This edition of the Washington Bezos’ “Date Lab” is a rarity; not for the beta male’s crash and burn (all too common) but for the clues in the quotes that reveal a budding shitlady navigating the dating shoals of DC, which next to San Frannie and Minneapolis is the shitlibbiest of shitlibistans.
Policy analyst Adam Staveski, 22, and financial analyst Maddie Csere, also 22, are fresh-faced and fresh out of local colleges, enjoying their first year as D.C. young professionals. We sent them to Maple in Columbia Heights to see if a shared love of running, economics and a laid-back attitude was enough to spark a fresh romance.
Read the story and keep an eye out for a name-drop of an infamous Twatter icon.
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Got it? Ok.
Once you’ve found it, consider that this girl, Maddie, might very well be a female shitlord…a shitlady….and I mean that in the most complimentary way.
Evidence that Maddie is a closet alt-righter:
- Harambe name drop
- she’s from rural Michigan (Trumpland)
- according to her date, she’s able to “look at [political issues] with a lot of nuance”
- one of Maddie’s deal-breakers is someone who’s “extremely political” (aka a shitlib)
Number 3 is really telling. Any shitlady wading through the bug-eyed hysteria of a major shitlibistan learns to handle the local fauna with savviness and a deft inscrutability. Parroting shitlib insanity is the cheap accommodation; better is to retain one’s dignity by slipping realtalk into the hivemind miasma under cover of plausibly deniable “nuance” to avoid triggering one of the snowflakes into calling for ostracism air support.
And number 4 seals it for me; extreme politicization is the domain of liberals. Conservatives are much less invested in publicly debating politics and the status whoring verbal sparring that goes along with it. When a girl says she wants to avoid “extremely political” dates, she means “liberal male feminists who enjoy buttplay (their own)”.
This chick Maddie is RIPE for the taking by any Trumpentrooper who wants her. Just show up with biceps and a smirk.
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Reader Little Spoon asks,
Can you give them a more attractive name than shitlady? Alt lady? No actually that sounds like some new kind of trans gender. I don’t know. You’re better with words than I am. But going on names alone, leftoid is more becoming than shitlady.
How about shivlady?
I just liked how she ranked the date lower than he did. He’s thinking “she’s the one” and is terrifical and she’s like “eh, twas okay.” No doubt he bored her and probably threw political snipes here and there with each topic and comment.
Wasn’t there something also about the fact he ran marathons and that made him a ninny?
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He looks as if he needs to increase his upper body strength.
She might have to reassess her physical preferences.
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Insane marathon times point to a underdeveloped ectomorph body.
[CH: i know two gentlemen who are avid marathoners. both of them are skinnyfat. make of that what you will.]
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If you can finish a marathon, let alone at the insanely fast time that our young friend Adam did, you are by definition physically developed. Just because women irrationally overvalue upper body strength versus lower body strength doesn’t mean that someone with the latter is unhealthy.
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Kyo is obviously a scrawny beta trying to justify his concentration camp physique
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Kyo,
Who says he has lower body strength? He’s a buck nineteen.
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His second date idea of visiting every metro stop should get her going.
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Many people think it was the greatest pop song evah.
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I more picture this guy holding a pen and notebook, eagerly checking off “Farragut West” while the girl is up front blowing the conductor.
That’s not even the best Genesis song.
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This is the best Genesis song:
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“In the Air Tonight” wasn’t a Genesis song — it’s solo Phil Collins from his first album. Collins claims Tony Banks rejected it for Genesis’ “Duke” album, in fact. As for the best Genesis song, my vote goes to “Supper’s Ready.” Maybe Hackett to Bits would like to testify about Steve’s transcendent guitar lines that come up like the sunrise at the very end (“Can’t you feel our souls ignite…”).
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Yeah, I realized that after sending. I was hoping nobody would call me out. I’m more Rush/Yes/ELP.
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DoBA:
I’m good for a long essay about the many brilliant guitar parts in that song.
Suffice it to say there are many hair-raising moments.
“There’s an angel standing in the sun…”
Steve makes his guitar wail like the herald archangel.
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I cannot fucking stand Phil Collins. Am I still white?
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glad i’m not the only who feels that way about phil collins. i have never understood what people like about his music. grinds on my ears in the worst way.
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The trouble with Phil Collins is that they played his music to death when it was popular… I guess after all those years of moderate success but little money with Genesis, he decided the hell with the artsy stuff.
Early Genesis may be an acquired taste, but once acquired, it’s certainly some of the best progressive (dare I say symphonic?) rock ever produced.
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Hackett to Bits: I wish there was a way to reply to individual comments. “Supper’s Ready” is the bomb and there are a few live videos floating around where you can see what Hackett contributes. I always assumed a lot of the guitar parts were keyboards, but Hackett had a lot to do with early Genesis’ sound — more than Banks let on later on in interviews.
As for Phil Collins (and the other comments on here), his solo music has little to do with Genesis, esp. before 1980. It’s possible to despise McCartney solo or Sting solo, but love the Beatles and the Police. It’s a similar situation with Collins/Genesis.
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Extreme cardio=high cortisol
high cortisol=low testosterone.
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!hoooooooooooooooo!
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Pose this question to the Chateau as it has recently been a topic of debate among some friends. In regard to upper body strength, what percentage of random men, let’s say ages 18-45 do you think could bench press 135 pounds for 5 reps? I bet if you targeted 100 men on the street randomly maybe 5 of 100 would be able to do it.
