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Big Mistake

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Their body language is a dead giveaway. She’s leaning into him body and head, he’s leaning away from her. Charitably, he can’t support her weight. Uncharitably, he’s already withdrawing in preparation of the many years he has ahead to come to terms with his defeat.

The resolution isn’t strong enough to determine if his eyes betray the listless vacancy of a wed man walking.

210 Responses to “Big Mistake”

  1. Anonymous says:

    maybe he has whale fetish?

    • Anonymous says:

      I don’t buy the whale fetish/chubby chaser excuse. It’s an ego protecting move…men without options. Omegas. These aren’t the guys kissing ass on a Facebook pic of a hot girl..they don’t even bother, if a remotely attractive girl much less a hot girly talks to them they fold instantly. Low T. Has to be

      • Zombie Shane says:

        > “men without options”

        Another possibility: Nice Guys who always finish last.

        Of course, the cynic would argue that allowing yourself to always finish last pretty much limits you to no other options.

      • fakeemail says:

        Yes, the fat fetish and chubby chaser thing is a LIE. Maybe 0.1% of men are genuinely attracted to fatties.

        There are lots of men who are attracted to legit. curvy women with big asses. But it’s meat laid out in a healthy/sexy way. It’s not the same as being a fattie.

      • Zombie Shane says:

        > “There are lots of men who are attracted to legit. curvy women with big asses. But it’s meat laid out in a healthy/sexy way.”

        I was watching Maria Bartiromo on Fov News this morning, and she ain’t exactly anorexic these days.

        BTW, Kimberly Guilfoyle might be the single hawtest celebrititty in all of the USA [including movie actresses and porn stars and ASU sororititty sisters].

      • Will says:

        Don’t get me wrong, no man is attracted to fat girls.

        BUT to their defense they could’ve fallen in love when she was decent looking and then took the easy road out.

      • Will says:

        Actually… I take that back.

        But hey, the fat chicks might be more linient letting them cheat on her….so this could work out? Either way he’s a chump

      • Zombie Shane says:

        > “Either way he’s a chump”

        In the the photo which Heartiste posted, the poor guy looks like he straining as hard as he can to force a smile on his face.

        I’ve been in plenty of situations like that in life – when you have to force yourself to smile just to make the folks around you happy – even though you were furious or dejected or bored out of your mind or whatever.

        Poor fella.

        Nice guys always finish last.

      • FamilyMan says:

        Maria Bartiromo has always been on the heavy side. Realize there’s a lot of makeup and stuff used to make her look as thin as possible.

        Does she still do interviews on the floor of the NYSE and other places where it’s harder to control the lighting?

      • Zombie Shane says:

        > “Does she still do interviews on the floor of the NYSE and other places where it’s harder to control the lighting?”

        I dunno, but Sunday morning – June 8 – I saw Bartiromo on the couch with the other Fox News anchors and anchorettes, and the cameramen gave a full side shot of her, sitting there in her skirt, and it was very obvious that she was not anorexic.

        That’s a big, full-bodied, buxom Eye-Talian broad right thar.

        She’s married to a jew named Steinberg, and it doesn’t look like she has any biological children.

        I wonder if the jew is just using her for the insider tips?

      • zodak says:

        i just blogged about chubby chasers, of course they are real. it’s stupid to pretend they don’t exist.

  2. AlmostAnonymous says:

    Never date a woman who weighs more than you, or has a bigger gut.

    That way lies madness.

    • fakeemail says:

      TRUTH. It’s a tragedy waiting to happen.

      • M says:

        Why being so negative? She can still lose weight and start eating and moving healthy..

      • zmbiklr says:

        That’s like saying used gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe may have some residual flavor.

        There are so many new, fresh and tasty packs of gum to choose from.

      • M says:

        Yeah, but they are in love with each other and have patience when something goes wrong..

      • M says:

        It’s easy to get fat when there’s so much unhealthy food everywhere and also our sedentary lifestyle .. But there are so many people who lost weight and it’s stupid to lose hope about that ..

