[Update below]
Megyn Kelly, a bimbo with a heart three times too masculine, has it in for The Trumpening. She’s too biased, and she can’t be trusted, so Trump was right to make her removal from the GOP debate moderator panel a condition of his attendance. (Trump has since called Roger Ailes’ bluff. It was beautiful. Trump is dismantling the legacy media right before our eyes.)
But did you know Megyno Kelly, the manjawed embodiment of gogrrl, riotgrrl, tankgrrl, de-feminized lawyercuntery, was rumored to have had an extramarital affair with a college student in 2008?
Megyn Kelly, fully-fledged narcissist and product of the post-America sexual market dystopia representing everything wrong with American women, looks awfully happy in that photo. I’d even say glowing. Did he slip her the D moments before that photo was taken?
I’m inclined to believe he did. Why? Because there’s a major alpha male tell in this snapshot. Can you see it? First commenter to get it right wins Bernie Sanders’ tree money.
PS I know some of you misanthropes are thinking “short manlet… there’s no way he was banging Megyn”. Have you learned nothing from your visits to the Chateau? Alpha maleness is more, much more, than physical stature. Short men may, on average, have it tougher than tall men, but if they have compensating personality attractiveness traits they can score a grimy giny giantess like Megynocracy.
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Reader The Raven was the first to get it right. No hoverhand. This guy has got the Grip of Ownage on Megyn’s shoulder.
Other commenters pointed to additional evidence of alphatude. His forward-facing torso. The loose belt buckle which looks like he rushed to dress after their bathroom dalliance. And the impertinence with which he presses his body into hers (or hers into his). There is no daylight between them, thigh to shoulder.
Thumbs up, college bro! You may not always meet aggro Fox News “””reporters”””, but when you do you make it count.
Grin,open posture,firm hand over her shoulder, his right hand making a fist (who does he want to punch?)
if he did, it wasn’t because he learned some verbal tricks and scripts on the internet. A short guy bedding a significantly older woman who has fame…let’s say his reputation would have preceded him at whatever party it was that they met.
Real Life isn’t a light beer commercial.
The Alpha is not in the photo.
The Alpha is the stud who she’s hoping will call her on her cell phone.
Or text her a dick pic.
8=====D
Prussian tie.
The tell is his hip aligned in front of hers so that he’s more facing the camera while she’s more pivoted towards him.
She looks like an impending wall victim in that 8-year old photo. Must be awfully expired by now.
Closed fist, of course.
Relative hip alignment. His left hip is in front of her right hip and more facing forwards, towards the camera, whilst she is aligned towards him. He’s leading, whilst she’s along for the ride –as it were.
You’re thinking of the loosely buckled belt? As if it was rebuckled with haste after a parking lot quickie.
Interwebs sez Kelly is 5’6″….which is hardly a “giantess.” That dude must be really, really short…..akin to a garden gnome.
dude might be 5’6″ as well and she’s wearing hills :/
More like affair with a junior high school student, amirite
No, she will be in superhigh heals, 3″-4″, they will be prob about the same height. Hopefully he will make an appearance so we can ask him wheat they were while horizontal. I bet in all earnest, he was at least 0.1! taller.
As we know what the womenz like! I’d say, he is at least 15 yrs younger. Im not really sure who I should congratulate here.
Wait, does she have a ring on her engagement finger ?????
Note she has her body facing into his, with her full right breast on contact with him.
Yeah, he has sucked that puppy, no need to hold back now. And she is still loving it.
Looking again at the image, is he actually poking her with his erection !! He maybe be smaller than average but he is making up for it.
Niggah, please… (((shakin’ mah haid)))
a) Your sense of spacial perspective is worse than a woman driving over a bridge.
b) Your sense of biological physics imparts the ability of this boy to fuck around corners.
c) Your wishful thinking is burying the needle on the Gaydar.
d) All of the above.
His dick is not twenty-four inches long, for goodness’ sake.
Greg, LOL.
Greg, your jealousy is showing 🙁 you cant exceed that ?? Shit. And this is from a white boy.
Ah, the “just jealous” gambit from a red-piller… always rings true.
So you mean he’s the height of someone who dated a woman who was featured in one of Playboy’s Women of the Ivy League issues? That would be me.
I win.
there’s nothing going on between these two. the 18yo kid is just young, horny and happy and megyn awkwardly agreed to a photo. it’s still funny, and a useful thought experiment
nice try CH
Since my several decades of real life experiences and observations clash spectacularly and diametrically with fish stories read on the internet regarding short men and their dating success, I’ll leave that one to your…imagination.
On the 1 in a billion chance this kid nailed Megs (who is pretty hot, all other factors notwithstanding), I’d say the age difference (20 ?) had ….well, everything…to do with it.
Her sperm-clensed face.
Plus, he’s her pharmaceutical rep
He’s dressed like a young, right-wing dork: too big blue blazer and baggy khaki pants. That’s a uniform that repulses most women, unless they’re into the man wearing it. And since she’s leaning on him, she’s into him being into her.
Hey, at least his Dockers don’t have pleats.
actually this kid is way out of her league. he’s a good looking kid with options
brit hume is the guy she actually has an affair with. he seems about what she could get:
*had*
Lady killer.
Dude looks Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons.
busted!
If they had just got done boning, her hair would be more of a mess. It still seems in place. Either that or homeboy blew his load in a minute.
can’t see these two banging except m-a-y-b-e an adventure quickie in the back seat of a rental car
at his age even a 30 year old cougar seems old. megyn would be 38 in this photo so prob just a little less dusty and leathery than his mom. maybe he’s a sperg but if not he’s going for the college girls all around him
and megyn has way too much to lose to trust wrecking her reputation to some young kid who probably can’t fuck her discovery channel style like she needs. she’d go for one of her bodyguards first
who probably can’t fuck her discovery channel style
I’m stealing this!
