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What’s more degrading:

a. paying a whore because you have no other way to get laid

b. sleeping with this for free:

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60 Responses to “A Valentine’s Day Thought Experiment”

  1. A. Not because of the whore bit but because you have no other way…

  2. Ollie says:

    A juicy Double Whopper….that’s been sitting in a dumpster for a few days…hmmm…should I just pick the maggots off?

  3. Anonymous says:

    which has the nicer snatch?

  4. Redleg says:

    There’s no room for dignity in this shootout.

    Go with a) and call it a transaction. At least the capitalist tint makes it a little less odious.

  5. matt says:

    Dude don’t put things that scary in an RSS feed. Seriously, I was eating when I saw that.

  6. sean says:

    i would do the whore.
    i got issues.

  7. morgan says:

    b is beyond degrading, it’s physiologically impossible for most.

    a may be degrading to some degree, but if you’re cruising across the nevada desert solo there are worse ways to stop and catch a shower.

    • Anon says:

      Don’t forget the most SOUL-CRUSHING choice of all, choice (C):

      Paying for sex on a daily basis (or monthly via check) but NOT getting sex, i.e., having a wife or ex-wife.

  8. golfie says:

    I would gladly take option a, failing that …shoot myself

    The only other thing more degrading than those two options is paying for a whore that looks like that

  9. Samuel says:

    whores are fine.

    whores are the only honest women. They tell you the price up front.

  10. Ollie says:

    I got some hot footage for those who’d pick choice b):

    Don’t forget the kleenex, dawg.

  11. Art Vandelay says:

    So what’s the etiquette, do I take some flowers to the whorehouse today or not?

  12. itsme says:

    you pay for (a) with money.

    you pay for (b) with your soul.

    • yeah, but (a) pays with her soul … although she gets money for this.

      [heartiste: most sex workers enter the field voluntarily. the narrative to the contrary is simply total bullshit.]

      i think it’s better to sleep with (b) because she has nice hair

      [i’d hate to see what your definition of bad hair looks like.]

      and beautiful eyes

      [if there was any doubt that you are not a persistent troll, this comment should dispel it.]

      and by loving her you can inspire her to lose weight and stop smoking.

      [her problems are far more numerous than fatness and smoking. she needs a DNA enhancement.]

      sleeping with a prostitute just causes further damage to her soul.

      [if it’s so soul damaging, why do most whores go into it on their own accord and stay with it for years?]

      • Nicole says:

        Maya, look at b. Really look at her. Take off your new agey “I’m okay you’re okay” blinders for a minute.

        I’d say that woman’s soul is damaged unless she is a Lesbian. If she is a Lesbian, she had that kind of edgy something I could see doing. If she is heterosexual, she utterly and completely hates herself.

        The fact that she has pretty hair and pretty eyes, and though most women do have some confidence issues, we’re not all blind, means she has no remotely rational excuse for not caring for herself. It’s not like she’s extremely old or extremely ugly in raw terms, and would be empowered somehow by letting go of socially imposed grooming schedules or something. We’re not all perfect, but most of us care enough to not just let stuff go.

        I’m not ashamed to say that even though as a woman I might hit that, if I was male I wouldn’t go near that with someone else’s dick. No way. Bring the hooker.

        • doclove says:

          Nicole, please tell me the only way you would hit that is vigorously with a twelve inch strap on dildo that had been rolled with superglue and finely shreded glass laced with burning acid and poison which will kill her before she ever fucks again!!!

    • Mr. C says:

      LOL.

      At least with (a) you have a choice of which whore.

  13. Aaron says:

    A. Not because of the whore bit but because you have no other way…

    Even though I said b, yeah. Nothing wrong with the occasional whore as long as it’s not because you’re completely incapable of getting sex elsewhere.

  14. maurice says:

    cigstache is back! there’s a blast from the past. i think she was origially one of 10 photos featured in a “rank the chicks” post, maybe in late 2008 or early 2009, then became shorthand for fuglies in subsequent posts. thanks for bringing her back on valentines day, Chateau…

  15. 357 says:

    I choose masturbation.

    A. I don’t believe I could ever pay for sex, not when there is plenty sex available in which no monetary transaction is required for the deed. If I was a wretched omega, though, I’d probably pay to have my product consumed.

    B. My penis will shrivel in flaccid defiance at the sight of such a sorry specimen.

  16. John Norman Howard says:

    If it’s one of those high-class whores you see in the movies, then obviously a).

    Otherwise, could I just let Bobby Brown punch me in the face?

  17. Eric says:

    This isn’t even close. At least the poor bastard who pays a pro because he can’t get any doable chick for free shows that he has absolute minimum standards…and at least one functional eye.

  18. John Norman Howard says:

    Jeez, keep posting these pictures of late and the chateau will be where boners go to die.

  19. Rex says:

    I know tons of guys who are amazing with women who are quite into hookers and escorts. It has nothing to do with “choose one or the other”. Opie and Anthony talk about it all the time, and those guys are millionaires with 10′s.