      • zmbiklr says:

        It’s easy to go to the fucking gym and not eat junk. If she’s too lazy to be more attractive for him, he’s simply a wallet for her.

      • John South says:

        M

        It’s like dating a chronically unemployed guy and thinking he’s going to get a job and make a lot of money some day.

        Possible, but unlikely

      • Exurban says:

        If she’s fat now she’s most likely just going to get worse. She knows he’d like a slimmer version but she’d rather eat doughnuts.

        John South … good analogy! I may have to steal that one.

      • Knowbody says:

        To add…fat chicks who lose weight are on hypergamy red alert status. There will be absolutely NO…read that again NO appreciation for staying with her when she’s fat. A woman who suddenly hits the gym and eats right after years of fatdom has her sights on something. Married men, be very wary…

        Special consideration if you’ve upped your game but if you honestly haven’t done anything drastically drifferent and your land whale wife is now suddenly taking measures to look more attractive(the whole, healthy lifestyle thing is BS…it’s to look good, period. I life and eat right to look good above all else), you are next on the weight loss plan.

    • Amy says:

      It’s unnatural for a girl to even WANT to date a man who is smaller than she is.

      [CH: equally, it’s unusual for a man to want to date a woman larger than himself.]

    • AlmostAnonymous says:

      Nothing negative about it, it’s just a fact.

      If she’s a whale before marriage, what makes you think she’ll get the lead out of her ass and make herself more attractive after she is married? Can you think of any reason now that she has the cash and prizes?

      I can’t, excluding fatty fuckers, of course.

  3. Amy says:

    And in five years she’ll be double that size. Girls are at their thinnest when they get married. Even normal size girls diet and exercise like crazy before their wedding. A fat bride is a very bad sign.

    [CH: it’s a bad sign either way. if she turns on the afterburners to look good for her big day, you can bet she’ll cool off and refuel the tank at the first bite of wedding cake. but look on the bright side. a girl who tries to look decent for (putatively) one day of her life shows a little more respect for her man’s desire that a girl who doesn’t try at all. but, just a little.

    best bet is to find a woman who exercises and eats right like she brushes her teeth… as an afterthought.]

    • Anonymous says:

      Well… I am actually more cynical than you. I don’t think women are dieting down on their wedding day for their man; they’re doing it to look good in the photos. For themselves.

  4. M says:

    She can lose weight..

  5. Steve H says:

    “…Hello, world. Well, this is the best I could do. But hey, at least I got married. That boosts my hierarchical status, right? Right. I think. So – for the moment I feel self-satisfied in the dignity I temporarily feel basking in the well-meaning glow of all you wedding attendees that set aside a day of your life to be here.”

  6. fakeemail says:

    He’s leaning away because she’s fat and he embarrassed by it. No doubt about it.

    He’s not attracted to fat women and he knows that others (and he himself) know that fat women are for weak men.

    The greatest tragedy is there are fat women who are truly excellent women (perhaps because of their fatness).

    This man needs to LEAN BACK and not give a fuck about what others (or his instincts) may think. At a certain point, you gotta love the one you’re with and accept what is.

    • greyghost says:

      If he bucks up and stands tall he will if not get her to lose weight she will be a polite wife for he will have a sense of a man with options. leaning away like that she will pick up on it has a weak man and will have that guy paying CS on a kid that is not his in not time. Dudes like that are the kind of guys that pay CS on bi racial kids.

    • gaoxiaen says:

      Why is Sean Hannity wearing a white gown in that picture?

    • FamilyMan says:

      It’s my experience that women with such problems have repressed personality issues, anger, bitterness, all sorts of shit, due to how awful it is to be an unattractive female. Not better women despite the weight, worse women independent of the weight.

      If they could lose weight, then I suppose after a while they would work thru their personality problems and improve personality too. But not until then.

      • FamilyMan says:

        And if she marries you in that condition and then loses weight, her hypergamy is likely to kick in, making her look at you as being pretty low quality.

        Marrying a girl like that is just asking for trouble, from what limited information I have here.