[CH: i have read that less than 10% of american men can bench press their body weight.]
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To be fair CH, when one weighs 280 plus… It’s a stretch.
[CH: i was about to add that. anyhow, data appear to show that american men are weak, and have gotten weaker over the generations.]
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Jewy Wapo featuring the dating antics of the obvious Washington Jew Adam Staveski, and a plain women with a ‘Hungarian’ last name, Maddie Csere, who looks even Jewier than Adam. I’m having a hard time giving a shit, but for what it’s worth, the fact that he rated the date one point out of five higher than she did and she sealed that with a LJBF comment is completely unsurprising.
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J00gling leads me to believe that her name is Madeline Christine Csere, and her father worked for Car & Driver. They lived in Ypsilanti & Ann Arbor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Csaba_Csere
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Highly unlikely that a Skype-esse is gonna be named “Christine”. I’m also not getting very many Skype-ish hits on “Staveski”.
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Nice digging Cappie, and FWIW I loathe ‘Skype under every bed’ types on the Alt Right, eg claims about Murdoch and his mother. It just didn’t occur to me to chase this one further.
Now we’re here though, you’re absolutely right about the name Christine (not in the Wapo article), and Csaba is a very Magyar first name unlikely to be seen among Hungarian Jews.
So let’s suppose Adam is Polish and let’s hope he comes to CH and learns some Game. Because after all, as the Magyars say:
‘Lengyel, magyar – két jó barát’
And by a linguistic coincidence, Poles say:
‘Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki’
‘Pole and Magyar brothers be . . . ‘
It goes on: ‘Good for fighting and for drinking.’
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She shoulda gone to Hillsdale.
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Wow… remember reading lots of his articles. he was a featured writer for years at C&D… Imagine the horror in his face if she came home with this guy…
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So she has (((connections))).
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I thought she must be his daughter since how many people named Csere live in Michigan? Her father Csaba was editor of Car& Driver. The magazine at one point printed the correct way to pronounce his name. Csaba Csere sounds like “Chaba Chera”
I don’t know how Eastern Europeans come up with these phonetizations. I once worked with a guy whose last name was Chyrnzx. It was pronounced as “Shance”.
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Cholmondeley anyone?
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Csaba once wrote an article titled “Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow – Ad Infinitum”… there is a good opener in that…
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Question: Is a short tale of a shitlib’s adventures a shitlibretto?
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Novelibette
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damn, son
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The political analysis aside, I took most of her comments with a “I don’t find him physically attractive” vibe. In all fairness he has the forehead of an aircraft carrier and the rib cage of a pre-teen gymnast. When’s the last time you saw a girl egging on two guys to race each other? No chick ever got wet listening to her man’s marathon times.
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I’ve been hearing anecdotal reports of young white men who run marathons, cardio, and cross-country having infertility issues.
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A chick needs a minimum level of body fat % in order to keep her period & her ovulations regular. When I was in high school & college, all the Title IX athletic chicks struggled to have a period maybe once every six months or so.
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long distance running is hard on the body and despite what many think, it actually decreases longevity and overall health.
humans were designed to walk often to find food and water, they would gain and maintain muscle while building shelters, cleaning and skinning fish and animals for food, etc.
they may run a bit to escape an animal or get somewhere quickly once in awhile but they weren’t running miles at a time on the regular. doing that ruins your body.
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“Long distance running is hard on the body and despite what many think, it actually decreases longevity and overall health.”
Yeah I made the mistake of getting into running a few years ago, fucked up my back.
Minimal running now. For cardio I jump rope, some sprints, hit the bag.
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Bulletin. Looks like skypes have a dog in the hunt over whether we’re meant to run long distances. They invented a (((TED talk))) just for this. It even ridicules goyim for thinking that women marathoners hurt themselves reproductively.
Read 4:57 to about 10;20
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James Fuller “Jim” Fixx
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88- correct. When primitive tribesmen hunt, it’s a walk to the AO, then hide in ambush, a quick sprint to close the gap, and an explosive throwing movement at the moment of truth. If there’s not a clean kill, there’s a walk-jog to track the wounded animal, which then has to be butchered and carried back to camp. Strength and power were primary, not marathon running.
Tribesmen would fight each other over women and status, but these would be quick, explosive affairs, not 15-round matches decided on points.
Tribal migrations would occur at walking speed.
The whole theory that humans evolved as long-distance runners who wore down their prey over 10K distances is just insane. They would use up as many calories in the chase as they would take in after the kill, and they’d have much longer distances to cover to bring the meat back to camp, which would increase their chances of running into rival predators along the way.
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Intra tribe status jockeying probably involved wrestling (above the waist) which primarily relies on strength and size. Animals fighting for dominamce in a tribe rarely hurt each other seriously because it weakens the overall strength of the tribe.
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Right plus dudes who are good runners….are good runners for a reason…..they are weak and flee.
Every girl wants a fighter…a warrior who stands and fights.
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Her dream date is a “fellow economist; soccer player….” If she’s name dropping Harambe then that might be an allusion to Vox Day.
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Holy smokes are Jews ugly.
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How’s this CO?
[IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/10dcx8g.jpg[/IMG]
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GD. What am I doing wrong here?
