You’re on a first date with a girl. During the date, she conspicuously scratches and rubs her nose. Red-faced, she explains that when she’s nervous her nose twitches and itches uncontrollably. You reply:
A. Warm smile: “Aw, don’t worry about it. My nose itches like that when I’m nervous, too.”
B. Sly smirk: “I see that charm school tuition really paid off.”
C. Frown: “Damn, gross.”
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The astute reader will note the given replies are representative of the major dating male archetypes: the beta, the charming jerkboy, the asshole. Two of those three you don’t want to be (and one you definitely never want to be). The lesson here is that newbs often confuse jerkboy charisma and assholery as the same thing, when they are very different, in execution if not in substance.
“I can understand. When I’m nervous my dick gets hard.”
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Well played sir.
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When you speak any of these lines, do NOT deliver them in a whining lisping effete pansy-assed high-pitched phaggott voice, like Tim Kaine. Instead, speak in a slow deep masculine alluring hypnotic voice, like The Donald or Mike Pence.
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“What itches when you get excited?”
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Yeah,but being an asshole is so much easier…
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*reach over table, gently scratch nose*
‘Better?’
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I would have most likely done C, but with the sly smirk of B.
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Good math!
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My first thought was make C staring and then change to sly smirk and make that coke joke everybody has thought of.
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The gross line could work, but tone is important. It reminds me of getting a subway with a cute female friend (taken) Cashier asks if we’re together, I said “God, no!” She hit me in the arm and smiled. Ended up having to reiterate clearly to get the cashier to believe we were separate.
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Is this the first date after you’ve slept with her?
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Exactly. Dating AFTER banging. How else would you know if she’s worth dating? Either way, any of the responses would be fine IF delivered correctly. Sarcasm is easy. A little laugh can work. Myriad factors to consider.
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I’m not sure why this is a poll.
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Dont lie bitch..bring out the cocaine
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Threadwinner. I was waiting for someone else to be the first to think of cocaine.
Booger sugar rape!
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As pure and as white as my 6’2″ nordic physique.
Faggot within reference rape!
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if you were zfg proper why would you even notice/care?
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YOU WON’T GET LAID UNLESS YOU WISECRACK ABOUT NOSE-SCRATCHING BRUH
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LOL
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C. For cocky shit testy 8-8.5s and likeable 9-10s. B. High 6s-8s when taken as an overall hotness assessment. A. Never (for me anyway)
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What, no automatic whorefinder option????
I’ll give you TWO then:
1. “You got a booger hanging from it.”
And #2…..
Do I really need to say it, men and Faggot Within?
Up her nose rape!
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Talking about noses, where is TSW?
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Becca Rosen might try to sneak away now.
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Becca, your fellow Jewish con artist Erik Weisz (aka The Great Houdini) proved conclusively that “mediums” are frauds 100 years ago. You lizard.
And here you are, 100 years later. Men, the fact that Miss Becca has had gigs on Oprah, etc. shows that the current situation is not sustainable.
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that nose reaches all the way into the parallel universe where dead souls reside. pretty impressive.
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It’s anudda shoa
http://www.wsj.com/articles/europes-alarming-new-anti-semitism-1412270003
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“europe’s alarming new antisemitism” Hmmm, don’t ‘spose importing millions of muzlims has anything to do with it
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They’re supposed to be smart, so you’d think they know that if you bring in a bunch of goons to screw up YT’s nations, living in those nations would become a bit of a hassle for your folk too.
Just goes to show, the Big Tell of evil (“you are of your father, the Devil”) is that it doesn’t even care if it goes down, so long as it takes everything else down with it.
Melville nailed it in Billy Budd, where that ship captain kept provoking the otherwise innocent and naive seaman until the latter struck him dead… before life left his body, he looked upward at his killer and smiled at his victory over “good”.
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Damn…and you know he didn’t have the schlong to make up for the schnauze.
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I would like share a neg or two that have worked stupendously on a 9-10 I’ve been working. (This is no bullshit, I know there’s lots of grade inflation here among most users, but we’re talking blonde, 34DD, 110 lbs, Florida former pageant girl here).
We work together. She seemed a little naive, ditzy, and very self-contained when we met. She’s in fact very bright, talented, and observant. I said, “Wow, I really underestimated you.” I’ve said it a few times, because she’s also a complete hornball. She said, “It makes it sound like I was Little Orphan Annie who you picked up at the local magnet school.” Good compliment that leaves her guessing.
After first makeout–she was attached, and we didn’t go all the way–she asks, “how was it?” Me, “It was nice.” Her: “Nice?” Me: Yeah, nice, could have been more passionate.
Keep ’em guessing.
Finally, she called me a dick, a “son of a bitch” (for turning her on so much while in relationship), said “you know exactly what you’re doing” (response: OK, Marco Rubio), attracted to everything about me, etc. I’m maybe a 7 in looks at best, only 5’7″ and overweight (but stocky), masculine face, dominant ENTJ personality. I have 9 years on her.
Game works kids.
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> “blonde, 34DD, 110 lbs, Florida former pageant girl… in fact very bright, talented, and observant…” ——— BUNS -> OVEN ?!?
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can write an entire encyclopedia of chicks with bpd out there in florida but they all look wonderful
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“This is no bullshit…”
Which generally means it is bullshit. Pics?
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Assholery would be appropriate with a confident woman needing the neg, but would sink a less confident girl. It also aligns well with toddler game. I’m surprised the votes are so low for “Gross.” It’s the kind of catnip that would get my wife’s attention.
otherwise,
choose B: pick-ah-choo for cracked glass a neg would shatter
choose A: for women you want to avoid
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Classic
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/27/us/mom-beats-daughter-facebook-live/index.html
When I read the headline, I knew before clicking that it was a story about black folk.
Real talk, folks. We all know it.
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A part of me could see reacting similarly to a promiscuous daughter but the vast majority of my being asks: “Who are you kidding nigger?”
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That’s the kind of nog we need to encourage. Her kid will grow up ok now because of this type of stuff. Parenting isn’t always pretty.
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Beating children is the last resort of a mother who cannot shame her child for shameful acts into wailing tears with words alone.
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Gotta disagree there – in general, it’s VASTLY BETTER to give the child a swift hard spanking [and quickly be done with it & move on to productive activity] than to intentionally speak cruelly to the child.
A spanking says, “I love you”. Cruelty will scar the child for life.
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Friend, you are mistaken.