      • Simon Corso says:

        If you’ve ever known a thin woman who got fat , then you know this to be true.

        Becoming unattractive does not improve her personality.

      • Pijama Wearing Ninja says:

        I’ve never copulated with a fattie because I find that rather disgusting, but I did notice fat women have WORSE personalities. Every single girl whose personality I considered marriage material was thin. Fat women are mired with insecurities and all the other things FamilyMan described.

      • Pijama Wearing Ninja says:

        You forgot insecurities. Fat women are big on those, besides all the things you listed. I don’t even get why one would date the average fat woman.

  7. M says:

    CH has very nice arms

  8. M says:

    Hearts?

  9. M says:

    CH I hope you are feeling good and everything is fine with you <3

  10. The poor dude is hurting to fake a smile. I doubt that he’s marrying for money, the type of man who does that has much better acting skills. Looks like in some places they still have shotgun weddings.

  11. M says:

    I noticed the red text in upper right part of this blog … I thought you were the only proprietor and contributor, CH …

  12. enkarndt says:

    I actually find this a little heartbreaking. Anyone remember the post with the callous bride who recoiled in disgust from an attempted kiss from her beta husband? Compare that chick with this woman, whose body language and beaming smile make it obvious that she’s in love. Yet unlike the supplicating beta desperately pecking at his frigid wife for an awkward kiss, this man is stiffly allowing his bride to hold his hand while subtly leaning away from her. If this woman was slender, no doubt she’d be as much of a gem to him as he is to her – she looks fairly feminine, she has a pretty smile, and she seems to adore him – but no matter how doting she is, her weight will always keep him resentful he had to settle, even if he’ll never admit it.

    A message to women everywhere – being fat is the absolute worst thing you can do to yourself. If you want to secure lasting commitment from men, put down the fork, go for a run, and remind yourself that scoring reluctant sex in the dark from self-loathing betas does not mean fatties are desirable, no matter how many feminists try to persuade you otherwise.

    • ho says:

      Single motherhood? Cutting your hair short?

      • enkarndt says:

        Seriously? No way is short hair worse than being fat. If a girl is otherwise beautiful, her short hair won’t be nearly as detrimental to her SMV as being a land whale would be. Consider Natalie Portman with a shaved head – obviously less attractive than she is with long hair, but still infinitely more beautiful than any long-haired wildebeest.

        As for single motherhood, I agree it’s a horrendous choice for women to make, but a hot single mom will still have an easier time getting a man to commit to her than a fatty would. Some beta schlub will think a hottie with another man’s kids is a catch, while a fatty struggles to catch an omega male’s lazy eye.

        There is no better (worse?) way for a woman’s SMV to plummet into the negatives than by getting fat. Obviously, aging has the same effect, but getting old is inevitable. Getting fat is not.

      • corvinus says:

        As for single motherhood, I agree it’s a horrendous choice for women to make, but a hot single mom will still have an easier time getting a man to commit to her than a fatty would. Some beta schlub will think a hottie with another man’s kids is a catch, while a fatty struggles to catch an omega male’s lazy eye.

        One could argue that unlike the fat chick, a hot single mom would still have reasonably attractive men after her for sex, but commitment would, I imagine, be just as difficult for her as for a fatso.

  13. M says:

    Why nobody comments here anymore?

    • M says:

      There are no women here anymore? Everyone found a boyfriend apparently ..

      • FamilyMan says:

        Perhaps because they felt unappreciated.

        If they did, their feelings were substantially correct.

    • Kate says:

      On vacation in our nation’s capital. Museum of Natural History? Check. Spinning in a giant teacup? Check. Sunburnt and exhausted? Check. Mission accomplished 🙂

  14. Slaughter says:

    No such thing as a chubby chaser, it’s simply against the nature of men to want a “female” who’s 3 times your weight. These are omegas without options.

    What do you think of “You look good, almost as good as me” as a direct opener?

    • M says:

      ”What do you think of “You look good, almost as good as me” as a direct opener?”

      Probably wouldn’t work. It’s stupid to give compliments to girls/women you don’t know, they can think you are creepy.