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You copied the “IMG” tags from the “BBCode” [Bulletin Board Code – an analogue of HTML]. All you want is just the URL itself, on its own line, ending in “.jpg”:
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Forget the [IMG] and just paste link that ends in .jpg
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Tbh they do look like a couple to me…the beta …she’ll settle for in 6 years time.
DC IS full of these types and they shop at trader joes.
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N-N-N-N-N-NNN -OZE !
goot gawd those jooz got some helllacious schnot lockers.
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N-N-N-N-N-NNN -OZE !
goot gawd those jooz got some helllacious schnot lockers.
Well, air is free, afterall.
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Where do they find these people? These two look like something that would ooze out of a rotten log after you kicked it apart.
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lol
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“He’s one of the most genuinely nice people I’ve ever met in my whole life.”
I didn’t need to read anymore after that.
From the pics: she’s by no means a big girl, yet he’s thinner than she is, especially in the face. That’s not hot. And I don’t mean her: her pic doesn’t say “fat”. He’s just that skinny.
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If she did her hair, splashed on some makeup and wore something better than what appears to be a common sweatshirt, she’d stand out.
As it is, she’s just another face in the crowd, a la Lonesome Roads.
To that note: our HR dept, full o’fags, is hiring and they’ve been brining in girl after girl. The first one though was lovely. Thin, long black hair, wearing a dress and just all around smoking. I hope they hire her. The contrast of having a thin young girl like her who wears dresses would be in stark contrast to the fatties we have here.
And, I wonder how long till other girls start dressing more ladylike, but I won’t hold my breath.
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“Nice guys” are generally more faggy and women are not attracted to fags for good reasons
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I wish I knew where to begin. Every male should be required to watch “A Streetcar Name Desire”, “Casablanca”, and “Gone With the Wind” before graduating high school.
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I did and they are very, very passé movies.
Hint : The 50s are over.
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Current year argument. Really. Here.
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Passe’?
You philistine. 😡
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13 Hours, Lone Survivor, etc.
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I watched The Accused:-)
The Last Seduction taught me alot as a teen in how manipulate women can be
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If you gotta die, Linda Fiorentino would be the way to go.
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Geez, you pikers…
Watch Double Indemnity, The Postman Always Knocks Twice, Body Heat if you want primers on manipulative dames.
Maltese Falcon or Prizzi’s Honor, if you want to see how to handle one.
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Aw, hell… make that The Postman Always RINGS Twice.
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KEY WORDS: Bill Kristol, Sidney Blumenthal, Libya, Benghazi, Inter-Mediate, Jonathan Powell, Karen Levin, John Bercow, Turkey, Syria, ISIS, Huma Abedin, Arab Spring, Muslim Brotherhood
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You just scratched the surface, CO
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During the election, on one news show, he was on the verge of tears, almost about to lose it. Much like a kid when they’re unable to handle the pressure of growing up and shit gets too real for them.
I would take this tweet as ominous, but with some much back and forth and this and that, I’m friggin’ poolside. Working on my tan.
(Poolside = ready to leave CA; tan= working on my skills)
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Best reply I saw to his comment went something like: if the democratic system is upended, the likes of Bill Kristol will not have a say in what comes next.
To which I will add: but he will get a good view from a streetlight.
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The fact that fuckwads like this are still drawing
breath</strike, eh… a paycheck… shows we’re still a long way from where we need to be./see what I did there rape?
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Aw hell… damn typos… you get the picture.
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If “policy analyst Adam Staveski, 22” is reading this, he should not be going anywhere near 22-year-old professional women. This is where I went wrong when I entered the working world: Dating women my age (or older), dating “professionals,” and generally falling inline with the feminist imperative.
However, when I was 22 I also had a budding PUA streak and had a rotation of hot 18-year-olds I went out with. But I never took this seriously. In retrospect, THIS is direction I should have taken.
Instead of “So, which department do you work in,” my M.O. should have stayed at “This Slurpee machine is broken” — the latter being an actual line that resulted in a phone number and date with a scorchingly hot teenage babe. Sadly, this was my road not taken — and one of many.
22-year-old guys should not be anywhere near women the same age, except refuse their questions because that would be “mansplaining.”
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No way, God made them Shitlord and Shitlady. If you’re gonna reclaim the term then stick wit it.
[alt-trigger warning]
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replied to wrong comment, like alexandre dumbass
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If that’s the best neckbeard can pull, he ain’t no shitlord.
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wtf?
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When I picture a “shitlady,” that’s what comes to mind.
Someone will think of a catchy nickname for desirable women.
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Granted, it was the only image I could find of a woman willing to brandish the “shitlady” label. Obviously, “shitlord” and “shitlady” are not very-nice-words, hence the reclaiming it from its original context as a SJW-slur, though it is not synonymous with alt-right, or red-pill or supporting Trump (but they certainly correlate).
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Doba please shower us young ins with more such pearls of wisdom.
Sadly there are no more cute chicks who work in service industry jobs. At least not in major metros.
High end retail usually just has snooty (but hot) cunts working at them who think they deserve a high earning professional who is personal friends with every fashion designer on earth.
/bitterness
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Tru dat.
My favorite club has even hired a FAT WAITRESS !!!!!
Never seen a fat waitress in a night club before.
File under : 6’s think they’re 10’s, 7’s KNOW they’re 12s, etc.
