I know, you can easily tell Fake Dykes from Real Dykes by looking at them; the latter are usually fat blobs in overalls, the former septum-pierced coeds in short skirts. But there’s another giveaway: romantic canoodling.
Fake Furburglars giggle a lot while their hands reach between thighs and under shirts for the grabbing of the fleshly delights. They kiss a lot on the ears and neck (the lips seem to be a no-go zone) and get off doing it in public for the benefit of onlookers. They know it’s an experimental phase and they’re gonna live it up.
Real Rugmunchers don’t do any of that. They don’t make a public spectacle of themselves, their hands stay holstered (or wrapped in tender handholding), and they spend a lot of time sharing their concerns about the quality and direction of their relationship. You could mistake them for really close asexual friends if you were eavesdropping.
In short, real lesbians are mannish in almost every way except romantically, in which domain they are more like hetero women — yappity yap with not much snatchity snatch.
Likewise, gay homosexual men are womanish in almost every way except romantically, in which domain they are more like hetero men — jackity jack with not much yappity yap.
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dear heartsistez
da gbfm figured itsz outz
when a country conquers another country
they take the women
desconstruct the monumantz
enslave da chidlrensz
disappear da menz
when da (((bernankeneififereerz))) conquered the world they
took the womenz in da bungholz via feminsinsmz
weaponized da womenz to kill their own babies
and enslave and persecute tehir menz
and dumb down and drug up tehir sonz
(((they)) deconstcuuretced da great bookz and classicz
tearing down da monumentz
denying beetohoven sublimity
exaltig oggabooga over da ode to joy nihnth choral symhonyz zlzozozo
(((they)) enslaved da chidldrenz fatasesed junk food kardiashianz
denieds sons their fathersz and taught da sons
dat the true FATHER is no his father
nor god
but da (corporate statesz)
they disappeared da menz from da unsiveirteisys campusesez
from da corrrortaesz and landsz
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It’s like Lewis Carroll got access to a keyboard and stopped spinning in his grave (from the foreign influx to London) to write a postmodern poem. You’re the modern Jabberwocky, G.!
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da gbfm did some interveiesz
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Off-topic: Having moved out of Downtown Toronto to the outskirts of Hamilton, I miss walking under the Trump International Hotel and Tower. It was on Adelaide Street near Bay and it had a lighting stripe all the way up to its very heights.
If you’re a millionaire (centimillionaire, maybe) you can still spring for one of their condos, located above the hotel units. The penthouse with the Trump name will probably run you 20-30 million dollars.
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You’re a Canadian from TO! That explains everything! Why didn’t you just say so?
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You in Hagersville now? I spent a year there, one night.
Have a good time at Limeridge Mall and Flamboro downs lolzzz.
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By the way, Heartiste, I notice you using a phrase or two of my own. I still beg you to consider me a lottery ticket. If I ever can get money, I’ll unite with you and we’ll work together, subversively at the least. I read your entire oeuvre going back to your Montreal days, and I think you’d enjoy being in Toronto with me and a bunch of likeminded friends and allies. Again, consider me a lottery ticket. I just have to work out a few Solutions …
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On-topic: I’ve never seen any attractive lesbians. I have heard — HEARD — however, many girls “claim” to be bisexual.
I doubt most of them.
In my personal sex life experience, a girl gets reluctant when forced to put her statements to the test. She hems and she haws. She’s still Bi, of course, but NOT NOW … my period’s coming up … I don’t feel like expanding my relationship range … No one prevaricates like an ass-pushed girl.
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I believe its a show for the alpha male’s attention and thereby a competition for him too.
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There are some, very rare, bu they do exist.
I recall a bartender from Oakland who could have been a Latin Playboy centerfold, easily a 10 – if it wasn’t for the 10″ tall rainbow flag in the shape of a stiletto heel on her hip.
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Every man’s dream! Lots of jakity jak without no yakity yak with the prime pooty! And I mean bitches nigga!
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In my neighborhood, they are identifiable by their black lives matter virtue signalling displays. Also, they look like two Santas that shaved their beards and lost a little weight.
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[…] Fake Lesbians Vs Real Lesbians […]
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I understand that domestic violence stats for the hard-core rug-munchers are extremely high.
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Yeah lesbian relationships with Latina’s or African’s in the US have the highest rate of domestic violence.
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Fake lesbians act like straight women if they’re attracted to you. If you flirt with them, it becomes obvious.
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There are no good looking real Muffin Munchers. Ellen D’s wife or whatever tf she is or was, was too good looking in her prime to be anything but a tourist in Lezbania.
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Crudely, yet perfectly put!
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Real lesbian:
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Too happy-looking.
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The adult lesbos I’ve met are always the I Gave Up lesbians, aka Divorced With Zero SMV and Now I Realize I Was a Lesbian All Along lesbian.
Real Rugmunchers don’t do any of that. They don’t make a public spectacle of themselves
This is a reflection of how homosexual relations lack the dynamic chemistry inherent to heterosexuality. OITNB pr*paganda aside, lesbian couples don’t usually have a sex life beyond the honeymoon phase. (Conversely, gay men are seldom interested in monogamy, even in ‘m*rriage’).
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No joke. Amber Heard’s the hottest dyke ever… and she’s only a dyke when she’s fucking bored.
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Great example of an abnormal orientation having mental issues. Before m@rrying Johnny Depp (opportunistic dyke!) she gets arrested for domestic violence against her girlfriend (BY A DYKE COP). While m@rried to Depp, she causes an international scandal by failing to properly declare her dogs (which she then abandons). After m@rried to Depp, she accuses him of abuse… then goes on to date billionaire Elon Musk.
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I’ve noticed that real lesbians are like the betaiest beta males in public. They mate guard at every second, especially if their partner is actually a bit feminine looking. Makes sense, really; she’s to keep a woman but doesn’t even have a dick.
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*trying to keep
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The lesbians that spring most readily to mind from this area are dumpy androgynous creatures that are moderately overweight. So this very small sample suggests you’re spot on.
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I respectfully disagree having done many lesbian couples (they like to get kinky with a guy every now and then) and living in Miami.
You see, you’ve overly abstracted. They wind up as femme/butch couples. The femme is just like a hetero female who’s with a spineless beta (always testihg, bitchy, generally obnoxious) and the butch is like a real loser beta because she’s never learned the rudiments of game hence can’t control her butch femme.
I could write a book.
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Real Lesbian:
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Gorgeous. Reminds one just how senseless and tragic the suicide of France is– and how awesome and beautiful the Classical world was.
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So fake lesbians are like fake news.
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Scissoring, lapping, fingerings, strap-ons, or vibrator?
Never got a clear idea of the predominant method.
Of course, since it is all rather pointless, it resolves to Lesbian Bed Death.
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First I read Lesbian Bad Breath 🙂
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if she hasn’t gotten fat yet, she’s not a real lesbian. it’s like a “break glass in case of cock” precaution.
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Several are at work and I notice they wear mens jeans and mens hiking boots. Not the tight fitting normal women’s jeans that show of their ass and thighs, but loose dumpy men’s blue jeans. See these two hideous creatures waddling off together after work, one is morbidly obese and sits there in the exact same pose as Andrea Dworkin, only think to myself it was wise for them to go gay, no man would ever want them.
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