      It’s a good idea to say this to a girl who you already know.

      • Slaughter says:

        Maybe puts them on a pedestal (hence the neg right after), but creepy?

      • Slaughter says:

        oh you’re a troll

      • M says:

        Yes, creepy. When unknown men give me compliments I’m always afraid they just want to rape me. Sorry. But maybe it’s just me, it’s possible that other women don’t feel that way. I also agree with you that it could be understood like you are putting them on a pedestal which is unattractive, especially if you are a stranger … It’s different if you know her already.

      • M says:

        I’m just trying to help you with female perspective ..

      • Slaughter says:

        lol no guys compliment you anyway

      • M says:

        ”lol no guys compliment you anyway”

        Yeah, it’s usually creepy old men who give me ”compliments”. Normal guys usually don’t comment on my looks.

      • Slaughter says:

        k

      • Pijama Wearing Ninja says:

        “Probably wouldn’t work. It’s stupid to give compliments to girls/women you don’t know, they can think you are creepy.”
        “Yes, creepy. When unknown men give me compliments I’m always afraid they just want to rape me.”
        Great idea. Give compliments early to girls in order to get rid of the paranoid fruitcakes before their paranoia has an effect on your life.

      • FamilyMan says:

        But when men use more skillful game, you realize that they want to have sex with you. But you don’t think of that as rape.

    • zodak says:

      of course, chubby chasers are real. jesus, it’s not a conspiracy theory.

  15. M says:

    ”Today was a good day, I didn’t even have to use my Ben-Gay. — Old Ice Cube 2 days ago”

    lol, cute 😀

  16. This guy is not an omega by any means. He is not even that bad looking and his style shows he is solid beta material.

    In other parts of the world he would marry a 6 or even 7 and she would be happy with her catch.

    But in todays world, where fat is all around us und people take a high standard of living for granted the “provider” is not worth more than this 3.
    A 3 on her best day, she will be heading towards 1 within a few years.

    What a sad story. With just a little game he could have improved to at least a 5 – even in todays USSA.

  17. M says:

    “Sex object” is a significantly higher status than “human being.” tinyurl.com/mevzskd 23 hours ago

    lol:)

  18. M says:

    My comments are now awaiting moderation?

    • M says:

      Oh, just one of them … nice, I can keep talking 🙂

      • Cunning Linguist says:

        Question for “M”, what’s the female perspective on seeing a regular looking guy with an overweight but otherwise normal bride? Is the mismatch in SMV as obvious to you ?

  19. Let’s not pretend the man’s own looks don’t disqualify him from getting a really hot girl unless he were a billionaire.

  20. Days of Broken Arrows says:

    There was a worse one featured in Yahoo Travel today. Not only is the guy in shape, but he has a prestige job. https://www.yahoo.com/travel/real-travel-love-on-the-road-peru-87959439952.html

  21. David says:

    i find women with a little more skin sexy. depends on her feminie energy and her scent. and how sweet her skin tastes to me

  22. Opus says:

    Grooms always look nervous, especially with Hogzilla by their side. :):(

    • haunted trilobite says:

      see study linked in the comment above about male chimerisation. every time you lick a woman out, you’re ingesting semen from all the hordes of men who’ve had their cocks in her in the past, plus a few aborted baby particles for good measure. Yum-ee-yum

    • Anonymous says:

      Looks more like he is shitting his tux…major emotional trauma knowing hes hitched to that blimp

  23. Harland says:

    Wait a minute…aren’t beta males supposed to lean in to their wives? Wasn’t there a post about some simpering beta on the DC subway with his Asian wife? And other photos of betas with fat wives leaning in? Which is it, lean in or lean out? Please make up your minds, because it can’t be both. This sort of shit just gives feminists ammunition.

    • maldek says:

      the fact he does NOT lean in, is the sad part. We have all seen the hopeless low beta lean in (DC subway with asian) but this guy is kinda ok and STILL has this 3 whalfie on his side.

    • dlpt says:

      No it doesn’t, as witness the above.