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Can you give them a more attractive name than shitlady? Alt lady? No actually that sounds like some new kind of trans gender. I don’t know. You’re better with words than I am. But going on names alone, leftoid is more becoming than shitlady.
[CH: how about shivlady?]
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It’s a take on Lords and Ladies and since we are shitlords, our women are shitladies.
Shitdames?
Broadshanks!
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Shitlord’s Concubine
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Time to once again roll out this actual, real life quote : “I’m a g0ddam lady and you better fuck1ng treat me like one, a$$hole!”
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Shi’lady!
There it is.
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Thank you!
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I nominate this fine old gent, Mr Hugh Owens, 78, for Alpha of the Month.
‘Woman appeals against divorce refusal’ – http:// http://www.bbc.co.uk /news/uk-38978661
The article is short, full of gems and well worth reading in full but I’ll break down the best bits here.
A woman who says she is “desperately unhappy” in her 39-year marriage is fighting a legal battle against a court’s refusal to grant her divorce. Tini Owens, 66, has asked the Court of Appeal to overturn a family court ruling, which said she couldn’t divorce her husband Hugh Owens, 78.
I didn’t even know the courts still had the power to refuse a divorce nowadays. That gives you an idea of how many men just acquiesce (and probably sigh with relief) when 75% of their wives demand a divorce. Also note the 12 year age gap. When they were married he was 39 and she was 27. They say a shitlord’s w1fe should be half his age + 7. I’ll let you do the maths.
Mrs Owens had made 27 allegations about the way Mr Owens treated her, including that he was “insensitive” in his “manner and tone” and said she was “constantly mistrusted” and felt unloved.
I FEEELZ UNLOVED. Solid frame? Check. Doesn’t play by her rules? Check. Unmoved by tone policing? Check. Recognises unicorns don’t exist? Check. Says ‘I l0ve you’ sparingly? Check.
Mr Marshall said judges had to consider the “cumulative effect” of what might be classed as a long list of trivial matters
‘My complaints may be horseshit but surely if I make enough of them I win?’ She has made 27 trivial complaints about her husband in court and she wonders why he isn’t professing his undying love for her at every turn.
“It was my client’s complaint that her husband treated her in a childlike way,” Mr Marshall [her lawyer] told judges…
Ah the classic jerkboy charm. I bet she used to punch his arm playfully back before things went south. Amused mastery? Check.
…”And in a way which was effectively that she should agree with his will.”
PATRIARCHY ALERT!
The court heard her case was that the marriage had broken down, but Mr Owens disagreed and said the couple still had a “few years” to enjoy.
Can we get some new batteries for the fucks-given-o-meter because the reading hasn’t budged from zero the whole time. This is God tier trolling. He dismisses her complaints without even acknowledging them by simply stating they ‘have a few years left to enjoy’. In other words, this marriage is over when I say it is over *smirk*
Judges were told that Mrs Owens had an affair which lasted less than a year and the court heard the couple, who have grown-up children, slept in different rooms
Colour me shocked. But it’s OK because she “felt unloved”. Feelz before realz.
Specialist divorce lawyer Ayesha Vardag said judges should not compel people to stay married. “This case highlights the absurdity of fault-based divorce,” she said.
This just in: expecting women to provide some kind of substantive reason to justify breaking a lifelong contract is absurd. Empowered-femcvnt-go-girrrrl-lawyerchick Ayesha has revealed that the true meaning of “Til death do us part” is “until I decide to get some side dick and rinse you for half of your net worth.” Much obliged ‘Ayesha’.
Summary: an alpha male wifes up a girl 12 years his junior and they start a family. They’re happily married for nearly 4 decades. Then Mrs decides she needs more excitement in her life and has an affair for 11 months and 30 days. Utilising the full potential of her hamster, she backwards rationalises her decision as some sort of heroic escape from her “desperately unhappy” marriage where she was made to feel “unloved” and decides she needs a divorce. Husband, seeing clearly the many downsides of divorce juxtaposed with the only benefit being rid of this traitorous naggasaurus, decides that her continued presence in his life and home is a price worth paying to deny her what she wants and troll her into oblivion. His most egregious offence? Instead of investing time and energy in making a long, drawn out defence of his behaviour, he calmly and simply states that the marriage will continue for a few more years. ZFG to the end.
Poon Commandment IV. Don’t play by her rules
Poon Commandment VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary (or never)
Poon Commandment XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little
Poon Commandment XV. Maintain your state control
Poon Commandment XVI. Never be afraid to lose her
Verdict: veteran alpha shitlord.
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Mt first guess would be that she knows she’s not in the will and is trying to squeeze as much out of him while she can.
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hilarious with excellent analysis.
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22 year olds who love running and economics…Two wacky loose cannons. Anthything could happe…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
…and I though old people were boring. Holy fuck.
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Jesus. They will not give Trump a rest. CNN running this whole Russian ties thing 24/7. Any truth??
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They’re trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
They had on DWS so you know they’re grasping as straws–much like her hair looks.
They had McMuffin earlier today. Talk about a guy that’s exhausted his 15 minutes, such that he’s paying Father Time with IOUs.
Acosta’s still upset Trump shut him down and like a bratty kid, he’s starting more shit.
In other words, same shit, different day. I personally think that all this negativity by the shitlibs, all this negative energy they surround themselves with will be their undoing. It’s any reason their so miserable and so scared and so upset. They’re like pigs, rolling in the shitburger of lies and deceit. No good can come from that.
