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Paging Gas Buttox…

Mar 17th, 2016 by CH

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40 Responses to “Paging Gas Buttox…”

  1. Gilbert Ratchet says:
    03/17/2016 at 11:29 AM

    Why is this not on the Goodbye America photoblog?

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    • Sean Fielding says:
      03/17/2016 at 11:54 AM

      Give it time. Should make STIHIE and Weimerica too.

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    • Hitfan says:
      03/17/2016 at 12:12 PM

      Is this a new thing among young people? Have they become so desensitized by social media or porn addiction that the only way they can feel stimulation is by smelling ladies’ farts?

      You Gen Yers here have a lot of explaining to do on this one.

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  2. Mark Boris says:
    03/17/2016 at 11:38 AM

    Alpha, beta, and omega all rolled into one.

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  3. Paging Gas Buttox… | Neoreactive says:
    03/17/2016 at 11:45 AM

    […] Paging Gas Buttox… […]

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  4. plumpjack says:
    03/17/2016 at 12:02 PM

    is this Fart Takeaway Game? if he doesnt like the smell of her farts does he tell her to get lost?

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  5. Wrong Side of History says:
    03/17/2016 at 12:11 PM

    Nice legs iah

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    • Jack Rackam says:
      03/17/2016 at 12:19 PM

      Surely you jest.

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  6. Ripp says:
    03/17/2016 at 12:31 PM

    Feel the Bern

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  7. Anonymous says:
    03/17/2016 at 12:58 PM

    Should the caption read “White guys who vote Democrat?”

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  8. Anonymous says:
    03/17/2016 at 1:01 PM

    The Obama Years.

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  9. Edward Waverley says:
    03/17/2016 at 1:32 PM

    Miscegufflation—the perverse practice of interracial rectal inhalation, the nadir of pozzed SJW white-knighting.

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  10. Anonymous says:
    03/17/2016 at 1:54 PM

    You know you in the hood when you see a shoe mania

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  11. hans says:
    03/17/2016 at 2:25 PM

    I don´t even..
    Guess the soiled panties vending machines aren´t that far of.

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  12. plumpjack says:
    03/17/2016 at 2:43 PM

    this guy might’ve been inspired by this uplifting Japanese game show where contestants attempt to match the face with the arse:

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    • Colonel Hogan says:
      03/17/2016 at 5:51 PM

      @plumpjack
      Those weird Japanese/Korean sexual game shows are really just pornos. I know, there’s usually a cute hostess and audience reactions, but it’s just ‘creative’ porn. Unless the camera pulls back and actually shows the audience, in an unedited shot, it’s porn.

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:
      03/20/2016 at 8:24 PM

      I like the way they have the pics of the bow above them, while they are checkin’ out the stern. Thats some cursed Nips, who would want that job, amirite ?

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  13. Glengarry says:
    03/17/2016 at 2:52 PM

    Degenerate. Let him inhale tranny farts until dead.

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  14. Paging Gas Buttox… | Reaction Times says:
    03/17/2016 at 3:27 PM

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:
      03/20/2016 at 8:24 PM

      Heh.

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  15. Black Jak says:
    03/17/2016 at 4:24 PM

    Jesus wept.

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:
      03/20/2016 at 8:11 PM

      He sure did.

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  16. Tent Mountain says:
    03/17/2016 at 4:34 PM

    Just when you think you’ve seen the bottom.

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    • lcs says:
      03/18/2016 at 5:40 PM

      The original odor eater.

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:
      03/20/2016 at 8:15 PM

      Oh , he seended that bottom, how in blue hell could he miss it ?

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      • Neecy says:
        03/20/2016 at 10:14 PM

        OMG lol @ ” seended”

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  17. sestamibi says:
    03/17/2016 at 5:08 PM

    Needless to say, the venue is Manhattan.

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  18. Greg Eliot says:
    03/17/2016 at 5:37 PM

    Strapon’s What I Did On My Summer Vacation pictorial essay.

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    • Canadian Friend says:
      03/18/2016 at 12:36 PM

      Multicultural aromatherapy is what the strapon within would call it.

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:
      03/20/2016 at 8:25 PM

      Exactly.

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  19. Rob says:
    03/17/2016 at 6:48 PM

    Flatulence will get you nowhere.

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    • jOHN MOSBY says:
      03/20/2016 at 8:58 PM

      Hey! I caught that, Rob, you sly fella.

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  20. Rick says:
    03/17/2016 at 8:33 PM

    Clever .bitches over at jezebel…The Uber-White-Knight-Gas Bottox Nemesis..created in the great dry cavernous womb of the (((Cathedral))).. preparing himself for war..

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    • Rick says:
      03/17/2016 at 8:40 PM

      Someone call up GB for battle..

      (like Achilles in the movie Troy)

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  21. gruffles says:
    03/17/2016 at 9:52 PM

    OT but this tune is proof of game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQT0Y2YoIYM

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  22. Diversity Heretic says:
    03/18/2016 at 4:00 AM

    You should have put a trigger warning here. Some sights, having been seen, cannot be unseen! Shouldn’t this be considered hazardous to your health?

    More seriously, how much lower/more degenerate can it go/become? Would Islam be worse than this?

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  23. Diversity Heretic says:
    03/18/2016 at 5:15 AM

    Isn’t this guy just doing physically what Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are doing intellectually with blacks?

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  24. Anonymous says:
    03/18/2016 at 7:38 AM

    This guy is actually Alpha As Fuck. Think about it: he has a fart fetish but instead of hiding it or trying to suppress it he just goes out in public and indulges in it without fear or shame.

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    • Al says:
      03/22/2016 at 10:45 AM

      There is nothing Alpha about smelling a woman’s ass in public. Sorry.

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  25. Matatan says:
    03/19/2016 at 2:54 AM

    I guess the way down is longer than I thought. Jesus fuckin christ

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