2014 is in the history books, and that means it’s time to put the travails of the past year’s most pathetic beta males on display in a cleansing ritual of public humiliation.
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BOTY Candidate #1 is Jason Stanford, a real shitlib who spends two pages excusing his wife’s decision to leave him forever for a one-way ticket to Mars, and snarking at internet commenters who, rightfully, question his wife’s commitment to him and their marriage.
More to the point was “buck,” whose keen insight resulted in this trenchant observation: “Going to Mars and abandoning your husband and children forever? Brave? Hardly. Selfish? Most definitely.”
Sonia had not learned the first rule of the Internet: never read the comments. Excited to see the reaction to the story, she read, aghast, as strangers sat in anonymous judgment of our marriage. What started as a brave woman claiming her ambition had become a public hazing.
“I want you to tell me honestly,” she said, tears welling in her eyes. “Am I being a bad wife?”
Neil Armstrong probably never had to ask his wife this.
That’s because Neil Armstrong had a return trip ticket which his wife expected him to punch. Oh, that and the fact that the sexes are psychologically different, and women can’t help but admire and romantically desire adventurous, risk-taking men.
If she goes the distance, I will evolve into a professional astronaut wife, […]
I’ll be Mr. Sonia Van Meter for the rest of my life, showing up to cut the ribbon at Sonia Van Meter High School and telling her story here on Earth. I joke about endorsing products (“While my wife is exploring Mars, I’m doing the laundry with new Cosmos Detergent. It’s out of this world!”)…
Beta males secretly wish they were born female, in the pre-feminist era.
And though remarrying isn’t an option
Scarcity mentality. Whatta brave Narrative Conformist.
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BOTY Candidate #2 was submitted by reader trbowman. We’ll call this beta, “Sorry to bother” guy.
Hello. I’m a big fan of your site and I think I’ve learned a lot so far, and continue to peruse the archives in an effort to learn more. This gal I follow on twitter posted a screencap of this guy who asked her out via facebook message in pathetic fashion. Where does one began with this debacle? I quite literally cringed reading his side of the conversation. Could he be an OMEGA of the month candidate?
Overly logical? Check. Excessively deferential? Check. Effetely passive-aggressive? Check. Defensively cagey? Check. Socially awkward? Check. Self-sabotaging? Check.
“Sorry to bother” might be the clearest three words that describe the beta male psychology. It really says it all.
“I’m sorry to intrude into the shadow of your mile-high pedestal I have constructed out of roses and love poems with my insolent male protuberance. I shall endeavor to make my presence as unobtrusive and unremarkable as my desperate unslaked horniness will allow, and heaven forfend if my simple offer of an asexual chat should distress you in any way, but as I said, it’s all up to you, and by the way… haha?”
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BOTY Candidate #3 is Michael Tolvo, a stalker niceguy with NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE who just likes to message birthday wishes to a girl he doesn’t know, year after year, because his penis is bursting with that much unspent semen his heart is bursting with that much love.
Ya know, if after four years your beta orbiter strategy isn’t working, you might want to consider trying something less cowardly. There are only so many hours in a life.
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BOTY Candidate #4 is the skinnyfat masochist in this picture:
I understand that self-deprecation can occasionally work as a courtship tactic, along the lines of the Handicap Principle, but there are limits to just how shamelessly one can embarrass oneself before the girl starts to take him at his self-abnegating word. Indulging a fuggy fug’s sadistic urge to insult you, and taking it all in with a smarmy, self-satisfied grin on your face, crosses that line from charming ironic posturing to cringing loser groveling. Lena Dumpham approved.
This beta would have instantly elevated himself to alpha status had he been wearing a shirt that read, “I’m with Fatty”. But he didn’t, because character is destiny.
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BOTY Candidate #5 is a beta male of incomparable cluelessness.
A common trait of the species betamaleicus menstruatius is a pronounced urge to assume the best of any woman, no matter the countervailing evidence, and to accept the worst about himself, no matter the insult to his manhood. Short of sitting in a corner and watching his girl take another dick in her hole, there is no evidence in the world that will cure a beta male of his scarcity mentality. He will find a way to reconcile his cuckolding, because he’s that hard up for pussy. (Or he believes pussy is that hard to acquire.) And so what you get is what you see here: A beta who believes his woman’s flimsiest lies and reinforces his infinite weakness with a clingy “I love you baby” coda.
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The voting:
Darwin
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article5305722.html
Far worse case from the comments on slate star codex:
http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/01/01/untitled/#comment-169958
“Do you think it’s possible that shaming of male sexuality could drive a cis man to pursue gender transition? This is relevant to me personally.
In my freshman year of uni I had never had a girlfriend, or even many platonic friends. I was the quiet awkward shy male type. I tried reading a book on evolutionary mating strategies, and I was heartbroken when I learned about Bateman’s principle (female sexuality is a resource that males must compete for). I wished my sexuality was a resource people would compete for.
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A few months later I started fantasizing about being a woman. Not that I thought women had it easier than men, I still defended feminism on the forums I visited. But I couldn’t shake the feeling that I would be happier as a woman. After about five years of fantasizing I was a woman, I read Ozy’s post that said something like “If you want to be trans, you’re trans.” So now I’m on the path to transition.”
This guy is beta of the lifetime.
Too shy to get laid – cuts off his balls (literally).
Note how leftists always distort the language to cover the truth. “to pursue gender transition”. He doesn’t change his sex, the brain is still male and the body is still male internally. He just cuts off his penis and uses daily hormone treatment to cover that fact.
Transvestites are a violent, sick bunch. I read about how those who regret cutting off their penis are attacked and threatened by death to silence them. This the media will never reveal. Transvestites are of course left-wing extremists, all of them, since this is the ultimate anti-nature and anti-Life act. So they use the left-wing extremist tool, terrorism. They are no doubt in contact with communist terrorist groups when they do this. These groups exist all over the West and attack thousands of people every year, but the media cover it up.
Was browsing at ROK and linked to Roosh’s new gamer reaxion blog article- what caught my eye is this article was about a game that EA put out where there are gay characters and transgender characters in it….and they wrote in a PC bullshit script to try and accommodate LGBT gamers feelings etc…
article was about how the game was crap and did horrible in sales, like under 800k vs grand theft auto of the same development caliber doing over 20M…
LOL…
honestly the leftoid-schizzo machine is going to run out of things to force “tolerate”……and try to integrate as normal…
what’s next….tranny NFL cheerleaders?
what’s next….tranny NFL cheerleaders?
Don’t give them ideas. I think there’s already tranny fashion models.
Transvestites are a violent, sick bunch. I read about how those who regret cutting off their penis are attacked and threatened by death to silence them. This the media will never reveal. Transvestites are of course left-wing extremists, all of them, since this is the ultimate anti-nature and anti-Life act.
*Transsexuals. Transvestites are simply weird men who like to dress up in women’s clothing from time to time, like Rudy Giuliani.
The average white schlub NFL fan is ALREADY knee-hi deep in negro worship and ButtMunch cuckold-by-proxy syndrome, so…
… what could be MORE a propos than getting gingered up by tranny cheerleaders?
Walking around wearing another man’s name on your shirt.
Doesn’t get more pathetic than that.
Won’t be long until they have it tattooed on their asses.
And they wonder why white women…aw f*** it.
This sounds extreme but you’re right. I witnessed as recently as last year gay and trans communists protesting the AVFM men’s rights conference.
Good point, the first sex-change freak I met when I was 21, I was still pre-pill but even at that point there was something deeply wrong and unnatural about someone wanting to change their sex.
Now that there’s no downside to being gay, I’ve seen more than a couple of “gay” high-school-aged guys who I think were just betas who “came out” for the attention and acceptance that goes with being a gay celebrity these days. To their credit, they seemed to be having more fun than the usual agonized orbiters.
Yeah, that does seem to be a phenomenon: young lesser betas, often mixed-race for some reason (white dudes: want a gay son? Marry a nonwhite woman!), and almost always raised by left-wing parents. One such case I know turned gay after claiming he “respected women too much,” and after hanging out with a flamer in his social circle who apparently convinced him. Go figure…
That’s the intent of gay liberation- a bisexual society.
“I read Ozy’s post that said something like “If you want to be trans, you’re trans.” So now I’m on the path to transition.””
Got to love that, some other fag said cut your dick off and he dutifully complied. lol
I was just going to link to that article, code name “The Omegas are restless”.
Most of this sort of guys problems really seem to be due to public education, now better known as mass indoctrination. They are the science club spocks who just take the shit they’re told by authority figures too seriously. (“Why would Tenured Instructor Shitlibbe lie to us? Doing so would be highly illogical, so I shall unquestioningly believe whatever she says.”) It then takes at least a few years or decades to vomit up the force-fed blue pills.