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Sorry. I’m with CO on this one too. Europe’s problems began when they stopped spanking. Now you’re ruled by women and it is they who must call your men to arms as well. We don’t call em Eurofags for nothing
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Stephan Molyneux has presented evidence against corporal punishment of children in great detail. Anything I’d present would be less exhaustive.
But, in summary: spanking your children makes them stupid.
Enlightenment-era Europeans may have had brain power to spare, but modern dindu’s don’t, and we’ll need every fully functioning brain we can muster to dig ourselves out of the civilizational hole in which we’re living.
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You can’t be serious? TSW opposes it too. I rest my case.
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Stefan Molyneux?
Man, if that’s your go-to guy, this conversation is over. He sounds like the typical libertarian bonehead, especially on his other “pet” topics, e.g. such as atheism and the outlandish-sounding annarchocapitalism, to name but two.
Besides, when it comes to how to raise children, nothing amuses a parent so much as hearing from those without any, as many of these self-styled experts are.
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Beating children is the last resort of a mother who cannot shame her child for shameful acts into wailing tears with words alone.
Who said anything about beating? A spanking is not a beating, but nice Alinsky sideswipe there.
Kids that never got spanked or, heaven forfend, yelled at always seem to grow up to be the sort of snivelly dweebs that fold under pressure.
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Molyneux is a father.
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Most likely utilize corporal punishment: negroes.
I rest my case.
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Lol my dix got some twitches for dat ass
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Fuck these broads. I chose C because i like to see how far I can push the assholery…
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D. Don’t worry about it. Irrepressible nose and ear hair are signs of virility, grandpa.
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“The lesson here is that newbs often confuse jerkboy charisma and assholery as the same thing, when they are very different, in execution if not in substance.”
Id say thats one of then top misconceptions in learning game. it also relates to learning negs and how to use them right.
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The usual suspects having aneurysms about Trump telling Katydid to “be quiet”. I bet there was an involuntary contraction of vaginal muscles at that moment.
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bro im glad you spotted that. gotta love Trump. handleded that snotty lil bitch like a master.
In the video after he puts her in her place, they have split screen and you can see her twiddle her hands nervously…
gina tingle tell
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full video, worth the 1 minute watch:
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/07/27/trump-tells-nbcs-katy-tur-quiet-know-want-save/
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You guys gotta see this:
Total chaos outside the DNC. The left is eating itself alive.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/07/28/protests-arrests-barricades-democratic-national-convention-wells-fargo-arena/87648836/
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Cut Katy some slack. She has daddy issues.
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There’s another video out there where Trump’s surrounded by press and when he addresses her, she perks up, smiling wide and eyes beaming.
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Yep. Shit test passed. And at least she hasn’t chopped her hair like Megyn.
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>>The left is eating itself alive.
More please.
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B is the best answer, but I’d realistically go C, with a smile instead of a frown.
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(With a slightly disgusted look)
“Sexy.”
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Remember, the sly smile here is just as if not more important than the words you actually say. Delivery is key to coming off as a charming jerkboy and not either the asshole or the beta extremes.
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https://www.google.com/amp/coed.com/2016/07/27/mary-beth-haglin-pictures-must-see-photos-of-substitute-teacher/amp/?client=safari
This one you just tell to bend over.
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D: With faux grimace: “btw, you have a bat in the cave.”
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OT but i had to post what i just saw on a youtube thread.
“Pants up Don’t Loot” hahahahahaha too funny. Spread it around,
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OT
Trump has just urged a national security breach of the correspondence of a former secretary of state.
Repeat: The man who would be emperor of the U.S. has just told every existing national security protocol to go fuck itself. To him, our national cybersecurity is LESS important than his winning an election.
You assholes still believe in this guy’s judgment?
Really?
Trump’s got business ties to Russia. Trump’s got personal ties to Russia. Now Trump is inviting our historical enemy, Russia, to attack and steal classified correspondence of our State Dept.
You cannot defend this one, not if you believe in the sovereignty of our nation.
H, you feeling like an idiot yet? For getting down and sucking off the guy who would compromise your national security given half a chance?
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Strappy:
piss poor troll attempt. you’re really off your game this year.
🔥✡🔥
your mindless schoolyard ‘gotcha’ drivel is pathetic.
sharpen up…tooling you has become uneeded as you tool yourself masterfully.
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I guessed you missed the part where Clinton said the 30,000 emails were just personal, no state business in them.
So, now they do contains state secrets.
Hard to keep up with the lies.
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“They probably have her 33,000 emails, too. I hope they do,” Trump said, adding later: “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.”
How is calling for a cyber attack from a foreign power anything but treasonous?
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lolz cap!
pink dildo swastika…
awesome.
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Not unprecedented. Ted Kennedy promised the Soviets a quid pro quo if they helped the Democrats defeat Reagan in 1984. Wholly unnecessary, as the KGB was running the entire “nuclear freeze” movement already.
For more recent history, who can forget Obama’s infamous 2012 quote to then-Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, caught on an open mike:
“Tell Vladimir that after the election I will have more flexibility”.
That, girl, is treason. Why Romney did make a campaign commercial out of that, I will never understand. Trump, by contrast was clearly joking. The Left has no sense of humor regarding itself.
Lighten up.
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“Why Romney did make a campaign commercial out of that, I will never understand.”
Same reason he keeps yapping at Trump. Controlled oppo, bought and paid for.
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@tarl
That, bitch, is pragmatic realism. Show me the moment when Obama invited a foreign leader to attack the U.S.
I’ll be here waiting.
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Faggot,
I know you and your JIDF crew are working hard for Hillary, but you are really overworked and need to step back and think:
is bringing up treason really a good ploy for a woman who stole and hid thousands of government secrets; and sold her influence to the Saudis and the Israelies; let in millions of murdering Muslims and raping Mexicans; and allowed an ambassador to be murdered while she did nothing?
Your projection is showing, And it only spells one thing:
President.
Trump.
Faggot within is projecting rape!
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Becca, you don’t know what treason means, just like you don’t know what constitutional means. Hillary and the majority in Obergefell committed treason, as explained by Scalia.
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“They probably have them. I’d like to have them released. It gives me no pause, if they have them, they have them,” Trump added later when asked if his comments were inappropriate. “If Russia or China or any other country has those emails, I mean, to be honest with you, I’d love to see them.”
Treason, assholes. Treason.
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Frankly, I’d love to see them too.
When your government has become irredeemably corrupt, those who dare to document the corruption are only your enemy if you too are corrupt.
