like “Oh yeah!! That’s me!! I AM the butt girl!!!” 😂 she then got really excited and told everyone in the office that I was the butt girl. It was a good day👍🏻🍑 #imthebuttgirl #datsmybooty #mybuttisfamous #booty #beachbum #crochetedbikini #actually #knittedbikini #imadeitmyself #cameronhammond #imbeckb #aussie #northernbeaches #tangoals #notyournanasknitwear #theindustrymodelmgmtla #theindustrymodelmgmtny #chic_management #lamodelsrunway
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white ass plus thigh gap…
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Saw a lady today, had to be in her early 40s, nice figure, with a good butt–had the right curvature–the arch from hamstring to lower back–without any spillage on the sides. Lovely looking lady. And she was simply wearing pants and a sweater.
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No one said anything about loving flat asses. Simply that a love of steatopygia is a dark mans game and a sign of degeneracy.
[CH: i don’t like flat asses at all, but even my ass-centric view of women doesn’t prevent me from noticing that the typical bloated engorged asses on black women are gross beyond words.]
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no one’s complaining about nice, round, firm asses or the loads of fun to be had with them when they’re on OUR women. we’re complaining about those asses, and the hapless women attached to them, being available and advertised to lower-order, ass-obsessed species of hominids.
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… and resisting the google-driven “bigger is better” trend in ass-assessing.
your girl’s ass (and small waist) should look good when she’s in the bedroom with you in her panties. you’re going to be seeing that a lot. I don’t know too many white guys who enjoy looking at the back end of a hippo.
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I’m probably just a pervert then. This woman’s ass in the above picture is too small to me but obviously still would fuck.
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“a nice white woman ass should be round and firm, not bulbous and pocked with cottage cheese.”
A little cottage cheese doesn’t matter when it counts, like when you’re pounding her doggystyle or she’s riding you; it stretches out flat and smooth. Nothing sexier than a big White @ss undulating all over my c0ckaszszzzsz.
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HBD rule: East Asians and Blacks occupy the poles, while Whites are in the middle.
The rule as applied as applied to ass:
East Asian: Flat as a pancake
Black: Ass doubles as a serving tray.
White: Golden Mean, neither too big nor too small.Just right.
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how to land a rich ni66er with this one weird trick.
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Freakish. And probably augmented.
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In order to prevent the travesty of electing fascists like Drumpf in the future, white women should choose nonwhite males to be their mates so that their children are not white and who will vote progressive.
Treason to whiteness is loyalty to humanity. I am certain that a progressive Serb like Coco Austin recognizes that Slobodan Milosevic was a monster who opposed Islamic multiculturalism and that the great Bill Clinton was right to bomb the racist Serbians into submission.
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This post is far to militant in its subtext to be the real TSW…
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I’m so tired of negroes and liberals. When can we start ethnic cleansing? Anacostia is far too nice for them and they need to return home to the promised land of Africa and their liberal enablers have to go with them.
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Anyone can post as TSW. The trick is getting the cus all correct, and this is a fail. TSW is here, just under a new name.
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Spoken like a fat jealous jewess. This must be the handle Mark Zuckerberg’s sister posts with.
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Would have been good with a Serbian mortar unit back in that fun little scuffle. Good times, good times…
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Do negress’ hindquarters turn different colors at different times of the month?
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Yes, from each beating they get by their various baby’s daddies.
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Who would dare beat something that weighs 3 times what they do ?
She fall on him – he DAID.
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Eternal question, but one I hope to never discover. Feel free to do the research Mr. Tilton.
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Don’t hold your breath for a field report on that one from me
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[…] Baboon Got Back […]
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Sometimes Heartiste produces an article which makes no sense whatsoever for its presence.
No offense, H-Bomb.
[CH: every rose has its thorn]
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it’s about niggers. dumbass.
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That’s quite a comment coming from the king of non-sequiturs and straying highly off topic.
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queen of non-sequiturs…
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To me it was clearly about Obaboon and his attraction for the Mooch. CH has a way to demand dot-connecting from We The Readers. I hope to see a follow-up post on Reality Winner getting her bail denied. Hit me again with some MAGA, s’il vous plait.
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So these chaps are arguing the term shouldn’t be “the cheeks of her ass” but “the buttocks of her face?”
There’s a neg in there somewhere.
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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/chris-matthews-trump-russia-collusion-theory-came-apart-with-comey-testimony/article/2625372
It is all coming undone… to a degree even the enemy has to acknowledge.
