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Something Finny Going On

Via Gabber @Aquinas:

Phil Schwarzmann, friend of the Finns.

FYI, for any readers who may be particularly interested in the subtext of this post, there’s an old CH post that teaches through vivid recollection how to really pick up a Finnish femme. I guarantee it’s much more useful than anything Schwarzmann spite-typed in his fantasy tome.

67 Responses to “Something Finny Going On”

  1. Alex the Goon says:

    I wish I had such a clever pseudonym. He even spells “mann” with 2 N’s so we won’t know (((what))) he is.

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  2. How to grope a shiksa by (((Paul Schwarzmann))).

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    • wolfie65 says:

      How 3 1/2 Billion African, Asian and Latin Men can ‘M@rry’ 10 Million Scandinavian Girls by Ephraim Ben Kwen’zi

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  3. Captain Obvious, where are you?

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      I dunno, man.

      CH had to edit one of my kkk0mments yesterday, so that it would read “[cisdeath]”.

      I don’t even feel like joking about any of this shiznat anymore.

      I’m very much in a Zyklon B frame of mind.

      I don’t even think about trying to Evangelize the cuckstains or the cuckservatives anymore.

      I just wanna go full-Neegan on their asses.

      Wrap some barbed wire around the ol’ Louisville Slugger.

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      • Corvo says:

        Just pour yourself a drink and unwind with some tunes

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      • Lord of the Gulf Stream says:

        That was completely awesome. I would like to help this guy, do the harmonies on this song. I am gobsmacked.

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      • jOHN MOSBY says:

        I dunno, man.
        Cap, keep on the sunny side. We can’t have you down in the dump.

        I don’t even feel like joking about any of this shiznat anymore.
        Laughter doeth the heart good like a medicine. We can’t have you all bummed out, my good man.
        I’m very much in a Zyklon B frame of mind.
        IT’S A GAS, BABY !

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    • Johnny Redux says:

      “I’m not White, I’m Jewish!”

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  4. Space Viking says:

    I wonder if (((Phil))) can help me fix my oven.

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  5. nads says:

    Nice to know they might leave Sweden alone now. Sorry Finland, it is your turn.

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    • Finland never surrendered to (((them))).

      Granted, they got some material help from Der Fuhrer at the height [or depth] of the War, but the Finns stood their ground and were never conquered by (((the Bolsheviks))).

      Plus they make the SAKO 85 in .338 Lapua, which many feel to be the best platform of its kind in the world.

      Mildly O/T, but I’ve been reading that Iceland refused to bail out their banks during the crash, and now their economy has come roaring back to life lately. Anyone know anything about Iceland?

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      • Space Viking says:

        Reading about the Finnish civil war is entertaining and heartening. Men were literally murdering their friends, neighbors, and relatives, without warning, for declaring that they were going to join the communists.

        And Iceland ia full of sluts and naive cucks with nagger fascination lroblems.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        And yet somewhere there was a Sh!tlord who said, “No!,” to the prospect of bailing out the Icelandic (((Banks))).

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      • I wouldn’t say roaring back but yes, them not bailing out the banks wasn’t the end of the world for them.

        Iceland was a bit behind the cuck curve for a bit but they’re catching up. Still a good sense of national and cultural pride there.

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      • Cristina says:

        Not only did they refuse to bail them out, they sent some bankers to jail (granted a Scandi prison is like a 4 star hotel here, but still). Iceland is one of the safest places in the world to live – they recently had a murder of a young woman that rocked the entire country because it had been so long since they had one. I believe the guy who did it was an Inuit from Greenland though. Unfortunately like most of Scandinavia, it’s a pretty godless nation with a lot of single moms. Their geographical isolation has probably spared them from going down the same path as Sweden.

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      • wolfie65 says:

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        In my fantasies, that’s EXACTLY what Icelandic chicks would look like.

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      • Roy says:

        re: Iceland. Yep, they stood outside their parilament holding burning flares. The implication being that if you bail out these banks, we burn it down,. All of it.

        Parliament, when confronted with fire and destruction, listened to their people.

        Kudos to the MEN of Iceland for standing up in solidarity against the Goldmanbersteinmanns

        Karl Denninger has written extensively on what they did and why it worked compared with JewSa and the Jewropean Union.

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  6. nads says:

    Unless it is a group m@rriage, there appears to be two different hands groping her bosoms.

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  7. Lovekraft says:

    Any objective reviews from an alt-right perspective?

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  8. Rufus says:

    The author’s twitter is illuminating. He seems obsessed with pushing white race mixing. https://twitter.com/philschwarzmann

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    • Captain Obvious says:

      Have you watched any USA TV commercials in the last five years?

      It’s the only thing (((they’re))) obsessed about anymore.

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    • Rick Derris says:

      That “author” has an extremely punchable face. He should be Beta Of The Month – or Cuck of the Month, considering he’s getting off on seeing “a foreigner groping a white girl,” to use his own words:

      https://i1.wp.com/www.philschwarzmann.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil4.jpg?zoom=2&resize=579%2C434

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    • EVERYONE in the Maul Right needs to read that page which IHTG just linked to.

      It is impossible to misunderestimate how much (((they))) us.