She’s pressing her boob against him. He’s touching her neck.
tits rubbing and on the other side hard nipples
No hover hand.
First thing I noticed. you beat me to it. hoverhand is an obvious extremely accurate beta tell.
Exactly. And not just lack of hover hand, but firmly planted.
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It’s gotta be the hand around the neck. Very strong display of dominance. The clenched fist is a close second, but I could be wrong.
Not just no hover hand, but hand directly on skin.
The left hand on her shoulder. I’s a firm grip. He is claiming his territory.
A few more tells:
– she is leaning her head IN toward his.
– his right hand is clenched into a fist, although I’m iffy on this one
– her smile is beaming
And for the lulz: his belt looks loose, like he hurried to put it on and missed a few holes before clasping it down to take the picture. It’s as if… his pants were just off.
Plus that post-coital glow.
That’s heartiste, of course.
He looks jewish. I’m guessing she had to for her career.
That was my immediate thought – WTF ethnicity is the greasy little pygmy armadillo? Talk about Mexican [or Aleutian?] Hill Trolls. Yeesh. She’d need to take a shower just to get the oil off her shoulder.
positioning of his hand on her shoulder is a power move that signals dominance. Especially since he is shorter than her, basically saying “Ya she is taller than me, so fucking what”
Its like when you go in for a hug. I am very tall but some people try to still put their arm above my shoulder instead of at my armpit level. I always raise my arms a bit higher and force them to take the pit while i take the high road and go above their shoulder (same for one armed side hugs)
If you look she did that to bim her arm is above his and he still rested his hand comfortably on her shoulder.
The ‘I just banged someone’s wife grin.’
ANOTHER TELL: she’s subtly, perhaps subconsciously, flashing her wedding ring toward the camera as if she’s happily showing the world she’s a married woman, but not taken.
Additional lulz: she’s straight Modern Western Woman with that cell phone clenched firmly in her hand, the same hand with her wedding ring. It’s like a metaphor for the modern married woman under 45. It says “yeah, I’m married to a male, but I’m also married to whatever my dumbphone tells me I should be doing.”
He’s touching her skin, not clothes. In a way as if he’s pushing (putting?) her down.
Her crotch is turned towards him, his is out.
Her jeans seem to be wet. Look at her right thigh.
Her boob is poking him.
He looks like a young W. Kind of cute if the attitude is right. He’s dressed like a noob but he looks like he has stamina.
Hand around neck and big grin is my guess. He looks comfortable around her.
To short guys: tons of chicks loved the short guys on breaking bad and the shield (Michael chiklis?). Attitude and muscles go a long way.
Firm no hover hand grip, chest and pelvis out.
He’s making a fist and is ready to lunch her.
No way she banged Joey Khakipantz.
her free hand (and wedding ring) is pointing right to his junk
She is pointing to his cock with her finger with a big smile on her face.
Relative body positioning – he’s more forward and dominant as she is in his metaphoric shadow. And the shit eating grin…
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No hover hand
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Hand on neck. Try that with a stranger.
…and morning comes Fernando…
His left thumb positioned as if he was or is caressing the nape of her neck. Manjaw aside I would have compartmentalized as well.
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He has hand, literally.
Check out this tidy summation of Trump’s latest political dominance display, courtesy of Josh Marshall:
“Trump doesn’t kiss babies. Babies kiss him. He doesn’t have a billionaire backer; he is a billionaire. Trump doesn’t ask for support. He just tells you that you need to stop being a loser and get on board.”
I don’t think it could be described any better. Trump’s laying waste to the cuckservatives has won him the sincere admiration of liberals, even if most would never admit it.
Excellent.
He’s positioned himself ahead of her signifying his dominance and leadership in this relationship, and she is complying.
She pointing to da nuts
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A good decision Trump made – once again.
I can’t stand her. but would bang nonetheless. There’s something sexy about the way she’s standing there.
The Jewish guy looks like a thirsty dweeb.
Agreed… at first I thought he was Italian, but now I see he has some sort of press pass as an accoutrement to his Young Neocon wardrobe.
Looks like an Eskimo. Probably her agent or his kid.
She’ll let you do whatever you’d like. Worth a spare hour in the day.
Same here Fogey. She’s old but her look (high-T princess bitch) pleases me.
Can’t be helped.
Yeah, at first I thought it was Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson.
You guys are all wet…
He’s far more happy to be in the pic that she is, he’s leaning his haid well into her rather than vice versa, and the hand on the neck is more of a buddy maneuver… while her hand is clutched firmly on the ubiquitous phone that has become a permanent appendage of womens’ hands.
Didn’t we just see an assload of pics with The Donald having his arm(s) on hot women? Where was HIS hand, in every pic?
That’s right… the waist. THAT’S how you sexually command a gal.
Until further proof comes forth, I’m saying this guy is merely a groupie… and so what if he did get laid, he’s barely out of his teens, and she’s a blonde… DUH!!!
The cougar scores more alpha cred this time.
That you guys can’t see that this little dork in the pic is trying too hard, and SHE’S the one commanding the frame… (((shakin’ mah haid)))
Y’allz red pills are lookin’ a bit pink right about now.
Agreed. No way he was banging her.
Part of the Fox News sorority shtick is how they love, love, love, the beta dweebs who make up their core audience. Meantime, they marry hedge funders or Navy SEALS.
“…and the hand on the neck is more of a buddy maneuver…”
As I said, try that with a stranger.
Touching the neck is a comforting gesture and releases calming hormones. Women do it to themselves when nervous. Putting your hand on a woman’s neck is a directing and calming manipulation of her psyche.