Said another way: when calling out criminality becomes a crime, you are being ruled by criminals.
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This blog deserves a better class of troll. Tell your people they work for me now
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Jeez strappy your fake outrage is quite amusing
You petty caricature of a human being, your whole existence is a betrayal
You betrayed the lowest common denominator of what a man can be, even the benevolent Creator weeps somewhere watching the disgrace he had created
His regret is as immense as it is your stupidity
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Dude, RottenC said there was nothing important or top secret in those emails. Can’t have it both ways. Lolz Trump is so far in front of the libtardians you’d think he has access to Putin’s time machine.
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Every one of your responses is squid ink, ad hominem, changing the subject, etc. No substantive answers at all. That’s okay. There is no substantive response to be had. He’s treasonous.
Furthermore, if the tables were turned, and if Trumps emails had been hacked by a foreign power, and if HRC were urging Russia to continue hacking into our own networks, there would be no end of the bitching here. Y’all would be calling for her head.
Instead, it’s crickets, because strongman is strong and don’t ask questions you peon. But strongman fucks up villages when strongman changes mind.
I’m serious. You supporters of this clown cannot excuse him anymore now that he’s actively working against America.
BTW, dude, calling it “trolling” doesn’t work IRL. It’s treasonous to encourage a foreign country to attack one’s own country. No subtext, no interpretation necessary. ESPECIALLY not from the guy who wants to be president. Holy shit is that unprecedented.
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Slava Rossiya!
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This country stopped being ours in 1965, kike. It will be America again in 2017 and Russia will be our ally. Eat shit and die.
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if, if, if. you’re engaging in fantasy to support you’re argument. trump’s sarcasm appears to have gone over your head. damn dude, i can almost hear the spittle hitting the screen as you furiously bang out a reply on you’re mom’s keyboard.
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“Now that he’s actively working against America.”
Christ…
Obama and Hillary and Lynch and Comey et al. are actively working against America and Americans, you stupid twat.
Note 1: when commie fucks say “America” they mean the traitorous federal government and its (((international oligarch owners))).
Note 2: Always do the opposite of what the (((they))) say.
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@ TSW
Funny thing, I was just reading somewhere, I forget where, that the new tag the dems were going to put on Trump was “traitor” and then here you are pumping it out.
That aside, consulting the Constitution, [per Wikipedia] we see that Article Three defines treason as specific acts, namely “levying War against [the United States], or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.
I suppose you are saying Russia is the enemy of the United States. You would have to establish that. They certainly have a lot of oil that zio-cons would like to get their hands on.
You would then have to establish that accepting Russia’s assistance in identifying large scale corruption in the US government is giving Russia Aid and Comfort.
I found this definition of Aid and Comfort:
“To render assistance or counsel. Any act that deliberately strengthens or tends to strengthen enemies of the United States, or that weakens or tends to weaken the power of the United States to resist and attack such enemies is characterized as aid and comfort.”
Based on this definition, you are out of luck on the treason charge.
Hillary and Bill however were using her position as Sec of State, her private email, and the Clinton Foundation to make deals for their own personal profit (arms and drug smuggling anyone? Assassinations anyone? Mena airport anyone?) and even wars that have come much closer to qualifying that pair as traitors.
Of course, in defining treason the hardest part is to define what constitutes the US and its interests. For the Clintons, however, I think it’s a case of “L’etat c’est moi.”
So, TSW, you are talking like a hypocritical, cog-dissed, intellectually careless dumbass, as usual.
C minus.
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@TSW
At the link below you can find the complete change dot org treason petition against hillary, kerry and mccain.
Interesting reading. They might have a case. What do you think?
https://www.change.org/p/to-file-treason-charges-against-hillary-kerry-mccain-and-obama
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TSW, for some reason I can’t never reply to you with text. So I let you an image.
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So now you’re admitting you know she had classified info on the server and committed numerous felonies in the process. So you can see reason from time to time.
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TSW: “treason assholes, treason.”
But it wasn’t treasonous to expose US State secrets on your home PC in the fir instance?
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Those emails only contain personal information. There are NO state secrets.
Would you think Ms. Clinton would lie?
Or, are you a paid troll? Hard to tell a paid troll from a Clinton supporter.
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@ vagina
You’re clearly thinking about this. Good. It means that this breach might not be ignored. Maybe from the people who matter.
And today he tried to explain it all away — “It was sarcasm, I didn’t mean it.” What a fucking punk. Somebody talks trash to you in the street, it’s taken at face value.
The fact that you idiots are still considering him for the highest office in the land… well, I’m just shakin the haid, as Greg Eliot interminably writes, over and over and over…
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When a globalist shrieks “treason,” she reminds us that our loyalty is in the right place.
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lmao. Note how the JIDFer posts no links, makes no attempt to substantiate his outlandish nonsense.
Typical lying lefty.
Faggot Within is a liar rape!
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Clearly, you have no idea of what constitutes treason. Check the U.S. Constitution if you ever want to know what it is. Obama promised aid and comfort to the enemy; Trump said that he wouldn’t be worried if R or C had thee emails, and wanted to see them.
You are clearly very, very confused in interpreting the English language, and you are abysmally incompetent at interpreting Constitutional law. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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Treason to Amerikwa is loyalty to humanity.
I for one welcome our new Soviet overlords. It would certainly be an improvement to what our society has devolved to.
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Treason to (((Weimerica)))
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you moron, he’s trolling the media, and apparently you as well. If you would’ve listened to the presser, you would’ve figured it out. He stated that Russia would get great coverage from the press if they found/released them. It was a commentary on the fanatical sycophancy of the media in relation to Shillary. You’re a dope man. I always give a different viewpoint the benefit of the doubt and i’ve watched your comments over time and i’m now convinced that those on this board who dog the shit out of you are 100% correct.
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Since you’re new here, I’ll let you in on a leetle secret — I truly don’t care what anybody says about me. Captain Obvious can assemble a forty-foot-high collage of pink dildos in the shape of George Washington for all I care. I know I’m a better man than him, and everyone else here, in every possible way. That’s God’s honest truth.
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You’re a woman.
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Note how the lefty lies and lies and lies:
I truly don’t care what anybody says about me.
Hilariously false. The Faggot Within has, at various times, threatened yours truly (who could hate this face?) and PA with physical violence for mocking him.
What is more, thanks to the exquisite trolling by yours truly, The Faggot Within ran away for weeks without posting.
His tears of pain and denial are sweet….sweet.
I know I’m a better man than him, and everyone else here, in every possible way.