At least he’s self aware enough to acknowledge the possibility that his orientation may be due to something other than genetics. Most gays (and their Leftist groupies) won’t even allow that kind of discussion e.g. “I was born this way, and if you say otherwise, you’re a bigot!”
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I believe the last one to be fake. Anyway, it is more omega than beta…
1. This gets my vote. He brags about how ready he is to be lonely for the rest of his life so his wife can go off and be famous. If she would actually do it I’m sure he would bask in his fame as her appendix, but after a year, ten years, twenty years, how would it feel to come back to an empty home every day? Incredibly stupid. But he’d never admit it.
2. Posting smileys and hahas at the end of messages for no reason is a female thing. It’s dumb when women do it and dumber when men do it. Why would he say “or if you would like to come over all up to you just offering ha ha”? Would he laugh at that point in real life? No. So why do it online? If he wants to emphasize a light-hearted tone he should add an exclamation point, not a ha ha.
3. All Gypsies are either criminals themselves or have criminals in their family who they cover for. This is well established by research. They are robbers, thieves, purse snatchers, drug dealers and rapists. In ex-Yugoslavia and Albania they run forced prostitution where women are raped day after day. Men there in particular like to have sex with pregnant women, as they can imagine they are humiliating another man by raping his wife, so they force the women to get pregnant over and over again and then kill the children when they are born. To use “Gypsy Ting” as a name online is disgusting.
4. Scrawny men shouldn’t get beards and tattoos in the hope it will make them look manly. It just makes them look lazy.
5. “thats true its never my fault its always the guys fault” Instant break-up right there even if she wouldn’t say she slept naked with a guy. Feminists are repulsive. Luckily I think most women would disagree with this comment about “never my fault”, but the fact that even one can write it is a sign that things have gone wrong. Democracy, unfortunately, lets the freaks crow freely, and even when they are not in control of politics they do enough damage.
‘4. Scrawny men shouldn’t get beards and tattoos in the hope it will make them look manly. It just makes them look lazy.’
Scrawny men would benefit from the gym the most. Earn the right to grow a beard after you gained some muscle.
“Earn the right to grow a beard after you gained some muscle?”
This.
“Earn the right to grow a beard after you gained some muscle.”
Dumbest thing I’ve ever read. You should consider killing yourself. Seriously, you’re fucking stupid (which is normal for am eat head retard).
Gentlemen…note this example as what not to do when stating a retort.
Earl, it’s only to be expected when you gore the Rabbi’s ox.
Dumbest thing I’ve ever read. You should consider killing yourself. Seriously, you’re fucking stupid (which is normal for am eat head retard).
Weird reaction to the simple suggestion that you not grow a beard. Must have hit a nerve.
#1 space cuckold got my vote. no contest.
To disregard the fact your wife is 100% destroying the family and is OK with it, not put up a fight to oppose it, then embrace the decission and commit to celibacy….
BOTY 2014.
runner up is facebook naive retard. The others seem just your garden variety beta ignorance going through the motions.
+1
Got a question for you, (or anyone with an opinion) about the use of smileys in texts. I have a tendency to use the smile/wink when texting girls due to the fact that I have a pretty dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I tease quite a bit, and girls have a tendency to not realize when I’m only joking around and flipping them some shit. In face to face interactions I use tone of voice, and facial/non-verbal cues to convey that I’m not being serious, and I usually come across as a sarcastic, fun asshole. But over text, they tend to read me as just being a straight up asshole/asshole. Without a way to communicate that I’m only giving her a hard time, a lot of what I’d say might cause meltdowns. I understand that’s not necessarily a bad thing every once in a while, but It’d get pretty tiresome if I had to deal with some chick flipping out every time I have a text conversation with her. Any suggestions?
Regarding number 1, what’s the downside? He gets rid of the bitch without a messy divorce and is free to do what he wants. Plus he becomes famous. Many men would wish for this kind of opportunity. If there’s a paycheck involved, are there banks and shops on Mars?
You have a good point. A shrewd man who was keen on getting rid of his wife would encourage her going to Mars both in private and publicly. Can’t let her change her mind if the intent is to avoid divorce rape.
Yes, but presumably he enjoys spending time with his wife, that’s the premise for including it. It’s like when a guy is being cuckolded and says he’s fine with it – if he truly has no interest in his own wife then of course it matters less, but most likely that isn’t the case.
My favorite bit on #1 is how she’s “realizing her ambition.”
Like, bitch, you’ve got kids now. If you and your hubby are cool with never seeing each other again, that’s fine, but abandoning your children for no good reason (distinguished from the men who set sail around the planet in the 1600s as a means of earning a living) is criminal.
“Sorry to bother” guy – I felt sorry for him. “Happy Birthday stalker” – he’s mentally ill. “I’m with beta masochist” – looks YKWish so fuck him he deserves his misery. “Clueless cuck chump” – looks just a little young and gullible in the pictures [he’ll grow up real soon now, welcome to the Red Pill young man]. “Supportive shitlib who welcomes his interplanetary cucking” – okay, the tone of voice is simply too nauseating and reeks of SWPL arrogance and condescension. Plus he’s got to be at least in his late 20s or early 30s – can’t blame it on youthful naivete anymore. That’s your BOTY right there.
The first case is the most unusual and cringe-inducing. The rest aren’t that unusual, though instructive as cautionary examples. As usual, an incisive post from our host.
‘Beta males secretly wish they were born female, in the pre-feminist era.’
In the feminist era they can be as effeminate as the want.
It’s a minor point, but I think it should say “lower betas” or “feminist men”. Most men are betas and they are not like that guy. Betas can be great business leaders, inventors, statesmen, officers. Likewise, those who are alphas with women can be unsuccessful in other areas, although chances are they are more successful than the average. The alpha/beta terminology was adopted in the manosphere as a way to determine success with women. Yes, it comes from wolves, where alpha wolves are the leaders of all, but the reason it was adopted by the manosphere is that when distinguishing itself from the PUAsphere from whence it came it could no longer use the “PUA” designation.
“The alpha/beta terminology was adopted in the manosphere as a way to determine success with women.”
Agreed.
And many readers forget or disregard this. Seen so many worthless threads going on for way too long trying to define Alpha and Beta and all of the various gradations between each.
But ya, as I mentioned earlier, space cuckold dude for sure beta-tard.
I never liked the whole scale being based off success with women anyway. They basically morph into whatever shape the man they are with presents them with.
Real tangible success a man displays are a better indicator. Character and fortitude.
And if a man’s success is based off making a woman happy…he isn’t going to have much.
Earl knocks another one outta the park.
Given female hypergamy, alpha/beta distinguishes between those traits that the female naturally desires most, within shifting contexts (fuck/mate). Demonstrated alpha traits cause a female to abandon one male for another based on which has the higher status.
I agree completely, it seems there is this huge ‘gets laid = ALPHA male’ but even trash can get laid by trash.
Hey, earl. Kill yourself, please.
No thanks.
Hey, kimura, when we want to hear from an asshole, we’ll break wind.
Then again, beware, it might be your mating call… you fairy.
Troll uses the name of a famous judo practitioner to bask in his light. Weird guy.
I would have voted for the clueless guy but the girlfriend’s text makes this seem fake, like when she says it is never her fault when she has drunk sex with other guys, that it is always guys fault.
That does not sound believable.
Do young women really say such things?
‘Do young women really say such things?’
Well we live in a time where the world’s message is women are deemed princesses and can do no wrong while men are Satan incarnate. It wouldn’t surprise me if they regurgitate that message.
“women are deemed princesses and can do no wrong while men are Satan incarnate”
Oh man, this slayed me. Hilarious. Good to see you around Earl.
Of course, Satan incarnate would be a step up for betas.
That is an extreme statement. The majority of women would not agree that it’s “never the woman’s fault”. If you’d look at advice columns, I’m sure they would never say that it’s never the woman’s fault when she cheats. They would most likely berate her for doing it.
Honestly man, it’s hard to tell. It does seem fake…
…but it will never cease to surprise me the retarded stuff these young millenial women (and even older ones) say and write. And the beta weakness of men…
“Do young women really say such things?”
Yes
Is it my imagination, or are this years beta candidates just marginally less castrated than previous years? And if so, does that imply a tiny but perceptible improvement in general male standards, or is it merely that the worst betadom isn’t hitting the press like it used to (perhaps because it’s becoming even more commonplace)?
I recall the beta guy who forgave his cheating wife when he found out his kid wasn’t his, and stayed with her and continued to raise the kid…
Beta of the century
And don’t forget the girl who fellated seven or so Blacks, and when presented with picture proof online her boyfriend said that “we have talked it over and I forgive her”. When as CH noted, he should have said “whatever dude, now I’m done with her and it doesn’t matter to me what she does”.
Gunslinger suggested the reply along the lines of “yeah, my one dick has the trade in value of seven black dicks”
gregi knocked that one out of the park, for sure.