Hand on the neck? Pfft… happens all the time, when congratulating someone or putting them in your confidence, whether male or female, even when you don’t know them all THAT well. As you say, it has a directing and calming effect, regardless of sex.
Try putting your hand around a stranger’s or mere acquaintance’s waist some time.
And since when is “calming of the psyche” akin to roiling alpha sexual display?
It may be that some here take for granted the confidence necessary to accomplish that level of touch. I can’t recall EVER resorting to “hover-hand,” and I don’t (now) shy from women’s waists, necks, or shoulders, but not all women will respond equally to such an approach from all men. [Nor, for that matter, does my wife respond well to other men touching her this way. That’s the filter I use to judge alpha displays: will this anger my wife if some guy tries it with her.]
I’m not trying to say it’s hard for YOU to accomplish kino, but it isn’t necessarily easy for the newbie or the shut-in to make the leap to touching.
No bro. Neck grab like that is far more dominant. She is also pointing at his dick.
I agree it’s also dominant, in a try-hard manner… back in high school, I remember distinctly we walked with our girlfriends in the hallways that way, because around the waist was awkward for movement in crowds, and it was also a sort of mate-guarding thing. Seems like only the jocks did it, and others walked hand-in-hand.
Pointing at his dick? LZOZLZOZLZOLZOLZOLZOL
She just happens to be holding her phone that way, and for the record, she’s pointing at his navel.
Sheesh, I’m a bit concerned about some youse guys and these crotch interpretations. (((shakin’ the Gaydar needle)))
@greg, you are really embarrassing yourself here.
Actually, I’m embarrassed FOR guys like you.
Try harder, kid… your Cathedralese attempts at shaming language are as sophomoric as your wishful thinking in re what comprises alpha.
And for the record, boy, a consensus appears to be growing on his being no more than a groupie.
You clowns can’t even tell a real fist from a nervous thumb squeeze.
Yep. And he’s not making a fist with his right hand. He’s got his thumb on the inside — a common nervous twitchy thing. Also, his weight distribution isn’t quite right. Too far forward on his toes, too evenly distributed between his feet. He’s anxious. Or maybe he’s just trying to seem taller.
This guy is… a fan. Or her niece’s boyfriend. Or the son of somebody who matters.
Yeah, that fist. Strikes me as a nervous action. Beta-tell. And his left arm, up in the uncomfortable but safe shoulder zone. Admittedly a power area, but I suspect he put his arm up there because he was afraid of touching anywhere lower.
>That’s right… the waist. THAT’S how you sexually command a gal.
This. Guiding hand on the small of the back directing her.
There is nothing wrong with a woman going outside her marriage for pleasure and happiness if her man cannot give it to her.
Your implication that there is something wrong with that is a sign that you are afraid of independent women and women seeking their happiness.
Most droll. Judges give that troll 9.3
Yep, she is being boned in the pic and loving it. As all good women should.
No way.
Game recognizes Game
The Donald is schooling the world on GAME
On push pull
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/28/us/politics/with-no-detente-donald-trumps-feud-with-fox-takes-center-stage.html
“The result over several months has been push-pull between the networks’ dual responsibilities to their bottom lines and their own journalistic standards, from which Mr. Trump frequently challenges them to stray.”
A comment that says it all – Storytelling
Take a look at the “most viewed” tab on the front page right now. 3 out of 10 spots are owned by a Donald J. Trump. In fact, I’m surprised that they haven’t installed a large glittery Trump sign over the “most viewed” tab because he owns it for all practical purposes.
Say what you want about the Donald, but this is not a coincidence. There is something here that he gets, whether you want to admit it or not. This is you. You are the ones giving him these “most viewed” ratings. He knows how to read you. You can’t deny the fact. It’s your eyeballs that are pushing him to the top. This has been going on too long to blame on rubbernecking. Whats really going on? What’s his hold on you?
The answer is simple. Anyone who deals in a communication field, from teaching to the arts, will tell you that the most powerful communication medium known to humanity is storytelling. But what is storytelling? Drama, theatrics, spectacle, suspense, crises, climax, larger than life characters, and most importantly, constant conflict and resolution. Things that we may belittle as childish and socially unacceptable in contexts other than formal storytelling. But they are very powerful tools in many other contexts as well. Donald Trump is a phenomenal storyteller. We are watching one of the most naturally gifted storytellers we have seen in a very long time. And we just have to read the next page. It’s a very powerful weapon and it may take him much further than any of you will care to admit.
Much like a man with an erect and engorged nipple at his mouth.
On second thought it is more likely a CH trick question, the Mangyn is more alpha then dweeb guy.
Yup. Megyn is the alpha.
That’s my take too… he’s looking more like a groupie to me… and if he did score on this near-the-wall shicksa, well… he’s looking WAY too happy.
Like our coach used to chide us about dancing in the end zone:
“Act like ya been there before.”
If she really did f this kid, she’s even more unstable than I would have suspected (I like that…).
Yeah, I agree. Just looking at the picture makes me think she’s in charge. Can’t pick out why, though. Maybe because her head is tilted less. But a lot of it is all the betaness of the guy that I see.
Maybe it’s cuz the try-hard guy is in khakis and a blue blazer while the magina sports ZFG old blue jeans.
The answer is very subtle… the left hand
He is idly toying with her top and separating it from covering the black bra.
Given that this was 2008 and it’s a dark background. I would say that there was a prolonged delay between pose and flash.
More than enough time for an alpha to subtly tease his conquest.
It never ceases to amaze how the parallax view works… ten people see the same picture, ten different interpretations.
When men do that “idly toying” thing that you’re so gleefully hoping for, they invariably use the thumb.. and one of the first two fingers.