      The glee (((they))) experience in destroying us.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        how much (((they))) hate us

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      • PA says:

        “Yeah, my idea was to take Finland’s most sacred piece of national history and turn its main character from a God into a Somalian.”

        – Schwartzmann

        [CH: someone like schwarzmann is either a clinical sociopath deriving pleasure from enraging his gentile marks, or an emotionally imbalanced headcase not unlike the christuck who washes the feet of the negro.]

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        CH, I don’t see why that’s an Either/Or.

        Skypes are both clinical sociopaths and emotionally imbalanced headcases.

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      • Sean Fielding says:

        And, like many a Skype, he does have a bit of Game, in part by being such a nasty piece of goods. To his illustrator, a Finnish woman:

        “Do any of those ideas resonate with you? Do they stir your creative juices at all?”

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      • DH says:

        Hate that comes from envy.

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    • Enfant Terrible says:

      What a (((POS))).

      He takes 1950’s imagery of a female (The decade that is unarguably , the Golden Decade of western civilization in XX century, if not ever), and pollutes it by throwing some brown sludge on it, and calling a “modern” couple.

      It’s surreal….

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  9. I like how 2 hands of two different shades of brown are reaching for the same woman.

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    • Sean Fielding says:

      Again to (((his))) illustrator:

      “Do you know that famous Väinämöinen/Aino painting of the man chasing the woman in the lake? The cover would be a depiction of that painting, but the man is a foreigner, of maybe African or Middle Eastern descent.”

      Seems the Skype and the mercenary )))cunt((( went for a twofer.

      [CH: betrayed by a white woman. this story is getting depressingly familiar.]

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    • wolfie65 says:

      20,000 hands would be more accurate.

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  10. […] Something Finny Going On […]

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  11. sigsawyer says:

    >Phil Schwarzmann
    “love blackman”

    It must be a troll.

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  12. Black Sun says:

    (((every effin time)))

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  13. Random Guy says:

    Something about this seems a bit “too” purposeful.

    A little too on the nose.

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  14. Les Saunders, Protestant says:

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  15. Most rapefugees are illiterate that is why there is this obvious drawing on the cover; so they will know they are encouraged to rape our women.

    why does the name Breivik keep popping in my head?

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    • wolfie65 says:

      Something about the Breivik case seems fishy.
      Didn’t he knock off mostly White Norwegian k1ds ?
      Rather counter-productive, n’est-ce pas ?

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      • Corvo says:

        he knocked off a bunch of shitlib spawn

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      • Random Guy says:

        Interesting thing about murderers, rapists and serial killers.

        They tend to only murder their own race in a weird bit of “racism” I suppose.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Wasn’t there one kid whose life was spared by Breivik because Breivik felt that the kid looked like a budding young Sh!tlord?

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Something about the Breivik case seems fishy.
        Didn’t he knock off mostly White Norwegian k1ds ?
        Rather counter-productive, n’est-ce pas ?

        Wolife, are you just purposely disingenuous or plain stupid? (my guess is the former, but one never can be sure).

        We’ve discussed Brevik’s action innumerable times at the chateau… the fact that he chose his given target, the children of shitlibs being groomed at one of their “getaway camps” (read: indoctrination centers) was an act of foresight and true wartime strategy, well beyond any of the usual impotent random acts of violence by the proverbial “lone nut”.

        I believe some called it the first strategic victory in the hot war that has yet to be declared… a more suitable name I cannot imagine.

        He hit TPTB (in that small milieu) where it hurt the most… and where it sent the harshest message.

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        The amount of times that the same shit has to be countered, here at the chateau, is truly aggravating. 😡

        It’s like dealing with a bunch of elementary grade children sometimes… except for the fact that we know it’s one of the usual suspect tactics to act like they didn’t get their ass handed to them for their stupid agitprop before, and just come back another day to throw the same old shit against the wall, hoping it will stick this time.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • Space Viking says:

        Breivik was an Israelcuck, but he knew who to target first: the traitors.

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  16. Dwatson says:

    He wants to wipe out white race and he’s white! What kind of brain washing does it take to overcome basic survival instincts? This is like world war Z. The virus is spreading.

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  17. wolfie65 says:

    Ah yes, Finland…..
    Lots of lakes, lots of woods, lots of gorgeous people.
    Hideously expensive, makes Rodeo Drive look like thrift shop alley.
    I almost m@rr1ed a Swedish-speaking Finnish girl way back when the world was still relatively normal.
    I also remember Finnish girls on the French beaches getting swarmed (taharrush, the early years) by Moroccan men.
    Or almost-r@ped by Israelinians at the youth hostel.
    I also remember the very bizarre reactions when I or someone else interfered.
    I did say it was relatively normal…….

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  18. Vanamee says:

    Every Phil I’ve known was an antisocial jackass. In HS one was semi-red-pilled from having seen his dad get divorce-raped, but it also screwed him up pretty bad (showed up every day with in a hungover stupor). In college there was the bang-everything-in-sight full-of-sh*t intellectual poet assh*le who rubbed everyone the wrong way. My first job out of college, it was the openly communist guy who made as many enemies as friends.

    there’s an old CH post explains that rando [New post] email

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  19. Moses says:

    You had me at (((Schwarzmann))).

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  20. bob says:

    (((Schwarzmann))).

    every time.

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  21. LMJ313 says:

    Every. Single. Time.

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