Gamma. Vox Day nailed this fucker.
That’s God’s honest truth.
We know you don’t believe in one. Unless he’s black and pegging you….
Faggot within is pwned rape!
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I know I’m a better man than him, and everyone else here, in every possible way.
You lack a noble knight’s humility… toots.
But if these sort of thoughts keep you warm, well… godspeed. :duckface:
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1. You’re a faggot.
2. If a foreign nation stole info of Thecunt’s illegal server, the nation needs to know about it.
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Stolen? If only. She sold it.
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Strapon will never prosper,
What’s the reason?
For no matter how she rail.
None care, call it treason.
/vapors are in the medicine cabinet, dearie
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The fear is strong here, palpable. I take a quick spin through huffpo et al. every morning for a whiff. Smells good.
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((((America))))).
(((Your)))) America is not ours, Becca.
White Russia is our friend.
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Check out the schnoz on that one – talk about strapons.
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Lol Cap after saw these pics of fake noses I think I have a new codeword for eskimos.
According to wikipedia in Italian that mask is beak shaped, becco in Italian and pico in Spanish with same pronunciation.
Fuck the picos!!!
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ATTN: Strapon, your statement:
“Trump has just urged a national security breach of the correspondence of a former secretary of state.”
Clarification:
“Donald Trump Asks Hackers To Release Emails, Not to Hack Again”
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/07/27/emails-trump-putin-hackers/
You just retarded yourself beyond retarded. You’re so god damn pathetic you can’t even troll properly.
Why are you so worried about Donald anyway? The DNC has plenty of material to discuss this week if you wan’t to talk politics.
fucking loser.
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Well I awoke this morning expecting lots of media coverage of Trump’s alleged TREASON for making a wisecrack about Clinton’s inability to manage classified information but there is nothing at all about it. The libs were certainly unhinged about it last night. Shortest meme cycle I have seen to date.
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Strapon was armed with all of the lib talking points and expressing them in a shrill like manner.
Consider his tone on Trump in the padt year — at first he was dismissve of his chances. Now that mainstream polls are showing that Trump is ahead, he seems more unhinged than ever.
They’ve been attacking Trump all this time from the left (ie: calling him racist and a proto fascist) and now they’re trying to attack him from the right by calling him a traitor. I find that rather disingenuous — it is liberals who are the real traitors for destroying the nation. These lines of attack are supposed to get a few cuck votes or something?
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a (((psychologist))) I’m acquainted with was trying to tell me Trump is mentally unstable. I told him, “well, if Trump is unstable then you better start thinking about going back to school and learning another line of work because Trump makes the middle class feel good about themselves again and without all those depressed people who’ve been cast aside you’re going to have a harder time finding customers”.
he’s in my social circle so I couldn’t be as direct as I would’ve liked. i.e., “the jig is up for you fucking parasites!”
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@ plumpjack
Being mentally unstable and making people feel good about themselves aren’t mutually exclusive.
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“Historical Enemy” Fuck your stupid. Russian, American, UK, European Alliance to prevent Egypt and the Suez Canal falling into Arab Hands in 1882. A similar alliance (eventually) during Two World Wars. Notice how one of (((Their))) advocates tries to advocate that nothing of any historical importance happened before (((Their))) interests were controlling the international narrative. Unfortunately for (((Them))) some of us are not that ignorant, and we are the ones that are on to (((your evil bullshit revisionism)))) and ((((you))) will pay for trying to pull this shit.
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Russia has hot White women and doesn’t hide behind our skirt when they start wars. What does Israel do for us Becca?
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Lame beyond the capacity of the English language to express.
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lmao. I don’t know what cracks me up more:
The fact that the Faggot Within is a JIDFer temporarily on loan to the Clinton campaign.
or
The fact that his mom pegs him with a strap on while wearing an Obama mask.
Faggot Within rape!
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You can’t tell a joke from anything, can you dipshit?
See, go to an English professor and ask what irony/sarcasm/humor all have in common.
I can explain the joke, if you like.
Premise 1: Humor may or not be true.
Premise 2: One aspect of humor is irony/sarcasm. Meaning, when I say “I love X” that means that “I not only do not love X, it means I despise X.”
Premise 3: Another aspect of irony/sarcasm is to highlight failure as if it were a success. “Hey, great job keeping the secrets of State secret, Hillary; now, we’ll get the Russians to help you with the other 6,000 missing emails, since you two players do so well together.”
Your old Cunt friend Hillary hasn’t compromised national security-she has given it away.
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Wow, this post was really worth the five day wait. Great work!
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Please disregard that previous post. I had no idea that my ban was removed. I guess it’s going to be back now 🙂
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This free content is pissing me off!
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NEW GIRLFRIEND DATE-FLOW CONTROL
The first thing to control is mood. Not all dates have to be erotic
or humorous or whatever. In fact, a dark or dangerous mood can be
better than any of them all.
Let us assume you want to go dark and dangerous. [………]
To read the rest of my posting, click on my name, then click on “Flow Control”.
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Nothing is as dark and dangerous as your mothers basement (((sorcerygod))), amirite???
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I’m beginning to think sorceryclown is a sock puppy of one of the former chateau regulars who stormed off in a huff when things got political rather than poon-centric.
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I banned him at my place for aggressive wierdness. He tried trolling there today, saying that he is going to steal all of my commenters. Visiting his blog, I laughed out loud at the post he devoted to me (saying that he does not like me). Diagnosis: bipolar on a manic episode.
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Guuaaayuh
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lol (((sorceryjewgood))) you douche bag…
its logo is a ranbow colored slinky making an S.
lolz!!
thats the worst handle logo ever. seriosuly JIDF, you guys need so much help. what a lame tactic, try and promote a game blog and use a rainbow faggot logo.
i sincerely hope its a paid shill account because if its really a human doing this for free they should off themself.
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If (((sorceryfag))) is a JIDF plant then they seriously need to review their hiring practices. My guess is on an unemployed, socially retarded incel.
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rainbow slinky logo.
lolz.
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B is the obvious answer, it defuses a tense situation for the girl (who appears sincere because of her nervousness) without having to act too overtly like a nice guy.
It’s all about balance really. I can’t believe some people here chose A.