Arbiter,
That guy would have been my first choice. When presented with the evidence he forgave her? What a cockhold waiting to happen.
Raising the other man’s kid is beta of the century?Oh..common a typical story.
This actually is the most common story on the russian equivalent of a “red pill” or men support forum. Men growing other men kids, agreeing to man-up etc.
There is a pandemic of paternity fraud in those countries.
This is much less prevalent in the west. I believe it is because women are less coy and more honest in the west (no need to lie to a man, cause she knows the government will take care of the kid anyways)
I suggested a hell of a lot more than 7
he he he
any color and still not equal
ill toss a number though
48×60=2880
2880/3=960
so 960 to equal on time anyway he he he
“And don’t forget the girl who fellated seven or so Blacks, and when presented with picture proof online her boyfriend said that “we have talked it over and I forgive her”.
I was wondering where that dude was, as well. When I read the title of the post, that guy immediately came to mind as a shoe in. I was somewhat surprised to see that he didn’t even make the finals.
CH probably simply forgot about that case. No biggie, we’ll remember – along with everyone who knows her. Forever.
The last one, the guy displaying his life on facebook comes off as fake. How could that occur? The girl just blatantly says “It’s never my fault it’s always the guy’s fault”. Only an actor or a supremely immoral person would say that. I voted for the wife of wife astronaut guy. What an extraordinary thing to call himself a wife. So I would like to ask him, if his wife falls in love with a man on the mission with her, is he supposed to accept that also? This is essentially a one way divorce. Maybe she despised her life/husband so much that she was willing to abandon even her children to follow an escapist pipe dream of starting over on another planet.
Here’s a clue… If a woman says she didn’t do something… She did it… It’s just the way women are. So to the clueless cuckold chump… You are a mega-loser – you deserve everything you get…
Hambones, one and all…
Normally I would say the clown with the snarky fug in tow… but they both look like YKW, so that bullshit is their business. Yentas are born to hate men because their religion teaches them from the cradle that they’re second-tier… and the men, well… they have a strange combo of selbst hass and hubris-cum-chutzpah, so who knows what depths of self-depravity they’re capable of?
The Mars guy I can see getting top votes, but he seems like it’s just lip-service on something that can never happen anyway, so why not play along? Disgustingly beta, true… but…
I have to go with the naive clown who believed the story of the “he was naked but I didn’t look/I’m not a whore” whore.
My opinion… your mileage may vary.
> ““he was naked but I didn’t look/I’m not a whore””
He looked so young in the pictures. Weren’t we all that kid at some point in our youths? I see him swallowing a great big golfball-sized Red Pill in the very near future.
The furthest down the line I ever was in my youth is the “sorry, didn’t mean to bother you” kind of guy. I thought I was just being polite. lzozlzozlzozlozlozl
I MIGHT have given him a bit of slack, had he NOT ended with that “I love you baby”…
… shoulda said something like, “Well, I’m gonna keep an eye on you anyway, dirty girl.”
The whole “gf went out and got drunk last night” would have been a “stopped reading” deal-breaker for me.
You mean rationalizing away things women say and/or do…sure it happens in our youth. But dollars to donuts that kid subconsciously knew it was a cock and bull story…he just didn’t want to admit it.
But I don’t know how big a hamster a gentlemen could have to rationalize away a gf being naked drunk next to an ex bf. 2+2 in my mind = sex.
Right, but we were all 17yo/18yo/19yo high school seniors/college freshmen/sophomores once, who had a girlfriend cheat on us. I know I did – my first “serious” semi-adult girlfriend cheated on me with some dude on a beach trip and a second time with some dude in a local rock band. Jesus H Christ did I wake up and smell the coffee after that – no more Mr Nice Guy – I completely unleashed the slumbering giant and became a PLAYAH amongst playahz.
Upon my epiphany, I cried out:
“FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!”
#1 is quite literally out of this world as the winner. How much do you gentlemen want to wager that if this Mars mission happens that she will share her sleeping pod with the inevitable black(s) in the program’s diversity quota?
> “inevitable black(s) in the program’s diversity quota”
Black star wars lead, black James bond, black Annie…
black salad, black shrimp, black chicken, black soup, black water…
The YKW j00lywood machine is out of control with this crap…
Was that first simian visage actually going to be the lead?
Sigh… and here I was just getting over NOT getting to the theatre to see Annie.
Target Under Fire For Using White Model In ‘Annie’ Clothing Ads
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3242439/posts
@GE
Honestly I’m making an assumption, but given how short the teaser was and from IMDB he’s towards the top of the list. It seemed rather ‘placed’ to market to black youth in the trailer IMO.
Fuck tho, it’s so out of control. There is no way Hollywood would produce a “Shaft 3″ with Dolph Lundgren or something…but no problem to flip the race card on white classic film.
What’s next a WW2 period film with President Eisenhower being played by Denzel Washington?
I guess we can’t complain… I heard Reese Witherspoon was slated to play Rosa Parks.
lzozlzozzlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozl
And in the new Fantastic Four movie (yet another “reboot”) the Human Torch is played by a Black, Michael Jordan. Mr Fantastic is placed by a part-Jew, Miles Teller. Invisible Woman (formerly Invisible Girl but that was changed in the comics) is played by Kate Mara, who is a White leftist (vegan) who used to date the part-Chinese Max Minghella when the movie was made. In a healthy society that would have shut the door for her to any job in the media. The Thing will be played by Jamie Bell, a White man. (The Thing himself has been turned into a Jew in the comics.) So two non-Whites and two Whites. That’s racist to let two of the roles be played by Whites.
The mystery meat Alba always left me cold and thus the first two flicks never really got off the ground.
Although it was a stroke of budgetary genius, saving make-up costs, by casting Chiklis as The Thing.
When I first saw the black storm trooper, I expected him to say, “Man, we ain’t found shit!”
lzozololzololz
(waves hand slowly in front of trooper’s eyes)
“These are not the moon pies you seek.”
The mystery meat Alba always left me cold and thus the first two flicks never really got off the ground.
Agreed. But my girlfriend at the time liked that first movie precisely because it was light-hearted and just an adventure, basically. Which is why the media’s critics said it was shallow. If a story doesn’t have a leftist message, like the anti-“racist” Harry Potter crap, they say it is shallow.
Same with the movie for John Carter of Mars. Also, the media buried that one, declaring early on that it was bad so people wouldn’t watch it, because the novel describes what Indians really are like. The Tharks in the story are like Amerindians: cruel, primitive, sadistic, with no philosophy that stands in the way of endless war between tribes, and no innovation because you can only own the most basic things and the rest are owned collectively so there’s no point for you to make an effort.
Like the did with The Honeymooners film with Cedric Never Entertains. Film earned dick at the box office
The most glaring example of critic bias happened back in the mid-nineties…
Armageddon got lukewarm reviews, but Independence Day was touted to the skies.
The former, an equally-good-or-better popcorn movie to the latter, and I would argue far, far, FAR more logical, within the limits of suspending disbelief.
But the latter had the YKW genius to save the world, and the shuckin’ jivin’ fighter pilot with NASA dreams and the ‘exotic dancer’ mom to rescue the First Lady.
Good thing those alien computers were compatible with Apple’s operating system. :duckface:
What’s next a WW2 period film with President Eisenhower being played by Denzel Washington?
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Ever seen Eisenhower’s mother?
The most glaring example of critic bias happened back in the mid-nineties…
Armageddon got lukewarm reviews, but Independence Day was touted to the skies.
They also buried Bonfire of the Vanities, calling it a “turkey”, a clever word. Because the movie showed a Jewish mayor and a Black leader exploiting a case of a White woman (but they thought it was her White male passenger) accidentally running over a Black robber with her car when she tried to get away. They buried it even though the judge was Black. And it was the Black judge who got to hold a “let’s be decent” speech at the end of the movie to shut up the Al Sharpton character who had just called him racist.
I think the movie’s biggest offense was showing the race of the Jewish mayor of New York. “Suddenly I’m ‘racist Hymie’! I’m no ‘racist Hymie’.” …and then he gives the order to support the Al Sharpton character and bury the White driver.
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How much do you gentlemen want to wager that if this Mars mission happens that she will share her sleeping pod with the inevitable black(s) in the program’s diversity quota?
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You are not going to Mars white man.
You never even landed on the moon. Apollo 11 was jooish theater to distract you from the looting operation that is your government.
When the I$$ is de-orbited in the 2020s it will not be replaced.
And we even went back to make sure we didn’t get there the first time.
:duckface:
You should have changed from ‘thwack’ to ‘Rerun’… this fake landing meme of yours was already exhausted in 2014.
C’mere so’s I can smack the black off’n yo’ haid.
Thwack pipe, your sock puppet frustrations are gay.
Tell us more about the Nigerian Space Program, McThwack.
Happy Kwanza Thwack!