This guy just happens to have the alleged target strap in his third and fourth fingers, so unless he’s a practitioner of legerdemain, no sale.
I’m not sure how long kelly has been a whatever, but I see a man who doesn’t give a shit about her celebrity. He looks like he’s fucked her, so he’s either faking well (alpha) or really did bang her (also alpha)
No hover hand, shit eating grin, zero fucks given
guy’s face and glee is the part that makes me think he is just too excited to get a pic for his buddies. and his overall look makes it tougher to believe
BUT you can see the skin in her armpit, on top of her shoulders and in her chest, she is at or beyond her sell-by date. so any number of things could have happened. look at that talon on the phone. that’s her desperate grip on her self-image as ‘youthful’
so if it happened, i chalk it up to the oncoming wall, but the kid has got joie d’vivre i’ll give him that
Agreed. His posture is pretty dominant, but the dude needs a new wardrobe and needs to get rid of that shit-eating grin.
That’s Shia LaBeouf’s little brother.
Shire LaBeouf
I’d have to say his body language. He is at a right angle to her while she is facing him full frontal. That, and judging by his expression he ‘knows’ that photo is of him she is only arm candy. Nice work all around.
I think you got it. Her body is facing him, but his body is not facing her.
Come on, y’alls — CH gave it away in his post. The dude’s much shorter than that plainjane lantern-jawed shrike. Anytime a short dude is banging a taller girl, he is alpha, QE to the motherluvin’ D.
Earrings say it all
She’s pointing at his dick.
You said that once already, and it’s been gainsaid.
The height differential. You gotta be alpha to make up for that. Every woman asks for it … “pleeeease be taller than me when I’m in heeeeeels omg…”
-tsw, very true.
It’s got to suck to be shorter than average, but as covered in the archives, there are ways for short guys to circumvent this…
or I suppose if you’re not short but have a thing for gaming women’s volleyball players XD
I am not tall, and I spent college destroying volleyball player pussy.
WHy are you here? Isn’t your HB8-10, five-woman deep harem calling you?
Or are you too busy lying about U.S. immigration history?
Faggot Within is a Liar rape!
I think her look is more quizical than anything else. Her eyebrows are ever so slightly clenched in that manner
What a goofy looking jew. The tie is really bad, and the belt is worse. The pants fit terrible.
Megan is too skinny, though she looks good in that picture.
Trump sure put her in place. Kelly you blew it, you had your chance and ya fucked up.
So, every time a short guy with a press pass and a Young Republican wardrobe sees a famous tall girl and swoops in for the photo-op, all he’s gotta do is put his hand on her neck and voila!, instant alpha who’s obviously fucking her brains out.
Got it. :duckface:
The truth is many women fantasize about being taken by a group of guys. Yes they like a lot of cock but have been told that is wrong so it is stuffed deep inside. Women’s sexual capacity is so much bigger than a mans. Men are usually one and done but with women once they get started they can go and go and go. Women will always defer to the Alpha. So if a beta allows his wife to get banged by a group of men she will end up gravitating towards the Alpha over time.
Well there’s no hover hand, that’s for sure. But his head is leaned in more than hers.
It’s hard to tell who’s more dominant; they both look really pleased. But at first glance before I read the text, I thought this was going to be about Megyn, The Alpha. Just a gut feeling.
He’s got The Claw on her. Classic alpha tell.
That is just a picture of a little Danny Davito on the happiest day of his small life.
Not 100% on what you are seeing with him but those hooker hoops she’s wearing say she’s huntin’.
CH can you address men doing CLOSED FISTS in pictures? Some men don’t know what to do with their hands in pictures. I know the hand in the pocket with one thumb out is the preferred hand placement but what about other hand placements?
Megyn Kelly is the clear alpha male. The cougar that has ensnared the gleeful early 20 something.
When I look at her I still see her riding Brit Hume (and prob Ailes & Murdoch as well) to get in prime time.
Hey did ya hear Murdoch runs an open borders group called Partnership for a New American Economy (PNAE)? That the co-owner of Fox is Al-Waleed?
That Fox was planning to bring a female muslim activist AND an illegal invader to sandbag Our Glorious Leader at the dabate?
Yeah CH is playing with us. Kelly is the Alpha. It’s the manjaw.
The fist and the forward pelvis jut. She’s nestled into him.
The shoulder hand and toothy grin and head leaning in don’t look good, but those are minor by comparison.
Is that Fred Savage?
His left arm is positioned UNDER her right arm, and then his hand rests on her shoulder. He doesn’t just put his arm around her – he intimately positions it close to her body like he owns her.
The annoying-looking kid is the alpha, all considered. CH will occasionally jar us out of mental complacency by featuring an alpha mud. Bring the movies.
No need to “write our own porn” all the time, guys. (When a cynical friend thinks I’m overstating a desirable scenario, he says “there goes PA again, writing his own porn.”)
The kid looks 100% wop.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He’s as jewish as usury.
Dream on Spirit.
and you smell 100% Eskimo.
Faggot Within rape!
And you are 100% fucktard , you rancid twat.
As a shorter dude, let me explain. Short guys are usually too short to put their arms over the shoulder of a taller woman without feeling awkward, so we usually put it around the waist. This dude’s arm goes UNDER her arm, up, over, and around her neck. That’s a power move. Doesn’t hurt that he’s also clinching his fist with thumb in like he’s thinking about thumbing her pooper.
Many beta tells.
Clenched fist and grasp around her shoulder : mate-guarding
Forced smile showing his uneasiness
Head tilted in her direction
Was clearly dressed by mom + his size : might be 15yo
Overeager to be with a woman who could be his mom
Face colour shows that he’s probably drunk : even with liquid courage, he still comes off as a giant beta
The lawyer’s eyes dully emit a sort of sweet & sour smugness. Intentionally self-righteous – not relieved. If the schoolboy really fucked her, he didn’t do it right.