PS – did not get to read all of today’s “Bannon Out” articles. 😉
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That face u make when reality hits & u realize u wasted 6+ months of your life on something that doesn’t even exist. #RussiaHoax #ComeyDay pic.twitter.com/MkNogQMuWB
— Democrats for Trump (@YoungDems4Trump) June 8, 2017
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The closed body language is telling. They are refusing to accept it.
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No, Trump is completely and unequivocally exonerated and the entire top half of the FBI and CIA (Remember the fake “golden showers” document?) probably deserves to be thrown in prison. But of course, the intellectually niggardly childish media will never see the reality of their grim situations until they are dying from the venomous snake bite of White Nationalism.
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The fact that none of our treasonous upper crust has been tried & punished means this will continue. If a few hang, only then will this change.
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James Comey is a beta male whom is intimidated by Donald Trump. We need more James Comey like males in jail and more Donald Trumps in charge.
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I’d pay good money to see those photos of him having sex with boys dressed as Howdy Doody
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Phrasing
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HE is intimidated, therefore WHO is intimidated.
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There’s been an interesting trend on social media, especially Instagram, where big lips, big butts and darker skin are glorified, and “white girl” features like straight hair, natural proportions, and fair skin are mocked and stigmatized. It’s like there’s a massive push to eradicate time honed beauty ideals and install more primitive ones.
[CH: the de-gentilification anti-White project of the Ugly Left has targeted its psy ops waepons against every available sacredness of the white race.]
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When everyone’s ugly, then no one will be.
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Reminds me of the ghetto where anything female at all is acceptable as cute or sexy.
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Also: Being thin often takes work. Being a lard-ass takes donuts. That’s a major reason obesity is celebrated in the ghetto (and Instagram is really a type of ghetto when you think about it).
[CH: there should be a godwin-like law about every social media platform inexorably becoming ghetto as it gets simpler to post selfies.]
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Fight back.
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Our Prophet for the Current Year, Michel Houellebecq, shared something surprising in his Paris Review interview after explaining that he doesn’t think women are terribly interested in sex,
HOUELLEBECQ
There was a line I really liked in a novel by Coetzee. One of the characters suspects that the only thing that really interests his lesbian daughter in life is prickly-pear jam. Lesbianism is a pretext. She and her partner don’t have sex anymore, they dedicate themselves to decoration and cooking.
Maybe there’s some potential truth there about women who, in the end, have always been more interested in jam and curtains.”
INTERVIEWER
And men? What do you think interests them?
HOUELLEBECQ
Little asses. I like Coetzee. He says things brutally, too.
He’s European, so the Big Jungle Booty negroid aesthetic mind virus may not have infected him yet.
Big booties may be a sign of child bearing ability and fertility, but in their exaggerated form they just contribute to making a woman look like an old matron…. the opposite of youth, vitality and potential that other male instincts seek.
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YKW is behind this…Just saying…
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This was the ideal when I was a kid, and it stayed with me through life. Nice boobs, blonde hair, small butt. The small butt is insurance (which I discussed on an earlier thread). It’s insurance because women’s butts widen as they age and if you start small, you’re less likely to end up with a wide-load.
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My ideal is the almost the same -with red or chestnut brown hair.
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Disgusting. All the curves of a 10-year-old boy. I’m guessing you’re with an asian chick but would rather be r@ping a prepubescent boy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that; asian girls are a wonderfully prosocial outlet for latent child r@pists.
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I’m guessing you’re a loser with a 220 pound wildebeast “girl”friend. It says something about our society today that this girl (Eve Plumb) was regularly featured in magazines. on TV and in TV movies. Back then she was considered the ideal. Now she’s considered “a ten-year-old boy” because decades of lardasses redefined normal.
The normal is now the abnormal. Want proof, people? THIS is what hot black women looked like in 1963. That’s Martha Reeves. Look at her butt. Look at her body. This is NOT what you see today in either the black or white community. What’s that expression? Oh, right — goodbye, America.
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jan brady was a cute girl next door type who seemed more approachable than marsha. that was her appeal. but get serious, her face and body were never the ideal.
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“I’m guessing you’re a loser with a 220 pound wildebeest”
More like 180, and she carries it in all the right places:
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IS that Jan Brady….I always thought she was the hot one
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Same. Always preferred her over Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
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Br3asts a little saggy, nose a little big, eyes a little droopy, otherwise not bad – 7.5.
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Gentlemen, surely there’s some middle ground between the appallingly assless woman in Days of Broken Arrows post and steatopygian grotesquery?