If it won’t be replaced its only because we have been ruined financially from having to support all you loser porch monkeys. This would be a great country if it weren’t for n*ggers and j*ws.
I won’t be going to Mars… I’ll be cleansing this planet.
If the twelve moon landings had been fake there would be no repercussions for one of the thousands of people involved if he decided to come forward. The media would love it as it would be another attack on Western accomplishment. Whoever came forward could make money writing a book about it that the media would inevitably promote.
We HAD to go back a few times, just to make sure we were never really there. Don’cha know?
Poor Thwack. I guess we can strap some nogs to weather balloons so blacks can have their own space program. We had moon men. You had moon crickets.
Thwack
The Soviet Union was in on the conspiracy too. That’s why they never said the moon landings were faked.
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I won’t be going to Mars… I’ll be cleansing this planet.
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The only thing cleansed will be your wallet; the government will use it to build a probe to search youranus.
I work on an installation that has one of the very largest and most critical NASA operations- literally dozens of very large office buildings and testing centers. The testing centers are factory sized and there are several of them within a mile of my office. That’s a lot of money being wasted on a hoax and Arbiter is correct, someone would have blown the whistle by now. Most of the astronauts who saw aliens have already spoken up about it, despite being sworn to secrecy. Why wouldn’t someone else blow the whistle on such a huge lie?
It’s the only way it would get government funding.
Bet your life savings the next Bond is black. And there will be no moaning like with the ‘blonde Bond’.
Nor will anyone watch it either.
Few people today even know who the character Little Orphan Annie was. The comic strip was an American icon for decades and very well written. This new version of Annie is another film I won’t be watching. Star Wars with nogs in the lead will be another.
You forgot the guy whose girlfriend was filmed sucking 12 black cocks, but forgave her anyway, all while trying to appear “street.”
Ah yeah forgot that guy… that was awesome
It’s always the guy(s)’ fault
I guess he figured that, after the first four or five, she wasn’t really serious about any them.
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He was my clear winner for the year too.
I believe that guy had a mental problem.No normal human would behave this way.
We should not judge mentally handicapped.
lol, I used to ask girls out like #2 in high school. It’s how we were taught to do it. It was part of a two prong system.
1. Make the beta set up his rejection halfway (our BOTY might just be 3 fourths)
2. Filter out the betas foolish enough to take the advice.
As has been said in the manosphere, all mainstream dating advice applies to the George Clooneys and Bradley Coopers of the world, men who have demonstrated enough value to pull a girl with the weakest of game. The other 97% of us have to work for it.
The advice is made by wannabe men who type what a guy would want in a girl (absolute submissiveness and physical attractiveness) and tosses it back at guys hoping it’ll stick.
And yet, my vote goes for Cuck. I know a hundreds of betas and women who would defend the “sorry to bother you” method but I know even most of these people could not tell me with a straight face that Cuck wasn’t getting cucked.
The rationalization is something you can’t even entirely blame his girlfriend for. HE GIVES IT TO HER. I’m sure she would have spout that “not my fault” shit eventually but he didn’t even have the little requirement of testicular fortitude needed to take a stand. Most betas would have taken at worst a passive agressive stand.
A higher beta would have dumped her over Facebook and cried and moved on to the next one. Ms Slutbag herself didn’t even expect him to buy the tragical bullshit excuse she gave him. There’s an odd subtext in that conversation where they both know she cheated and he tells her there’s nothing he can do about it.
My personal rule is that if a guy is an Omega, it is impossible for him to have a girlfriend as they either reject the market out of spite (Elliot Rodger) or their value is so low they repel the 2/10’s that are in there (Chris-Chan). But Cuck tests it.
#5 Hands down.
The stalker is just a stalker, the first is just a male feminist idiot. “I don’t mean to bother” guy is a chump. The last guy? Definitely going to raise another guy’s offspring.
I think the kid who killed himself because his parents didn’t let him try out “being” a girl should be a contender. At any rate he wasn’t a woman, women take pills and seek attention, they don’t kill themselves by jumping in front of trucks.
Yes, but the first one is different from the rest in that he resolves to live alone for the rest of his life, and to deprive his children of their mother. For the rest the act is temporary and they could hopefully do better things later in life.
I don’t think #3 should be on the list at all. From the provided information, we have no idea what else the guy is doing in his life besides taking 4-8 seconds out of his life every year to send a text. He may not even do that, it could easily be a bot or just autoprogrammed into a “birthday text” app. He could be happily married or banging 300 women a year or just a teacher or mentor or other completely non-erotic relationship to the girl. Heck, the Volkswagen dealer sends me a birthday greeting every year and I sold my GTI a couple of years ago. I don’t think it’s a sign that he wants to f*ck me. Although, now that I think about it….
the guy doing the giggly face at his fat, ugly, indian girl? Yup, that’s a beta. Of course, it’s all too common for men to do the guggle guggle ha ha at being insulted.
Aren’t they both gyppos (aka indians)? So who cares…
CH,
You need an “All of the above” vote button.
I gotta go with Clueless (#5), just because it is so over the top that I find it hard to believe.
“we didn’t have sex or anything” … lozllozllozl… then why are you bringing it up?
Exactly.
Lol u fool. You stole #3 from me. I tweeted that to you last year. Rofl. I know that chick. She’s a flight attendant.
Identify her.
Shes from China. Is a flight attendant for United Airlines. Shes a 5/10 unless you have a fetish for Asian women.
Meh. Pass.
What’s her name?
>”But he didn’t, because character is destiny.”
I love you CH. Note: George Eliot (i.e. Mary Anne Evans) often quoted Novalis on this. She knew what was on.
In those text exchanges, the guys sound like the girl I’m banging who went off the rails after I pulled back…here’s the exchange…
The 27 year old I met last month….
First she was pushing back, I gamed her. She flaked first time we were to meet up 2 minutes before our scheduled date saying she was “sick”.
Time passes, I game her, we meet for drinks. She’s all about banging. Then she claims I talk about sex too much–after she brings up 3-somes with her friends etc. I bang her again, she stays over.
A few days later on Christmas day we meet up for drinks, bang our brains out, she stays over, I make breakfast. She complains about my cooking: too salty, too sour. I bang her again.
Then a few days pass, New Year’s Eve approaches, I have plans. She never asks me what I’m doing and I don’t tell her. I text her that “comfort” text: “Thinking of my baby”. Nothing all day. She texts me at 7pm “Busy day”.
I ignore her–no “Happy New Year”–I don’t care really because I’m hosting a party and gaming other girls. I text her “Happy New Year, want to see my baby”. Nothing from her 24 hours. “I want to see you too”.
So I text her “Let’s meet up. Am free later tonight for drinks.”
Then I get a barrage of nonsense texts: “drink n then sex if that’s all you want no need to contact me again.”
Hmmm….this drama. Girl just wants to bang. Girl feels guilty about banging. Girl brings up threesomes. Girl backs off. Me: keeping my frame.
Me: I’m a man and make no apologies for wanting you as a woman. Too many guys hide their desires, maybe that might be a better fit for you.”
Her:”Hundreds of guys asking me for a drink if that’s what I want I would die from alcohol intoxication. thought you were different.
me: If you don’t want to see me, I understand. But don’t say I’m like every other guy
Her: When I say I feel unwell they send medicine cool pads to me, they care if I’m fine or not. U don’t give a fuck. U disappear whenever you want to. only find me when u have need. My mistake to have given you chances. I apologize. U don’t care from day 1 I shouldn’t have expected that”.
I didnt’ reply.
As for the “lack of comfort” you guys will suggest. That’s not the case here. The “hundreds of guys” line I think works on guys who are thirsty. I looked at that and laughed. I don’t think any guy she’s been with has ever done what I did and it’s driving her crazy.
you keep saying all she wants to do is bang. where are you getting that impression from? she’s pulling away big time and has indicated several times in many different ways that she wants more than just banging. maybe more comfort, more rapport, whatever.
something doesn’t add up.
@blart What she “says” and what she “Does” are two different things. She engages in all sorts of sexting, talk of three-somes. Then I suggest meeting up…she accuses me of only wanting her for sex.
She’s conflicted between what she wants and what she thinks she should be doing.
This “hundreds of guys” are after me talk…comes from a place of trying to control and in my case not having any.
She loves it and she is conflicted by it.
Hamster in over-drive.
Well, maybe the Happy Birthday thing could be a cheap “long con” strategy for picking up chicks, if he’s using it on lots of women simultaneously.
…eh, nah.
From the White History Today blog: on this day in 1822 Rudolf Clausius was born in Köslin, Germany. He is was the first to state the basic ideas of the second law of thermodynamics and he introduced to science the concept of entropy. In 1492 the last Moor invader of Spain, Muhammad XII, surrendered to King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, completing the Reconquista of Spain. And more.