    • corvinus says:

      Wait a minute…aren’t beta males supposed to lean in to their wives?

      If he was leaning into her, of course he’d be far more pathetic. Obviously, he settled for a woman who likes him, and it’s possible he gave up trying with more attractive women because he would do things like, well, lean into them which turned them off.

    • John South says:

      If she was attractive he’d probably be all over her.

    • John South says:

      It’s only that much more pathetic when the girl is ugly and he’s all over her.

  24. Will says:

    @CH you should write a post about the ideal relationship from start (meeting) to end. And the tactics or ways to influence getting that ideal relationship.

    Basically like a storyline that summarizes your concepts at points in the story

  25. Anonymous says:

    i wonder how many regular readers that post ‘how to get a girl to send nudes of herself’ has dragged in

    not your best post ever but the best in terms of marketing for your blog

  26. Scott says:

    Girls like that were my bread and butter throughout college. Now that I have a decent career, I just use hot escorts every week.

    Not every guy can be an alpha.

    • gunslingergregi says:

      I think pretty cool to learn how to beat the system

    • Tim says:

      Whatever works man. I’d do the same if I had the ££…£££££

    • LP says:

      There is a constant flow of escorts leaving my apt building. It would be interesting to see how many men are actually using them on the regular and giving up on dating completely.

      • Pijama Wearing Ninja says:

        I do get using escorts. I never went to a hooker before, but I do get why paying a woman to do whatever you want in bed beats going out, seducing some broad and so on. You have satisfaction almost guaranteed with the hooker without bothering to jump through hoops or worry about anything and they’re not even that expensive. Here you can get a good looking one for about 100 Euros, which is about twice what would cost going to the movies and on a dinner date with a girl.

        If girls actually wanted movies and dinner dates, I’d go down the escort route myself because I’d rather throatfuck a hooker than bother with the risk of blowing cash on a girl that might give subpar head. This is why I advocate cheap dates and why sticking to girls with low financial expectations(16-22 years old girls).

    • FamilyMan says:

      You can if you omit the beta. Actually this is convenient and takes little energy, so it makes sense. Just like all those Senators and so on.

  27. Robert What? says:

    I recognize his look. It’s the same one I had: “What the f*ck did I just do? I’m screwed.”

  28. Foolish Pride says:

    Harpoons. Get them.

  29. Craiger24 says:

    You wonder what the exact reason guys marry fat women? My only theory is that their own mothers were overbearing fat gobs of bitchiness, so they want mommy to be proud.

  30. gaoxiaen says:

    He’s just thinking, “Better reinforce that new furniture with cement blocks.”

  31. walawala says:

    Cousins? Brother & Sister?

  32. Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh says:

    Bitch is smiling like she just won the fuckin’ lottery. Her “man”, not so much.

  33. Matt McCarthy says:

    This is much more salvageable than the other way around. If he alphas up he can get her on a diet and have an acceptable little peasant wife to squirt out his spawn. She clearly loves him. As the captain of that ship (whaling vessel?) the next move is his.

    • dlpt says:

      You don’t seem to understand females. In brief, they are capable of having feelings, and generally show them regardless of personality. The consequence of this is that nothing clear about them means anything.

    • Zombie Shane says:

      > “an acceptable little peasant wife to squirt out his spawn… As the captain of that ship (whaling vessel?) the next move is his.”

      LOL’ed at “whaling vessel”.

      Thread winner.

    • Spartantom says:

      Agreed man. She’d be cute enough if she lost 200 pounds.

  34. Director says:

    If he gets her to diet and lose 100 Ibs she will look alright.

    He’s got to lay down the law quick though.

  35. cryo says:

    Wouldn’t it be better to not marry at all?

    Even as a beta with limited options in the sexual marketplace, there are so many things you can do as a man. Find a passion and pursue it to your death, be it bird watching or scuba diving or clay sculpting. Anything. Become a globe-trotting adventurer. Build a boat and sail to nowhere in particular. Travel to deepest darkest Africa and go delightfully insane like Kurtz. Go see the pyramids. Shoot guns and learn to do it well. Take up falconing.

