Sentient slips a saucy shiv through the bunched bustle of the departing administration.
This is probably the first night in forever that the First Lady is getting banged out by The Prez tonight…
Melania is going to get sore from all the WINNING. But it’s a good sore, something that America’s shitlibs will begin feeling during the next eight years as their delicate snowflake psyches take a long-overdue pounding back to reality.
And when you think about it, that’s the best way to begin making America great again.
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I hope he walks out of the White Man House with that characteristic smile. We will see ” I grabbed her by the pussy
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The lion roars tonight.
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The Blond Beast surveys his rightful Kingdom.
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Thank God we have a hot first lady again – that trans sheboon Michael screaming at us and shaking his/her package on Ellen damned near killed the country. Finally, a rest for the eyes and soul. Melania, thank you for making testosterone levels great again!
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Oh, but it was a stellar example and shining beacon of our sainted diversity to prove to the world that no matter how many rape mulattoes they make, we will always be the most diversitied of all. She was so brave. So brave every time she showed her face in front of a camera with facial recognition capacity and a link to Google Images.
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Define ‘again’.
I can’t remember one.
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Melania is the first First Lady who is called ‘sexy’ by normal men and women.
Every First Lady, all 44 of them, buttaface. Michelle’s not even a female.
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I dunno. Jackie Kennedy was pretty fresh- faced with excellent breeding. But you’re right – Jackie was elegant, but Melania is hot.
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Superficially this is just a “Ha ha ha” sort of an observation, but on second thought, it feels like a pretty fascinating question: When was the last time a President nailed a 1st Lady at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?
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20 minutes ago.
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fumigate it first.
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And replace every last bit of fabric that isn’t historical. Even then, retire it like a flag. The smell will probably stay for a while though.
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“The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama’s, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time. Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.” http://www.cbsnews.com/news/reporters-notebook-seeing-how-the-other-half-lives/
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The Bedbug Registry – Bed Bug Reports for Washington, DC – http://bedbugregistry.com/location/DC
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They’ll need a truckful of fumigators for the shit stink of Beyonce alone!
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Does anyone think Obama left The Don an “Upper Decker” in the master bathroom?
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Shit. This is Trump we speak of. Make it a museum and build a new Presidential mansion.
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You know that nigger stink is all over that fucker
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This Antifa show up in alot Western cities and smash things up. They should be classed as a terrorist organization and treated as such.
They had a flag today calling for no borders and no nations. How is that going to work? These Antifa idiots would be swallowed up for one.
And Fox just ripped into Trump on his economic plans calling them nonsense. I thought at least Fox were on his side?
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No borders and no nations works fine for the Umma.
They don’t care if they’re in Turkey, Tunisia, Libya, Pakistan or Ethiopia, as long as it’s All Ah.
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From the look on the outgoing first “Lady’s” face the former POTUS aint getting some any time soon. Even pseudo-women are repulsed by a loser.
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the section 8 digs at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave aren’t worthy of the new First Couple. he’ll take her down the street to his swanky penthouse in the clocktower. the service is also better.
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have they completed the tunnel connecting the buildings yet?
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Exactly. Watch them build a new presidential residence later on.
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[…] Comment Of The Week: The Inaugurated Bedroom […]
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HAPPY NOBAMA DAY!!!
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The replacement for FEMA.
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A great moment, this inauguration. Greetings from a Deplorable in Poland, everyone!
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I swear Melania was orgasming during the swearing in… someone find the Gif…
We now have an Alpha in the WH… Anyone know his code name yet?
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That you DT? You seem to be dropping some hints.
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I think I had read/heard his code name was: Humble. Or some variation of that.
It might have been a ruse since he used that word to describe himself when asked during one of the debates.
I’m sure he’ll change it to CHAD or MOGUL.
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CHAD == CAD???
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RE: Barron…tfw you realize your dad’s the fucking President and the most powerful man on the planet and you think “cool.”
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TFW
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“Cat Grabber 1”
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I’m sure Michelle dicked down Barry Soetoro.
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Word is they had a bare knuckled drag-down fight.
Looks like Wookie was not happy to loose her 70+ slave helpers financed by Uncle Sam.
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@WSoH: Probably.
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DUDE ..
.. totally uncalled for. Ew.
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HAHA so wrong. Look at the crotch, fuckin gnarly, dude.
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TFW you wish someone had issued a much-needed trigger warning.
There is probably a reason President Trumo and Meania kept getting back in the limo… it would have been inappropriate to take the oath of office with a raging boner. And a good First Lady knows how to handle that.
Eight more years!
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^multiple spelling errors. My bad.
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Without needing viagra, anyways.
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“The drug was patented in 1996, approved for use in erectile dysfunction by the FDA on March 27, 1998, becoming the first oral treatment approved to treat erectile dysfunction in the United States, and offered for sale in the United States later that year.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sildenafil
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By 1998, Bubba was gettin it from the likes of Monica J00winskey & Eleanor Mondale & Denise Rich.
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/pizzagate?src=hash
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If there is anything to these pizza-gate stories, what better way… and with the support of BOTH red and blue states… (for what SJW of the most (((shitlibby))) mettle would NOT be against pedo rings?)… for DJT to begin an event horizon level of swamp draining?