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I’m confused as to why Trump hasn’t gone back on offense yet. The left had no answer for the blitz strategy he employed during the first week.
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Oh he is. He’s called it a disgrace to what is being done with Flynn. Calls it fake news. Trump’s not taking this lightly.
Even today when he met with Bibi, a question was asked about it and he said just as much.
Also, there are leaks going on so there’s that to maneuver as well.
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Skypes woke up about 6 mos. ago and said, “Sh&^, he might try to make Russia our f’in ally. Only WE get to say when Russia can be our ally!!”.
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Logan Act was only used once to prosecute a guy who wrote an op-ed saying Louisiana Purchase should be given back to France. That was 150 years ago. Funny that this law was suddenly pulled out of the media’s collective ass to make Flynn and the Trump campaign look bad. The membership of the CFR could be rounded up and prosecuted with the Logan Act as could many AIPAC members. Put the shoe on the other foot and I know that the media will suddenly start squealing the Logan Act is an unconstitutional prior restraint on free speech.
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He runs a 2:43 marathon…that’s outstanding actually…that said…he no doubt weighs 135 pounds to achieve a time that low.
My dick weighs 135 pounds!
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Has any woman ever said “What really gets me rainforest wet is a guy who looks like he just escaped from a concentration camp!”?
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only Israeli women
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AmRen 2017
https://www.amren.com/2017-american-renaissance-conference/
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Saw that earlier. Am (heh) thinking of going. Have never been…then again, only heard about it a couple of years ago.
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Last year was pretty good, first time I attended. Beautiful park, although it’s gonna be hot in July, last year it was held in the spring. Interesting speakers and good group of people. Had a chance to speak with Derb, Brimelow, Taylor, etc.
One or two very low energy fags outside at a distance holding a protest sign but very lame. It’s in a state park and the rangers don’t tolerate antifag shit. You’re also permitted to lawfully carry on the premises so, cheers.
If you decide to go let me know. I will be there.
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Looks inviting. Only heard about this a couple of years ago. And had heard there’s some dorks and cucks the happen to show up.
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I take it this is some type of dating show ?
I would not date ‘Maddie’ if they paid me.
She’s about a 4 and therefore invisible.
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I have to thank Date Lab for unintentionally showing me where the Manosphere was: when I was a younger man, I’d read DateLab, and wonder (despite being a sexless virgin at the time), “they guys are weiners, and the chicks were nothing to write home about”. I wanted to see if someone else online agreed: ended up on a thread on the RooshVForum, and the rest is history!
Thanks Date Lab!
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She may be a Shitlady but I’m not impressed.
To me this is the issue with modern “empowered” American women. They think a bit too highly of themselves. You go to other areas of the world and an educated woman is ecstatic just to have an intelligent conversation. Other women would never set up expectations like “oh too political”. Heck in eastern Europe girls are happy to talk about anything but Alcohol consumption.
Anyway you will see more of the early 20somethings pulling the pseudo conservative card out. Given Trump’s impact on the national psyche impressionable young ladies will follow like lemmings. 10-15 years ago the young 20somethings all virtue signaled and air quoted n-word to indicate they were hipper than the 30somethings who talked diversity but were not religious about it. Now the pendulum has swung like it’s 1980 again.
It will be totally awesome to see now the next few years play out for all the neckbeards who wear dresses to be feminists. Those neckbeards will be going through some hard cognitive dissonance as women once again will not do what they say.
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And trying to re-grow all that hair they shaved off the top will be a b1tch….
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Reading Maddie’s comments in between each one I could hear a boxing announcer calling the fight. ‘She landed an upper cut to the jaw, he is staggering around the ring…’
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https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer
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For the past five days France has been engulfed by widespread culture-enriching riots, similar to those of 2005. https://t.co/n8d7r2GPOT pic.twitter.com/ahUNa8WXCA
— Voice of Europe (@V_of_Europe) February 15, 2017
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Muslim migrants in Paris vandalise buildings and multiple cars. Paris will soon be one big no-go zone. pic.twitter.com/CXeOqdOAGh
— Voice of Europe (@V_of_Europe) February 15, 2017
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It’s not just muslims, but pretty much all non-Whites that are there…including sub-Saharan blacks. Brown muslims are just the majority of shit coming in, but don’t forget the negroes.
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They are all welcome to go to Canada! Justin will put out the red carpet for them!
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And as to Sweden: In December, the Swedish Civil Contingencies Agency (MSB) urged the country’s municipalities to prepare for war.
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Let’s leave our friends the apes out of this, they’re not invading Europe – why would they want to ?
Bananas do NOT grow there.
In other news, Germany’s only (apparent) non-block party, the AfD, is officially in tailspin self-destruct mode.
Not only are they trying to kick out Björn Höcke (Thuringia) for telling Germans to be proud of their history, but now also André Poggenburg (Saxony-Anhalt) for – you guessed it – Nah-tsi language.
He spoke in German, which, to the Antifa, is Nah-tsi to the hilt.
Elections are not going to fix this.
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The Korean Government had to issue a travel warning to Koreans advising them not to travel to Paris…apparently one of their empty coaches was burnt.
Wolfie…have faith. To get the votes of the middle the AFD have to stop the ‘not helpful’ comments.