The fact his hand went higher than his chin tells your he owned this.
Rumored by whom?
Arm over shoulder, clenched fist, showing off his press passes(power)…and he got her off her iphone. Hell she probably just saved his number.
Unassailable shit-eating grin, going with GB here.
He’s drawing her into his picture, as an exhibit of a score.
His torso is turned away from her signals I’m the real prize here.
Both are leaning their heads in towards each other, which indicates strong mutual affinity. Torso contact = sexual familiarity or desire for it. Can’t tell if that is happening here but she is pressing her boob into him. I’d say he’s banged her.
There’s a reason why sexually repressed beta nerds are depicted in popular media with poor posture (rounded shoulders, pelvic tension, etc)
We can separate a loser from a sexual dynamo from postural cues alone.
her arm over his shoulder makes her the alpha
Say what you see, Gareth . . .
The short guy in the photo looks like one of Jeb Bush’s kids — George P. Bush or Jeb Jr. — or maybe one of the older grand kids grand kids.
Maybe he’s a Crypto-Jew. I still say Fernando is proffering her like a trophy.
Aura of ZFG
His proximity to her bosom and the fact that HE is in front of HER.
Hand placement, his is up high friending her and he’s not leaning into her. Hers is middle of his back expressing intamacy and she’s relaxed with no defenses in facial or body expression.
His arm is under her right arm but over her left shoulder, pulling her close so her right breast is against him. She is firmly in his grasp. He has the stance of a trophy game hunter.
Her right hand must be placed on his arse, which tells us she is totally into him sexually. Did I win?
We all know who Megyn Kelly wishes would put his arm around her.
Dare you not to laugh…
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! nice!
Full (pretty much) hand on bare skin.
The Alpha is not in the photo.
The Alpha is the stud who she’s hoping will call her on her cell phone.
http://www.trbimg.com/img-563f95df/turbine/la-et-st-donald-trump-ufos-hotline-bling-snl-20151108
I detest this woman. She leaks raw ambition from every pore. You can bet if she was bedding this tyke, it was to further her career. Same with ever constipated Hume.
Every move she’s ever made was to further her career and boost her resume.
Straight up, confident smile. Iron strong jaw line. The closed fist is a sign of self assurance. Uncovered crotch, legs slightly open. Hands unapologetically over her skin. Plus, she’s rubbing a nipple over his chest. No doubt about it, Megyn is a true Alpha.
It’s his left hand, but you wouldn’t catch me dead with a stupid grin like that on my face
Hmm…in favor of his alpha-ness:
– left hand on bare shoulder
– left arm under hers, which brings her closer
– clenched fist (although his thumb is jutting out – possibly clenching first knuckle)
– she’s partially inside his jacket (the bottom on the left-side is behind her ass, it seems), meaning he’s definitely the lead in this shot
– She’s taking a picture with him despite the tie
– Her phone and hand hovering around pelvis/womb, despite somewhat awkward angle it puts on her arm
– Despite the lean and the fist, he seems fairly relaxed
– She’s displaying her ring in the shot (it looks almost deliberate)
She’s putting much more effort into this picture than he is, yet he’s definitely the focus. Her right foot is behind his body and she’s rotated into him, while he’s entirely facing outward.
I’m not ruling out the CH test (because he’s been known to troll and catch us unawares for an object lesson), but I can see plenty of reasons to support the claim.
“@BradCross4: @Drudge_Report_ @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/Ur1qgG291Z“
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2016
meanwhile TRUMP keeps on trumping…
You guys are missing the obvious-
Look at his tie; the national colors of Germany.
Kid’s name is Robert Orloski. Was a Temple U student, now a big pharma sales shill — https://www.linkedin.com/in/robert-orloski-9838a223
So much for the Jew and WOP assessments.
As a sales type, he knows how to kiss up and win people over. As a professional mannequin, she knows how to pose for the camera which is why she’s all angled the way she is.
Two whores, made for each other. But I have no idea if they ever knocked boots, and I find it a reach to label either of them as “alpha.”
As I said:
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OK, skip Fernando. It’s Eddie Munster, and most of you will be mowing his yard in a few years.
LOM, are you crazy with ‘so much for the Eskimo assessment?’
Let’s see: short, dark-skinned, big-headed American with black, tight-curled hair, salesman with every appearance of an optimistic personality, has a ‘Polish’ surname. Oh yeah, 100% he’s a Slav alright.
is that a waxed, desert ancestry-looking unibrow or are those caterpillars crawling above his eyes?
The eyes have it. Strong masculine energy in his eyes.
Funny thing, Bill Ayers said the same thing about her.
The alpha tell is the firm grip he has on her shoulder forcing the taller woman to lean in, tilt her head and wrap her arm around his waist. He’s in front. It’s a photo of him with her slightly to the rear. There’s no space between them and visually she’s in his frame. He could be posing alone and he’d still have a rock solid frame. She’s an adornment. I take all my photos with girls like this. It’s subtle but clear when you know what to spot.
not holding the hand like a gayhand? but firm.?? i am your proper student.=))
but.. clutching his other hand shut, tensely.. and is the smile.. genuine.. turmoil and/or inner conflict.. maybe not so un tense as first given . . .9
Based on the shadows, it looks like he is packing.
Packing what, a jujube?
Pulling off that look. A short guy in that blazer could easily come across as a dork, but no he’s a cunt. You can see it in his face.
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The Alpha MegYn Kelly really wants…
Now the veterans group won’t take Don’s donations? Wonder how the vets feel about that.