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Saw this video on an earlier thread… and again, the promises of “shit’s about to blow sky high” have not yet materialized.
What I’m saying here is that, if there’s anything to the stories vaguely resembling the truth, a guy like Trump can use it to get a YUUUGE headstart on that swamp draining thing.
Indeed, the swamp would virtually drain itself.
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Inauguration day…
or De-NOG-uration day!?
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Meanwhile, 200,000 stale and unwanted vaginas March on D.C. tomorrow…
http://wtop.com/dc/2017/01/everything-need-know-womens-march-washington/
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Also had a chimp out on “let’s have a conversation about race” (((((Starbucks)))))).
Smashed windows.
Lolzozozoz
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Was wondering about that.
I thought Starbucks is one of theirs.
Guess they just felt like smashing any ole window.
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that’s a lot of hamsters.
turns out, hamsters and lemmings are closely related:
from wikipedophile:
“Lemmings are subniveal animals and together with voles and muskrats, they make up the subfamily Arvicolinae (also known as Microtinae), which forms part of the largest mammal radiation by far, the superfamily Muroidea, which also includes rats, mice, hamsters, and gerbils.”
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Call me beta, but on a scale of 1 to 10, the First Lady is a 100 zillion.
Good God Lord have mercy!!!!!
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https://mobile.twitter.com/luckyjimsling/status/822499691900391426/video/1
Lolzozozoz
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[video src="https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/822499370796982275/pu/vid/320x180/OTO-uaW-8DSMnWEV.mp4" /]
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Cap’n fails again……
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(((TJ))), that’s the deep link for anyone who wants the MP4.
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Screen Capture: thecunt staring at Bubba staring at Melania
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Billy Goat´s short “go-fuck-yourself” glance after that pic is pretty much the funniest thing I´ve seen in a while.
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Can’t rape that bubba!
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You’re a beta.
Rule Number One: Only women under 31 can be 10s. No exceptions.
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Tell me one thing Amasius:
On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate Bar Refaeli and Lauren Bacall?
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The thing is, Sandra Bernhart was never a ten. Ever.
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I never said Sandra Bernhart was a ten. I’ve NEVER EVEN HEARD OF Sandra Bernhart.
i said Bar Refaeli and Lauren Bacall. Rate them.
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I would never fuck a jew on purpose because they are evil. So even if jews like Lauren Bacall and Bar Refaeli can pass as human because of how much White blood they’ve appropriated, I know they would be twisted, gross monsters if I had the misfortune of encountering them. I rate them both zero because they are jewish, hence irredeemably horrible and evil and disgusting.
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There are indeed, every so often, Jewish girls who are mighty attractive…
… indeed, there are women of ALL races that most men can find desirable…
… and every now and then, even a carpenter can get resurrected.
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Damn im stoked. White good looking couple running the show.
The poz is so butt hurt. Damn this is a glorious time.
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Indeed.
MAGA.
MAfuckingGA!!!
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Not in what they would call a “good way” either.
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All Hail God Emperor Trump! MAGA!
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Be gone, Barry!
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Trump knocks up Melania for the win
Trump baby becomes Aryan cult icon
Oy vey media *finally* commits mass suicide
Still not sick of winning
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IT’S A TRUMPENKRIIIIIIEEEEEEEG! Awesome day today bro’s. I took a GIANT dump right after lunch, it felt great, really, I take the best dumps. Seriously though it was an awesome dump. The kind that puts a spring in your step and makes you feel like a new man. It came out clean too, barely a smudge on the paper. It was my own personal analogy/metaphor/whatever on flushing the last 8 years down the toilet. MAGA!
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Awesome. Yes every red blooded healthy shitlord man should be pinching off massive pure loaves = healthy.
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Single wiper FTW
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“…and scarcely any more odor than a warm biscuit.”
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ain’t that some shit and you’re so on point with your analogy
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Loved DJT speech. And how nice was it hearing word “we” in a presidential speech instead of the “I”, “me” and “my” so commonplace in the typical narcissistic Barry Hussein speech.
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Thank God we have someone who will address radica7 i$lamic t3rr0ri$m boldly and proudly promise to eradicate it completely. It’s a new era.
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Minor problem, there are about 1 1/2 billion of ’em.
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To solve a problem one has to first acknowledge it exists.
Its a start.
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Sure. And their entire technological advancement and weapons R&D amounts to what the rest of the world has given to them. Which isn’t much despite barry hussy’s best efforts.
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https://gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou
Bill eyeing up Ivanka!
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Excellent!
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I’ve never seen this many good-looking women on any TV program that had anything to do with politics before.
Bodes well.
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Fuck it, i’m getting drunk.
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Having taken a quick glimpse at some of the Inaugural galas, I see a lot of good-looking healthy White talent, with a mere pinch of the occasional negro, as befits their numbers in the general populace.
I especially liked the Rockette and Lord Of The Dance numbers… and the Scottish bagpipers who joined in on the piano guys..
And the Trump family all on stage, dancing… THIS is the White America I used to know and love. 😉
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