    Sadly I still feel some sort of dirtyness if I was to ever get a hooker. Probably a societal thing,

  20. Flavia says:

    What a waste of blue eyes. God is cruel sometimes.

    I chose mustache chick. You can’t prove someone fucked her, can you?

  21. Aldous huxley says:

    Actually i’d rather do whitney housten than the creature. Bet the thing smells worse too… Iiii will always love yoooou

  22. Gorbachev says:

    Choose the whore.

    Keep it in the species.

    • doclove says:

      You mean bipedal smelly nasty looking landwhales are not part of our species(modern present day human beings or homo sapiens sapiens). I’m shocked,(Not meant for you,Gorbachev, as I realize you are sane and intelligent like myself but for the insane or retarded people reading this—Hear my SARCASM!!!) shocked I tell you!!! What would our ruling elite with their supporting feminasties and White Knights/Manginas think?

  23. Samuel says:

    they’re all whores, fellas.

    Just because you didn’t put any cash in her hands doesn’t mean you haven’t done business.

  24. Sam Spade says:

    Either way you pay. But money is easier to replace than time or dignity.

  25. Marco says:

    this is a guy bro. come on.

  26. Scruffie says:

    There’s no way in hell paying for a decent looking whore is more degrading than fucking the comic book guy from the simpsons

  27. smiley says:

    Come one, she isn’t that bad looking. I think she has a lovely chin. And it’s the inner beauty that matters.

  28. corvinus says:

    A snorlax appeared…

  29. Faced with that dylema, I take a) forever, especially if the girl I’d be paying was a Prepago paisa… In that case, the deal is clear: I have something you want and you have something I want, “trueque” and everyvbody got what they wanted without bullshitting.

    However, I think the normal relationships are some sort of the a) case arrangement, where the man pays for sex, and the woman gets pleasure, commitment and the resources from the man. A very profitable contract for one part one very limiting for the other.

    But the relationships that the game enables you to enter are relationships (especially the short term ones and the same night lays) where the only benefit for each part involved in the sexual contract is sex. A quid pro quo of sex.

  30. Trouble says:

    I’ll take option A. You hoitty toitty mother fuckers have “paid” for sex one way or another. If you say you haven’t you probably have no pubes.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Let’s remember that CH wasn’t saying that all men who pay for sex, grinding or massages can’t get it otherwise. That’s not at all what he said but a number of commenters took it that way.

    Reading comprehension guys…reading comprehension.

    Meanwhile, many of the 11% who clicked on a) may have done so by mistake because the brain would have said “click on the one you’d prefer”. If those could take back their mistake, the collective answer would be mostly unanimous.

    • Anonymous says:

      Also, it takes a fair amount of cluelessness not to realize that the girls many alphas fuck for free aren’t amateur whores with other men. Often the guys at the clubs get their free lays long after the virgin cashed in for cash at age 16.

      The film “Debbie Does Dallas” wasn’t just fantasy. Teens are really like that.

    • Anonymous says:

      This is exactly what happened to me.

  32. Anonymous says:

    My line of thinking is very broad, but don’t you TECHNICALLY pay for ALL women? I mean how many girls are going to let you at the goodies without at least a noticeable investment of time, energy, or money? In most non “pay for play relationships”, don’t you usually end up having to sacrifice a healthy combination of all three?

  33. Ouroboros says:

    Rather pay a whore that will be better looking than the trailer park mammoth.

  34. Mexican pete says:

    Cigstache,

    O Light of my Life,
    O Fire of my loins

  35. Diomedes says:

    The irony is that sex for money generally costs a lot less than sex for free.

    There are very thirsty men in this world and the woman in the photo has certainly been fucked. You have to wonder how much these poor fellows have spent on dates, gifts, children, divore settlements and, of course, the cost of wasted time and emotional turmoil from FUCKING THAT. Guarantee you that sad cases have dropped more on that (and other horrid women) on a fuck by fuck basis than they would if they have visited high class escorts during the same period.

  36. Backdoor Man says:

    As a guy who has been in an LTR for 16 years, I now understand the allure of hookers. Sometimes, you don’t want the mess and bother of affairs. Ask Elliot Spitzer or other dudes like him; they don’t have trouble attracting pussy, but they don’t want it interfering with their home lives.

  37. Erkko says:

    From fringe to the Wall Street Journal in, what, three years? Four years? I dunno.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/best_of_the_web_today.html

  38. Sez says:

    I honestly can’t believe so many of you picked option b. aside from the fact that fugly is clearly a man with a wig on (why would any fugly decide to fix up her hair but not the rest of the package) I’d rather pay for a decent looking whore than sleep with fugly. If you think about it, we all spend money on women one way or another and even then we spend time on them which could be spent on more ways to get money

  39. John says:

    Jordan Van Sloot, Batman Edition

  40. chi-town says:

    for option b it just wouldn’t move.

  41. anonymous says:

    B is more degrading by far

  42. John Norman Howard says:

    C’mon, ya judgmental bastids… all bodies are good bodies!

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