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I wasn’t sure whether to put this human interest story (h/t reader A.P.) in a “Shitlord of the Week” or “Alpha of the Week” post, so I decided to skip either option and focus on the lightly embedded moral tale of this Texas man’s life:

The jerkboy may be hated, but he is never ignored nor unloved.

After Leslie Ray Charping died at age 75, his family decided to run a brutally honest obituary eulogizing the “evil” late relative.

The family wrote that Charping “leaves behind two relieved children,” in addition to “countless other victims including an ex wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.”

The jerkboy may come
the jerkboy may go
But the jerkboy is rarely
if ever alone.

His death came at an age that was “29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved,” according to the obituary on the Carnes Funeral Home site.

At least he was remembered. Many boring betas go to their graves leaving no trace of themselves in the collective consciousness.

“At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive,” the obituary read.

I bet Leslie left behind a lot of broken hearts. Hearts which still secretly yearn for his love.

The obituary goes on to list his hobbies which included abusing his family and expediting trips to heaven for his pets. He was also interested in fishing, which “he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned.

Now that’s just bad form.

“Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick [witted] sarcasm, which was amusing during his sober days,” the obituary read.

Ah, there it is. Did you catch that? The sound of those hurt by Leslie who nevertheless, even in his “deserved” death, can’t help but fondly reminisce about his charming company. The jerkboy is like that; one moment stomping on your heart, the next lighting up your dull life. A force of personality. An anti-hero. A blast of heat in a cold world.

No services will be held for him.

He served himself in life.

“Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all,” the obituary concluded.

“Healing and safety”: the words of an alpha widow rationalizing the blessings of her post-Leslie bored, drama-free life.

To all the Leslie Ray Charpings of America: we lovers of women and grabbers of pussy celebrate your life and honor your passing in the hope that your kind will not disappear from weird, wild America at a time when we need you most.

82 Responses to “American Jerkboy: Sometimes Hated, But Never Unloved”

  1. JR says:

    Yup, the lord helps those who help themselves.

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  2. Captain Obvious says:

    UKIP now more popular with working class voters than Labour http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3524345/posts

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  3. aleste81 says:

    Hey heartiste, give credit to the guy who submited the link (me, aka A.P.)

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  4. Ben says:

    “At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive”
    now for the negative traits

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  5. Don’t glorify this guy, he sounds like a fucking piece of shit. At some point it’s necessary to stop playing the role of a 23-year-old frat boy in society and start acting like a man. Leave behind the childish things and take the lead. Children need the example of a righteous man of faith, conviction and resolve, not a fucking loser who only feels something when he gazes into the bottom of an empty bottle of pills or booze.

    This man was classic Boomer, take take take for myself, destroy everything around me and fuck you if you don’t like me living my life my way. Men like this don’t build functioning white communities. You can choose to build up those around you or tear them down. If you choose the latter don’t look around at the waste you leave behind in your wake and wonder what happened to your country.

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    • theasdgamer says:

      I bet you’re loads of fun at parties.

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      • Stripes Duncan says:

        I bet you didn’t like what you saw in the mirror I just held up to you.

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      • theasdgamer says:

        dude, you think you’re some prophet or shit, but really, you’re just a boring fuck speaking ill of the dead…work on your own shit

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      • Stripes Duncan says:

        Lol says the nigger with the dead blog.

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      • theasdgamer says:

        Nah, man, I don’t want a date, lol, but I think it’s cool that you’re gay.

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      • Masis Celsius says:

        There is things beyond parties, and if you don’t see them, as an individual and more yet as a race, you may have much fun at parties but will have no fun in the out-of-party life (actually, other people may have fun with you).

        Better to distribute fun; the guy’s comment is good.

        “This man was classic Boomer, take take take for myself, destroy everything around me and fuck you if you don’t like me living my life my way. Men like this don’t build functioning white communities. You can choose to build up those around you or tear them down. If you choose the latter don’t look around at the waste you leave behind in your wake and wonder what happened to your country.”