Yesterday, in 1873, German-American Gustave Whitehead was born in Bavaria. He built early flying machines and their engines. Yesterday in 1801 Italian Giuseppe Piazzi discovered Ceres, the smallest dwarf planet in the solar system. And yesterday in 1515 Francis I was crowned king of France; a major patron of the arts, culture and philosophy he laid the groundwork for the Renaissance in France. And more.
I wonder what the betas in the list think of these things. Real progress made by real men. They probably think it’s all too masculine, violent, too technical, and irrelevant, as the only relevant thing is to destroy the West that made all this progress possible.
History be raciss ‘n sheet.
We mustn’t be prejudiced: today is also the birthday of Isaac Asimov in 1920. This is a Jew whose work I like. He was an atheist and he said that “My father, for all his education as an Orthodox Jew, was not Orthodox in his heart”, and “he didn’t recite the myriad prayers prescribed for every action, and he never made any attempt to teach them to me.” His father came from a family of Russian-Jewish millers and they left the USSR in the early 1920s, when the Jews were riding high in government. So they probably didn’t have any communist sympathies, very unusual.
Isaac Asimov wrote many good novels with no trace of the Left’s morality. His early work was explicitly meant to make young American boys interested in science during the Cold War, especially when the Soviets had sent up Sputnik. The later Foundation trilogy is about restoring the Galactic Empire in a new form by all means, without leftist concerns or deploring “the greed and aggression of the empire” etc as a leftist author would. It is about being analytical and keeping your head cold, very masculine style I would say.
In his stories everyone is White in the far future. Only once in the Trilogy is there an Oriental included, and it is noted that people who look like him “are called Orientals, but no one knows why and they don’t like it”.
His short-story The Last Question was his personal favorite, as well it should be. It came to him as a finished story and he wrote it in one sitting, hardly changing a word. It really drives home the point: what is the one goal that must come before all other? There you have the basis for a whole philosophy. It is Promethean – the forward strive of Life. Funnily, when people wrote to him or called him about “some story they remembered that Asimov might have written, and they had forgotten the name”, it was always this story. It can be found online, recommended.
(By the way, the I, Robot movie with Will Smith is a bastardization of immense proportions. Asimov never included Blacks in his stories, especially not as main characters. Only once that I can recall is it mentioned that a character is dark-skinned with woolly hair. And his robot stories were specifically about washing away the “Frankenstein syndrome” of earlier writers, where robots invariably turn against humans. And then they make a movie where robots turn against humans, using the name of one of Asimov’s short-story collections and saying it is based on his work.)
U dińdu nuffin’
Truth is the new hate speech.
Good points, Arbiter… and yes, even amongst the Tribe, one can find men of good will.
The rub is, you don’t buy the whole bushel of apples merely because one or two seem okay.
I also like Michael Savage quite a bit. He even thinks Lincoln was a dictator and is well aware we are being deliberately subverted. Britain has banned him from the country, so he must be doing something right.
Lawrence Auster
So no, I don’t see how that is a net victory for mankind like the other ones were.
You say that BACK THEN Whites weren’t more civilized than Arabs. (I don’t care if they’re Muslims or not, Christian Arab/African immigrants behave the same as the Muslims.) But Whites have come up with 97 percent of all inventions since the late Middle Ages. So even if your statement wouldn’t be false, obviously it is good that Whites have increased their territory, giving this enormously innovative race more land to raise people who produce the great inventors.
Whites have a higher average IQ than Arabs, and furthermore, Whites have a wider IQ spread than any other race. Which means that the small group of geniuses who pull the rest of mankind forward will always be Whites. There also seems to be an innovative spark that can’t be measured by IQ, that exists among Whites more than others. One need only look at the high-IQ East Asians, who were stuck in the Middle Ages for many thousands of years without ever inventing the steam engine, let alone electricity.
My last comment was for the ho here below.
“In 1492 the last Moor invader of Spain, Muhammad XII, surrendered to King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, completing the Reconquista of Spain.”
What kind of retard would refer to moors, a group that has been in Spain for 700 years by that point, as invaders?
Furthermore, how is that comparable in any way to the other things? This is a territorial change. It is not an achievement that advanced mankind.
Furthermore, how is that comparable in any way to the other things? This is a territorial change. It is not an achievement that advanced mankind.
If you don’t think it’s progress when white Europeans hold sway over Spain, rather than the Moops, well… you’re just not Penske material.
How could you not call them invaders?
ho is our resident muzzie, so the word “invader” must have gored his ox.
They are still there though … today one psycho-muzzie threatened to blow himself up in a train in Madrid.
A darkie (with 9 crimes and illegal in the country) killed a policeman by throwing him onto an oncoming train when demanded to be ID’ed
Driving away low-IQ peoples that infest White lands, rape White women and steal White people’s wealth always benefits the progress of mankind. But someone naming himself “ho” wouldn’t have the brains to understand that.
“If you don’t think it’s progress when white Europeans hold sway over Spain, rather than the Moops, well… you’re just not Penske material.”
Back then white Europeans weren’t much more civilized than Muslims. Inquisition, witchburnings, wars of religion, slaughtering non believers, expansionism fueled by desire to spread Christianity by the sword. (and wanting Gold)
The Conquistadors were very similar to Ghazis.
The real superiority of the west emerged in the 17th, 18th centuries.
So no, I don’t see how that is a net victory for mankind like the other ones were.
“Back then white Europeans weren’t much more civilized than Muslims.”
As Mr. Transgender Trans-race commenter “Ho” casually glances over the other euro white achievements of the comment to cherry pick and attempt to de-value whites with non sequitor.
Dis ain’t da MSM foo …
This is a territorial change. It is not an achievement that advanced mankind.
They also booted out the Yidlers. How is that not progress?
“As Mr. Transgender Trans-race commenter “Ho” casually glances over the other euro white achievements of the comment to cherry pick and attempt to de-value whites with non sequitor.”
Bullshit. I do not deny European superiority later on. Back then, Christians were very….”backwards”.
“They also booted out the Yidlers. How is that not progress?”
………ok, good point.
I apologize for not taking that into account, lol.
They weren’t invaders anymore than white Americans are today.
Tell that to the Indians…
… woo-woo, not dot, of course.
They were invaders. The land was populated by Whites and the Moors fed off them. The whole operation was parasitism with the intention to keep invading. They repeatedly tried to invade more land but were stopped by the French. Calling them invaders of not, how typical of anti-White scum to try to derail a topic into a discussion of labels by denying the obvious labels.
After a sufficient amount of time passes, you cease being a mere invader and it becomes your land. Fait accompli.
If you want the land back, you have to become an INVADER, take those lands back and keep them. The Spaniards did that, hence why I don’t call them invaders.
It’s stupid calling them invaders in 1492 AD. 800 AD it’s different.
Ho, stop invading the CH Kingdom of Truth with your n166er semantics and alt-tab back to Reddit.
ni66er semantics? Do you know how pale I am?
Also, lol at me browsing plebbit.
a lawyer is only as good as his latest case. people care only about the bad or stupid things u do, even if u were a saint.
The Visigoths yanked Spain away from the Romans, and were there for less time than the Moors.
After a sufficient amount of time passes, you cease being a mere invader and it becomes your land. Fait accompli.
Then how come YT is still having his chops busted by every pismire from Chief Whining Arrow and Princess Rain In Face to Kunta Kinte?
Has to be #5 if it’s true
She keeps poking and twisting the knife, adding suspicious details and denying specifics nobody asked for
Either begging him to call her out or taunting him knowing he won’t say or do anything
Embarrassing
well-done, pointing out those little nuances…
… or maybe we should tip the cap to her for such sublime passive-aggressive play.
‘we didn’t have sex’ + ‘he slept next to me naked.’
2+2 =
We don’t have the capability to send people to Mars, so I don’t understand why this woman is getting credit for anything.
Thus far we’ve only managed Alice to the moon.
Bang, zoom!
One of these days One of these days… Pow! Right in the kisser!
Just throwing ideas here,
maybe she needs a lot of attention and this was one way for her to get it?
or it is a big shit test and the husband failed miserably.
She would basically cut access to her vagina from her husband and would give her vagina to the men who would have gone to Mars with her, yet the husband embraces and celebrates all of this.
The men who would be chosen to go to Mars are in her eyes super Alpha, so she is pretty much promising her husband that as soon as this becomes possible, she will dump him – the beta loser that he is – so she can be with super alpha males and be their sexual slave.
Why do I say sexual slave? well who will stop them from using her any way they want on Mars? she can not call the police, she can not run away or leave.
They are never coming back thus will never face jail time for rape …or murder…
Do you mean the astronauts… or the Martians?
The men who would be chosen to go to Mars are in her eyes super Alpha, so she is pretty much promising her husband that as soon as this becomes possible, she will dump him – the beta loser that he is – so she can be with super alpha males and be their sexual slave.