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Heard this song on the radio today. I know Greg hates videos being posted, but I just have to share:
Lyrics:
“I’m a travelin’ man
and I’ve made a lotta stops
all over the world
And in every port
I own the heart of at least one lovely girl
I’ve a pretty senorita
waitin’ for me down in old Mexico
And if you’re ever in Alaska
stop and see my cute little Eskimo
Oh my sweet fräulein
down in Berlin town
makes my heart start to yearn
And my China doll
down in old Hong Kong
waits for my return
Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea
I remember the night
When we walked in the sands of Waikiki
and I held you oh so tight
Oh, I’m a travelin’ man
Yes, I’m a travelin’ man
Yes, I’m a travelin’ man
Whoa, I’m a travelin’ man”
Triggers galore! Racism, Sexism, Patriarchy, Toxic Masculinity, Appropriation,Colonialism! You couldn’t release it today, and I’m kind of amazed it was even aired.
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Well, a couple/three youtubes don’t seem to hurt nuthin’… the tipping point seems to be about six.
Is there no way just to post the link?
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Greg, we’re going to start a go fund it site to buy you a 16,000 BAUD Modem, one of them really fast boogers,,,
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No dice buddy. Posting the link automatically converts it to a playable youtube video. Same for most gif and picture links. God himself couldn’t explain the quirks of the wordpress/moderation used here at the Chateau, I get about 1 out of 5 of my posts making through moderation nowadays.
testing testing 1 2 am i still banned or will this post
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lolz.
ya seriosily GE, are you on dial up or some 2G connection in a 3rd world country?
im usually on mobile with 4G and have no speed issues.
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All jokes about obviated equipment aside, I have your usual hi-speed optic fiber service… there seems to be some weird reaction with Mozilla and plug-in-container after a certain number of youtubes get posted on a given thread. For what it’s worth, the same sort of churn happens with Adobe when I access a pdf file from the internet, rather than from the disk.
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In such cases, in my country we would usually ask the girl “when picking your nose/ear, who enjoyed it better, the finger or the ear”..
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My response: D. “Mm”
We have murdered priests in France, suicidebombus interruptus in Ansbach (which everyone has commented on except Frau Merkel), and, of course, Wasserman Shultz – apparently, no hyphen, but tons of ((( )))’s – Bitlary and Bernie Wonka…..and we get a leading question Cosmo quiz ?
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Start a blog and offer your own commentary.
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wolfie has a point… and a good one… far better than the usual cuck fetish remarks he makes, masked as cynicism.
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freeloading parasitic birds of a feather flock together.
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F#ck off, ni99er… nobody asked you a goddamn thing.
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No, his point is shit. The world is full of spectators who niggle performers to do something they themselves aren’t lifting a finger to do.
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How true. I sit on a couple non profit boards and there’s always someone (always women) who will say “We should do this or that”. What they really mean is why don’t you do this.
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His point is sound… the way I read it, he was (((shakin’ his haid))) that the Titanic is listing, but some of the dweebs around here are more interested in an alleged red-pill version of a Cosmo sex quiz.
I got news for youse guys… when a girl likes you, you could say any of the three responses, or just about anything else, and the results will be the same.
You’d know this if you’d gained the favor of women over the course of your lives.
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I don’t think you appreciate how much work it takes to blog, and that inspiration for a post hits at its own whim. I have no patience for do-nothings who tell doers how to do their jobs. At the very least, Wolfie could have written a comment with his thoughts on the matters he demanded CH to snap-to and write about. But instead, he whined. Nobody respects that attitude.
And scorn not Game posts. One, Game never ends and new young readers visit every day. Two, writing about seduction is CH is dancing with who brung him to the big show of thousands of daily readers. Three, complainers can sit in their fucking seats and munch on their peanuts while men play ball.
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Point taken in general, but…
A bit of a melodramatic spin for the given issue at hand… and those who create for the public will rightfully hear criticism at times, some of it actually justified. Like the man once said: “I don’t play the violin myself… not one note… but I sure as hell can tell when one is being played poorly.”
Recent events seem to be exacerbating the current malaise of the West, so at times these little song-n-dance routines meant to trick the panties off of gals… many of whom already have their knickers half-way down their legs, and multiple times at that… smacks of banality.
I can see wolfie’s point in this instance… a fellow who I’ve often rebuked in the past for game denial and especially for his cynical remarks on White women and mudsharking, bordering on cuck fetishism.
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have to side with PA on this. well said.
however have to own the fact that public writing is going to be critiqued
and we have to respect the differing opinion…even though in this case PA is right: you guys are being faggot whining assclowns.
the poll question was a good post.
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Heh, heh… and your ox getting gored has left your usual rapier wit a bit dulled.
You fairy.
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I’m with PA too. I’ve been reading CH since 2010. Every article he does on game adds to my knowledge, and the more he does, the more I enjoy it.
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I always lead with being an asshole. Why, because I will improve or grow on them, and if not, f’em anyway.
A zero fucks given neutron bomb anecdote…
This pass weekend at a cookout I got into it with some libtards. It was fun and games at first, I explained that women getting paid less was complete BS and etc., then one of the libchicks plays the woman’s right to choose card. She shit-tested me if I supported abortion in the case of rape. I told her it depends on who’s doing the raping. What?!!! Yeah, if you get raped by a someone like me who will raise the kid like-minded then no you shouldn’t get an abortion but give the child to him. Otherwise, I’d rather you kill it than raise it to be a liberal. So, I can meet you halfway on that. They were aghast. Then for extra special bonus, I told them they were all out of luck, I’m not rapist.
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“Otherwise, I’d rather you kill it than raise it to be a liberal.”
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standing O
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Thank you, thank you very much, gentlemen. I have to say its great being an asshole and I never regret being one to women.
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well done.
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“I told them they were all out of luck, I’m not rapist.”
You could have volunteered the services of kamerad WF, tho.
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Beautiful!
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I’ll join in the ovation.
I’ve had like experiences where I tell women I’m torn on the issue… I would forbid White abortions, but the nonwhites can have all the choice they want.
If they follow up with a mock outrage shit test about “morality”, I merely smirk and say it’s a merely a matter of math.
The ones who go for it REALLY go for it. The rest, well… who cares?
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“A black woman having abortions is fighting crime” is a really funny one to use too
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“It means you want to sneeze. Now guess what sneezing means.”
http://www.webmd.com/sex/news/20081219/think-sex-sneeze-more
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there are some great books on body language that takes this to higher level. generally face touching means self-consciousness. figuring out consciousness of w-h-a-t, that’s the mission.
the witty lines really are just there to buy you time and keep her head busy as you get to know her body.