        Exactly

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      • theasdgamer says:

        The problem is believing the surviving women’s comments on the man…there are both noble and base alphas…however, believing what women and white-knights say about alphas is Blue Pill.

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    • Jay Fink says:

      He was a silent not a boomer.

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      • Sean Fielding says:

        Heh – good catch. I’ve noticed the only generation not to produce a POTUS is rather silent indeed – so silent, people mistake them for boomers, say.

        More irony – Charping stood out among Silents.

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      • Stripes Duncan says:

        As though something magical happened in 1945 that spared every child born a few years prior.

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:

      Waaah, he’s a boomer, and we know all boomers are bad !

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    • mmaier2112 says:

      Fuck you, shitbag. You’re reading a piece probably written by a bitter cunt and taking it as Gospel. What are you, a faggot cuck?

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    • 1927 says:

      Bingo. Race and genetics only provides a ceiling for behavior. They don’t provide a floor. If every white man were to consciously be like Leslie we’d go from civilization to a white Zimbabwe in a week.

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    • Stripes Duncan says:

      Lolling at all these hurt butts. Keep larping this cartoon version of a man. I hope you all enjoy being neglected by surly Haitians in a government end-of-life facility because you refused to grow up and raise the next generation.

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  6. Ben says:

    probably a fondly remembered and fun dad, by his children.
    obituary written by scank ex-wife – the source of suffering for children…

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    • Kyo says:

      Yeah, this “obituary” reeks of bitter ex-wife who hates her husband and presumes to speak for their children and pretend that they hate him as well. I’m betting at least one is raising a beer in Dad’s honor.

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  7. […] American Jerkboy: Sometimes Hated, But Never Unloved […]

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  8. Gouv says:

    LOL the cowards at the website deleted the dude’s obituary once it went viral. Too bad.

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  9. Hackett To Bits says:

    More about Charping: a veteran and former Navy boxing champion…pleaded guilty in 2008 to assaulting a family member by pouring hot liquid on his then-wife of 40 years.

    Verdict: Alpha

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  10. Scanman says:

    “Healing and safety”

    Fuck all of you twats — both male and female– and your incessant fucking obsession with “safety”.

    Safety and security harden arteries soften peckers and rot brains. What a pussified nightmare we’ve let our country become.

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    • ray says:

      Yoop.

      Anytime we hear ‘safety’ in Amerika we know we’re still In the Realm of the Witch. Who is just ever so concerned about herself, I mean the Community and the Chiiiiilllldren. Between getting abortions that is.

      Same goes for ‘community’. Guys buy that nonsense, like they have a place in it lol, all it means is the collective females in ‘your’ town are going to rule over you, with great pleasure. Backed up by (putative) men. Community is a real pretty word tho!

      ‘Homeland Security’ for example is a perfect peach phrase to tickle the feminine consciousness of princess entitlement. Their Homeland, their Security. Doubtless it was chosen randomly.

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    • digra31 says:

      That is why, as far as Whites are concerned, Russians are a way ahead of the rest.

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    • Slam says:

      Safety just happens to be second on Maslow’s pyramid of needs, just after basic physical needs. No safety, no civilization.

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  11. Sounds like a doucher.

    The world needs men who aspire to be take-no-shit patriarchs with character

    Not this.

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    • Sentient says:

      Like Jacob? Ahem – excuse me… Israel?

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    • Useyourmouth says:

      Meh. My grandpa was a quintessential firm but loving patriarch and a grade A ball buster. They don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

      Nothing hinting at pozzed faggotry from any of his kids or grandkids (and even many strangers) went unnoticed or unshamed. And we are all better for it. Today, though, I could definitely see some snowflake writing a butthurt obit like this about him.

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    • Reb says:

      You ain’t shit

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  12. jackmcg says:

    “The obituary goes on to list his hobbies which included abusing his family”

    Hate this bullshit. Unless he beat them physically he did not fucking “ABUSE” them.

    People use this word because they know the resonance it has. Girls seeking to currying sympathy will put the ABUSE word on anything as much as raising your voice. And they never clarify. They leave it to the listener to imagine what the “ABUSE” entailed.

    Total, 100% grade A bullshit.