There are plenty of veteran’s groups. I saw one cuck pussy wouldn’t take it for his group because he doesn’t want to align politically with anyone. Grow a pair, align with the one candidate who actually gives a shit about your cause and walks the walk, and take the money.
Exactly.
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I don’t quite get why he is making an enemy out of her. She’s not a tool of the republican establishment. She’s a conservative maverick like him and seems like she could have easily been converted into an ally.
Plus, how is she not pretty? Not perfect sure, but she’s quite attractive I would think
She’s a feminist tw@t. “Megyn”, c’mon.
It’s the Trump love-fest. Women are opportunists living only in the moment, not immoral creatures but amoral creatures. Wanting female accountability is silly. Trump’s hit on Fox ratings and making his brand even bigger is a brilliant move. Does he need the media or does the media need him? Don’t be surprised if the Don befriends Megan after she accepts his alpha cred. He ‘works with the best’. Great leaders don’t cocoon themselves into an echo chamber of yes men. A defeated enemy can make a great new deputy without a tempting rival support network. Of course, with a name like Little spoon, I might be agreeing with a woman, but the comment itself seems quite reasonable.
Reality Doug, she is a woman. She posts infrequently, usually on game posts. Soon you’ll see replies from long-time commenters here mocking her for being a dot-head who also happens to be an idiot.
You should have stopped at “I don’t get why.”
Back to the kitchen, woman.
“But did you know Megyno Kelly, the manjawed embodiment of gogrrl, riotgrrl, tankgrrl, de-feminized lawyercuntery, was rumored to have had an extramarital affair with a college student in 2008?”
Wow. From catty to cougar, in the space of one, short, alcohol-fueled night.
I think the photo alone is no proof of copulation. A moment can be transitory or random. However, I’ll play along.
I believe that the work proximity of pussy is the #1 and always correct indicator of relative SMV rank as actually judged by women. (I question the value of a single data point to determine that.) A negative work proximity value means it will take positive effort from the man to keep her from wrapping his with hers.
Exhibit A: His junk is out and forward like the feeding mouth of a shark, indicative of a man enjoying the adventure of his life as his own #1.
Exhibit B: Her junk is facing his junk. In fact all of her playground apparatus is facing him. Even her ass when you consider the work it would take to be in his hands. The locus of control in women is the instincts, the lizard brain, the stem. Accidental orientation? I figure women typically want to look more chaste than they are or would like to be.
I got all you fucks beat on theory. The cognitive dissonance in the comments section day to day is not the roar of jezabell, but it is pretty damn loud. Biology rules, you emotionally attached, moralistic orcs. Dah, winning. 🙂
“Because there’s a major alpha male tell in this snapshot. Can you see it?”
Is it the full hand contact, or the fact that she’s leaning into him, so she’s obviously not repulsed by him?
Showing too much teeth.
Hand on her shoulder. Nothing alpha about him in this photo, at all. I would have had my hand on her lower back even in my beta days long before discovering CH. Trick question. I want a different prize.
I don’t care about her leaning in, her boob placement, hip direction, his fist, etc. He is not alpha in this photo in any way, nor does her smile change things. I respectfully disagree with Lord CH if he disagrees.
It’s that tie. Nothing says ZFG like wearing a tie like that out in public.
His left-hand thumb is UP — signalling a “conquest”.
Another way to think about this. Imagine that you were told one of these two paid a photographer $10 to take the shot. Who would you pick as having shelled out to save this memory forever? My money would be on Blazer Boy.
The alpha has her knees apart and pivoted toward her conquest. Women rarely ever take photos like that. Usually their knees are together or legs crossed so as to highlight their feminine figure.
haha CH…
Yes!
Lol’d!
Sentient wins this thread by a furlong.
Well-played, sir… well-played, indeed.
David Bowie lives.
LOlz!!!
interesting some other dude already had this pic out on the webz…!!!
The position of his hips; as close as possible to hers. Plus the position of his hand on her shoulder. Looks legit.
She could be smiling like that cause little fella is just so ballsy. That would be my guess.
CH, I must disagree on a point of physiognomy. I’d say Kelly has a reasonably feminine jaw. As you have stated in the past, feminine women do not really have ‘high cheekbones,’ they have more prominent cheeks than men because their jaws and brows are less prominent, bringing out their cheeks. In a certain facial type this feminine trend in the jaw results in quite a pointy chin, which is what Kelly has. It tends to go with a small but pointed nose, so that as these women age they can become like the witch caricature, where the tip of each trends toward a meet-up. Of course, the end-stage comes if the woman is toothless, something that will never happen to Kelly, given her dental care budget. I admit Kelly does have squareness at the angles of the jaw, but I’d say it’s within the acceptable range for Germanic female beauty – though it does interrupt slightly what would otherwise be an ideal oval face. Still, she really appears quite pretty in this pic – glowing as you pointed out.
Everyone is ragging on Megyn because she is a bitch with an icewater heart. She is nice looking though. Her personality just ruins it.
I dunno, she got that flat, posing with another drone, publicity smile on her face.
like this:
NIce gif, priceless change at the break.
oh, the hover hands of comi-con.
NERDS!
Seems like a couple of hands near her neck.
(Also, is she annoyed with the last guy or smitten?)
he is the tallest, fittest guy in the group of photos
Poor bastard is going bald.
FYI, that looks like Summer Glau, an actress.
It is her.
Bald is no big deal – just go Q-ball and KEEP LIFTING. Chicks love it.
At first I was going to say it’s that their hips are touching, but I’m not sure they are. Hard to tell.
Nice choice of user name. I used to live near his capital city. I Normanni!
He’s alpha because of his clenched fist, like he wanna beat her. Alpha move IMHO.