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+1
non verbal comm = reading her mind.
non verbal:
body language ~55%
voice tonality(pacing, inflection, pauses, pitch) ~35
content (what you say) ~10%
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Like, if she’s always playing with her hair or tossing it around, doesn’t she have sexual desires in that moment?
Every time a lady at work passes by my desk, she always tosses her hair around. Damn near every time.
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Mendo: bunz->oven?
On a more serious note: Yes, that sounds like a preen. But depends on context. There’s a guy on YT that covers all the IOI. Science of natural game.
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Pro comment.
I highly recommend “What Every Body is Saying” by ex-FBI agent Joe Navarro. Lots of info to help understand why people’s physiology do certain things at specific times based on stress or comfort.
He goes body part by body part and covers all the tells that give away comfort vs discomfort and how to notice the sub comms.
Also has a few parlor tricks (useful in field, similar to palm reading as “mystical” chick crack) to impress people by instantly understanding if two people just met OR if they are long time friends based on how they position their feet/bodies toward one another, lots of discussion on self-soothing body language which give away beta insecurity, good stuff on holding/breaking eye contact and eye movement direction indicating lying or honesty, etc. Its a treasure trove of info and a quick read.
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A system that allows (((((Judge Friedman)))))) the power to release the man who shot Reagan, at this time, four months before an election, knowing that (((they))) have threatened Trump’s life, is not sustainable.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/07/27/judge-grants-john-hinckley-jr-his-freedom-decades-after-reagan-assassination-attempt.html
Make no mistake: ((((((they))))) are hoping to embolden a would-be Trump assassin.
Had enough?
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I don’t have the link but heard that today Trump suggested maybe it’s time to think about re-arming Germans.
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Lolzozozoz
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Under the Kaiser, pretty much every household had guns and shooting clubs were seen as defense on the cheap.
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While Obama is delivering meaningless platitudes one after another I wander how many whites at this point have no clue what is this election about
A good article written by a “self-hating Jew” )))Israel Shamir (((
http://www.unz.com/ishamir/the-secret-of-identity-politics/
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That really was a good article and rather honest.
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a bit ((self))-aggrandizing.
whatchu gonna do? zhyds gonna zhyd
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I have long wondered about the (((ethnicity))) of Hinckley’s original psychiatrist/internist/therapist, in the days and weeks and months before Hinckley set out to k!ll The Gipper. A skilled shrink, with a little experience in e.g. hypnosis, could easily program a nutjob to do the shrink’s bidding.
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What is even more interesting is how close the Hinckley family was to the Bushes. According to Roger Stone, Neil Bush (of Silverado S&L infamy) had dinner with Hinckley’s parents the night before the assassination attempt.
Cui Bono?
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Plenty of guns in Germany already. Shooting is the second most popular organized sport after soccer. Every town and village has a shooting club.
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This is true. I was recently in rural Germany pumping gas off the autobahn (several months ago) when I heard several gunshots. This initially alarmed me as I thought the euros had all of their guns taken away. As I drove off I was plesantly suprised to find a father and his young son duck hunting at a small pond.
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Here in Australia they are pretty much outlawed besides hunting (and even that’s quite restricted). No gun clubs, nada. You can’t even use knives here to protect yourself because the murderer/robber can say that you were threatening their life. It’s a madhouse here in down-under.
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The part of Texas that is considered to be most liberal and progressive is the Austin area. The truth is, it was settled overwhelmingly by Germans in the 19th century.bThey are indeed law abiding and congenitally altruistic … but they love their guns. And there is virtually no gun crime there. But there must be far more guns than people since Dell computer, Compac computer, sxsw, COTA, and a lot of other things have made it as rich as Sillycone valley…. With better looking girls.They can buy 10,000usd ARs like they were party favors.
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She’s in your frame. Keep her there. You’ve already won her attraction; now build comfort that is sexualized rather than beta-boy.
Reply A can work just fine IF you use it as an opportunity to escalate to ‘kino’. For instance… reach out with one hand to place one of hers open-palm up (implicit submission) and stroke that open palm with your fingers as you offer Reply A — in a tone that lets her know that you are NOT nervous now — or just look her in the eye, and continue the conversation where you left off. (I’m looking for buns –> oven, not a high-sociosexuality/ONS girl. For the low-N girl I’m after, Reply B would be puzzling, at best, and Reply C might crush her. YMMV.)
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> “I’m looking for buns –> oven, not a high-sociosexuality/ONS girl. For the low-N girl I’m after, Reply B would be puzzling, at best, and Reply C might crush her.” ——— This is the problem. The entire gamut of your presentation – body language, kino, tone of voice, cocky vs simply hateful, upright church talk vs sewer lockerrroom talk, choice of eatery, choice of dress – you’re at two entirely different ends of the spectrum for a Nice Girl from a good family versus a high-notch-count HPD effective p0rn actress off of Tinder.
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Recent convo with Tinder girl (8) who lives in different (but nearby) town, after initial pleasantries…
Her: So when are you next coming here?
Me: i have two trips planned before the year’s out (total bullshit)
Her: When’s that? soon i hope
Me: november and december (more bullshit)
Me: but you’ll come here before then (reframe)
Her: Will I? What am I going to do there? (shit test)
Me: me. (a purposeful failure of the shit test – IDGAF)
Her: I’m doing you?? Lol
Me: only if you’re normal. and a nice person (immediate reframe – now I’m qualifying her)
Her: Haha you can be quite sure I’m normal. (mission accomplished)
Her: Have you had a few crazies? (they always ask this when I use the “how normal are you?” qualifier (thanks CH). that’s because nobody ever asks them that).
Me: you can never be too careful (not a straight answer)
Her: That’s very true! Well I am probably going to be back in your neck of the woods next week.
Nothing groundbreaking here for the seasoned veterans, but I wanted to highlight the tactic of sexual innuendo followed *immediately* with qualification. It sort of has the same effect as beta takeaway game. She’s expecting the sex talk to continue unabated, then all of a sudden she’s in the defensive crouch. Effective.
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When asked about the crazies tell them all women can be crazy it depends on the man to bring it out
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That’s what I would do, Carlos, but I’m spergy and don’t shift frame quickly – that’s basically continuing the sex talk. It’s good, but I like Meaner’s take even better – it doesn’t get more sexual than ‘you’re going to do me here, that’s what’ – so why not reframe with the qualification.
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Good stuff, Meaner. Nice tutorial.
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You handled it quite well. From my experience too, sex talk should be kept to a minimum over text otherwise it ruins the lay chance.
