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Realtor Game

I have an acquaintance who’s a realtor. He scores mad pussy on the job (according to him, banging chicks on stage room furniture is the height of romance), so I asked him once about his game. (All men should make a habit of squeezing successful womanizers for insider info.)

He said, first, the demographics were favorable. Real estate is a female and gay male ghetto, so a straight White man is a hot commodity. Second, the hours often meant that couples couldn’t show up at listed homes together. Daytime house showings were just himself and the female half of a buying couple (sometimes marred, sometimes not). Third, more and more single ladies were buying homes instead of waiting for marriage as a prerequisite to home-buying.

But, most importantly, he stressed that the language he used to sell a home was what sealed the deal. At every opportunity he would draw parallels between home-buying and heart-plying. For instance, his favorite line was “Buying a new home is like finding love; you’ll always have to make trade-offs.” He would say this in an off-hand way so as not to raise suspicions he was flirting (e.g., he might say it to the wall instead of the woman). Invariably, the prospective female buyer would ask what he meant by trade-offs, or better yet why he thought love involved trade-offs.

And then he was off to the races.

There are great careers a man can pursue that will maximize his pussy harvesting. Photography, music, gym trainer, CEO….and now you can add realtor to that list.

63 Responses to “Realtor Game”

  1. CEO Nikolic says:


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  2. CEO Nikolic says:


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  3. CEO Nikolic says:


    FICTION “Three Moons Over Pelacis” — by Nikolic/Sorcerygod — Eridan took out his cell phone, which contained a chip with his Valid Pelacisian ID. A holographic beam shone out, showing three successive short videos of Eridan at 5, 10, and 15 years of age. At each age, the happy boy Eridan looked grimmer and more oppressed. And in the background of the hologram, the political celebrations of the Synners — draped on every city — grew more and more brilliant and in-your-face visually violent: feminism, ethnic equality, mass immigration from the outer worlds … [click above on CEO Nikolic to read]

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    • whorefinder says:

      Heartiste, can I move for a ban of CEO Nikolic?

      I’ve got no problem with a guy who comments in good faith regularly and then occasionaly links to a post of his on his cite. Heck, I’ve done it myself, as have others here.

      But CEO Nikolic is just a lefty-fag troll (possibly the Faggot Within’s sockpuppet) who’s always pushing his blog and each new blog post. Totally out of line.

      Be genuine rape!

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      • Ironpusher says:

        I second this!

        He’s also really fucking weird.

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      • CEO Nikolic says:

        Greg Nikolic here.

        *calmly*

        In response to those who hate me, unlike you guys, I am trying to add genuine CONTENT to this CONTENT-based website.

        The least I can be “paid” in is a reciprocal visit to my site.

        You guys are (mostly) just spewing opinions — nothing talented in what you do, nothing special, no authority to you. But I don’t mind haters, particularly; I hope to win you over.

        Besides, I hope that Heartiste and I will know each other in real life. WIth mutual benefit. That’s ANOTHER thing you ordinary commentators can’t do for Heartiste.

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      • Another second here…those posts get through, but many of mine get modraped…

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      • He’s showed up in a few different places lately. Definitely a troll or just a fucking weirdo. Nikolic, if you’re just a fucking weirdo, lurk for awhile and try to stop being fucking weird. Ask if something is weird if you’re not sure. Telling CH ‘I think we’d be good friends in real life, for instance, is fucking weird.’

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      • Besides, I hope that Heartiste and I will know each other in real life. WIth mutual benefit. That’s ANOTHER thing you ordinary commentators can’t do for Heartiste.

        See this. This is fucking weird. Congruence: It’s how we know the faggot within is a chick or a fag and how we know you’re a troll or a weirdo.

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      • whorefinder says:

        @CEO Likadick:

        I am trying to add genuine CONTENT to this CONTENT-based websit

        No, you try to derail each and every conversation and get people to go to your website. You’re no better than those ‘bots that talk about “make $5000 a week from home!”

        The least I can be “paid” in is a reciprocal visit to my site.

        lmfao. oh man, now CEO Likadick is outright claiming that he is owed visits to his website. Just because. How much more proof does one need of his leftyism

        You guys are (mostly) just spewing opinions

        That’s what comment sections are for.

        nothing talented in what you do, nothing special, no authority to you.

        Vox’s 3rd rule of of SJWs. stop projecting, CEO Lickadick.

        I hope that Heartiste and I will know each other in real life. WIth mutual benefit.

        Wow, that is gay gay totally gay liberace gay.

        That’s ANOTHER thing you ordinary commentators can’t do for Heartiste.

        offer him a handy j? Yeah, CEO Lickadick, I’m sure in your disordered world, a man offering another man a handjob is something wonderful.

        CEO LIckadick rape!

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      • whorefinder says:

        Moderation rape again!

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      • mendo says:

        You guys are (mostly) just spewing opinions

        That’s what comment sections are for.

        Oh, shit….ROTFLMFAO!!!

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    • whorefinder says:

      moderation rape!

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    • NothingMan00 says:

      Calling oneself “CEO” somethingorother as if that’s a proper title is very nog-like. Just sayin’.