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Holy shit is Trump ever floundering.
Crimea was TAKEN by Russia during the Obama Administration. Was Obama too soft on Russia?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 15, 2017
“Crimea was TAKEN by Russia during the Obama Administration. Was Obama too soft on Russia?”
So you just fired one of your closest loyalest allies over stupid bullshit and gave the Russia conspiracy theory legs, now you’re going to parrot hostile anti-Russia conspiracy theories in some effort to defuse the narrative you yourself legitimized and your enemies will always believe/promote no matter what… What the fuck. Get it together.
PS They had a vote in Crimea and overwhelmingly voted to leave the unelected jewish terrorist coup government in Ukraine and Russia accepted them back. No “TAKING” took place.
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That comes from the same place as
“Democrats are real racists and Nazis”
Sad
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No war with Russia. No war for Jews.
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It’s beginning to sound like someone should mention that to Trump… sigh.
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Ukrainian girls girls singing one of the most beautiful Russian songs
It has been 100 years since (((they))) have embarked on their bloody revenge
turning people against each other
Yet in the midst of misery and struggle the beauty survives
Never forgot who your (((enemies))) are
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that was beautiful. thanks.
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No war with Russia. No war with Iran. Fire Mike Pence. Reinstate Mike Flynn. Investigate Obama for treason. Or stfu about this MAGA bullshit.
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I think he means ‘Crimea was TAKEN by Russia during the Obama Administration, but did you Lugenpress ever say Obama was too soft on Russia?’
And Flynn was not one of Trump’s most loyal allies; he’s a will o’ the wisp and a loose cannon.
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We hang together or we wil all hang separately. Trump just hung one of his best men.
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I don’t know if Flynn was an asset or a liability…
… but I do know that, even if Trump was trolling with the “took Crimea” remark, I don’t see how that gets interpreted as anything but how the MSM is gleefully running with it…
… it sorta/kinda is throwing Russia under the bus, even if a side-effect is an attempt to show the opponents their hypocrisy about what went on during Obama’s terms.
I don’t like it.
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Yeah, that’s how I read it, and that’s why he had the emphasis on “TAKEN”.
As for Trump, he has a certain set of skills, skills he acquired over a long career. Skill that make people like Trump a nightmare for the Lugenpress. If the Lugenpress stops smearing him now, that’ll be the end of it. He will not look for them, he will not insult them. But if they don’t, he will look for them, he will find them, and he will embarrass the shit outta them.
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that’s just standard neocon claptrap. if you think DJT actually believes that, and isn’t just using it to throw his enemies off the Russo-Anglo Uber-Alliance scent trail while he gets his chess pieces in place, then I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
read Art of the Deal. it will help with the pearl clutching.
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even if that were true, DJT is the LAST person who would begrudge someone for territorial ambitions. it’s one of his most defining characteristics.
it’s ludicrous to take this statement at face value. he’s just throwing a bone to his enemies to keep them busy.
verdict: chill
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concur…..much of what trump tweets is designed to troll/trigger/distract.
trust that he knows what he’s doing, because he’s been doing this longer than most of us have been alive.
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Trump is handled. Look Trump is an old man. He can’t fight our battles for us…
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when you’ve been on a quest for maximum power your whole life, you don’t just one day wake up and develop a taste for been “handled”. if anything, you recognize for the life-sucking poison that it is even MORE SO when you’re older and your time and energy is more limited.
it may take him awhile to wrangle enough power to effect real change, but it will come. Trump would rather die trying than fall before the forces of evil in front of his family and the entire world.
be patient. and keep your powder dry.
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I’m not gonna say he’s in (((anyone’s))) pocket yet…
… but sometimes this 4D chess stuff gnaws at my equanimity.
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The only times in my life that I felt I was being treated better than others because of my skin color (or nationality) was dealing with French officials – consulate, customs, police.
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Well wlofie65, that is totally understandable because the only people that like to blow up lockers at French transit hubs and trash cans by the Eiffel Tower are not white. So it would be very stupid of them to treat you the same.
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I mean wolfi65
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I’m sorry dude. I swear I can type: wolfie65
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Caucasian fingers are too damn big for keyboards.
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I can’t type anymore. Or proofread. Or master homonyms like there/their/they’re. Or “i before e except after c”. Sometimes I glance back at something I just poasted and it’s so embarrassingly illiterate that I wanna go the first grade and start all over again. The key here, as with everything in life, seems to be ZFG.
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go BACK TO the first grade.
sheesh.
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“The key here, as with everything in life, seems to be ZFG.”
cap, a foundation of the alt-right is the development of a new rapid-fire language that can convey ideas quickly and efficiently, at-a-glance. the importance of this literal NLP can’t be overstated. it instantly subjects ideas and memes to the survival-of-the-fittest test, and our thoughts are subsequently shaped by them. we’re looking to get to the truth as close to instantaneously as possible. and, interestingly, when you can get to the truth quickly, more people arrive at the same truths, at the same time.
idea-fitness in the information-age is heavily weighted towards succinctness, and far less towards grammar or punctuation. we’ve got a lot to sort through. shorthand is inevitable. if things get too weird the need for more precise language will push back.
the ideas that we’re fighting, globalism, miscegenation, demographic displacement, etc., are being memed/burned into our awareness at light speed, from all sides. our own language/memes need to be even faster.
