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What would be your criteria for the greatest job a man could have in the world? I’ll list what I think should be your criteria:
- Continual exposure to a variety of young, pretty, naked women
- Willingness of a significant subset of those young, pretty women to sleep with you
- An occupational dynamic that requires leadership skills in the form of ordering young, pretty women to do your bidding
- Very little competition from other men in the field, or on the job
- Relatively high pay
- Relatively high status
- Minimal amount of rote work
- Maximal amount of fun and creativity
- Lots of travel to exotic and charming locations around the globe
- Plenty of opportunity to discreetly cheat, if married or otherwise committed
Is there a man alive with working testicles who wouldn’t agree with my description of the perfect male job? No, I bet not.
So what is the greatest job in the world?
Kern has been taking photographs of attractive naked women for 25 years in countries around the world. Young women in various states of undress. Naked women in pools. Naked women in showers. Naked women smoking pot. Naked women combing their hair. Naked women on all fours scrubbing the floor. And, presumably, naked women sucking his dick after work hours.
I know what you’re thinking. Kern is not gay. He’s married to a hot chick more than half his age. Kern is in his 50s, but he looks younger and, more importantly for men interested in picking up younger women, he *acts* like a man half his age. His is a life of unrelenting joy and exquisite pleasure. If there is a heaven on earth, Kern has found it. When asked if he has slept with any of his subjects, he is not coy, admitting that he’s had a number of sexual relationships with the ladies he photographs.
Surprisingly, Kern does a lot of his shooting with a pocket digital camera. He prefers capturing in voyeuristic style the natural beauty of the girl-next-door, the kind of girl you most want to despoil. Kern is almost clinical about the sexuality of his subjects that infuses his work, going on for impressive lengths about the shape, size, color and texture of the great megafauna of breastessesss constantly bouncing in front of his camera lens. Reminds me of someone else.
Some may wonder if it’s Kern’s job that attracts the girls, or if the job is merely incidental to Kern’s seductive alphaness. It’s more the latter, but no doubt photography, and the men skilled at it, are especially attractive to women, probably for the reason that any visual-based skill or artistry, being primarily the domain of maleness, is naturally intriguing to the visuo-spatially challenged sex. But that is a minor effect. The status of Kern’s job, and his status within the field, is the predominant attractor when we separate his personality from his achievements. Men who excel in female-oriented fields are also very attractive to women.
I bet you’re curious about Kern’s wife. I was. So I found this illuminating documentary video of Kern and Martynka. It’s short, about 11 minutes. You should watch the whole thing. It is 11 minutes demonstrating the power of pure game. What comes out of the video is just what a natural player Kern is, and the classic seduction and alpha male dynamics which hold powerful sway over the pretty Martynka’s emotional fidelity to her husband.
Some choice quotes:
Interviewer: Do you ever get jealous?
Martynka: No, I actually… it’s a weird thing… but it turns me on that he’s like shooting 18 year old hot girls. I find it exciting. I don’t get bored of him in that sense, because… I know it sounds weird but I actually thinks it’s cool he’s out, hanging out with like some 18 year old girl in her bedroom, showing him her tits, and um, it keeps things exciting for me, cause that little bit of jealousy makes my obsession last longer.
You don’t say!
I remember when I wrote that “women want you to cheat” post it engendered howls of indignation from my many female commenters. Oh, how you say… what was it again?…. oh yah…
Watch what women do, don’t listen to what they say.
What about the proposal? Certainly an inveterate and experienced womanizer like Kern would know better than to drop to one knee and beg for indentured servitude. Does Richard Kern follow my advice and propose to Martynka like an alpha male? Does a herb load in his pants?
Interviewer: So you guys got married in June. Was the proposal special, was it kind of romantic?
Martynka: It was very Richard style.
Interviewer: What was it?
Martynka: He didn’t really propose. But it was really cute. Cause he was so nervous about it.
Interviewer: So he kind of proposed but didn’t propose?
Martynka: No, he didn’t even say what it is.
Interviewer: Tell me about when you proposed to Martynka?
Richard: Oh, um, I couldn’t actually say the words that you have to say to do that, and, um…
Interviewer: Will you marry me?
Richard: Yeah. So, I, um, I didn’t have a birthday present for us, see, and I knew she had to get married to get a green card, so I tried to pass it off as my birthday present.
Interviewer: She said it took like 45 minutes to understand what you were asking.
Richard: Yeah, I never actually said it. [Ed: Richard almost sounds proud of this. Ha!]
But this was my favorite Kern-ism:
Richard: I’m fine with being married as long as I don’t have to talk about it, or acknowledge it.
Talk about a cunt-wetting frame.
By the way, Kern stole Martynka away from her much younger boyfriend. As the internet nerd herd might say: THIS.