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I rewatched the Sir MixaLot video, hadn’t seen it in years. First thing I noticed, that black girls butt ain’t a thing like we’re talking about, and it ain’t what he’s rapping about, either. The ass in that video is FINE, and by black men’s standards it’s skinny.
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Blonde weather lady big perfect ass to my standards.
I’m sure you all can appreciate. Kristin Clark
[CH: too weirdly big. tbh looks ‘shopped, especially that middle pic. still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.]
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Something just doesn’t look right… she had to have had implants or such… and she should have gotten the roof to match the basement.
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Other pictures make it seem less extreme. A lot of the accentuation is done by clothes.
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Yep. That’s on the big side of boner, but I like it. It does look like implants, though. I’d have to grab it to be sure.
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Odd angles on this for sure. Bosom could use some extra oomph.
And I find my styles changing as of late: if a girl’s got a sweet rack I’m usually more forgiving if she’s got pancake ass.
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Other pics look less shopped, but I get the point. It’s another one of those actual vs theoretical things.
Never minded small tits personally. Saggy boobs are a dead giveaway of age.
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if fapping to the weather report is your thing you might check out yanet garcia.
sure it’s Mexican weather, but who cares??
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the latina has a banging body. Kristin Clark and Miss Lopez=a great threesome
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Heard of her. Obviously fantastic, but in this case I think we have the reverse. Boobs look face, ass potentially real.
Although exotic is occasionally good, given the choice I’m always picking the Midwestern blonde with Scandinavian roots (and healthy cornfed rear) over any south-of-the-border booty.
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Great body, great booty.
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now that’s more like it. you’ve got my taste down pat plumpjack
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Sh1tlourde – There’s nothing like a really pretty blue-eyed blonde of the Scandinavian variety with a nice tan.
Nothing.
Given the choice, I would also pick the blonde from Indiana over La Muñequita, but since the former are practically non-existent in my area, while the latter – including Yanet Garcia look-alikes – are in plentiful supply, well, you know…..
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The Playgirl padded panty?
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I’ll go with Stephanie Seymour, starting at 7:25
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The video for LL Cool J’s “Big Ole Butt” also features relatively svelte, tight booty. Too small for me.
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So all humans are “literally” butt-faces?
Also have to join the parade about how it’s weird that what used to be considered “big” in the old school rap videos is significantly less so than it is now.
Almost kind of average even.
But maybe that’s just because every-bodies gotten so fat over the years.
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And does anyone doubt that Homo africanus evolved from apes? What am I saying? They are still apes. They should not be offended by that. The ape is one step up from the monkey.
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Instead of saying ‘one step up’, I would say one step further from the original design.
Would you call a Chihuaha ‘one step (or more…) up’ from a wolf ?
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Keep your nasty fat-ass women (you realize the rest of their bodies eventually grow into those ugly fat asses, right?)! I’ll take the slim, trim beautiful White feminine form every day of the week!
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You’re talking about short time preference. Attractiveness is hard work, not only for a single woman’s efforts (dieting, exercise), but for the centuries long effort of required breeding. Negroes and other muds lack the time preference for this, instead muh dicking whatever they can find with their women being significantly less attractive from, among other things, being monopolized by higher status males.
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The lefty hipsters who virtue signal on Instagram will never be able to undo what nature has ordained the world over: whiteness is the gold standard of feminine beauty. Even in Asian and African cultures, the lighter skinned women are more desired.
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Baboons Have to go Back
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About three years ago, a friend sent me a huge file that had scans of every Playboy centerfold from 1970-79. In my opinion, this was the golden age of women. Not to fat, not to thin, and with natural hair and no tattoos. Judging from the women’s faces, it also seemed like they were a lot less jaded and angry.
I’d urge people to Google Janet Lupo and Laura Misch, and then chime in with opinions. Because whatever the hell we have going these days is in my opinion, a freak show.
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‘1970-79. In my opinion, this was the golden age of women’
I agree. 1970-1979 was the golden age of women since the French Revolution. We have no idea what women looked like 5,000 years ago. Maybe they were amazing. Maybe they were worse. Scientists can make guesses.
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I don’t know how close they got to the ideal in real life, but here’s two thousand years ago:
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Not remotely a fatass seen among Negroes and Mestizos.
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Thanks. I’ve lost my appetite for at least a week.
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This goes in line with the Fat Acceptance movement.
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The modern english-speaking world has gone muscle mad when 40 years it was normal to have no muscle tone whatsoever.
I was listening to a black complain that all black girls try to look like white girls with their straightened hair and the make up they wear. I just said he’s got a chip on his shoulder and needs to do something with his fucking life.
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