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The only times in my life that I felt I was being treated better than others because of my skin color (or nationality) was dealing with Italian officials – consulate, customs, police. Ditto for Peruvian, Swiss, Indian, and Spanish officials.
I felt I was being treated worse than others because of my skin color (or nationality) was dealing with British, Brazilian and Jordanian officials. British consulate is the worst!
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Agreed.
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Also:
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cerebral palsy hat
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This one’s just a model making a goofy face: Hollywood ugly. Put her in a LBD and she’d be ripe for the plucking by a swole fashy goy.
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Feminists wish they looked like this.
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Orange hair fatty – 3
Pink hat – 5
Pass.
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Huffpo: “Khaleesi doesn’t look like this anymore.” Spoiler alert: next season she’s fat, wears huge hoop earings and has a thousand cock stare.
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They f’ up every other show, so it is just a matter of time that the ruin GoT with PC bullshit. That Khaleesi character is annoying as hell, anyhow, with her army of brown shit ready to invade the (White) lands of the West to try and obtain the crown. Sounds about right though, doesn’t it? It is funny (and not in a ha-ha way) to think about all the White men (and women) that died in all the silly, insane wars in Europe (England declares war on France, France declares war on Spain, on and on and on) over NOTHING but mere slights, meanwhile, we now face real threats to the very survival of our nations and race, and barely a finger is lifted because of (((their))) stranglehold on mass media and finance…and, hence, most government officials.
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If we consider the fact that from the early Middle Ages to WWI, most European nations weren’t really nations at all, but rather the private property of some royal family – many of them inter-related – most of those wars were little more than family squabbles.
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Shivmaiden
Too LARPy?
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y
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Shieldmaiden – even more LARPy, but awesome if the shoe fits.
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My longer comment is in moderation. Read this story of these two missing (now found dead) 13-year of White girls in Indiana. I pointed out the extremely bad parenting in dropping them off at an abandoned RR bridge to hike by themselves. I also pointed out how the facebook photo a woman, who apparently is a parent of the one girl, changed in one just one day from being a photo of her and some man (npt the father of the girl, as the woman has a different last name), to a photo of two candles for the dead girls. Who has the thought process to do that while grieving for their child, or a close relative, after just one day? Attention whoring? Cold? Possibly knows who killed them and does not care? Boggles my mind. I hope the police look to the family first, and then to any wandering refugees.
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/search-underway-for-two-13-year-old-caroll-county-girls-missing-after-being-dropped-off-to-go-hiking
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The only people in the world that care about the safety of young white girls are adult white men, because that’s our tribe that someone else is messing with. And feminists are all liars through and through.
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I’ve long had a problem accepting the narrative that women are supposedly ‘nurturing’.
I don’t see much of it.
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Unrelated, but how is this for a BOTM submission?
Rip rip rip!! 1 like = 1 awareness.We have to stop the madness
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ouch
Hands folded over his nads in a hopeless defense of his masculinity.
Come on, man …
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She’s got his nads in her purse.
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something might end up happening in the future, none of us know the future
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8979 other chicks agree
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She’s laughing at how funny it is to her to have him locked into the friendzone so securely that she can say things like “He’s not in the dreaded friendzone because who knows?” (thereby reinforcing the the friendzone wall with another foot of pure titanium) The smile on her face says, “This is sooo easy and so funny too.”
Girls are sugar and spice and everything cunty.
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that line stood out to me too. poor guy will take that as meaning he still has a chance with her. she knows that too. cruel girl.
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More gold upon a second reading.
“Something might end up happening in the future. None of us knows the future. But as for now, he is the person I can count on for anything.”
Yeah she’s just a kid, but look at that line; “But as for now (there is no attraction) (because) he is the person I can count on….”
So there is no attraction as long as he can be counted on. That’s how I read it anyway. You can’t have attraction and dependable servility at the same time.
Anyone want to sign up for that “loyal, dependable husband” role?
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K, it ain’t no fun to stare in the abyss, muh man.
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Troy .. the very name means cuck. As in the city that got cucked by the Greeks.
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That was truly painful to read. Definitely a beta of the month contender.
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She’s not even good looking – what is she, all of 18 say and already those squinty, cunty, puffy eyes? If the brah would spread, lift and read CH he could be pulling better in a month.
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His face is prematurely old – he looks five or ten years older than she – which is highly unusual. Normally the chick looks older than the guy, and often much older than the guy [given the same chronological age].
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Premature aging in a boy can be a sign of high T and incipient balding, and if that’s the case, then the dude is really screwed [if he turns out to be both bald and an incel gamma by his early twenties].
[CH: the correlation between baldness and T has been disproven, afaik. baldness is caused by a genetic influence. T (specifically DHT) is only the vehicle through which the gene expresses itself.]
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Pussy blocked by an entitled skank of equally low mate value.
This is America.
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Sometimes it is easy
Remember her?
You should next time you smash a leftoid’ face
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She should have brought me along…
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All those fat guys sure took their sweet time letting her in.
Sometimes, Whiteknighting is just necessary.
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Those cocksuckers didn’t even let her in, did they?
And two of them were security… but were holding the doors shut? A disgrace to the race.
And that fucker who kept saying “She’s egging them on!” was that that bald fuck in the white T-shirt and ordinarily looked like he could handle two or three guys by himself, but sounded like some sort of half-a-fag?