Well said. It’s amazing how many obvious things are left out from media stories, things that actually matter in normal lives. Such as the fact that she would deny her husband sex and companionship. And that she would obviously have sex with the men on the trip, who she would admire.
There was a study where a man would meet women halfway across a steady bridge, and then halfway across a rickety bridge blowing in the wind. He had more success getting numbers from the women on the rickety bridge, as people are more excited by people they meet under dangerous circumstances, or otherwise out-of-the-ordinary circumstances. (How much easier it is to awaken a woman’s passion when she is on vacation! Or when she is on a trip to Mars, as it were.)
I don’t think this is about a NASA mission but rather the Elon Musk venture to fund a Mars colony. He already has a number of volunteers for the venture. NASA won’t have much to do with it I think.
Elon Mush is an even bigger jooish swindler than NASA; incase you didn’t think it possible.
All of these men are weak candidates compared to the almost weekly stories of female high school teachers who screw (legally rape) their male students, and the teachers’ husbands invariably declare “I’m sticking by her side so we can get through this.”
Mary Kay Letourneau’s husband did the respectable thing by divorcing her, but except for him, the betrayed husbands all seem to stay with their cheating wives. If my grown son did that, I would disown him.
I wish someone would collect data on all the teacher whores who were caught and follow-up on the state of their marriages. There should be lots of data on this subject because I know I read about it constantly in the news.
That’s a great idea, I’d like to see the follow up as well. I nominate Mack since it was his fantastic idea.
I was having difficulty choosing… right up until that last one.
All worthies.
But your post and the new promo(s) featuring Kate Upton for “Game of War” got me to thinking.
There’s one version of the ad where she stands full-frontal at the screen and asks “Will you be my hero?” There’s a lotta beta-boiz out there who immediately, if silently, answer yes, and some of them are over the age of 18. Well over.
But every guy should be asking “Why should I?” Yes, yes, the voluputuous swimsuit model is implying the offer of sex, but since she’s supposed to be the goddess Athena, that’s not really on the table. Apparently that doesn’t matter to the beta’s watching. They’d attempt to “a a hero” and die, if only metaphorically, regardless.
I suggest they belong on the list too.
Is the last one a non obese mudshark? Those chicks are level five personality shiticanes.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously, when the SHTF in the US, I want to be nowhere near these losers.
no kidding. hard to believe a beta could sink this low –
“Conflicting schedules and demanding jobs are causing a number of recently married couples to take unimoons, a post-wedding retreat spent without one’s spouse.”
“Author Bill Powers wrote about his own experience choosing the unimoon path in his new book “New Slow City: Living Simply in the World’s Fastest City.”
“Even as Melissa and I married in a small ceremony with family and close friends, our overworking led us to join the disquieting ‘uni-moon’ trend,” Powers wrote. “Instead of a honeymoon trip together in the busy weeks after our wedding, we each took separate, individual vacations without each other–uni-moons, or what amounted to a few days of free time at the end of separate work trips.”
“While Powers’ wife spent a few days solo in the sunny Dominican Republic, he wandered the romantic streets of Paris alone.”
first thing the wife does is take off for an island full of feral jungle pipe. bill is beta max.
Many such lower betas would sink in a state of Bosnian-style unrest. But many would toughen up more than you’d expect. In such a situation you should give them a chance, one chance, and see what they do with it.
You can take their food and useful implements far more easily than from someone like me, for example.
The sheer frankness of this statement made me double over in laughter. But it’s true. Those betamaxbetabux milquetoast manboobs are going to be easy pickings when the EBT cards run out.
“thats true its never my fault, always the guys fault”
I bet the beta cuck is the one who gave her comment a thumbs up.
“This beta would have instantly elevated himself to alpha status had he been wearing a shirt that read, “I’m with Fatty”. But he didn’t,”
Maybe he is above all that and not into petty childish behavior?
Is that a joke? Or are you just trolling?
Looks like someone’s chubby ox got gored.
It may not be the smartest ox, but you could wash laundry on its abs.
I was talking about juno, bro.
That initial post sounded like it was coming from a girl sensitive about her weight.
I see now that juno is a guy, so my bad.
Women do whatever they want, and dress however they want, in case you never noticed. They wear their stupid flip-flop shoes everywhere, even to work. But men are not allowed to partake in such behavior. Women are accustomed to flying under the radar, and nobody really takes them too seriously. The shirt in this case means nothing, but imagine if the man was wearing it? Then it would mean something important, but most people would take him for a jerk. Men seem to grab onto any pussy they can get, and they sure don’t give a damn what the woman wears. But I would care, because I ain’t no beta.
Fair enough points… but you contradict yourself when you say “The shirt in this case means nothing…”.
It’s her snarky little passive-aggressive gambit and, as you admit, you would care… and rightly so.
the shirt means nothing to him, but it would be a deal-breaker for me. He’s a beta who feels lucky to have any woman on his arm. How do i contradict myself?
He’s crying on the inside.
Other women criticize their clothes heavily, though.
But things are apparently different in the U.S. from the rest of the West. When I have seen American foreign students in large groups, they always seemed to opt for comfortable clothes more than stylish clothes. Those cargo pants with lots of pockets for example. I wonder why things are so different in the U.S., when there is fashion on TV and stylishly dressed characters in shows and movies. Perhaps it is an urge to be practical going back to the day when new land was cleared and settled. An urge that was always there, accepted even when it was small, and was then increased in later times by the leftist do-as-you-like offer to the masses.
My theory on fashion in Europe is the fact that people don’t have room in their flats or big pieces of land to buy things and store them so they consume fashion more instead. It’s also from their being tourists, so they dress like that while traveling. Americans have much nicer suits than anyone except for the Brits, however.
“Women do whatever they want, and dress however they want, in case you never noticed…But men are not allowed to partake in such behavior.”
this is just more of the publicly acceptable man-bashing that we see everywhere. women dress how they want knowing men will tolerate it and if they can humiliate a man at the same time, it’s a win win for the sisterhood.
they post disrespectful, male-bashing photos and the like all over social media. they mock and ridicule their men in public. this is the norm now.
i recently saw a friend’s girl post a shirtless photo of a popular male celebrity and she and her friends had great fun discussing how they’d enjoy spending a night with him. at first this might seem like harmless fun but you know damn well if the boyfriend had posted a pic of a hot girl and acted like that, shit would have hit the fan. besides that, they are supposed to be a happy couple so why the hell is she posting pics of guys and not showing her relationship status? big red flags if you ask me.
this girl is a real attention whore/drama queen. complains all the time about her problems and posts things that we all know are referencing what a dick he is even if she doesn’t come right out and say it.
want to help my buddy out because i don’t think he even sees all this stuff or realizes what a bitch he’s dealing with. last time i brought it up (something minor) he just laughed it off and said he didn’t go on facebook much or care what she did. i think he wants to come across as being above gossip and petty things.
but the way i see it, everyone knows they are together so instead of looking the other way, he should be laying down the law and telling her to stop publicly disrespecting him and doing things that could ruin his good name. am i wrong for thinking i should say something?
“Americans have much nicer suits than anyone except for the Brits, however.”
Italians?
I hate to burst anyone’s bubble, but this country ain’t never going to Mars. Firstly, as a society we have lost the cohesion and desire for excellence required to accomplish such grand endeavors. Secondly, wealth redistribution (SS, MediCare/MediCaid, public sector pensions, etc) will make such grand endeavors impossible to afford. Lastly, the Muslims and the illegals who will be deciding this country’s political and financial decisions in the next 10-20 years have zero interest in such things. Heck, we won’t even be back to the moon.
Why’d you leave out the niggers?
Alas, this is the one post, of all the chateau’s offerings, which I would have loved to gainsay.
But more’s the pity, when you’re right, you’re right.
The I$$ has been continually manned for over 5000 consecutive days. What is the longest length of time they have been able to keep a mammal alive in LEO?
Can they keep a hamster alive up there for more than a year?
How bout a flower?
This is the kind of science NASA should be doing and revealing to the public in order to build support for a Mars mission. I suspect the mammals don’t do so well which is the reason for silence on the issue.
This is the kind of science NASA should be doing and revealing to the public in order to build support for a Mars mission.
That is what they’re doing.
Wrong.
The major problems associated with manned space flight are carefully hidden from the public while white proles like you are all too willing to fellate NASA for more lies, falsehood and deception.
“you’ve been living in a dream world Neo”
I’d love to see a manned trip to Mars for the symbolism. However, I have read quite a bit about this, and we simply don’t know enough for long space flights. On that note, finally closing down the space station was the right thing to do since it accomplished zero, it was just for show. The improvement in computer technology, physics etc takes place on earth, not in that space station. NASA has for a long time been about getting media ratings to keep up the budget though, so it surprised me that it was finally closed down. Fun fact: enviro-fanatics like to use the enviro-stats collected by NASA because they are always the most alarmist. That’s how they get air time.