LOL. Not with his thumb in it. That’s nervousness.
The erect (left) nipple.
More distended than erect but you are correct.
CH is the alpha in all this. He’s got us chasing answers.
Like puppets on a string.
Her Vagina & her hips are pointed towards his dick
He has that strong-man/victory pose, as in chest up and out, shit eating grin, the slightly flexed arm with first, and other hand firmly relaxed on her exposed shoulder. It all spells out “I just owned her!”
He looks like someone trying really hard to impress Megyn Kelly. That is in itself quite an effort.
the point of this is not that the weirdo in the pic is alpha (he isn’t) but to troll Megyyn
Cold read:
He is not Alpha, but strong Delta – I would trust him with my car keys.
Presentable clothes but not quite coordinated, plus ID
= he at work and on duty.
Standing strong, but reaching UP to hold someone willing to be held.
A full-time alpha would hold around the waist.
All in all, he has been asked to pose for the photo, not happy about it but doing it with grace. The Alpha tell is the fist. That is a working man’s hand.
The alpha tell is because she has a smart phone and isnt using it(eye rolls).
This place has morphed into Soap Opera Digest.
[CH: wrong. this place has always had posts like this one. check the archives for proof.]
That’s why your mom enjoys getting molested here.
Rape!
The first ever “spot the alpha” post featured Pee Wee Herman.
Do we get participation trophies?
OT: got a game-ish question. It seems, from what I’ve read and see, that asking girls out on a date is a bad idea. As in: ask her out, take her some place, spend money, go home with blue balls. So, how does one set a stage for a meetup?
I know there’s the “I’ll be here at such and such place” but what to do when such a situation doesn’t occur. I guess I’m asking on tips to circumvent the Hollywood-esque way of going out.
It seems to be that if I’m already planning on doing something, I can get the girl to tag along. Maybe I’m missing a step somewhere.
@mendo, it’s a perennial problem. if you’re meeting a girl first time and it’s not at work or through friends then you have an uphill battle to reconnect at a future time. it’s a timing issue that is compounded by the distractions of her workload, social media, and dating market options
after pondering this very issue for years, I’ve come up with a few thoughts and ways to mitigate:
1. go for the insta-date. if you have a girl’s attention for 20-30 minutes, and it doesn’t feel forced, then say “hey what’re you up to right now wanna sit for a sec?” and continue chatting
2. don’t take her number, but rather set up a future date on the spot. “hey if you’re free tomorrow night meet me at such-and-such place at 8, my friends and are playing darts” etc. this is a great ZFG move
3. increase your odds by approaching more girls
4. be lazy like me and work at a bar close to your house where you know girls can come find you and you can get paid to game a girl throughout the evening or over days or weeks and eventually right into your bed
5. as a last resort just ask her the fuck out, whether there are any IOIs or not. sometimes a girl will just say yes impulsively. I’ve had luck this and it still amazes me when it works
regardless, strive to make as deep and penetrating an impact on her as possible. girls have very short memories and so while you might remember the exact shape of her tits her memory of you will be more foggy. unless you really shake her up. in a good way.
remember, with girls it’s about c-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-n-g, in whatever way you can. if you focus on that the next step will follow. often she’ll initiate it. hope this helps
Good stuff. Gets the ball rolling. (No pun…eh, sure, why not.)
Don’t ask her, command her. See “How to Date Young Women for Men Over 35” Vol. I & II.
@mendo
“It seems to be that if I’m already planning on doing something, I can get the girl to tag along. Maybe I’m missing a step somewhere.”
The Platinum Rule strikes… do what you want to and all… the step you are missing is telling the girl you will be doing it.
ijjjji at Sedfast, one of the long time guru guys there, swears by never asking a girl out, just keep flirting (even via text) and dropping hints as to what he is up to until she invites herself along. You might check out his posts…
and +1 on Plump’s suggestions, but with the instadate you can do it in as little as 3-5 minutes into an interaction. weight things in your favor by understanding the logistics, where you are sarging, what’s open coffee, bar, restaurant, bookstore… whatever. Know the surrounding area so you can lead her.
” …you can do it in as little as 3-5 minutes into an interaction…”
agreed. I think my sense of time is off. when I’m trying to get into a girl’s pants 1 minute of talking can sometimes feel like hours
@Sentient On a further note…sexualizing my texts. The new one I’m gaming seems keen. We met NYE, we went for coffee a few days later because her work sched is so random…While I’ve been away she replies to my texts with longish updates on whatever she’s doing.
I keep mine tight. A photo from where ever I am, and then “Send photos”. she sent one from one of her outports. It was her let stretched out with some kind of really goofy pyjamas…
Me: “nice lingiere, Victoria’s Secret?”
I sent a shot of cakes form a local cake shot
Me: “Try to control yourself”
The idea here is to frame her as a bit wild to incept the idea it’s ok to be that way… I’m trying different things on different types of girls.
Okay, that’s what I was getting at. Thanks, fellas.
@Mendo, here’s how I do it. After gaming and getting the number I will send a text usually within a day to the girl: “Hey crazy girl, let’s meet up for drinks, what’s your schedule?” That’s it. Go for drinks…
Krauser’s books and blog have a lot more detail on this but basically I usually pick a neutral place for the first drink…then, move it to another location, darker, then back to my place.
It’s not a “date” date even though it’s a date.
I’m now gaming a busy flight attendant. After number closing her at a party I sent that above text. She responded right away with some dates/times.
We went for coffee for a few hours between her shift and my work. I play questions game, tease, build attraction and comfort.
The second meet up with this girl was for lunch on the day I was leaving for a 2 week holiday. Since she was late because of weather I couldn’t bounce back to my place.