    Just do anything other than submit to the State in quiet desperation, betrothed to a shambling wildebeest that will drain your resources until she Eat Pray Loves into the arms of another beta.

    Why are men so weak as to need a wife so bad they would settle for Bertha? It makes no sense to me. Nobody respects men like this. Nobody cares about them or their ultimate fate. It is so sad to me, I wish I could save every one of them.

  36. Going by the rictus-smile on his face, his death is close to the surface. That shows the listless vacancy that you speak of, the wed-man-walking.

    Of course, marrying a hippo at all indicates inner death long ago.

  37. Hilary Clinton says:

    What is the purpose of an education inspector?
    A) To maintain standards in education
    B) To enforce the rats’ agenda of White Genocide.

    If you answered A, you are an idiot who has not read the latest Daily Stormer article about a school in Devon. No joke – the poor White kids were FORCED to leave their home town because of our Hostile Elite’s hatred of Whites. Who organises this – Jewsan ‘White people are the cancer of humanity’ Sontag?

    “School ratings are no longer about good marks, but all about how many Non-Whites there are as pupils.”
    Never was a more depressing, yet truer sentence written. No surprise when Michael ‘the friends of israel gimp who sucks off nethanyahu’ Gove is Brainw… Education Secretary.

  38. Hilary Clinton says:

    Daily Stormer: UK School Shamed for being TOO WHITE!!!

    How can anyone now doubt the rats’ White Genocide project.

    Dieversity is a jewphemism for White Genocide.

  39. Tom Reynolds says:

    He’s doing what he thought he was supposed to do. She didn’t even bother to look presentable for her own wedding. It is downhill from here. At her age, she is at peak metabolism; can only imagine how ROUND she will be in 15 years. Women don’t even bother trying these days. Have a pleasing personality – Nah. Be in shape- Nah. Be an asset- know how to cook for your man- Nah. Despite being obese and useless, these women have blue pill beta males will lining up around the block to serve and obey for the rest of their lives. This dude DIDN’T GET THE MEMO and now it’s too late. His body language is well ahead of his conscious mind- knowing full he’s made the biggest mistake of his life.

  40. whorefinder says:

    I feel like this man has 3 options:

    1. Divorce.

    2. Cheat.

    3. RAPE!

  41. Laguna Beach Fogey says:

    Poor bastard.

  42. Sid says:

    They look about equal to me in terms of physicality. They’re both 5s maybe, wouldn’t you say? They look like your typical average American couple. I wish them all the best.

  43. gunslingergregi says:

    positives to fat chicks they easy free will suck dick within 15 minutes of first date and they know some thin chicks and will cook you dinner
    you could never pay for food again with a fat chick corral

    • gunslingergregi says:

      all woman can have a use to further your ends

    • zmbiklr says:

      Had one fat chick, there was no date. I just showed up at her place of work after hours after meeting her earlier in the day.

    • zmbikilr says:

      Had one fat chick….there wasn’t even a date, just showed up at her place of work after hours after meeting her earlier in the day.

  44. Sid says:

    I’m interested in this “masculine/feminine polarity” talked about in this video. I’m going to Thailand this summer so maybe I’ll check that place out.

    • Spartantom says:

      What’s your take on the relationship with these two tantra fks? The dude’s eye’s, his thumb on her shoulder and his inflection at the end of some of his sentences make him seem more feminine than her.

      Is this the tantra talking or does she wear the pants? He seems confident enough to be in charge but she’s leading the conversation.

      • Sid says:

        She’s new at the center and he’s an old pro. I think the interviewer wanted to get the perspective of newbies. See more in the link below. However I will say that in the yoga/new age scene a lot of the guys are “in touch with their feminine side” because there’s a lot of emphasis on balancing the masculine and feminine energies within ourselves. And the women seem to like that – a lot.

  45. anonymous says:

    Not disagreeing that it was in fact a big mistake, but you read wayyy too much into these kinds of photos.