Nailed it.
I’m voting for Mr. Astronautte, delighted to be the wind beneath his wife’s wings and doing laundry back at home, because — New Man that he is — he perfectly embodies the empty-shell biped in this commercial:
And no, I don’t buy Proctor & Gamble products anymore.
Related,
Tylenol now has an ad that,well… kind of promotes the gay lifestyle , even goes as far as comparing that dysfunctional family to Norman Rockwell”s America
Voted for clueless cuck because I was him once
He deserves the hardest slap to see the light just as I did
Nr. 1 gets my vote. The thought that he is married to her and has children (I wonder if they are even his) and is willing to literally let her go have sex in space while promising to only ever fap for the rest of his life and writing a whole article to rationalize everything is just too much.
Nr. 2 is just an average scared-to-death-by-girls guy. Lots of these around.
Nr. 3… I’ll give him the benefit of doubt and assume he’s just sending birtday messages to everyone he knows.
Nr. 4 … I don’t know what to say about this one.
Nr. 5 is definitely the cringiest of all but at least he isn’t married to her… for now.
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Gonna vote 1 because of this I read in the article linked
““She must really be sick of her husband,” commented another, unaware of how surprised I am that she married me in the first place.”
He sealed the deal in his betaness and stayed in his betaness … that’s a hell of a time dwelling there
Lots of strong contenders, betas with brazen asshole slut girlfriends, but I always feel a special contempt for the cuckold. Looks like #5 was the majority vote too.
I assume #1 waifu is counting on taking numerous cocks in his various holes in between of doing the laundry.
Off-topic but judging from the commercials “American Sniper” must be a chick movie.
Pro-neocon movie. That guy proclaimed that those who resisted the invasion and occupation were all “evil” and he delighted in killing them. He had top training and top equipment courtesy of American taxpayers, so yeah, of course he’d do better than peasants merely fighting for their country with outdated weapons. Typical of Eastwood’s kosher conservatism. Like Dirty Harry, a character who “finally gets things done, yeah”, and the main enemy in one movie is a White man killing Catholic priests and Blacks. In another the enemy is a group of White police officers fed up with criminals going free so they start killing mobsters – a movie specifically made to ruin any hopes of Harry being a “fascist” get-things-done kind of cop, which the media had cried about.
Good points… and lest we forget the immortal line from Gran Torino:
“Christ, I’ve got more in common with these people than my own family.”
His kids were putzes, though, you gotta admit.
A subtly vile scene in Gran Torino: Eastwood’s character chases off some ghetto blacks who were about to throw a beatdown on a young whigger and his Asian girlfriend. The whigger (who was about to get a tour-on-one beating) thanks him, but Eastwood shoos him away contemptuously and drived the girl home.
The scene would have been more satisfying if Eastwood had taken the white kid under his wing instead. After all, the whigger acquitted himself well under pressure, considering everything.
A lot of symbolic filicide in the movie.
Lol, Im the guy who sent him #3 Beta of the year. I know that chick. I met her at a party last summer. There was some guy there sweating her hardcore, but she was ignoring him and talking to me. She thinks shes hot shit, but isnt. Anyways we chit chatted and exchanged #’s but i never called. Lmfao at those lame ass dudes though.
This one is a long read, but so, so worth it. Beta academic (older prof and – for extra value – a poet) gets cuckolded by his academic shrike wife with a bad boy redneck student. He gets to feed his (?) kid from the sippy cup while she stumbles in hammered from getting pounded out. She’s been doing this for aeons, but he only realises when he checks her phone for the first time. Some great takeaways here in terms of how far a beta will go to remain in denial. Best bit is probably where he virtually crywanks while imagining her taking dick in a slum from a ‘drug-addled manboy’.
http://www.guernicamag.com/features/the-cuckold/
From Arbiters keyboard to my eyes….now I get it.
James Harms
Valerie Harms
That’s betacuck laureate alright, but are you sure about granny as the erring wife? Think that might just be some other woman with the same name.
Want to really know if your woman is loyal? Put a spy app on her phone. Save you a lot of heartbreak/time and/or you’ll sleep better at night.
Oh yeah and paternity test your kid too.
Why wouldn’t you do it?
My wife wanted to do that because she was afraid the baby was accidentally switched in the hospital. It wasn’t but I admired her honesty. The kid looks too much like me to have any doubts to include my mother’s ears.
Some beta’s inspire me to pity with their acquiescence but when they inspire me to rage with how they love their own prostration, that’s when I know who to vote for beta of the year.
Mars One: publicity stunt – everyone involved with it is somewhat off.
Cuck: too good to be true – probably a fabrication.
Skinny-fat: more of a commentary on America and how in most other countries, even he could get a much hotter woman (though she has a cute face by fatty standards)
Have a nice night guy: at least she answered him! How ’bout all the times when I suggest a time/place and all I hear back is the echo echo echo.
I vote Birthday Guy. That’s what beta is all about. That is 2005 me. Future time orientation, plodding yet ineffectual persistence, sticking to the same formula even when it’s not working because he’s convinced of its rightness.
Watch ‘em and weep keyboard jockeys:
Happy New Year! Go out and make something happen.
Normally I would say it’s good to have heroes.
If these obviously orchestrated videos are your idea of “making things happen”, then I think we’ve got our first candidate for the 2015 Beta Royale.
Agree. It’s like the Pickup videos where he makes an approach and gets her number.
A real pickup video would be more like this. Some of the girls were even impressed, but it was mostly a failure.
Ms. Mars is probably taking nigger dick.
Maybe Mrs. Mars is a cunt and husband is HOPING she’ll go?
LOL’ed. If he were smart enough [and ruthless enough] to fake being Gamma in order to lose the witch once and for all, then he might just qualify as Alpha of the Year. Bitch get on that fucking spaceship with the quota nog cock and disappear forever!!!
Seems I’m in the minority, but I’m going with 3, the birthday messages.
They are all bad for their own way, but I think the subtle crime here is the worst, this guy has been carrying this UNKNOWN girl’s torch for 4 years, without even a response back from her.
The others are potentially getting sex or something that its blinding them, this is pure pain here. Not as glaringly bad, but under the surface far worse.
What the heck is going on with this site ? Posting comments on here is like playing the fking lotto. Something has obviously changed on this site, and I find it hard to believe that our host CH knows nothing about it. Hey CH I think you owe your devoted readers an explanation . Is it a glitch of some sort, are the P.T.B. attacking this site ? What gives man ?
Lol Jews and crazy sluts are bad news
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/prince-andrew-accused-sleeping-underage-sex-slave-article-1.2063910
New York J3W turned financial thief + underage pimp hosting orgy pool parties on his private island and Florida mansion for the elite classes of western States and keeping tabs on them for blackmail insurance…
LOL…
F*ck cable and Hollywood, just give me a stack of articles about the YKW elite and some popcorn.
What was that motto again? Something about healing the world?
I dare not LOZOZLZOZLZOLZOLZOL… God has limits as to the amount of schadenfreude we’re permitted.
– This is my first comment on this site. I clearly haven’t digested my red pill fully.
Far be it from me to prevent someone (even a woman) from achieving her life’s dreams. I couldn’t possibly do that. But by the same token, I don’t want women messing with my life’s dreams – and I’ve dumped more than one woman who tried to make her biological clock more important than the things I live for, which have nothing to do with her.
More to the point. If I married a woman who would end up wanting to go to Mars and never to return, I would say okay – you are free to go, but before that we are going to divorce.
If you ever return, we can meet, talk, and see how it goes. Although, honestly, if you ever return to Earth, I would be *far* more interested in talking to you to hear about your experiences of space travel and life on Mars than to have sex with you. I’ll find other bitchezz for that.
But until you return, I will be free to meet other women & bang them, and you will be free to bang astronauts (there can’t be too many of those guys in that space ship to choose from) and aliens out there if you so desire. Just make sure not to spend too much oxygen while exerting the effort in riding the space carousel. 🙂
I don’t think this woman should be getting half of everything if she’s – literally – going out of this world. She can’t exactly take the house or even the money there.
Although, you never know with today’s stupid courts, right?
You were going strong… right up until
If you ever return, we can meet, talk, and see how it goes.
First time commenting here he said .. not a long reader methinks aka dwelling in betadom as many of us were
If you just let her go, you can do all that stuff without getting ass raped. I’d be buying her matching shoes and a purse for her new space suit. It’s not like she’ll have any use for money on Mars.
Number 3 is clearly an automated message (an App for people who forget birthdays, or business people, like realtors, who want to stay on clients radars). Just look at the syntax, exactly the same format year after year. The guy probably doesn’t even realize it’s been sent. She’d see that if her ego wasn’t so excited that she got her first stalker (the thought of which makes a narcissistic female’s panties wetter than Leonardo DiCaprio could).
Number 5 is clearly a joke. There is zero chance that this was a genuine conversation.