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Amused mastery is best delivered as if you’re dealing with an annoying kid sister you’re trying to clean up for the public. My Fair Lady with Rex Harrison- believe it or not, is all about game and a good primer on learning it. Use that style on the quality women you meet.
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Except in the original version (the play Pygmalion by George Shaw), the dude doesn’t end up with Eliza, and in fact pushes her off onto the guy who’s chasing her. Shaw was furious with later adaptations that made Eliza get with the Rex Harrison-characters. Said it didn’t make sense. I think Shaw wrote the dude as gay and was covertly making a statement at how homos control women and shape them.
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A. Obviously. Tell her your nose is itchy WHEN YOU ARE NERVOUS. Proceed to then NOT scratch your nose all evening, erog you are not nervous in her presence.
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Rope.
Germany’s Merkel stands by refugee policy after ‘terrifying’ attacks
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/28/europe/germany-merkel-security-refugee-policy/index.html
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Indeed.
I too find myself growing impatient for these evil bastards to face the music for their crimes.
Psalm 37 helps…
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Germany needs more lampposts. And more rope.
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And a stack of wood around one vertical stake, for justice and catharsis.
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Fuck (((Psalm 37)))
http://www.thisblogisdangerous.com/sleeping-kings-and-the-war-christ/
We don’t need guidance from Semetic desert nomads.
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PA, what is your blog?
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https://paworldandtimes.wordpress.com/
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It’s linked through the username handle thing
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It’s awesome is what it is.
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https://paworldandtimes.wordpress.com/2016/01/17/welcome-to-hell-stray-lambs/
Every man read this. Great analysis.
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Have you guys been meeting girls lately automatically assuming that you like them? A couple of days ago I went up to some chick, and said “Hey”, and she actually said “Awe, how cute! You like me”. I honestly just started laughing.
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The sex disparity is making them even more brazen.
And the lack of adequate training in manners is making them ruder.
Bring back finishing school rape!
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In stark contrast to men, there is nothing less attractive than an over-confident woman.
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fu**ing thousand cock stare skank
killed her two children to get back at the husband
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Well, hell, it wasn’t like there’s no precedent.
Medea did that… so maybe she’s either a literature or history buff.
I understand it happens in Japan quite a bit too, and the general sociological understanding is that the children belong to the wife anyway.
Still, it should remain an Eastern thing… but this is what happens when you rob Aryans of THEIR mythology and culture, hence the strength and stability it affords.
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Out of curiosity, (((oink)))… what was the point of bringing a beautiful Aryan woman’s misdeeds to the fore just now?
I’m not seeing a “thousand cock stare”, for one…
For two, aren’t there enough shitskin miscreants killing their kids?
Smells like one of the Cathedral’s Byzantine agitprop gambits: demoralize Whitey… show how he, and especially his beautiful women, are nothing special.
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Greg,
whyt knyt?!?
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Deflecshun noted.
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Au contraire,
it’s because those two kids were so special that makes it such a tragedy
and shows why game is needed – for far more than picking up of bar skanks.
why do YOU think the death of two white kids at the hand of their histrionic/BPD mother is not a bad thing? Or is it Pavlov reflex – *oink* wrote it, it must be bad.
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Nobody said it wasn’t bad… just that there’s a mythological archetype for it, usually associated with the East (Aryan Jason alpha versus Asian Medea, e.g. and the aforementioned Japan, where I believe the practice is for mom to drown herself and take kids with her).
The bigger issue is why bring THIS particular example up, in an otherwise unrelated thread. You don’t seem to want to give a straight answer on that one, even though I keep trying to find a reason to disagree with what others have noticed as a suspicious (ahem) parenthetical nature to your posts at times.
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wasn’t the kid-2-mom default a quite modern (post-ww2) invention?
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CodPQX5WcAAmtnn.jpg:large
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Franz Joseph’s Squirting Jugular kindly disagrees.
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Finished
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(((Mark Levin)))) should kill himself.
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@CH been awhile– I have a question.
Recent girlfriend I broke up with b/c I went on a short trip out of town and she gradually stopped iniatiing texts and when I got back and texted to hang out she would say something like “can’t today but tomorrow lets go do this” etc etc. she did that twice and would never follow up. basically it was a flagging relationship I believe(saw her for 7 months as kinda LTR more like passionate fuck buddy) and I was suspecting that she was cheating on me, so I ended it way telling her in a sad way I needed space or something. She wasn’t horribly upset but when I said I didn’t want to be friends she cried a tad. Now she is flirting with a ton of guys like mad.
Anyways I could go to a party where there will be a good amount of people and she will be there. At this party I could play huuuuge preselection game b/c I’m good at that. But it would suck to just see her go off with another dude I guess.
Or I could stay mysterious and just go out with a different girl/plate and hook up and not even participate in the party that all of my friends are at.
Which do you think would be better b/c I still kinda like the girl who was giving me weird vibes. Thanks
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Side note: it has been about 1 week since break, however we work in the same building
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You need to take a hot girl to the party, or not go. She WILL be there, and she will most likely be with another dude, or flirting hard with other dudes, rubbing it in your face. That will give her the immediate, and maybe insurmountable, advantage over you since you are clearly still emotionally attached to her. If you weren’t, it would easy to say f*ck it, be ZFG, and show up as a happy cad. Don’t fall into that trap, and misery. Go do something else. Just my 2 cents.
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And watching you suffer will give her the tingles, just not for you. Women love to inflict misery on their ex-bf’s, especially if they believe you slighted them in any way (which in hamster speak means that them hurting you is justified and right), even stupid ways that you could not even imagine (like not responding to their needy, numerous text messages, or forgetting to do something). Bro, you dodged a bullet, so be happy.
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And if you fail to show, she will be PISSED that you ruined her pussy power play. When you see her at work, and she asks, “Hey, didn’t see you at Jack’s party”, have a good response regarding some other awesome thing that you were doing that trumped that party (and seeing her). That will get the hamster wheel spinning.
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Yeah that’s the thing. I want to go cause my friends are there and I could either bring my other girl there or just do something solo with her. However I do feel slight emotional attachment still and although I did the breaking up initiation…she was giving me bad vibes and I think I beta back slided slightly towards the end but nothing horrible. One of the guys she knows just became single so I was thinking about that which if it happens whatever ZFG then
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Also when Imade a comment to her when I passed her a couple days after she was very cold and ‘poker faced’ and bitchy I guess which I had never seen before
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I hate to tell you, Will, but a woman really gets up the courage to go poker face/cold, in a hard way, toward an ex-bf when she is banging another dude. It gives her the confidence knowing that she is, and will not be, alone, so she can be a true bitch. She’s gone, so ignore her. That is best…and is the only thing that has a real chance of ever attracting her back (ironic, right?).