So, any next meet up will be: “Hey let’s meet up”. when she agrees, it will be “Let’s broil some steaks and make cocktails.” If she refuses….it’s time to drop her.
Most of my dates are like this. Usually they end in a bang because there’s no reason to get together unless it is to bang.
I have the ultimate alpha male tell.
Guess what it is….
C’mon kids, let’s unite on this one…
Does it involve “bitch, I’ll teach you to cocktease!” foreplay?
This kind of Alpha male tell?
– She squirms “no, please”
– The Alpha: “bitch, I’ll teach YOU to cocktease!”
– Holding both her wrists with one hand and covering her mouth with the other
– Prying her knees apart, scooting the panties-crotch over
— …
– Why is she softly crying and staring into space?
– She flinches when The Alpha touches her cheek.
– The Alpha gets up, zips up his pants, starts the truck. Leaves her in the afterglow of love.
Really Aggressive Penetrative Entry.
Very nice!
Alphas don’t mate manjaws and she is the queenz of all manjaws. Is there a manjaw of the month contest??
She’s a liberal slut. Of COURSE she fucked him. She divorced her Doctor husband, screwed this kid and would get sticky and slippery if only Donald Trump would fuck her, too! Megyn Kelly is a Syracuse, NY born, bred and educated slut. The conservative thing is BS. She’s a liberal, feminist, walking, talking slut-tell. So obvious for five years now, ever since the departure of Laurie Dhue. Megyn Kelly fucked her way to where she is now. Everyone knows it.
Agreed.
Trump Thread?
Holy shit! See that gomer up on stage with that babe?! *THERE* is an alpha. Not Blue Blazer Boy.
Reading too much into this one. That’s the same grip he uses on his brahs at the frat, his fellow kool-aid drinkers at Amway meetings posing for post-rally we’re all in this together pics, and for strippers when getting “wait’ll the guys see who I met” pictures. Grip her good a) because you don’t want her slipping away before the picture and b) because you are over-excited and can’t contain yourself. As a 6’5″ guy I can tell you little dudes grip shoulders to feel powerful & to keep their hand from sliding off. That arm is outstretched. Gotta tack it in place. If he had any physical relations with her his hand would be much lower… Top of hip, or around waist pulling her in.
White leftist German women handing out roses to rapefugees in Cologne, and across Germany, in a clear, “F*UCK our White men, and our White race…we prefer you rapist, pedophile, non-White muslims to the racists xenophobes!” CH…I need a drink. I feel like I am in a nightmare.
Our women are killing us!
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This whole thing is State-instituted and sponsor Stockholm Syndrome. If you read up on the victims in Stockholm, giving rise to that syndrome’s name, when they were freed they not only refused to help in the prosecution of their captors, but raised money for their defense. No surprise, without the syndrome’s name saying so, but the victim’s were WOMEN. So, it is really a little vague to name the syndrome after the city, but I guess that is easier that saying Crazy Weak B1tch Syndrome.
Whoops….wrong photo (that was post-WWII death camp for Germans by Ike). Here is the photo of the Stockholm bank prisoners from 1973:
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“short manlet… there’s no way he was banging Megyn”
I find this humorous – mostly because as a man that’s 5’6 I have sex with a lot of women both taller and shorter than me, and I can’t tell you how many times a woman will stop as we walk past a window that has our reflection and be floored that she’s taller than I am. The fact is that women have a laundry list of things they “want” in a man, but when there is a man they want in front of them – that list goes out the window and all they focus on is the man they want – everything else is secondary.
So height, money, success, etc… are ALL secondary to the tingles she gets when she’s with you. So forget all of the non-sense – it’s YOU that matters to a woman – everything else is secondary to her desire for you. It is that simple. If you think it’s something else, it’s because you are lacking in the thing that women want and it’s not your money, height, or anything else – it’s all about how she feels when she is with you. And it is up to you to make her feel that way…
Reminds me of Christie Brinkley when she was plotting her divorce from Billy Joel. Uptown Girl was going on camping trips and ski expeditions and crawling into sleeping bags with young boys to keep warm as a survival tactic. Megyn is the same. One wonders if there is anyone in NYC she HAS’NT fucked.
Me. I’m from NYC and I haven’t fucked Megyn yet.
Reblogged this on MGTOW 2.0.
BTW, missed by all. Chickiepoo is braless. And since nobody can tell (other than the true specialists such as myself), that means she’s not turned on by Blazer Boy.
CH fail on this one. Blazer Boy is beta. Sadly it appears that we are all mortal. 🙁.
Or she was cornered by an autistic young Republican and just tried to be nice.
Notice the dress mismatch: they aren’t together.
If Megyn Kelly said to anyone on here, ” Please fuck me! Please!,” you’d rip off here tank top and pound her into the next floor down.
Observe the Blue Blazer and the slack on Blue Blazor’s left side. He snuggled up to the chick, she backed up. He grabbed her to stop her from backing up. Beta all the way baby,
No, no, no, Heartiste….She was banging Brit Hume. This tale has been recounted by multiple sources. That’s how she rose up so fast with average good looks and being yet another blonde Fox babe with a JD. (She may have banged this midget as well, but the Hume bang is where the real story begins for this slut). My assumption is she banged O’Cuckly as well. I just get that vibe…..
The best way to answer this, IMHO, is go back to go all way back to the root definition of “alpha”. And that can be adumbrated as the qualities manifested by a man that compel bangable women to push their tits against his chest while he fingers their bra strap. In public..
He looks like he’s saying, with pride of ownership, “Look at my little sister Megyn. Isn’t she all growed up?”
…but her boob pressing into his chest tells you she isn’t his little sister.
The “college student,” in my opinion, looks like a bobble head doll.