  46. Camshaft says:

    He’s definitely got his hands full. Of a fat future. Fuckin sucker.

  47. Rum says:

    When I was younger I used to sell used cars. It was dirty business because there was never anything like a valid, meaningful, factory guaranteed warranty available to shore up the defenses of the doomed, stupid, innocents that were the natural customer base of used car buyers.
    The better the deal, the more like this guys face you got to see afterwards… I meant, of course, the better the deal for every one but the buyer.

  48. Rum says:

    Ah, yes; here is a question: Why are US 100 dollar bills the most common form of paper currency worldwide?

    Because there is a lot of work to be done.

  49. quasi says:

    Her wedding. Her big day. The one day on which she knows she’s guaranteed to be the centre of attention, and the one occasion when she knows everyone will be taking pictures of her. Chances are, there’s at least one person in attendance who’s only there because they’re being paid to photograph her.

    The one day when her single most important job – really her only responsibility – is to look her absolute best, for her husband-to-be and for herself.

    And she shows up looking like that.

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  51. thwack says:

    Alright,

    its time for another thwack pro tip; aint nobody talkin when Im talkin so stfu.

    Now,

    make a habit of calling your girlfriend/wife different girls names in casual conversation; Jenny, Kathy, Christine…

    that way when you call her another girls name bustin a nut in her doggy style, it wont turn into a naked inquiry, which then becomes an investigation…

    Good hunting gentlemen.

    • Greg Eliot says:

      that way when you call her another girls name bustin a nut in her doggy style…

      Hell, that’s the ol’ game of “Rodeo”… call out another girl’s name and then see how long you can stay on ‘er when she starts buckin’.

      • corvinus says:

        Note that slender fillies are more fun than fat cows. The former are in far better shape, and it probably happens to the latter all the time anyway.

  52. D'Wyatt Mann says:

    Look fat chicks I don’t mean to sound rude.
    I tell her nice “hit the gym” and “dont eat so much food”

    • dlpt says:

      It’s a good thing that they make philosophy their business, otherwise they might be obligated to make statements concerning universals. Of course, jerks aren’t generally that concerned about the intellectual status of others around them, because they aren’t concerned about content, but what’s actually going on here is that they are trying to crucify Christ in order to reduce chastity to a merely individual preference, but they can’t because he’s already dead. Of course, if one asked this jerk-theorist whether they actually thought anything which they wrote (eg. was true), they would be obligated to say no, and what follows from that is that it isn’t in fact objectively wrong to refer to them as intellectually inferior to most people, nor to say that this takes some doing.

  53. sciences with lisps says:

    Are we sure this isn’t one of the groom’s best dudes holding hands with one of the bride’s maidens? Always hazardous, bordering on useless, to analyze a split second captured in time.

  54. backchecking says:

    That’s one brutal triptych… Gothic non-fiction… frozen by the lens… the horror….

  55. mike says:

    For all the criticism of this guy, maybe she just passed his boner test. If he looks diffident perhaps it’s due to all that wedding day crap – wedding photos, everyone looking at you etc. Hell, Zombie Shane might be right in this case: fuck her and put buns in her oven

  56. Burton says:

    …wed man walking.

    Great line!

  57. PR says:

    Big Mistake
    June 8, 2014 by CH

    huge. ginormous.

  58. al says:

    he’s gay.

    look at the haircut.

  59. Oldfart says:

    Backdoor Man
    Anonymous
    M
    John South
    David

    You are not that bright are you?, At least reset you internet connection before sock puppeting.

  60. aint nuthin but a gangsta parrttyyyy says:

    just met up with a buddy from way back in university this last weekend. he just revealed to me that he’s engaged with his girl. i didn’t meet her until this weekend. she’s blonde, sweet, feminine, could use a set of tits but otherwise pretty decent, prob around a solid 8. but i remember back in the day when this guy was raggin on his friends hard about getting married…other than religious values, what is actually the point of getting married these days i don’t understand guys who actually want to, or at least follow through, with puttin a ring on it lol

    its fuckin fantasy land

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