    I call this out Every. Fucking. Time.

    If a girl says her ex was “abusive”, I say “like how… how was he abusive… what did he do?”

    She squirms. She evades. Eventually she says some crap that obviously doesn’t entail her getting hit or raped, anything else. All he did was make her *FEEL* bad. Well fuck that, bitch.

    Why does this matter?

    Because you shouldn’t water down words like that. Not every guy knows what is going on… a girl plays this sympathy crap on a beta or a young, naive alpha and he may end up taking physical revenge on a guy who doesn’t deserve it.

    Girls who do this are less than pump and dump… they are immediate NEXT. Because the minute you are out of her life, she will be telling the next guy YOU abused her.

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  13. bolg says:

    Often Hated, Always Loved, Seldom Unnoticed. People Stepped Lightly Around Him.

    Success on a tombstone.

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  14. Days of Broken Arrows says:

    “Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community…”

    WRONG. He had two children. That’s always been the way humans have classically contributed to society. The idea that “contributing” means taking in refugees, or doing self-serving, pointless “charity” work is SJW bullshit, and the media and cucked churches are to blame for this reframe.

    I can’t tell you the number of barren white women I see scurrying around thinking they’re “contributing to society” by doing some useless SJW job. It’s a fraction of the contribution of having kids, and deep down they know it.

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  15. Dread Forman says:

    Speaking of American jerkboys

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  16. Sean Fielding says:

    Charping, his son and his son-in-law all have shitlord physiognomy:

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  17. gunslingergregi says:

    im too nice really i mean the chick i just broke up with was basically begging begging begging me to beat the shit out of her yesterday
    i didn’t give her the satisfaction
    did yell and she got all fucking happy as fuck
    to see some emotion out of me since i ain’t give her none before
    the worse thing you can prob do to chick is chop her hair off and not show any emotion ever again
    but i threw her a bone lol

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  18. gunslingergregi says:

    taking three chicks out for valentines tomorrow debating on three others lol
    i don’t know
    asked one chick she want to go she said hell yea
    other chick one i first touched tit of when really young
    and the ex ex that just had baby which i went and saw and omg it was so freaking cute holding it sheooott
    normally i hold a baby its cute but i felt some emotions holding this one but shit its mom and me been through some fucking shit so yea prob makes it a bit diferent
    but achieved goal twice now the mom aint doing drugs chilling with me again in house cooking and shit not bad she put 7 months of work in trying to get back with me i think she finally broke my resolve on fuking with her rest of life and torturing her lol i treat her ok now like she finally made it closer to inner circle
    reward i guess she prob deserves it

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    • gunslingergregi says:

      was taking my girlfriend to myrtle beach and was taking the ex ex and i turned around right as leaving and left the ex ex home cause she called her boyfriend in car and yea irritated me
      my sis said she heard her on my porch crying all night in the summer
      but yea the revenge thing ok i suppose
      but then they break and it is kind of sad in way to see her corralled i don’t know
      like i really own her now and ehh i don’t know
      like for life

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    • gunslingergregi says:

      i talk cuddly talk to her again she loves that shit like they all do that love me

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  19. Shitlord lesson 101: Don’t be a “nice” guy….they really DO finish last.Embrace your Jerkness!https://t.co/lsFztxmjYY

    — TheSickManofEurope (@TheSickManofEur) February 14, 2017

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  20. wtf says:

    Like every sane and informed white man, I love your blog, CH, but it seems like you’ve never seen a dipshit like this yet. Chances are that he was actually a piece of shit; the kind of dipshit that raise feminists (with DADDY issues) and lesser beta men (without a father figure, as his dad is antagonistic – how could he teach womanizing to him, etc).
    I was wondering why you would write this after so many smart posts, but the “probably an ex-wife rant, I bet his kids loved him” comment relieved me big time… lol. I just gained insight to the perspective of someone with a blissful family life as a kid. Feels interesting.

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  21. Popcorn Out says:

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  23. […] finds some things to admire in a rather vituperative obituary, or rather the late target of the vituperation. One lesson: If you really hate someone, don’t […]

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