Ouch. Reading this is almost like lifetime channel for dudes. I feel like my blood testosterone dropped ten points.
“Reading this is almost like lifetime channel for dudes.”
haha
Sonia has no intention of going to Mars. Her goal is to get far enough to become a spokesperson for the program. Jason is simply going along in the press.
Tough choices, but I have to go with space-beta. He freakin’ referred to himself as a “wife” and is happy about his woman flying off to Mars for the rest of her life? Breaks new ground.
The others are worthy contenders, but #5 is so bad I can’t even believe it’s legit.
Remember when children’s book were red pill?
http://srogers.com/books/little_prince/ch8.asp
“So the little prince, in spite of all the good will that was inseparable from his love, had soon come to doubt her. He had taken seriously words which were without importance, and it made him very unhappy.
“I ought not to have listened to her,” he confided to me one day. “One never ought to listen to the flowers. One should simply look at them and breathe their fragrance. Mine perfumed all my planet. But I did not know how to take pleasure in all her grace. This tale of claws, which disturbed me so much, should only have filled my heart with tenderness and pity.”
And he continued his confidences:
“The fact is that I did not know how to understand anything! I ought to have judged by deeds and not by words. She cast her fragrance and her radiance over me. I ought never to have run away from her… I ought to have guessed all the affection that lay behind her poor little strategems. Flowers are so inconsistent! But I was too young to know how to love her…””
Lol.
#1 space cuckold got my vote. no contest.
To disregard the fact your wife is 100% destroying the family and is OK with it, not put up a fight to oppose it, then embrace the decision and commit to celibacy….
BOTY 2014.
runner up is facebook naive retard. The others seem just your garden variety beta ignorance going through the motions.
Hey, I’m Single, I wanna go to Mars.
Erm, *single.
I think every man in America gets an automatic beta of year for what happened in Ferguson
but yea learn that when there is a riot only thing protecting you is you your buddies and guns
police just gonna watch
someone should write a book about all the horror stories that went down
against all the people black whites and every color
and from goodbye America photo journal why from la and now ferg
is there always a pic of Asian dudes guarding their shit with weapons
African gold mines too
why Asians allowed to freaking always use deadly force as individuals not part of an army
that’s alpha when it counts
Not quite what you’re asking for, but try ‘White Girl Bleed A Lot’.
yea that is it skinner
Funny you say that because yesterday I wanted to suggest we name DeBlasio as beta of the year.
Some of the things he said were definitely beta.
An alpha male would have deployed the big guns or at least the water hoses on those savage rioters.
He pretty much said that white policemen are worse than black criminals, he did not say it in so many words but he said he told his own mulatto son to stay away from Police for his own safety ( he did not tell his son to stay away from blacks who are the demographic group that commits the vast majority of murders ) and DeBlasio said that black people are right to be angry.
the result; it emboldened a black man to assassinate two innocents cops.
A man siding with the enemy and wishing they come and fuck us in the ass ( figuratively or not ) because he claims we deserve it is a supreme beta.
I think every man in America gets an automatic beta of year for what happened in Ferguson
Well, maybe Darren Wilson gets a pass.
i voted for #5. he’s the guy who gives me a there-but-for-the-red-pill-go-i feeling. catharsis is the word the greeks might have used to describe how i felt reading those humiliating texts he sent that lying cunt. because the younger me just might have reacted the way he did. fucking chump.
the other contenders were just too weird/remote from my life. wife going to mars — not any woman i’d ever be involved with. sex change dude — his problems are deeper than just not being good at meeting girls. dude in the pic with the fatty — also not me. i fucked a few fatties but i never told anyone. and def no pics.
It’s come to it, that I do NOT want Murka to develop a successful manned Mars mission program. I’d rather see Russians or even the Chinese do this, without a woman or a symbolic nog first stepping on the red planet.
She: “Honey, I’d like to go to Mars.”
He: “I’d rather explore Uranus.”
Number 1 without question. Everyone is telling him of the errors of his ways and he rationalizes out of it. No hope there.
I feel for “sorry to bother” guy. As desperate as he is, least he has the sack to ask a female out. Unfortunately no one has channeled that ounce of courage into a productive relation to the opposite sex.
Below is my amateurish translation of a Zbigniew Herbert poem. The video is a musical interpretation of that poem. Key line: “I longed to abolish the difference between what is high and what is low.”
The reference to Theseus, in my humble opinion, points to Game/Red Pill realtalkers when you apply the classical myth to present time.
My movable empire between Athens and Megara
I ruled, over wilderness, canyon, abyss — alone —
Without advice from stupid elders, and with an insignia of a simple club,
Clad only in the shadow of the wolf and the horrific sound of the word Damastes.
I lacked subjects; that is to say, I had each one for a short time
They did not live to dawn — however, it’s slander to call me a murderer,
As falsifiers of history are wont to.
In fact, I was learned social reformer.
My true passion was anthropometry.
I devised the crucible for the perfect man.
I fit the captured travelers to this bed.
It was difficult to avoid — I admit — stretching limbs and cutting members.
The patients kept dying but the more perished
the more I was sure that my studies are correct.
The goal was sublime. Progress requires sacrifices.
I longed to abolish the difference between what is high and what is low.
To humanity, disgustingly diverse, I wanted to give one shape.
I ceased not in my efforts to level mankind.
Theseus took my life, that slayer of the innocent Minotaur,
he who explored the labyrinth with a girl’s bundle of yarn,
so full of trickery and without principles and vision of the future.
I have an inextinguishable hope that others will take my toil
and the work I begun so earnestly, they’ll lead to its end
Lots of guys get cucked
Lots of guys are beta as fuck
Almost everyone has orbited at one point or another.
Only one man IN HISTORY has had his wife leave him to go to another planet to die there. This guy.
What a time to be alive.
hhahahahahahha
good point
My beta cuck link is winning, yay
I was about ready to shut off the spiel because I knew that Goebbels wrote no such thing.
What the so-called defenders of white folks have to stop doing is playing by Cathedral rules… and invoking NAH-ZEE comparisons to the current malaise is one of said rules.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
And while we’re on the subject, for the umpteenth time now, posting these youtube links makes the forum slow to a crawl and become all but useless…
I don’t know what the limit is, but it seems beyond three or four and the plugin-container or whatever it’s called just starts churning away and freezes everything.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/18/man-find-woman-same-name-ex-girlfriend-round-world-trip
“She already has a boyfriend though.
“This is totally sort of like as friends,” she said. “I have a pretty serious boyfriend. We’ve been together for a while. We’re planning on buying a house and we have a puppy, so yeah I’m not really looking for anything at all.”
She acknowledged her boyfriend isn’t thrilled.
“He understands that I’ve always wanted to travel so while he’s not happy I’m taking off for nearly a month at Christmas with a random guy he’s smiling through it,” she said.”
ayy lmao
“Ya wanna travel? Travel on over to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, woman.”
“I hope they got tours on the moon, ’cause that’s where YOU’RE going!”
Vietnamese-Canadian goes on killing spree after discovering he had been cuckolded. The lovechild and the cheating wife were among the victims:
http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/03/what-made-edmonton-shooter-phu-lam-so-angry-that-he-killed-eight-people/
yea that is a man
media should prob never tell guys to man up like on maury show
this would happen every time
The kids name? Elvis.
For the record, it read like he knew he had been cucked but had another kid with her later anyway…
Interesting that he took out her parents as well… he had sponsored the whole clan coming over to Canada, and apparently the wife didn’t like being “controlled”.
Ah well… a contract is a contract, amirite?
She was “so unhappy she once had sex with another man”, resulting in lil Elvis.
Seriously, does ANYONE believe it when a bish claims, following evidence of cuckoldry, that it was this one miraculous moment and not an on-the-regular thing?
lol.”slept beside me naked but I didn’t look” beta of the year for sure if he actually believes that
yea kind of an impossibility
how did she know he was naked
or she closed her eyes when he fucked her
lolzolzolzolzolozlz
so jesus took 60 out my pocket last night
but my bitch facing year half jail
and got to go wire someone up to get off
so really did me a pretty big favor making me kick her out
so they ain’t comin to my house to stab and shoot me
I submit for alpha female of year (us)
even had some good acting at end in front neighbors and shit to show we broke up which yea we actually did and I have no more responsibility he he he
thank god
or actually thank you babykins 🙂
I am beta as shit though was even gonna pay to get her off with lawyer
but I guess good thing she alpha as fuck and looked out for me and took some personal responsibility since she got arrested while not with me
so yea on her
course she never get arrested while with me the cops hate when she not with me and that when they get her
hope she don’t get killed thinking back to Bronx tale and the “saddest thing in the world is wasted talent”
Check this out from the WaPo:
How to Find a Feminist Boyfriend:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/how-to-find-a-feminist-boyfriend/2015/01/02/