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      • Mantle of Hate says:

        Seconded on all the reasons above that CEO Lickadick is out of line, but I’d like to add one other that never gets mentioned on blogs: Derailing the thread. THIS to my mind, especially if it comes within the first 50 or so replies is outright disrespectful. No Way I’m going to put the effort in to craft a blog post, only to have some dickhead jump in and immediately re-direct. I wouldn’t take that from seasoned commentors.

        [CH: when you put it that way, i’m starting to feel annoyed.]

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      • whorefinder says:

        @Mantle of Hate:

        Good point, though I pointed out that he derails thread: above at 4:49 PM.

        Great minds think alike rape!

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  4. Vincent says:

    Location, location, location…

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    • yep and the 3 most important things a man needs are; game, game and game.

      hehe…

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      • You wouldn’t need game if you were the only man around in a 1000 mile radius. You couldn’t get game without numbers. You couldn’t use game even if you had it without enough leads.

        But yeah, leads+conversion=sale.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        I’ve actually experienced the flip side of this – that realtor chicks tend to be hot-to-trot. [Although you need to be careful; they’re like waitresses and barmaids in that they are PAID to flirt with you, so you need to use Game to ascertain that their flirting is real and not simply wh0reish.]

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      • It was a sort of play on words or a joke inspired by that thing everyone says about buying a house.

        I meant ; a man does not need to be tall, rich and good looking, he only needs game, game and game.

        Greg would say ; jest fallen flat

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      • Useyourmouth says:

        Lots of former strippers, breasturaunt employees, and club sluts become realtors in near-wall/post-wall life.

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      • Captain Obvious says:

        Yep, I remember making it with one realtor chick who was a former airline stewardess.

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  5. I can tell you, software development is not one of those jobs 😛

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  6. I mean it’s any kind of sales. You are talking to lots of people, and obviously, a lot of hot women too, unless you sell old lady diapers. There’s the approach anxiety part naturally taken care of for you.

    Then you get tons of practice. Selling is seduction, and seduction is a sale. The better you get, the more takeaway selling you do. Vaganges engorge and flow through when you takeaway.

    The next thing is frame. Your frame is rock solid. You know the next one’s right around the corner, and she’s already booked an appointment with you. Those appointments and showings ARE dates. If you already have four more dates lined p after this one, how’s your state of mind gonna be?

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  7. […] Realtor Game […]

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  8. Vincent says:

    “Nice. You got experience?”

    In selling drugs?

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  9. Quitting my job, starting Real Estate Agent training tomorrow. 🙂

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  10. racerxx says:

    Reminds me of that scene in American Beauty

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    • Scanman says:

      “Fuck me, your majesty!!”

      If I had a nickel for every time I heard that from some broad…

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    • I was thinking the same. Good lesson in sexual marketplace dynamics in that movie. Spacey represents the revolt of the betas.

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      • What are you highly educated in?

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      • whorefinder says:

        Spacey represents the revolt of the betas.<

        The good betas, mind you; the ones who are pro-fag, vote Democrat, and don’t sleep with a hot teenage girl “because it’s just wrong.”

        useful idiots for the left, he means.

        Faggot within exposed again rape!

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      • Greg Eliot says:

        Exactly, whorefinder… that movie was the Majesty of Poz – a more agitpropped glorification of faggotry-cum-trashing of Middle America you’ll not find… a true kike and queer wet dream, so surprise, surprise, Yenta Within is onboard.

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  11. plumpjack says:

    got a few friends in the real estate biz and, yeah, if you’re a decent agent and masculine/straight then there are some easy meals to be had…if you like cougar meat.

    most female home buyers are careerist liberated types in their late thirties, with bunions, stretch marks, scraggly hair, a sample of which, if you sent it to a lab, would reveal hiroshima-level toxins, a jaded attitude, and weekly notch count in the dozens. not that I’m opposed to a quick down-n-dirty. but the game required for this particular demographic isn’t exactly A-level. it’s more like chumming for carp at the local golf course pond than blue water trolling for marlin.

    now a residential property manager in a college town showing 20 year-olds apartments at 3 in the afternoon in August? or the repair guy that comes out to fix her leaky sink? now we’re talking about using the housing business for some serious, satisfying, confidence/testosterone-building payoffs.

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  12. J.B says:

    What about blog writer?

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  13. Michael says:

    If you’re sell side, once you build up your business you’ll have a virtually unlimited stream of young blonde females who will blow you in hopes you’ll let them in on your listings.

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  14. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  15. KArl says:

    nice stories, guys

    my party-pooper advice?

    don’t shit wheere you eat.

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  16. SonOfKhan says:

    I think any job can be framed to be pussy harvesting. Except Infantry Officer.

    -Infantry Officer

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  17. D ruiz says:

    I can attest to that as a realtor for 31 years. There is are so many hot young women who choose real estate as a career. It’s the sheer proximity and numbers if you’re a straight male realtor. I’ve actually had women call me and flirt with me because they saw my face on a sign or postcard that I mailed. The best was the young hot newbie real estate agents who looked up to you as a successful real estate guy and wanted to pick your brain. Among other things!

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