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“a woman really gets up the courage to go poker face/cold, in a hard way, toward an ex-bf when she is banging another dude”
wise words. especially if you’ve taken asshole game a little too much to heart and broken her down. she’ll take pleasure in returning the shiv.
this happened to me before. i mocked a girl (in very specific ways relating to unladylike behavior) a bit too hard. one day she pulled a “we should stop seeing each other” literally just a few hours after epic discovery channel sex.
I was slow to catch on at first and fell into the trap. for a few days I doubted my Shitlord status and actually tried to “work things out” with her. (i actually said those words!) but i shook it off quickly and saw it for the ploy that it was.
fortunately I had plundered her vag in the fashion I describe below. so i could sleep well at night knowing that whoever she was menstruating on was little more than a tool.
however, it taught me a valuable lesson. vet a girl for loyalty by seeing how she reacts in a fight. if she runs away and avoids standing her ground and dealing with you head-on, expect a shiv in the back.
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@plumpjack
“however, it taught me a valuable lesson. vet a girl for loyalty by seeing how she reacts in a fight. if she runs away and avoids standing her ground and dealing with you head-on, expect a shiv in the back.”
this is the truth.
a girl who will stick around and talk it out and maybe even apologize is who you want. the ones who pout and give you the silent treatment are actually the most weak and selfish. for a girl, it isn’t weak to apologize and try to make peace. that’s actually the brave/difficult thing to do because they are letting themselves be vulnerable for the betterment of the relationship.
girls who won’t do that (try to make peace, apologize, etc.) run away because they don’t want to have to do any actual work to get things resolved and they don’t want to feel like you have control over them. those are the broken girls who will resent you, punish you, and leave when shit really hits the fan or as soon as an easier relationship presents itself.
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JR is right. Whena woman decides she doesn’t love you, she will drop you like a stone and delight in causing you pain. Go to another town for a couple of days and meet some new People and women.
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btw, if you ever find yourself in that situation, where a girlie pulls her juicy rug out from under you after giving a steady supply of free sex, the appropriate response is to act as if nothing happened. this will drive her nuts, and she’ll find a way to shove it in your face so she gets her tingles. she’ll ping you in some way. again, you stay deadpan. you: “hey, I understand. no hard feelings”. script flipped.
after a few weeks pass, hit her up with “can I give you some hot sex before work?”, or something along those lines. nothing needy. not a peep about her treachery. for you, alpha Shitlord, it’s all in a day’s work. then watch her head spin. she thought she had you and now it turns out you were just using her all along. you control the frame.
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88, and plumpjack,
Solid counsel.
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@ 88:
“a girl who will stick around and talk it out and maybe even apologize is who you want. the ones who pout and give you the silent treatment are actually the most weak and selfish. for a girl, it isn’t weak to apologize and try to make peace. that’s actually the brave/difficult thing to do because they are letting themselves be vulnerable for the betterment of the relationship.”
That’s the sound of me realising a plate I let go earlier this year was probably LTR material.
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platinum rule, will. platinum rule.
for future reference, it’s essential when you’re with a girl that you absolutely plow her pussy like there’s no tomorrow. when you cum inside her pussy it should shoot out her nose. like that.
this is what I call pussy homesteading. you’re staking your claim on that snatch. girls might still come and go, emotional creatures that they are, but knowing that they’re leaving for a bit of extra reassurance or emotional-tampon support is a lot better than her leaving you to get plowed properly. she’s still yours. if a girl leaves because she’s a disloyal piece of shite, good riddance.
if you do this, you won’t care where you see her or with whom. you and her will both know the carnage you created together. and you’ll only feel pity for the poor orbiting chumps who are carpet bombing her ego with nauseating affirmations of her beauty, throwing themselves at her pussy altar and getting nothing but a whiff of perfume in return.
in short, treat her like an animal. forget about what what she thinks, needs, feels, or expects. it’s irrelevant, especially when you have no investment with her such as children.
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Will is an approximately 25yo toddler. Dude must have been locked in the kitchen cabinet for several decades by his mother, Nurse Ratched Rotten Cl!tless. Every time I read his posts, I feel like the he must have skipped straight over friggin kindergarten and went straight to med school. Dude needs to grow a spine, and he can go ahead and start taking T supplements, as well, because he certainly doesn’t need to worry about the T atrophying his non-existent nads.
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Damn you Captain, I think a piece of pizza shot out my nose while reading your comment. Anchovies burn coming out of one’s nostril, sir.
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Did you guys see Mr. KHAAAAAN and General Cuck at the convention? Pretty lulzy.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof5T9VUIAAVz5G.jpg:large
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Now that’s priceless. Poor old boy. And she’s having a seizure and coughing fits.
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Caption: “When you realize you missed your chance to rape another woman in the back room.”
Bubba, I know the feeling.
Kinsman rape!
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Bill looks like he has the HIV. Forgot to wear protection at the Bohemian Grove Butt-fuck parties.
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There is some poetic justice in his decrepitude
look at that cuck by his side
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I chose the most asshole response because that is my personality. It’s surprising though to see it as a small fraction even among these established halls.
Sometimes it could work against you if her insecurities get triggered hard.
But I just don’t fucking care.
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Hey CH audience, I need a consultation,
I had a date scheduled. Girl lives in another city, we date circa 5months.
Given that its Sunday.. work around the house, gym etc. I did not feel to kill the weekend with travelling.
I wrote a short message on facebook. “Got busy schedule. We will hang out next time”.
Response : radio silence
She got me. Im not sure now If I lost an option. I got few other options, but I would definitely consider this a loss (sex was perfect).
If anything else, point taken, radio silence is definitely effective response to being flaked on.
Any insights?
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Stop caring.
(Seriously. Not being rude. Maybe one more try, then move on. IMHO, I don’t know where you live, but you said “city” so I’m going to assume that there is more game to hunt.)
OK, I’ve spoken my mind. Open fire…
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Woah, case closed before I even thought so. She broke NC ,asked why , then unleashed an emotional sh1tstorm…threatened breakup, accused me of all the bullsh1t possible, started about how her life is difficult, demanded explanation which ofc I did not give…and concluded that shes going to suck my d1ck really hard next week. Goddamn, why I ever doubt game, this just works and is fun at the same time
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