Man, this video makes my blood boil. 😡
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“And that fucker who kept saying “She’s egging them on!” ” < I thought that was a member of Organized Beta-ry … the media
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I listened to this article in the accompanying piece first on my phone. Now I logged into my laptop and I saw the photo. Then it became clear. She’s a lot better looking than he is. He’s not even really acceptable. Of course she’s not going to be romantically attracted …and he is.
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From the Wapo pic neither is all that photogenic – the difference between them is small and easily made up if he’d learn minimal Game, the male equivalent to looks.
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How about shivlady?
Sure, that works. so does honey badger.
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Scat-right ascendant.
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Crime down in Norway. Wonder why?
http://redstatewatcher.com/article.asp?id=63210
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Funny how that works… you get rid of a goodly portion of the cause of a problem and a goodly portion of the problem goes away.
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If Trump can survive this coordinated Jewish onslaught for 4 years without a mental breakdown, he deserves the title of God Emperor.
These people have been rotten for over 2000 years.
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“Wrong Side of History” is a self-described gay jew, now posing as a Christian.
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Selbst hass and chameleon-like quadrophenia are well-known maladies of (((tribesmen)))…
… sometimes actual, often feigned.
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And most “Christians” are posing as Christians.
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Touche’… but at least they’re sincere in their delusion.
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You don’t know my heart.
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Only Yahweh does.
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I know yo’ haid…
I’ve seen your posting technique and your (ahem) self-admitted inclinations.
“By (((their))) fruits, show ye know (((them)))”
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Doubt me.
Insult me.
If I don’t suffer, then I’m not his disciple.
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Heh… consider each finely-honed and well-deserved barb another diamond in your crown when you get to heaven…
… and I hope you don’t collapse under the weight. kekekekekek
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Greg, to tell you the truth, if I were you, I wouldn’t believe me, either.
A lot of really weird shit has happened to me over the past 4-6 months that I’m done trying to chalk up to coincidence.
I was a hardcore atheist materialist for so long.
For whatever set of reasons only He can understand, God wanted to save me.
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I’m not without a heart. But if what you say is true — if you’ve gone from a self-described gay jew (this isn’t just name calling you a fag, you said it) to a Christian (not sure if you’re still a fag or what) and you truly are on some journey out of degeneracy, it would be a good thing for you. But stop posting here — it’s completely incongruous to your claim that you’re undergoing some genuine spiritual rebirth.
If you are sincere, you know why we don’t trust you, and you shouldn’t expect us to. Your sticking around in the face of that belies your true intentions.
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My persecutors only confirm that I am truly a soldier of Christ.
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Or that you’re a transparent troll of an ancestor of serpentine bent.
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Wrongside did you wake up half-cocked?
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Your blasphemy as of late knows no bounds. Disgusting. God does not take well to being mocked.
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Yahweh knows my heart, mendo.
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Trump holding press conference in 1 hour.
Better name the Jew and (((deep state))).
We are running out of time.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/01/24/calculating-the-cost-of-diversity/#comment-837475
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what can a 22yo policy ((analyst)) “analize” beyond the skid mark that his anal sphincter leaves on the TP?
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A fair point.
What are you… some kind of ageist? 😉
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this
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Oi vey! No Diamond blood???
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I don’t understand all the fuss. Surreal. I wasn’t even reading carefully and she clearly friendzoned the f*** out of him.
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I feel sorry for you miserable fucks that live in blue areas. It’s not uncommon for me to hear a big titted blonde in a lilly pulitzer dress say “I would never fuck a nagger” where come from.
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Fuck (((((((((((((twitter)))))))))))))))))).
King Trump, bring back the Reagan-style Oval Office Address.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oval_Office_address
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Trump news conf in 5 minutes
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Good post. Read this in the print version while sipping a strong hot Sunday morning coffee while the sun rose behind the bare trees. It’s an undiscussed around town that Date Lab is absurd. The connection failure rate is grimly amusing.
About Maddie. I hope it’s all true. I wonder if she’s related to someone. Not only is she from Trumplandic Michigan, but her name is Csere, and she even looks like Car & Driver Magazine’s smart long-time editor Csaba Csere (Hungarian; pronounced, approximately, chubbah cheddah), who, along with a vanishing breed of motorscribes that included Brock Yates (RiP), Patrick Bedard and Rich Ceppos, warned us readers monthly about governments’ onerous encroachment. The magazine’s office was in Ann Arbor.
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Jim Lahey, Lord of the Shit-Terms
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A blunt discussion among Jews about women-in-power perhaps too blackpill for gentle Goyim eyes. Yes, Catherine’s sex with horses is open discussion. Women rulers historically prone to horrendous Frankist debauchery (ritualistic orgies). Fall of Sweden discussed (perhaps related to another slutty Queen’s Frankist court infiltration).
.@S_Hohenstaufen #Frankism1) Note “Queens” prone to Frankist courts2) Is this the source of Sweden’s hyper-debauchery?@Sam_Schulman pic.twitter.com/uiIzE8f7hX
— The Rebbe (@The_Rebbe_) February 16, 2017
Endocrinology analysis: perhaps high-T associated with power gives our gentle Queens the drives of men sans our restraint. Ever taken a drunk girl to a strip club? Women lack sexual restraint when given open opportunities. So, women are unfit for power and will exploit power for sexual fantasies.
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